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belgend
Mar 6, 2008

That's really funny,
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John Terry is South Of Lancashire

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belgend
Mar 6, 2008

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The Anime Knower posted:

i think we can all agree on
code:
			Harper
Carragher	Jagielka	Shawcross	Richardson
Bentley		Scholes		Murphy		Etherington
		Holt		Crouch
imo

No Rodwell, I'm out

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

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Bring in Grayson

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

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Which English manager is left after Redknapp?

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

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Actually, how'd Pardew do?

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

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kcer posted:

Pardew to be kneejerked in before the week is out, Newcastle slide uncontrollably down the table and England don't make it out of the group stage.

I like the way you think

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

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Maybe it's time for Pulis to show he can do it on a wet Tuesday afternoon in Warsaw

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

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Van Gaal in

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

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TwoDogs1Cup posted:

Heh, yeah. At least England's best RB will actually get called up now

At last Phil Neville gets the cap he deserves

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

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ha ha ha ha


Pearce is in for the friendly v the Netherlands

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

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ha ha ha ha


The Mash posted:

So if they'd beaten Ghana in the first knock-out round it would've been a succesful World Cup?

Here's who else made it past the first knock-out round:
Germany, Holland, Brazil, Argentina, Spain, Uruguay, Paraguay.

On that list, there's exactly one team England could beat in 2010.
I'm having a hard time finding it.

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

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ha ha ha ha


England 2014:

Not appearing

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

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Pissflops posted:

I don't think anybody in this thread is a past, present or future England manager.

Joke's on you I am future England manager Bob Peeters

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

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I'm with euroboy and some others that it doesn't matter who's in charge, the current crop of English players are too focused on their own skills and will fail because they can't work together as a team, those that do are also the more poo poo players in the EMNT. I don't think Redknapp is going to be able to calm down Rooney or a guy like Morrison (not that he'll end up in the team).

Which is why I say that England will not top their 2014 qualification group.

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

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vyelkin posted:

But you can get Greece to win a major tournament.

Yeah let's give the flukiest of flukes as an example to why a good manager matters.

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

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Breath Ray posted:

You don't mean this. You two are just jealous because your lovely national teams didn't qualify

I'd currently rate Montenegro as more likely to top that group.

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

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euroboy posted:

Please don't troll.

Norway are better than England, we will prove that in May. Tony Pulis and Byolante will get a tear in his eye when he sees the norwegian cloggers hoof them to victory.

Calm down euroboy leave some of them for us.

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

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Holland also didn't play a decent side until the final.

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

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euroboy posted:

Yeah, Brazil was a poo poo team.

Brazil's 2010 stint was pretty much equal to England's in that the first decent team they'd meet in the knockouts would get them.

Mickolution posted:

Uruguay too. Done nothing since...

You mean the team that only got in the semis because Gyan is poo poo at penalties?

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

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Ravel posted:

Brazil were tournament favourites at the time, and they beat Uruguay who were also a strong team.

And all the attacking stars of Spain didn't score for 120 minutes whilst Robben hosed up two one on ones in normal time.

Brazil were never favorites, Argentina and Germany were, with the Netherlands as outsiders. They'd been poo poo since 2007.

And surely the Netherlands had more attacking power than Spain with Sneijder, Kuyt, Van Persie and Robben (altough they all were quasi-injured or whatever) compared to Villa, Cesc and Torres. If anything it's a sneaky goal that got through the untested dogshit defense that got them in the end.

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

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Psybro posted:

I don't accept this, that was an excellent Brazil side who looked very much like they'd removed their attachment to egos whilst gaining real defensive steel. They were definitely favourites going in to face a Holland side who had looked nothing like as convincing as the virtually identical 2008 line up.

Every team would look like it hadd gained defensive steel against North Korea. For what I said about the Netherlands, their forwards are scary no matter what.

quote:

And there is no loving way that an Argentina side with a misfiring megastar, a coke-addled manager and ONE central midfielder was ever going to do poo poo.

Give Argentina the Netherlands' run and they'd make it to at least the semis. Where they were in the bracket they'd bump into what's pretty much a world cup final whoever won the other games (except the Paraguay-Japan game). They didn't have the hardest run up to that game but you're making it seem like they'd flop dead immediately.

Mr. Big Snacks posted:

More like Spain and Germany. I don't know anyone who seriously thought a Maradona-led Argentina was going to win the tournament.

Spain were hoping they wouldn't choke after the group stages like they usually do, let alone winning the entire thing.

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

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Mr. Big Snacks posted:

Well considering they had won the Euros (a more difficult tournament to win) just two years before, it wasn't exactly a long shot to call them the favorites. Which they were.

By your logic Greece were favorites in 2006. Winning the Euros means gently caress all because the World Cup is such a different tournament. Spain's World Cup record could never make them favorites in 2010.

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

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Jose posted:

lol you're seriously arguing Spain weren't favourites and Argentina were

Spain had bottled in every tournament since the 80s up until 2008. How is it unreasonable to assume that a decent Argentina (even if Maradona is the worst coach) would get at least a medal.

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

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Jose posted:

The argentina who barely qualified

Four points safe off a play-off spot while going basically solo is not 'barely' qualifying. CONMEBOL qualifying is also way different than UEFA qualifying because you play all the teams, even the top teams (which Brazil were in 2007).

