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Ty1990
Apr 22, 2011



loving. Warriors. Tempting. Me. Again. gently caress.

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Ty1990
Apr 22, 2011



I took the Warriors again. +4.5 hosting OKC. I never learn my lesson .



For those of you looking for action tonight...Fairfield +2 is a really strong play. Not quite as strong as my Arkansas play last week, but pretty loving strong. Highly recommend it.

coldplay chiptunes
Sep 17, 2010

by Y Kant Ozma Post


Ty1990 posted:

I took the Warriors again. +4.5 hosting OKC. I never learn my lesson .



Ty1990 posted:

Die marist...my night rests on the warriors.

Ty1990 posted:

MonTe Ellis rot in hell

Ty1990 posted:

Finished down around 20 today...gently caress you Ellis...you suck.

Ty1990 posted:

2 NBA plays for me tonight:

Bucks +1 hosting Atlanta (small)
Warriors -1.5 hosting Memphis (medium)

Ty1990 posted:

I added warriors -1 first half medium as well...pretty confident in this game.

Ty1990 posted:

gently caress the loving dogshit bucks...oh well that was a small play...really need GSW -1 first half and -1.5 game tho.

Ty1990 posted:

gently caress.YES.WARRIORS.

Ty1990 posted:


Ty1990 posted:

Worst loss ever

Ty1990 posted:

gently caress this crooked rear end league

Ty1990 posted:

Idk how I'm even going to get to sleep...I feel sick...

Ty1990 posted:

Good half STL. I added the mother loving warriors -2 first half small. Don't gently caress me again GSW.

Ty1990 posted:

Yea uh...gently caress the warriors. Never again. Such a joke. Luckily I went small and I still finished way up, but gently caress them for sucking SO bad.

Ty1990 posted:

Now these fucks are on there way to covering the game. gently caress the nba forever.

EllisD
Mar 14, 2004

WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT!?

Ty1990 there is an organization called Gambler's Anonymous if you need help heh.

HanabaL03
Nov 12, 2003

We're spread, we're spread, we're spreading our.... wings!


Ty1990 posted:

I took the Warriors again. +4.5 hosting OKC. I never learn my lesson .



For those of you looking for action tonight...Fairfield +2 is a really strong play. Not quite as strong as my Arkansas play last week, but pretty loving strong. Highly recommend it.

If I can get to the book before 4 I'll take it.

Ty1990
Apr 22, 2011



coldplay chiptunes posted:



Tonight's the night. Let's go Golden State

Demented Guy
Apr 22, 2010

IF YOU ARE READING THIS IN AN NBA THREAD, LOOK TO YOUR RIGHT TO SEE MY EXPLETIVE RIDDEN, NONSENSICAL POST OF UTTER BULLSHIT


Won with the Warriors last time.

In all seriousness, GSW tonight is a good bet. They always play OKC tough and being at home makes them play better. Depending on the results of my pending wagers, I might add GSW +4 to end the night.

Capt Murphy
Nov 16, 2005



HanabaL03 posted:

So I'm going to be in sports betting heaven in March. As you all know I live in Vegas but I graduated from Nevada up in Reno. The WAC Tournament is in a casino down here and I just booked my hotel room for me and my friends for the tournament. The best part is that the arena is literally about 300 yards from the sports book where they post lines for all games, half time lines and prop bets for every game in the WAC Tournament. I'll also be checking out the MWC final if UNLV makes it. March can't come fast enough.

drat dude that sounds fun as hell I'm jealous. I still plan on going to Vegas for the first weekend of the 2013 tourny and posting up at a different book each day and going ape on betting. Dare to dream!

No goons don't take Golden State! I don't like having to root against you guys. But you're betting against my guy Durant and that simply wont be tolerated.

Ty1990
Apr 22, 2011



Demented Guy posted:


In all seriousness, GSW tonight is a good bet. They always play OKC tough and being at home makes them play better. Depending on the results of my pending wagers, I might add GSW +4 to end the night.

Right. But they're the loving Warriors. All that being said, I looked at the game, and it looked really good. That's why I put a small wager on GSW. If Fairfield covers (really confident they will) then I'm up on the night regardless. That usually makes things alot more stress free going into the last game of your betting night.


Also, I'd give anything to go up to Vegas during March. Holy poo poo. Unfortuantley us early 20's college kids pretty much have to be happy with a trip to Ocean City Maryland every summer, where we cram into a lovely hotel room and try to listen and laugh if somebody manages to gently caress a girl in one of the bedrooms.

kingcobweb
Apr 16, 2005

Tits and cooters, Mr Bond.


