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Fabulousity: Dec 29, 2008; = (Displacement through a hetero medium) / Time

A Winner is Jew posted:

DEMANDS THAT YOU MIGHT BRING HIM A ~~CHILD~~ WIFE SO THAT HE MIGHT LIVE AGAIN.

Who would he be yelling this at that would ultimately say, "A wife... Wait, a wife?" before getting turned into a lightning rod? Chris Wallace?

# ? Feb 8, 2012 02:45

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ShadowCatboy posted:

Okay here's a fresh one from the horrible depths of my worst nightmares.

Image:

EDIT: Watermarked!

Amazing work right here. Herman Cain may not deserve to be our president, but he deserves a medal of which he may hang around his ballsack

# ? Feb 8, 2012 03:27

ShadowCatboy: Jan 22, 2006; E purr si muove.

Raskolnikov2089 posted:

He is Vigo!

And they defeated him by spraying him down with happy-bukkake.

Seriously though this is goddamn beautiful.

# ? Feb 8, 2012 05:41

Code Jockey: Jan 24, 2006; I shoot my gun and Java be dancin'

ShadowCatboy posted:

Okay here's a fresh one from the horrible depths of my worst nightmares.

Image:

EDIT: Watermarked!

Dear god

I absolutely lost it at *moist*, that was perfect.

Catboy you're the best, keep it up!

# ? Feb 8, 2012 06:45

Observer33: May 29, 2011

Raskolnikov2089 posted:

He is Vigo!

And his opponents are like the buzzing of flies to him!

I can also imagine a photographer taking pictures of him.

"Gimme Smug. OOH Smuggier! OOH, OOH!"

# ? Feb 8, 2012 08:19

Au Revoir Shosanna: Feb 17, 2011

ON A MOUNTAIN OF SKULLS IN A CASTLE OF PAIN I SAT ON A THRONE OF BLOOD

(hope you don't mind I added a little something)

# ? Feb 8, 2012 13:11

jojoinnit: Dec 13, 2010; I failed the Digg Button Challenge�

That's just beautiful.

# ? Feb 8, 2012 13:27

Raskolnikov2089: Nov 3, 2006; Schizzy to the matic

Au Revoir Shosanna posted:

ON A MOUNTAIN OF SKULLS IN A CASTLE OF PAIN I SAT ON A THRONE OF BLOOD

(hope you don't mind I added a little something)

That is awesome.

I wanted to slap on a campaign logo, but they don't make those photoshop ready for some reason...

# ? Feb 8, 2012 15:33

ShadowCatboy: Jan 22, 2006; E purr si muove.

Au Revoir Shosanna posted:

ON A MOUNTAIN OF SKULLS IN A CASTLE OF PAIN I SAT ON A THRONE OF BLOOD

(hope you don't mind I added a little something)

Holy poo poo!

I'm so flabbergasted I don't know what the hell to say. I've just been staring at my screen for the last 60 seconds with my mouth open.

EDIT: Aaah now I know why it's so hypnotic:

# ? Feb 8, 2012 18:23

Toad on a Hat: May 27, 2004; He never raised his voice. That was the worst thing. The fury of the Time Lord.

And then we discovered why. Why this doctor, who had fought with gods and demons, why he'd run away from us and hidden.

He was being kind.

This thread should never die. It's terribly brilliant.

# ? Feb 8, 2012 21:04

ShadowCatboy: Jan 22, 2006; E purr si muove.

Less wacky, and tons of

, so it probably isn't that funny. But hey, time to celebrate the events of this Tuesday!

I am aware of the typos, I'll fix them later.

Right here.

# ? Feb 8, 2012 21:53

Elijya: May 11, 2005; Could you please continue the petty bickering? I find it most intriguing.

ShadowCatboy posted:

Less wacky, and tons of , so it probably isn't that funny. But hey, time to celebrate the events of this Tuesday!

I am aware of the typos, I'll fix them later.

Right here.

Brilliant, sir. Brilliant

# ? Feb 8, 2012 22:09

cbservo: Dec 26, 2009; This is our logo. We're the Lakers. What's our mascot? What do you mean? Please. Our mascot is Kobe Bryant's middle finger. What's that? You've noticed that some idiot decided that one of our primary colors should be purple? You think that's kind of gay? Let me refer you to our mascot. Fuck you.

