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Sociopastry
Apr 7, 2010

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People who say "kill yourself" as a reasonable response to anger. Thanks, rear end in a top hat. That makes those of us with depression feel loving FANTASTIC. Thanks.

On that note, people who respond with "well, just snap out of it" when they find out I have clinical depression. WOW! I would never have thought of that! Man, if my face red! Who would have guessed that I could just stop feeling depressed? gently caress you, it doesn't work like that.

Stoner friends who try and get me to smoke with them. Yeah, sometimes I'm cool with having a few hits, but I don't like to do it very often. I'm perfectly fine with people smoking around me, I won't say a single loving word about it. I'm cool with it. But when people ask me twelve loving times in a row if I want a hit, I get a little irritated. If I want a hit, I'll ask. I'm not just being a wet blanket. I just don't feel like smoking right now.

When people throw out food I have just cooked because they don't want to eat it. I didn't make it for you, you twat! Leave my rice in the goddamn pan! I can't even go to the bathroom before I get my food because if I do, I'll come back to it in the trash, still freshly steaming and newly cooked. For fucks sake.

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Sociopastry
Apr 7, 2010

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It's more of the fact that it's just a horribly insensitive thing to say. Would you tell someone with any other disease to just "snap out of it"? It's just really loving rude.

Sociopastry
Apr 7, 2010

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When I'm with a group of friends, and everyone will be discussing music, and people are bringing up youtube and things, and everything's fun, and then there's that one rear end in a top hat. You know the one. "Oh, I've already heard this. We should listen to ____ instead." That's great, cumsplat. The rest of our friends haven't. You can wait your loving turn, everyone else is. This is inevitably the same person who makes stupid, smug little remarks about everyone else's taste in music. If you don't like it, that's fine, whatever. It's not everyone's cup of tea. But don't be a smug little prick about it. You can dislike something without being a pompous little pissant about it.

Actually, extend that to any sort of media. You know, if I don't like something, I just don't like it. Other people do, and that's cool. It makes them happy and I'm pretty cool with that. But then you get these little horrible goblins that have to suck all the fun out of discussing music or movies or books because obviously they are the only ones with any taste.

Sociopastry
Apr 7, 2010

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Hellwuzzat posted:

Who the gently caress does this, and why?

Sometimes I get a bit lazy and decide, hey, instead of making actual food, I will make rice, as it fills me up and then I'm not hungry for quite a while, plus it is cheap. My family thinks that because I have no qualms with eating a pan of rice for lunch and dinner that I must be starving myself or something. So, in their crazy heads, they decide that the best course of action is to throw my loving rice out so I have to cook something else. Joke's on them, I have a ten pound bag of rice and it takes next to no time to cook it. I'll just make more. It annoys the piss out of me, though, because I hate wasting food. Hate it.

Sociopastry
Apr 7, 2010

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People who enunciate the wrong syllables of words. It is the worst thing for me, because then I have to sit there and "correct it" in my head a million times, which means I ignore teh rest of the conversation. My best friend, bless her soul, is the worst for this.

"e-nun-ci-ATE"
"hung-ARY"
"su-per-LAT-ive"

Oh my sweet jesus gently caress it is so bad auuuuugh

Sociopastry
Apr 7, 2010

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When I get bored. When I have something to do, regardless of what it is, I'm usually pretty happy. The moment I stop enjoying the multitudes of entertainment I have access to, I get in a snit all goddamn day.

Also when I burn my tongue. I'll be happy as a lark one second, take a sip of tea, burn my tongue and gently caress I want to MURDER someone. I don't know what it is. I'm pretty good at handling pain, but gently caress everything if I burn my tongue!

Sociopastry
Apr 7, 2010

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Esmerelda posted:

This is today specific but people who freak out over Valentine's Day and being single. It isn't even 9am and I've had four separate people whine to me about how they don't have plans, won't get flowers, are going to crawl into a hole and hide because it's too depressing to be out and single today.

It's one drat day that doesn't mean any more or less than any other. Roses and boxes of candy do not define your worth as a human. Quit ascribing value to a cardboard box full of candy. Jesus, no loving wonder you assholes are single, you're needy retards.