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

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Jose posted:

Remember when Maradona had the team land hours before the match at a stadium 3000+ meters above sea level thinking it would stop the players tiring out from the lower oxygen.

With quality management like that everyone thought they were favourites

Klinsmann had done similar weird poo poo with Germany when they got 3rd in 2006. Managers in international competitions literally Do Not Matter apart from choosing the lads who are coming with him.

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

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Rankine Over Gash posted:

I liked it on the previous page when everyone was talking about a tournament two years ago that is finished but everyone speculated who could win it.

Can England win the Euros? Yes. Will they win the Euros? Most likely no. Can any one of the fifteen other teams win the Euros? Yes. Will they? Well, one will. All the other fifteen teams will be bottlers who are poo poo with poo poo players and a poo poo manager and are loving poo poo. Such is international football, is anything else on?

Well poo poo, why don't you minimalize everything else while you're at it.

Anyway, I'll concede Domenech being partly responsible for France collapsing, but the major shitfest there happened when they lost their first game.

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

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Ninpo posted:

Roy has appointed Gary Neville as a Coach apparently.

Well that has to silence the people who thought he'd get Liverpool rejects

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

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Hey EMNT fans, you've got an opportunity to see these people at Wemberley when we get there:

code:
GK
Thibaut Courtois 	Atletico Madrid (Spa)
Jean-François Gillet 	Bologna (Ita)
Simon Mignolet 	        Sunderland (Eng)

DF
Toby Alderweireld 	Ajax (Ned)
Vincent Kompany 	Manchester City (Eng)
Nicolas Lombaerts 	Zenit (Rus)
Denis Odoi 	        Anderlecht
Daniel Van Buyten 	Bayern München (Ger)
Thomas Vermaelen 	Arsenal (Eng)
Jan Vertonghen 	        Ajax (Ned)

MF
Nacer Chadli 	        Twente (Ned)
Steven Defour 	        Porto (Por)
Moussa Dembele 	        Fulham (Eng)
Marouane Fellaini 	Everton (Eng)
Guillaume Gillet 	Anderlecht
Eden Hazard 	        LOSC (Fra)
Dries Mertens 	        PSV (Ned)
Radja Nainggolan 	Cagliari (Ita)
Timmy Simons 	        Nürnberg (Ger)
Axel Witsel 	        Benfica (Por)

FW
Christian Benteke 	Racing Genk
Igor De Camargo 	Mönchengladbach (Ger)
Benjamin De Ceulaer 	Lokeren
Romelu Lukaku 	        Chelsea (Eng)
Kevin Mirallas 	        Olympiakos (Gre)
Jelle Vossen 	        Racing Genk

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

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Oh Em Gee posted:

It's been like that for a while iirc? Like pretty much Belgium is really two countries within one state from what I hear like the dutch and french speaking halves seriously do not get along.

Mickolution posted:

Yeah, the country is supposedly very divided and I remember hearing the same about the national team I think.

lmao, get a better news source because drat

DOOP posted:

Yeah. How did Belgium miss out on Euro? Boggling

1) No decent wingbacks
2) Some of the players being cunts and not giving it all during Belge matches (coughhazardcough)
3) No striker who can poach in all the goals like we used to have (ex. Nilis, Sonck)
4) Bailly turned to poo poo in the first half of the 2012 qualifiers
5) We hosed it up in Azerbaijan, vs Austria and vs Turkey.

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

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nictigre03 posted:

Well no coaches have quit and Terry hasn't assaulted anyone til this weekend. When is the friendly versus Belgium anyway?

June 2nd

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

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TyChan posted:

Dudes. Stop panicking. How many of you guys could take Fulham to a Europa League final?

To be fair half of the EL was pretty poo poo that year.

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

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Platt in, worked last time (loving stinkyhole)

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

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a bad poster yall posted:

Hart, Green, Ruddy; Baines, Cahill, Cole, Johnson, Jones, Lescott, Terry; Barry, Downing, Gerrard, Lampard......Milner, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Parker, Walcott, Young; Carroll, Defoe, Rooney, Welbeck.

Can't believe no Richards.

Your lot are going to get trounced next qualifiers.

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

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Banana Yaya posted:

Just bet a few bucks on France beating England by more than three goals

If France play like they did against us that game will be a bum squeaky 0-0.

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

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SharpyShuffle posted:

How many English midfielders are better than Henderson? It's definitely more than 20; is it as high as 30 though?

These are the kind of questions a top manager like Hodgson must be able to answer.

- Charlie Adam

e: gently caress he's scotch

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

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euroboy posted:

Seven days

Don't beat them too bad, we got them the week after

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

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Psybro posted:

This is what you get for being a bit of twat.

Never stopped John Terry

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

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"Italia" 90 when david platt fluked in a free kick

yeah im bitter

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

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paddy scrote posted:

why you literally werent even born

Cause it's typical English football revisionism about how when poo poo fucks up they were still the better team because ENGLAND

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belgend
Mar 6, 2008

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Psybro posted:

Croatia are the most overrated team in this tournament and won't even graduate from their shithouse group, book it.

I loving hope this true for 2014 qualifying

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