I'm a bit too broke to commit to depositing real money, but I've been following the NBA (and its advanced stats pretty closely) for the past couple years. Hope it's alright to keep track of my ~fake bets~ in here and see if I would have come out ahead

The Atlanta/Detroit game only has ATL by 5.5, which seems super low to me. Going by SRS they're twelve points apart, so even spotting the Pistons a few for home court advantage in front of their few dozen fans, ATL should be close to a double-digit favorite.

Ty1990
Apr 22, 2011



kingcobweb posted:

The Atlanta/Detroit game only has ATL by 5.5, which seems super low to me. Going by SRS they're twelve points apart, so even spotting the Pistons a few for home court advantage in front of their few dozen fans, ATL should be close to a double-digit favorite.


Atlanta seems alot like the Sixers in the way that they aren't elite yet, but they're loving good and feast on lovely teams. I just hate laying points.

Capt Murphy
Nov 16, 2005



kingcobweb posted:

I'm a bit too broke to commit to depositing real money, but I've been following the NBA (and its advanced stats pretty closely) for the past couple years. Hope it's alright to keep track of my ~fake bets~ in here and see if I would have come out ahead

The Atlanta/Detroit game only has ATL by 5.5, which seems super low to me. Going by SRS they're twelve points apart, so even spotting the Pistons a few for home court advantage in front of their few dozen fans, ATL should be close to a double-digit favorite.

When you're bringing knowledge like that, track away my friend!

Added:
Jrue Holiday OVER 14.5 pts (gently caress you Bovada for reducing the number of pts+dimes props you post)

4-Bet Teaser
Hawks -3
Bulls -7½
Thunder -½
Blazers -5½


edit: And for the tennis inclined, Bovada has the men's final at: Djokovic (-165, yuck) / Nadal (+135)

Capt Murphy fucked around with this message at Jan 27, 2012 around 22:59

Groveling Toast
Jun 2, 2008



Holy poo poo Bovada posted a moneyline.

Everything in my Bovada account in play again, this motherfucker refuses to die. I might get rich trying to go broke.

HanabaL03
Nov 12, 2003

We're spread, we're spread, we're spreading our.... wings!


Capt Murphy posted:

When you're bringing knowledge like that, track away my friend!

Added:
Jrue Holiday OVER 14.5 pts (gently caress you Bovada for reducing the number of pts+dimes props you post)

4-Bet Teaser
Hawks -3
Bulls -7½
Thunder -½
Blazers -5½


edit: And for the tennis inclined, Bovada has the men's final at: Djokovic (-165, yuck) / Nadal (+135)

loving love that Nadal line. Thinking most money will be on Djok, so hopefully that bounces up to +150 or so by tomorrow night.


Groveling Toast posted:

Holy poo poo Bovada posted a moneyline.

Everything in my Bovada account in play again, this motherfucker refuses to die. I might get rich trying to go broke.

What'd you bet it on?

Capt Murphy
Nov 16, 2005



HanabaL03 posted:

loving love that Nadal line. Thinking most money will be on Djok, so hopefully that bounces up to +150 or so by tomorrow night.

Yeah I agree. I'm pulling for Djokovic, so I'll probably stay away but that Nadal line is good and if it trends away from him, gets even better.

Groveling Toast posted:

I might get rich trying to go broke.

The Goon Gambling Motto

Groveling Toast
Jun 2, 2008



Hawks spread/Thunder ML parlay. $114 to win $232.

Tae
Oct 24, 2010

Hello? Can you hear me? ...Perhaps if I shout? AAAAAAAAAH!


Wow, Magic are only favored by 4 at New Orleans. I'm taking that, especially of the news that the Hornets are trying to get their younger guys minutes. And I bet Dwight and company are loving pissed off they got beaten by the corpse of the Celtics again.

Line of bets:

Magic -4 @Hornets
Rockets -9 at home against Wizards

Thunder -4 I guess. I hate Mark Jackson.

Bulls I already got at -11.5.

Tae fucked around with this message at Jan 27, 2012 around 23:19

HanabaL03
Nov 12, 2003

We're spread, we're spread, we're spreading our.... wings!


Groveling Toast posted:

Hawks spread/Thunder ML parlay. $114 to win $232.

Did you get to $114 off that Nevada win?

Groveling Toast
Jun 2, 2008



Yeah I had $60 on them. Bovada gives you one free payout per month so if this one hits I'll wait on it

DannoMack
Aug 1, 2003

i love it when you call me big poppa


With Bargniani out again, I am back to taking the under on Raptors games. Went heavy on Toronto/Denver under 197.

Capt Murphy
Nov 16, 2005



Groveling Toast posted:

Hawks spread/Thunder ML parlay. $114 to win $232.

Tae posted:

Thunder +4 I guess. I hate Mark Jackson.

These guys know what's up. I really want to take Durant OVER 27.5 but it's paying -120. Man I've got four hours until that Thunder game starts, this could get ugly on the betting.