Oh god, this. I forgot what day it was and went onto Facebook. Oh dear lord, it comes from both sides. On one end, you have people posting stupid passive agressive "forever alone" posts, and on the other people who post "i luv mi boyfren/grlfren <3 <3 <3". Jesus christ, everyone, no one gives a good god drat.

Sociopastry
Apr 7, 2010

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Zira posted:

And the fact that everyone thinks Valentines day is so loving important when they should realize that it is my birthday. Pay attention to me, friends and family. Give me the chocolate pie I love and shower me with love. It is my birthday


Not much, but Happy Birthday, Zira!

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Sociopastry
Apr 7, 2010

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No problem. I know it sucks when people forget your birthday.

On topic:

AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRG god I don't know what I want to draw! I hate it when that happens! It's like mental constipation. Why is it so hard to decide what I want to do in my spare time? I do my responsibilities early, and then I have an excess of time to fill and gently caress if I can fill it.

Sociopastry
Apr 7, 2010

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: You guys need new friends, poo poo.


Waiting in line at supermarkets behind really lovely people. I was at the checkout at Kmart the other day and there was this group of three grown rear end men buying six boxes each of hot wheels poo poo. They took up the only loving cashier while they counted and made sure that they had the exact cars that they wanted, and the whole time they just let their kids run all the gently caress over. Do that off to the side you horrible cockmongers. And control your children. I always feel so bad about kids that obviously don't have any structure or discipline. I just know they're gonna grow up and not be prepared for the real world and it just makes me really sad.

On that note, any grown rear end adult that has no basic common sense. If you're not ready to checkout, don't stand in the loving checkout! If you aren't sure if you have everything on your list, stand off to the side to call whomever you're calling. If I say excuse me, don't just stare at me like brain dead cattle, move out of my way if it's possible. I'm not a rude person. I've had people tell me I'm too nice. But these people make me want to loving hit them.

Sociopastry
Apr 7, 2010

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YamSack Agonistes posted:

Ladies, I'm not trying to hate on you...but god drat does it annoy the everliving poo poo out of me when someone is cutting up a cake/other food item to distribute to a group of people and every single loving one of you gals feels the need to say "Oh, I just want a little piece" or "That little piece would be perfect". Now, bear with me. Tiny waif-girl in front, ok, I believe you. You probably would be satisfied with a small piece. But Large Marge in back there, you are probably weighing in at close to three bills. I have seen you eyefucking this cake since it entered the room with a gaze similar to that of a she-lion at a gazelle watering hole. Don't pretend you don't want to devour three-quarters of that cake in one sitting, we're not loving buying it.

To be fair, anyone who does this poo poo. Also, fat people who feel the need to stress very loudly that they are ordering either a DIET coke or a water. Good on ya there, chief. That'd be great if you weren't gonna eat three double bacon cheeseburgers by yourself. Maybe if you ordered a light meal, like maybe not loving fast food. Or hell, anything besides the loving three cheeseburgers. Or the really fat people who blame everything on genetics. gently caress you, it takes work. Now I am surely no supermodel but drat it, I'm trying my hardest. The girls in my family tend toward looking like those little fat fertility statues but drat if I'm not trying. Eating six dozen donuts and then saying you're fat because you have a glandular problem makes me want to kill someone.

On the flip side, people who feel the need to make fun of skinny people. You know what? They probably eat quite a bit. Chances are, most of the skinnier people either work very hard to maintain their shape, eat healthy, or maybe they just have an obnoxiously fast metabolism. But they probably don't really appreciate some fatty saying "I wish I could be skinny like you" sixteen times a day. Or "I wish I could eat like that." Or "you need to eat more!" gently caress you, mind your own business.

I may just hate rude people in general.

Sociopastry
Apr 7, 2010

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Just rude, entitled people in general. Specifically the ones who think that ANYTHING about anyone else's life choices are something that they have a say in or a right to pass judgement on. You know, I don't like a lot of things people do. I'm not fond of smokers and I never did like to drink and I don't generally partake in drugs very often and I hate girly poo poo- but I don't ridicule anyone who likes those things. They're not bothering me, so I don't really give two shits. But somehow, there's always these little entitled goblins that decide that they are the ultimate in judgement.