ShadowCatboy posted:

Less wacky, and tons of , so it probably isn't that funny. But hey, time to celebrate the events of this Tuesday!

I am aware of the typos, I'll fix them later.

Right here.

I am in awe, sir. Never stop, please. the brown smudge at the end is PERFECT.

# ? Feb 8, 2012 22:28

ShadowCatboy: Jan 22, 2006; E purr si muove.

cbservo posted:

I am in awe, sir. Never stop, please. the brown smudge at the end is PERFECT.

Sadly I didn't quite know how to make it glossy.

# ? Feb 8, 2012 22:33

size1one: Jun 24, 2008; I don't want a nation just for me, I want a nation for everyone

Raskolnikov2089 posted:

That is awesome.

I wanted to slap on a campaign logo, but they don't make those photoshop ready for some reason...

the logo isn't that complicated. could be reproduced in inkscape if the font can be matched

edit: Font isn't perfect but pretty close except for the numbers. didn't have any installed that matched better. Also too lazy to do all the gradients and all the shading.

PM me if you want the SVG.

# ? Feb 9, 2012 02:09

Croisquessein: Feb 25, 2005; invisible or nonexistent, and should be treated as such

ShadowCatboy posted:

Less wacky, and tons of , so it probably isn't that funny. But hey, time to celebrate the events of this Tuesday!

I am aware of the typos, I'll fix them later.

Right here.

OK, tha was hilarious. Santorum's befuddlement helped to make it. But I haven't seen the jacking off gif, could somebody link it?

# ? Feb 9, 2012 03:40

Vigilance: Nov 18, 2006; It's the "balls to the wall" type scenario. It is what it is.

Croisquessein posted:

OK, tha was hilarious. Santorum's befuddlement helped to make it. But I haven't seen the jacking off gif, could somebody link it?

from the D&D Republican Primary thread.

# ? Feb 9, 2012 03:43

Justin Godscock: Oct 12, 2004; Aw, son of a bitch!

ShadowCatboy posted:

Now let's take a little gander from the Romney's side, D&D style.

EDIT: (fixed the timing)

I would first like to apologize for quoting the OP and praising him for the umpteenth time. But, I'm the kind of guy that likes to give praise whenever I see something remarkable. The Santorum picture had me in loving stitches and kinda makes up for that piece of poo poo's hat-trick win last night.

# ? Feb 9, 2012 04:07

simplefish: Mar 28, 2011; So long, and thanks for all the ~~fish~~ gallbladdΣrs!

Vigilance posted:

from the D&D Republican Primary thread.

Reminds me of Brass Eye

# ? Feb 9, 2012 04:14

Code Jockey: Jan 24, 2006; I shoot my gun and Java be dancin'

ShadowCatboy posted:

Less wacky, and tons of , so it probably isn't that funny. But hey, time to celebrate the events of this Tuesday!

I am aware of the typos, I'll fix them later.

Right here.

Holy moses

That's perfect.

# ? Feb 9, 2012 21:20

Tres Burritos: Sep 3, 2009

ShadowCatboy posted:

Less wacky, and tons of , so it probably isn't that funny. But hey, time to celebrate the events of this Tuesday!

I am aware of the typos, I'll fix them later.

Right here.

I am that college student.

# ? Feb 10, 2012 22:28

ShadowCatboy: Jan 22, 2006; E purr si muove.

This is seriously starting to become a new hobby of mine.

Image:

# ? Feb 12, 2012 00:58

Thunderfinger: Jan 15, 2011

ShadowCatboy posted:

This is seriously starting to become a new hobby of mine.

Image:

It's beautiful!

# ? Feb 12, 2012 01:15

ShadowCatboy: Jan 22, 2006; E purr si muove.

Thunderfinger posted:

It's beautiful!

Into the Mouth of Madness.

Literally!

# ? Feb 12, 2012 01:41

RedMagus: Nov 16, 2005; D --> For pete's goodfornothing di%ie whistling SAKES

ShadowCatboy posted:

This is seriously starting to become a new hobby of mine.

Image:

I keep waiting for the "ZALGO" but it never comes

Still, it's amazing the insanity that one gif contains.