Tae
Oct 24, 2010

Hello? Can you hear me? ...Perhaps if I shout? AAAAAAAAAH!


That's a typo, it's -4 Thunder. Whoops. Don't rush to the sports books, people!

Groveling Toast
Jun 2, 2008



I'd be all over 8 point basketball teasers.

kingcobweb
Apr 16, 2005

Tits and cooters, Mr Bond.


DannoMack posted:

With Bargniani out again, I am back to taking the under on Raptors games. Went heavy on Toronto/Denver under 197.
This seems bad. Denver likes to run up the score at home to win people tacos at 110.

OTOH, Lawson is injured, so we might see a slower-paced game with Miller running the point. If it's a blowout, though, Stone might handle the ball instead.

Capt Murphy
Nov 16, 2005



Teased Miami -7/OVER 192 to give me a reason to watch the game.

It's cool guys, I can quit any time.

OctoberBlues
May 8, 2009


I just did a dumb parlay because no games stood out and I only wanted to lose a little bit of money to try to win a lot instead of losing a lot of money trying to win a lot.

Yale +6
Wright State -9
Marist +8.5
Manhattan -10

Go teams!

Tae
Oct 24, 2010

Hello? Can you hear me? ...Perhaps if I shout? AAAAAAAAAH!


I hope no one else bet on the Bulls. Rip is out. gently caress.

DannoMack
Aug 1, 2003

i love it when you call me big poppa


kingcobweb posted:

This seems bad. Denver likes to run up the score at home to win people tacos at 110.

OTOH, Lawson is injured, so we might see a slower-paced game with Miller running the point. If it's a blowout, though, Stone might handle the ball instead.

Toronto can play D. They haven't had a game over 197 in regulation in 2012 since they combined for 198 with Orlando new years day. This year they've allowed 100 pts 4 times:

104 to Cle December 26
102 to Orl Jan 1st
103 to Lac Jan 22
And 106 to Uth last night in double OT.

Last night in double OT was the first time they've scored 100 all year, and that was with Bargniani leading the way. I feel good about the under tonight. Then again I've felt good about stupid things before so who knows?

Tae
Oct 24, 2010

Hello? Can you hear me? ...Perhaps if I shout? AAAAAAAAAH!


Carmelo is out for today's game and the Rockets game.

Wade is returning back in Heat vs. Knicks today. Place your bets if you so desire with this info.

Demented Guy
Apr 22, 2010

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Be careful of that Orlando game. The Hornets have already suffered nine straight losses. There's a high likelihood that they will break that streak tonight. The line (and the corresponding RLM) certainly supports that theory.

Demented Guy fucked around with this message at Jan 28, 2012 around 00:06

HanabaL03
Nov 12, 2003

We're spread, we're spread, we're spreading our.... wings!


So much for a light gambling night. Took the under in the Denver game. Also grabbed Houston and warriors on a small parlay. Took 76ers first half. Parlayed Sharapova and Nadal. Took Chelsea -1 at +110 too.

Tae
Oct 24, 2010

Hello? Can you hear me? ...Perhaps if I shout? AAAAAAAAAH!


Son of a bitch, Ryan Anderson is out. That explains it, though the line was changed hours ago. So...cheaters???

Ty1990
Apr 22, 2011



So uh...this isn't exactly the way I thought the Fairfield game would go.

HanabaL03
Nov 12, 2003

We're spread, we're spread, we're spreading our.... wings!


gently caress me. Should have bet my rent on Sixers first half.



That was the easiest money I've ever made gambling. Jesus they are up 22 at the half.

HanabaL03 fucked around with this message at Jan 28, 2012 around 01:09

Demented Guy
Apr 22, 2010

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HanabaL03 posted:

gently caress me. Should have bet my rent on Sixers first half.

Should have bet first quarter, second quarter and first half. Haha. I hope a backdoor cover won't gently caress me here.

Ty1990
Apr 22, 2011



Really felt good about Fairfield...very surprising result...my bad goons.

Capt Murphy
Nov 16, 2005



Atlanta needs to stop this bullshit right now, they're my biggest investment tonight. (Until I drop a bunch more on the Thunder)

OTOH, Jrue has already covered and the Sixers are annihilating the Bobcats.

Capt Murphy fucked around with this message at Jan 28, 2012 around 01:48

Ty1990
Apr 22, 2011



Haha I love it when I accept a loss, my team makes a miraculous run to make it close, and then they loving lose anyway so I get pissed over something I never was pissed about.

Advent
Sep 28, 2004



Figures when I actually need a team to miss free throws, they hit all of them. College Basketball can be so infuriating

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Demented Guy
Apr 22, 2010

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The backdoor is wide open in the Sixers-Bobcats game...

edit: They got it! What the gently caress was that?

Demented Guy fucked around with this message at Jan 28, 2012 around 02:12

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