I hate people who give me the stink eye over nothing. I tend to have very short hair. I hate brushing it, I hate styling it, I hate everything about having to have long hair. So I tend to keep it very short. I get so much poo poo about it! "You'd look so much prettier with long hair." "Your hair is very short!" "Your hair is so pretty, you should grow it out." gently caress you. gently caress you long and hard and sideways and upside down. If I wanted long hair, I would have long hair. I know I look good with long hair. I also know that I pull of short hair rather well. And in any case, it's MY hair. It's on MY head. You have no say in what I do with it. The fact that I have short hair does not mean anything about me other than I have short hair. It does not denote my sexual preference, lifestyle, health, mental capacity or anything else. It just means I have short hair.

Why do people gotta be shits about other people's choices?

Sociopastry
Apr 7, 2010

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Pick posted:

Art tutorials that give tips that are literally wrong or tutorials completely inappropriate given the skill level of the maker. And yes that makes me a jerk but I don't care .

And people who say horse legs "bend backwards."

For years I got the exact same "how to draw manga" book. Because I like art, you see. And you watch some animes, don't you? Here! You'll love this!

Oh god, the horrible, horrible guides. They hurt me. They hurt me deep.

Sociopastry
Apr 7, 2010

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People who feel the need to comment on my breasts. Yes! They are rather large. They probably look quite a bit larger than they actually are due to the fact that I am basically a gnome. However, this does not mean that commenting on their size is something I appreciate. Who the gently caress does this? Why is this acceptable? You don't loving comment on poo poo like that! That's creepy as all gently caress. The most enraging part of this is that they always say the same thing before hand.

"Not that I'm looking, but..."

Yes. Yes you are. If you're commenting, you're looking. What the gently caress is wrong with you? And why are there so many people who think this is socially acceptable? You don't walk up to some dude with a huge crotch bulge and say "Not that I'm looking, but your dong is monstrous!". I'm both enraged and really loving confused. WHO DOES THIS AAAARRRRG

Sociopastry
Apr 7, 2010

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Smelly posted:

I've noticed more women make that comment towards my wife than men. Could be a factor of me standing there though so. vv

It really is creepy as gently caress though.

This. If it were just dudes I would just think they were stupid little perverted goblins and have done with it. But grown-rear end women comment, too. Soccer mom type women. What the gently caress?

Sociopastry
Apr 7, 2010

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People who loudly proclaim, with pride on their face: "I don't read!". Well, good for you, fucknugget! I'm so glad you're a loving idiot. I'm so glad that you feel the need to pick me out of a crowd, in a public place, and tell me that I must be absolutely stupid to be reading for pleasure. So happy.

When did reading for pleasure become a social faux pas? I don't know these people, I don't talk to these people, I'm just passing the time until my order is ready so I can get my delicious food and leave. Just leave me and my book alone. If you don't like to read, what the gently caress ever. I think you're missing out and are probably not very smart, but whatever tickles your pickle.

Or people who ask me (I am college age) if whatever book I'm reading is for a class. No! It's not for a loving class. I just genuinely enjoy reading! Since when did being well-read become a thing that was bad? Reading is good, people! At least get an audio book or something. You don't even have to sit down and read them any more. They never do this poo poo to people with Kindles/Nooks, I've noticed. Just actual physical copies of books.

Sociopastry
Apr 7, 2010

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Pretty much. I just genuinely enjoy reading.

On a different note, delivery men who will not wait more than three seconds for me to get to the door to sign for my package. I hear the door bell, instantly get up and make my way for the door as quick as possible- but sometimes I am not directly at teh door, so it takes me a few seconds. By the time I get to the door, they are nearly running back to their truck. Jesus Christ, just give me a second! I usually have to chase after them and yell to get their attention. Then they always seem to have this pained look on their face.

Sorry you have to do your job, dude! Just give me the loving thing to sign. I'll carry the drat package myself. It's not even like I'm ordering stupidly large or heavy things. You seriously can't wait like three seconds for me to sign for my poo poo? Jesus Christ, if you hate your job that much, maybe you should be looking for another one.

