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I didn't see a post like this, so if there is one, tough titties. No, that was rude, I didn't mean that. Anyhow, what are some relatively mundane things that shouldn't bother you but nonetheless piss you right the gently caress off? I'll begin. People that say "addicting". No, that game on your cell phone is not "addicting" you ignorant fuckweasel, it is addictive. I loving hate that poo poo nearly as much as I hate my woman forcing me to watch Real Housewives, and that is saying something. Also, people who put those stupid stick figure family stickers on their cars. Hey, random guy in the SUV ahead of me: I don't know you, and therefore I give two shits about how many people are in your family, nor do I care to see them individually represented in stick figure form. What do you want, some kind of cookie for reproducing? Congratu-loving-lations, rear end in a top hat, you plowed the putrid depths of your wife's womanhood enough times to impregnate her. You are truly a Prometheus in your unique reproductive abilities. gently caress off.
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| # ? Jan 21, 2012 07:24 |
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Stupid chain status things on facebook.
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| # ? Jan 21, 2012 07:27 |
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Coupons, and the TV shows that make people think they should use insane amounts of them.
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| # ? Jan 21, 2012 07:29 |
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After what basically amounted to a thirteen-hour shift, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend and a friend. We were talking about internet censorship, the guy brought over the bill and interrupted me with a YEAH, TOTALLY  while I was talking, and I was so arbitrarily pissed off that I didn't tip.Then I felt bad about a minute later and tipped. My bursts of outrage don't last very long 
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| # ? Jan 21, 2012 07:29 |
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People who refer to Prometheus as a symbol of virility when they really mean Priapus.
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People forgetting the hyphen in Spider-Man.
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Customers taking a lot of a product seconds after I stock it. I realize that's what it is there for, to be purchased, but god damnit I see red for a second. This gets worse when I am cold. If someone takes a gallon of milk out of the cooler right after I set it down, I am perfectly willing to leap out of the back room and strangle them. I'm really not cut out for retail.
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| # ? Jan 21, 2012 07:32 |
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Watch Out Smarmy posted:People who refer to Prometheus as a symbol of virility when they really mean Priapus. I was referencing Prometheus in the context of one who brings unique/forbidden knowledge to mankind. I did not mean Priapus. WHERE'S YOUR MESSIAH NOW?
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| # ? Jan 21, 2012 07:34 |
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Uggs. Stop wearing your slippers in the street goddammit!
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| # ? Jan 21, 2012 07:37 |
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the existence of the human race
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People that stand next to each other on escalators. Namely whichever guilty party is on the side that conventionally is kept clear in whatever part of the world you're in.
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literally anything else that any human being whom i am forced to interact with does.
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| # ? Jan 21, 2012 07:38 |
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When people use "gift" as a verb
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| # ? Jan 21, 2012 07:39 |
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My sister mispronounces the word "documentary." She says Dock-You-Men-Terry with way too much stress on each syllable and it's like nails on a chalk board to me.
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People who buy poo poo from this market area we have at the hotel I work at when I'm leaving in five minutes. I have to redo my cash drop poo poo for the day and leave late as a result.
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People who claim to be Christians and think it wouldn't really be immoral to kill atheists, Muslims, and now Pakistanis... just that it's against God's get-into-heaven rules. Because that Jesus character you believe in sure did go around recommending you hate your neighbor, kill all your "problems" (or so you consider them, you ignorant asses) away, and pretty much take the easy route in all circumstances. I can type that quicker: People who think their religion should have anything to do with people who aren't them. After typing this, it doesn't really seem all that unreasonable.
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| # ? Jan 21, 2012 07:47 |
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Companies that sell pet related things and spell Dalmatian with an 'o'. You should know better. Mixing up cheetah and leopard. So many companies do it and it infuriates me. It's almost all labelled as cheetah print, when it's usually leopard print. Spend two seconds on google before you name your poo poo, goddamn. (I love cheetahs) Cheetahs have solid spots:  Leopards have rosettes, rings with the tawny color in the middle:  Jaguars have rosettes with spots in the center.  Don't even get me started on people that mix up tigers and lions, holy gently caress.
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:People forgetting the hyphen in Spider-Man. I love that your avatar is an official example of this. Red turn signals on the backs of cars, especially if it's just the brake light flashing. Stop that poo poo. If one brake light goes out and you start pumping them I'll assume you're turning before I realize you're slowing down. They shouldn't be anything but orange on both ends of the vehicle.
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I hate people who say cliched cheerful stuff first thing in the morning like "rise and shine" or "wakey wakey, eggs and bakey". You know what? The morning loving sucks. I am tired, groggy, and not at all looking forward to another day of work. If you are a happy camper, fine. Go jack off and use your spooge to draw smiley faces all over the walls. As for me, I am content to eat my Honey Smacks in miserable silence. I will abandon my grogginess when I am goddamn good and ready.
