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tripwood
Jul 21, 2003

Now that's Moxious

It's back!

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/new...ght-sleeper.php

Pretty tame for a Skymall product, not even a little hellish portal action. And still no goddamn hole at the bottom to evacuate my bowels.

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Veggie Patties
Apr 22, 2010

Before I felt fine,
but now I feel weird.


The only thing I enjoyed more than the words in this article was the picture of the extremely sexy man being choked by the torture device. Thanks Skymall!

Nucular Carmul
Jan 26, 2005

Melongenidae incantatrix

I enjoyed the callbacks to previous articles in this one, especially the mention of the home neck traction device, which still makes me go when I think about it.

Angela Christine
Oct 4, 2008

LIL CUTIES


Great article.


Nucular Carmul posted:

I enjoyed the callbacks to previous articles in this one, especially the mention of the home neck traction device, which still makes me go when I think about it.

That's just what Big Physiotherapy wants you to think!

Guesticles
Dec 21, 2009

I AM CURRENTLY JACKING OFF TO PICTURES OF MUTILATED FEMALE CORPSES, IT'S ALL VERY DEEP AND SOPHISTICATED BUT IT'S JUST TOO FUCKING HIGHBROW FOR YOU NON-MISOGYNISTS TO UNDERSTAND

P.S. STILL COMPLETELY DEVOID OF MERIT


Skymall review articles are always great. One small nickpick-

The link in the article to the Neckpro Traction review is broken (at least in Chrome), looks like there's an extra link%20to in there.

Buck Turgidson
Feb 6, 2011


Great article, funny enough to make me laugh but also creepy enough to make me feel physically uncomfortable.

SHAM BAM BAMINA
Nov 6, 2012



It was funny until I got to the end.

take_it_slow
Jul 7, 2011


"R.I.P. HAMLET, YOU WERE A GREAT DANE." is a pretty fantastic triple entendre.
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/new...l-dog-shoes.php

Nucular Carmul
Jan 26, 2005

Melongenidae incantatrix

Wait, NOT lava proof? gently caress, man, I was all set to buy these things too. Dodged a bullet on that one!

In all seriousness, I've been wondering when you were going to combine this series with your dog obsession.

Livestock
Jan 22, 2001

TOO SEXY FOR DEMOCRACY


take_it_slow posted:

"R.I.P. HAMLET, YOU WERE A GREAT DANE." is a pretty fantastic triple entendre.
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/new...l-dog-shoes.php

I felt so smug and pleased with myself writing that stupid line.

Also this isn't the first time SkyMall and my dog obsession have crossed paths.

Nucular Carmul
Jan 26, 2005

Melongenidae incantatrix

Oh yeah, I forgot about the dog crates. You've actually done a lot of these at this point, that's awesome.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008



Guys I am starting to think people that shop in Skymalls should not be allowed to own pets!!

Dedhed
Feb 27, 2005


I really like this one. I also appreciate the restraint shown.

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Shanty
Nov 7, 2005

I'm-a gonna rip off-a your head and shit down-a your neck!

Another dog falls victim to the SkyMall craze. The actual reviews on this thing are almost as hilarious as this article.

MT00 posted:

Would be nice if this item had a soiled indicator - we used to have a vacuum that had soiled indicator and it indicates when it is dirty and when it is clean.

TDK2 from Egg Harbor Township,NJ posted:

we got the full size because we wanted one that would handle all the jobs. we are thrilled!

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