Sociopastry
Apr 7, 2010

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Master Twig posted:

On the flip side of things, people who think I'm an idiot because I don't like to read. I have nothing against reading, or people who do read, but I just do not like to read books. No matter how well written they are, I just can't seem to get into them. I'd rather watch a movie, listen to music, watch a documentary or play a video game.

I should probably explain myself a little better. I don't think you're an idiot because you don't like to read. I think people who actively belittle people who do like to read, or act like reading is a stupid activity are idiots. It's people who don't do anything to better themselves or learn something, plus belittling those people who do like to read. I'm sorry if I offended you.

I hate chest colds. I've had one for about two weeks now and gently caress, does it annoy the piss out of me. It's not even a bad one, but I loving hate coughing.

Sociopastry
Apr 7, 2010

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NaturalLow posted:

My thing is people who won't just tell you what they want. My mother in particular is terrible about this. We'll be out somewhere and she'll ask me to pick a restaurant for lunch. If I ask if she had anywhere in mind, she'll usually say no. Then when I suggest something, that's when she decides to come out with "You know, I was really had this other place in mind." Why didn't you just say that in the first place?

And related to this, grown adults who get pissed off or sit around and pout because you didn't "just know" whatever it was they were thinking (but of course refused to say).

Oh jesus gently caress, yes! I hate this poo poo! My friends are terrible about this.
"hey guys, where do you want to go?"
"we don't care, dude, you decide."
"kay, taco bell, then."
"Naw, we don't want tacos."
THEN WHY DID YOU TELL ME TO DECIDE. JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT TO EAT.

On the flip side, I hate it when people don't believe me when I say that I don't have a preference. Sometimes I dunno what I want to eat, or maybe I'm not really all that hungry. If I say "I'm not picky, decide", it means I'm not loving picky. Just pick somewhere. I'll find something I like on the menu. gently caress.

Sociopastry
Apr 7, 2010

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timefly posted:

My name. I have to spell it to every single person who doesn't know me. I guess my parents' thought process was like "oh Carissa is a pretty name, it means "darling"! Not special enough, let's spell it all weird"

Now every time I go to an appointment or something I say my name and they're like "uhh can you spell that?"

K-E-R-I-S-A

And either get weird looks or THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL NAME!

And when people just read it, they call me things like Keisha, Keirsha, Cherish, etc. come on it's not that hard.

At least you aren't named one of the most common female names in the country. And it's the one people associate with lovely pop music. Fantastic. My mom even came out and said "I didn't give a gently caress, you were supposed to be a boy anyway." I wish she had just said gently caress it and named me the boy name.

Sociopastry
Apr 7, 2010

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When I wake up too early and can't go back to sleep. This is the worst thing. I can't do anything because it's too loving early, my roommates will look at me funny if I eat anything besides breakfast food, and nothing is open. gently caress.

Also people who don't understand that I just don't like breakfast food and never have. No, not even pancakes. I just don't like breakfast food. I'd rather have a nice hot bowl of soup or something first thing in the morning. Maybe a delicious burger and fries. But not breakfast food.

Sociopastry
Apr 7, 2010

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Alterian posted:

Sonic serves their whole menu all day. Nothing like a hot greasy burger with tater tots at 8am.

Oh, dude, I have an unholy love of Sonic. Delicious fizzy drinks? gently caress yes. Giant foot long chili dogs? Mmmm yesssss. I loving love Sonic so loving much. Probably why I tend to look like a little fat gnome.

On topic, um...

Oh! I hate people who refuse to acknowledge when they've lost an argument. Especially when that argument is about something that has concrete, readily available evidence to show them that they're incorrect. Look, dude, I'm sorry that you didn't know about whatever subject it was, but now you do. Just accept that you didn't know the whole situation, file away the evidence I've given you for future reference, and have done with it. We were having an awesome discussion before you had to "win."

Sociopastry
Apr 7, 2010

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In video games where out of nowhere they have a giant gently caress off difficult boss. You'll be playing along, having fun, and the game's challenging enough to be fun but not enough to be frustrating. You're pretty drat happy and then suddenly there's a stupidly hard boss for no loving reason other than to dick you over. And it's never one that's jut a "oh, change of strategy whatevs, I'll figure it out." It's always like "well, gently caress, now I need to go back and replay other parts just to be powerful enough to maybe stand a chance." So you do that and then when you get back to the boss none of the rest of the game is fun because you're overleveled but, lo and behold, you're still not strong enough for the loving boss.