# ? Feb 12, 2012 18:18

MildManeredManikin: Aug 10, 2011; I just think we owe him a few words, that's all.

I'm growing concerned for your health ShadowCatBoy.

I also love how barely any of these qualify as ads really.

# ? Feb 12, 2012 18:55

ShadowCatboy: Jan 22, 2006; E purr si muove.

MildManeredManikin posted:

I'm growing concerned for your health ShadowCatBoy.

Like, mentally?

Also, don't suppose anyone noticed that I used ComicSans for Victoria's lines?

# ? Feb 12, 2012 21:49

Young Freud: Nov 25, 2006; My old avatar sucked anyway.

ShadowCatboy posted:

Like, mentally?

Also, don't suppose anyone noticed that I used ComicSans for Victoria's lines?

I did. I thought it was an excellent touch when all the serious and "sane" people are using a san-serif (Arial or Helvetica).

# ? Feb 12, 2012 23:52

messagemode1: Jun 9, 2006

Young Freud posted:

I did. I thought it was an excellent touch when all the serious and "sane" people are using a san-serif (Arial or Helvetica).

Comic sans is a sans serif font.

# ? Feb 13, 2012 00:06

ZanderZ: Apr 7, 2011; by T. Mascis

Nuclear Spoon posted:

Here's something quick and dirty I knocked up:

It's literally a frame by frame of this article: http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/mitt-...ain-snack-chips

HAHAHAHA! I love it! "Look at me doing the work of the common people! And they said I wouldn't be able to relate to the middle class!"

# ? Feb 13, 2012 03:01

ShadowCatboy: Jan 22, 2006; E purr si muove.

Well this thread has pretty much turned into a one-man show by now. I'm thinking of doing a little series throughout the election season, but does anyone know of what's an appropriate thread I might post in instead of this one?

I'm thinking the Political Cartoon thread...

Anyway, here's the last few right now.

Part 1

Part2

# ? Feb 14, 2012 04:28

archduke.iago: Mar 1, 2011; Nostalgia used to be so much better.

Jesus gently caress these are good. Never stop.

# ? Feb 14, 2012 04:36

Yawgmoth: Sep 10, 2003

ShadowCatboy posted:

These just keep getting better and better.

# ? Feb 14, 2012 04:37

Scyantific: Feb 13, 2011

ShadowCatboy posted:

Well this thread has pretty much turned into a one-man show by now. I'm thinking of doing a little series throughout the election season, but does anyone know of what's an appropriate thread I might post in instead of this one?

I'm thinking the Political Cartoon thread...

Anyway, here's the last few right now.

Part 1

Part2

This. Is. GOLDEN

# ? Feb 14, 2012 04:39

Sinestro: Oct 31, 2010; Too hot for this airflow.

ShadowCatboy posted:

Well this thread has pretty much turned into a one-man show by now. I'm thinking of doing a little series throughout the election season, but does anyone know of what's an appropriate thread I might post in instead of this one?

I'm thinking the Political Cartoon thread...

Anyway, here's the last few right now.

Part 1

Part2

I love grognard Gingrich.

# ? Feb 14, 2012 04:45

MildManeredManikin: Aug 10, 2011; I just think we owe him a few words, that's all.

Just keep posting here as a one man show. You've already been front paged, go for the gold.

# ? Feb 14, 2012 04:58

jojoinnit: Dec 13, 2010; I failed the Digg Button Challenge�

I'm wondering why GBS's creative squad has all gone into hiding.

# ? Feb 14, 2012 05:08

ShadowCatboy: Jan 22, 2006; E purr si muove.

It's nearing Valentines day, so they all probably have hot dates to prep for.

# ? Feb 14, 2012 05:21

jojoinnit: Dec 13, 2010; I failed the Digg Button Challenge�

ShadowCatboy posted:

It's nearing Valentines day, so they all probably have hot dates to prep for.

I didn't know there was a big release tomorrow.

# ? Feb 14, 2012 05:27

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Toad on a Hat: May 27, 2004; He never raised his voice. That was the worst thing. The fury of the Time Lord.

And then we discovered why. Why this doctor, who had fought with gods and demons, why he'd run away from us and hidden.

He was being kind.

You are a golden God.

# ? Feb 14, 2012 05:51

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