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"Could of", "would of", "should of". I instantly label these people as retarded, regardless of what they write.
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| # ? Jan 21, 2012 07:51 |
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Cipher Pol 9 posted:Customers taking a lot of a product seconds after I stock it. I realize that's what it is there for, to be purchased, but god damnit I see red for a second. This gets worse when I am cold. If someone takes a gallon of milk out of the cooler right after I set it down, I am perfectly willing to leap out of the back room and strangle them. Or worse, drop it on the loving ground. 
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Extremely cheerful people bother me immensely. Loud noise of any sort does, too. Especially loud music and people who TALK REALLY LOUD. Also people who misspell a whole lot of words.
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Jobsworths, their vocabularies and the over use of words such as ‘Touching Base’, ‘Going Forward’, Having Dialogue’, ‘Being Mindful’, talking about ‘perception’ ...and telling one of our customers about how what she was doing wasn’t following ‘due policy’ ...seriously, take a break from work and go for a walk. Or better still, go for a beer. Oh man I've thought of another one, people who sign off their emails with an initial. It was 'J' that I had the pleasure of dealing with this week. Unless you're a spy or H from steps - give it a rest. I need a new job.
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| # ? Jan 21, 2012 07:53 |
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"Could care less" sends me into an incoherent rage for a minute
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| # ? Jan 21, 2012 07:54 |
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People saying "try and" when they should say "try to."
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| # ? Jan 21, 2012 07:54 |
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People who walk however many people abreast the sidewalk/pathway is (especially if they're the extra-stupid type that is just so stupid that they spread out as people try to walk past by going around - not on purpose, they're just completely oblivious). People who walk really slow in the middle of a pathway, forcing everybody to have to go around them. People who walk up the loving handicap/bike slopes because they don't want to lift their fatfuck feet to go up the steps. People who try to do something while walking, usually text, but are too loving stupid to do both at the same time so they do both really poorly and won't get the gently caress out of the way, wobbling and zigzagging as they (try to) lazily shuffle very slowly down the middle of a crowded path.
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| # ? Jan 21, 2012 07:57 |
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People that call ground beef "hamburger". What the gently caress, people, that's like deciding to start calling chickens "fried chicken legs". A really infuriating one I hear a lot of here in Iowa is people using the word "seen" in place of see, saw, and watch. I seen hamburger on sale!! Let's seen a movie!! Using "in regards to" in business letters. Drivers that start freaking out and alternating between braking and accelerating as soon as they are on a slight incline. Meanwhile, I am maintaining a constant distance from them by not touching any pedals. \/ People who blink their signal once, just as they complete the lane change.
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The word "guesstimate", and people who don't use turn signals when switching lanes.
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People misusing "poisonous" when they mean "venomous". I've even seen this in school science textbooks, of all things. Poison is ingested, venom is injected.
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Every day at work when I have lunch the ladies from accounts payable talk about how different their cultural backgrounds are (one is Indian, another Italian, etc). Every. loving. Day. They are constantly amazed and bewildered by the fact that one person has curry for lunch while another has pasta. This has been going on as long as I've worked at this company (over 2 years) and I have no doubt it will keep going forever.
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When someone asks me to do something and while I'm doing it tells me to do something else only to return a few minutes later to yell at me for not doing the first thing. I hated working in fast-food.
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People who walk on their toes or the balls of their feet. You probably know someone like this. When they walk, their heels never touch the ground. It looks they are forever falling forward when they walk. The woman I'm currently seeing walks like this, but only when she's not wearing shoes, and it unreasonably enrages me.
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People who can't be bothered to write the last 3 letters of the word "failure" when describing an epic failure.
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People who spell the word "too" as "to". THEY ARE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT WORDS WHAT THE gently caress IS WRONG WITH YOU also, all Internet memes. Internet culture in general.
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| # ? Jan 21, 2012 08:06 |
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People who swipe their credit cards before I'm done ringing up all of their poo poo.
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B-Prime posted:People who can't be bothered to write the last 3 letters of the word "failure" when describing an epic failure. I can't stand the use of EPIC. Everything these days is epic, we will have to invent a new strong word to replace what epic once meant.
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Nessa posted:People misusing "poisonous" when they mean "venomous". I've even seen this in school science textbooks, of all things. Poison is ingested, venom is injected. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ru_JiQZ2-vI
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bear is driving! posted:People who walk on their toes or the balls of their feet. You probably know someone like this. When they walk, their heels never touch the ground. It looks they are forever falling forward when they walk. I do this and have since I was a kid because the middle of my feet are pretty sensitive. Maybe your lady just has tender feet?
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Unexpected Road posted:The word "guesstimate", and people who don't use turn signals when switching lanes. In this vein, people in Connecticut who slowly drift from one lane to the next over the course of a mile, while never using a turn signal.
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mrwuss posted:I can't stand the use of EPIC. awesome opinion.
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