I'm looking at you, Final Fantasy series.

Also the fact that no one is buying my poo poo on ebay. It's good poo poo, and it's cheaper than what other people are selling it for, fuckign buy it, you plebs.

Sociopastry
Apr 7, 2010

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Water weight. I've been watching what I eat and exercising and making decent progress with losing weight, and HEY GUESS WHAT IT IS THAT TIME OF MONTH AGAIN ENJOY YOUR BLOATY-NESS! Oh, fantastic! Now I get to be fat for the next few days and not be able to wear any of the new skinny clothes I bought. gently caress you, uterus. I wish I could rip you out.

Sociopastry
Apr 7, 2010

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YamSack Agonistes posted:

I actually feel somewhat bad about posting this one...but I can't stand old people who do that "constantly move their mouth like they are chewing something" thing. It is loving gross pops, loving stop already. "Look away then, you cock", you might say. Not that simple. My eye is automatically drawn to their liver-spotted jowls going through the motions of masticating a non-existent bite of num-num.

I gotta say, if you just wrote a book of your annoyances, I'd buy it. I laughed for a good ten minutes, I don't even know.

On topic, I loving hate it when spiders do not follow the rules. I have come to a truce- they don't live near my clothes/bed, and we're cool. They keep the bad bugs away and they're not where they'll bother me. But when the little fuckers get in where they shouldn't, that's where we have an issue. Just follow the truce you little eight legged boogers.

Sociopastry
Apr 7, 2010

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When people condescend to me. I was putting together something and I was reading the instructions and separating out the different parts and getting everything organized like how I like it when I assemble something, and one of my coworkers comes up and insists that I don't know what I'm doing. He then proceeds to mess up my groove and hogs the instructions and won't let me put things together, and the whole loving time he's treating me like an idiot.

gently caress you, buddy. I'm a lot smarter than I look, and a fuckton smarter than you are. Just because I have big boobs doesn't mean I'm a bimbo, you horrible little goblin. Instead of jerking yourself over your "mechanical skills", how about you go take your oh so important penis and gently caress yourself. gently caress YOU. gently caress. YOU.

Or people who assume that I don't know what the gently caress I'm doing because I'm female. Hey, fucker. I'm in here to buy parts for the computer I'm building. My friend, who happens to be a dude, is basically just picking his nose until we can go to my other friend's house. He knows loving nothing about computers. You talk to me. Not him, me. When he out and out points out that he's not the person you should talk to, the correct response is to apologize, you cuntdrip. You do not roll your eyes, smirk and act like it's so hard to talk to me.

I hope you enjoyed losing your sale, and I hope your boss loving fired you after I spoke to her. gently caress you.

VVV Thanks, I always mess that up. Also it's poo poo like this that makes me buy poo poo almost exclusively online.

Sociopastry
Apr 7, 2010

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Stairs posted:

Okay I have to vent right now about my best friend. I love her like a sister, she's a really nice person, but she can be hugely annoying as well.

She lives with us, rent free, while she tries to get on her feet. She helps out with watching the kids and listens to me when I need to bitch about something. But oh God forbid I don't do something.

We both have cats, and if they need flea treatment or worm meds it's "You need to treat the cats! You need to give them flea meds!" Yes, her cats too, because even though I showed her how she cannot be arsed to do it herself. I have been really busy this week and haven't felt like Frontlining my cats yet. Hers I dosed last weekend. Her cats are totally fine and yet I hear "You going to do your cats now? How about now? Now?"

If the house needs to be cleaned I do it, just me. While she wanders around the house babbling about the latest book she read instead of...you know...helping me. She doesn't mean it that way, she really isn't mean or anything, she just doesn't get why that's bad. She thinks she's "keeping me company." Except I don't have time to get into a book, because I do all the cooking, cleaning, shopping and planning for the house. While she sleeps till 7 pm and gets up asking when dinner is.

She also doesn't get why I lock my door when I'm in my room alone with my husband and just stands there knocking and talking "Hey guys why are you locking the door?" while I try to find my underpants so I can open the door and find out what the hell is important enough to wreck the mood. She also doesn't get why it's annoying when we're watching TV and she feels it's just the right time to talk loudly to the cats, interrupt to discuss her stories, or just randomly babble.

The worst part is I can't tell her any of this because whenever I try she gets so upset that I then have to spend 20 minutes making her feel better which misses the point entirely. If she spent half as much effort finding a drat job as she spent telling me how to do mine she'd have a million bucks and I'd have my guestroom back!

It's really nice that you're helping your friend and all, but I have to say that she does not sound like she's pulling her end at all. Every time I've had to crash on someone's couch for a few weeks, I've always made sure I help with everything that needs helped with. You should probably have a talk with her, yes, even though she gets upset. This is not adult behavior. This is child behavior.

On topic, I really, really hate sleep paralysis. I like sleeping on my back, goddamnit! Every time I end up doing so, though, I end up horribly paralyzed and stuck in a loving nightmare. Just let me sleep comfortably, brain! gently caress.

Sociopastry
Apr 7, 2010

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Oooooh gently caress me I hate that. I hate that so bad. It is 2012, and just about everyone has a personal computer now, if you live in a first world country. Just about everything we use is intrinsically tied to computers. Learn how to loving use one. It's like not knowing how to use a loving toaster, for chrissakes. And it's always people who are like "technology hurr hurr you have fun in the matrix". gently caress YOU AUUGUH.

Sociopastry
Apr 7, 2010

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I have to say that pixie cut pubes is not a phrase that I thought I'd hear in my lifetime.

I loving hate people who treat me like a little kid because I'm short. gently caress, dude, I know I'm a loving hobbit can you quit patting me on my loving HEAD WHO DOES THAT WHY DO YOU THINK INVADING MY PERSONAL SPACE IS OKAY YOU COCKGOBBLER JESUS CHRIST WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU. Or people who think it's okay to just pick me up! WHO THE gently caress THINKS THAT'S OKAY. You wouldn't do that to any other adult, would you? I'm not a loving child, I have boundaries and you need to respect them! I don't even know you, you piece of poo poo!

Actually, just touchy-feely people in general. You are an adult. This means that you should recognize and acknowledge that it is not okay to touch someone unless they have given you permission. Casual, social touching is fine, like a handshake and the like, but you should know better than to touch someone's face/hair/clothes/torso without permission. No, there are physical qualities about people that exempt you from this. Pregnant women probably get tired of people rubbing their stomachs, short people get really loving sick of being treated like children, dudes with long hair don't like their hair touched all the loving time. Come the gently caress on, people.

Sociopastry
Apr 7, 2010

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I KNOW. WHAT THE gently caress. But apparently, being a tiny weird gnome woman is excuse enough to pick me up or pat me on the head. What the poo poo?

Sociopastry
Apr 7, 2010

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If it's a friend, I'm still not particularly pleased (I like having my feet on the ground), but I realize that it's because they love me and so I'm usually pretty content to just go with it. But these are strangers. Haven't even said hi, don't know my name, never spoke to me before strangers. That's what pisses me off. If it were a friend, I'd be a little annoyed at being picked up, but not enraged.

Sociopastry
Apr 7, 2010

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spixxor posted:

I'm a short and petite female and I've never had anyone other than friends or family try to pick me up. I don't even know how the hell I would react to that.

Apparently I look mad all the time though since people are always telling me to smile (there's another one for the list, gently caress off I will smile if I feel like it) so maybe try looking less friendly? Maybe jolly looking tiny people sets off some kind of retarded cuddle instinct in people.

Usually they get either a very stern talking to or a slap, depending on how startled I am. If I can see them coming but don't expect to be picked up, I usually cuss up a storm and tell them that they are the worst kind of idiot. If they just come up behind me and grab me, then it's usually flailing and hitting until I am put down.

These people also have the nerve to be angry. What the gently caress did you think would happen? You just picked up some random woman! gently caress

Also I am also told I look grumpy when I don't smile. I'm just a tiny round gremlin. I don't know why people want to touch me, man. I'm not even cute. My friend is cuter than I am, grab her instead. gently caress.

Sociopastry
Apr 7, 2010

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Really, people who don't handle anything that's not theirs with care. Don't loving hold my book like that! You'll break the spine! Quit loving around with my oil paints, you'll drop them and it'll get everywhere! gently caress.

Sociopastry
Apr 7, 2010

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People who have to "win" conversations. gently caress you, buddy. I was having a nice conversation about Amazon animals and the horrible things they do, and then you have to pop in and "prove" that you're smarter than me by loudly disagreeing with everything I say because you know everything better than I do.

WHO loving CARES. Dude, it's cool if you do know a lot about animals. (You don't, though, because these people never loving know what they're on about, besides "winning". Pythons don't have cobra hoods, you idiot.) Just don't be a goddamn dick about it? Who taught you how to socialize, you horrible sperg? Just pipe in with what you know, in a polite manner, and we can have a nice conversation where everyone learns something, and then everyone is satisfied and we all can have a nice day.

Why you gotta be a dick, dude? Or gently caress, having to "win" any conversation. If I'm talking about a birthday party I went to, you don't have to run in from where the gently caress ever, sides heaving with effort, spittle and sweat flying, and loudly tell me about this party that you went to that was so much better than whatever party I'm talking about. Dude, calm the gently caress down. Not everything is a competition.

Even worse is when these people aren't even on the same loving conversation loop. I'll be talking to someone about a new game I've been playing and these people bust in mid-sentence to talk about something that's only barely related to the subject, like how they got the newest iphone blah blah blah and it can hold soooooooo many apps.

Jesus gently caress! I can hold a conversation, and I'm a horrible little hermit. Learn to be social, drat.

Sociopastry
Apr 7, 2010

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Cheating rear end games. gently caress you, Hitogata Happa. I'm pretty good at bullet hell, but I can't even beat the game on easy mode with you. gently caress yoooooooouuuuuuu.

Sociopastry
Apr 7, 2010

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That and dudes that don't let you pick up things by yourself. Dude, if I wanted help, I'd ask for it. My frail, girly little arms are not gonna snap from picking up this small box. gently caress off.

Sociopastry
Apr 7, 2010

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GOD loving drat IT. I hate it when I loving step in something wet! GODDAMN IT IF YOU SPILL SOMETHING ON THE FLOOR ROOMATES WIPE IT THE gently caress UP. Jesus christ now my foot is all wet and cold and it ruined my awesome happy tea time.

Sociopastry
Apr 7, 2010

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Patches that take super long to download an install. FUUUUUUUCK. I just want to get this done so I can go back to what I was doing. Why you gotta hate me internet.

It seems like it's always much worse on things that should be painless, too.

Sociopastry
Apr 7, 2010

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So just be polite and ask if they want help! It's not hard. "Hey, do you need help?" And then she'll be like "yes, please" or "no, thanks." Don't just be a huge dong.

Edit: Also I really loving hate it that game designers don't do demos for their games any more. I can say that every single game that I've been on the fence about that's provided a demo has pretty much always resulted in me buying it. gently caress. Just do a level! I want to know what I'm getting into before I commit money to something.

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Sociopastry
Apr 7, 2010

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really, anyone who will not shut the gently caress up about any given tv show. I don't watch tv- it's fine if others do but it's not my cup of tea. I will politely tell my friends this, and they just will not shut the gently caress up about it. I don't like to watch tv, mainly because I have the attention span of a rodent. This is not a personal affront to you, friends!

gently caress, you can even put the tv on while I am there, I don't care. But they just keep going on and on and loving on about well do you like this show? or this show? or that show? GODDAMNIT. I. Do. Not. Watch. Television. This means any given show. I might put on some horrible tv documentaries on in the background for noise, but mostly I like music more. Why is this such a huge deal?

e: My ex used to make me, like, physically hold me down and make me watch whatever tv show he liked at the moment. I probably would have liked Supernatural if I had gotten around to watching it on my own time, but now I can't stand it at all because that's all he'd do for like, five hours. He'd just watch episode after episode of Supernatural.

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