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Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

Grunkle Stan, what did you feed us?!


Dr. Zoidborg posted:

On second thought, it won't finish downloading until 11:00 and it says tonight's the last night, so I will pass.

Monday morning is when it's over.

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Saints Crow
Aug 25, 2006

Johnny is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all bangers



Dr. Zoidborg posted:

I might be able to run it at the absolute lowest settings possible on this heap.

SteamID: discochew


On second thought, it won't finish downloading until 11:00 and it says tonight's the last night, so I will pass.

It's open till Sunday 1PM PST. And I'm not finding anyone under discochew.

Dr. Zoidborg
Mar 1, 2008

Enough already, with all the assimilating...

Saints Crow posted:

It's open till Sunday 1PM PST. And I'm not finding anyone under discochew.

Someone found me shortly after I posted that. Maybe it's Mwesmont like my Live gamertag. I'll look into it in the morning.

FishBulb
Mar 29, 2003

Awesome power!


It was me I found you and no it's montrose or whatever.

Payday is pretty fun, reminds me a lot of L4D for some reason, forgot how lovely my eyes were and tried to play the first chunk of games without my near vision glasses, now I have to close my eyes until they stop throbbing....

FishBulb fucked around with this message at Mar 3, 2012 around 06:41

MisterGBH
Dec 6, 2010

Eric Bischoff is full of shit

Pope Corky the IX posted:

I may be an idiot, but I'm not sure exactly what you mean. I have Nitro as one brand, SmackDown as another and ECW as a third. The first two have their own respective shows and I believe the ECW show uses ECW, but I can't assign belts to the show. You can assign titles to a specific brand, though?

Forgive me if I'm confusing the both of us at the same time here.

Basically you could treat Superstars or whatever you have it as a 'lets pretend' roster. You would have to book it yourself by changing the matches each week with whoever you wanted.
Anybody can have any other belts but they are treated as little more than window dressing when they aren't set as major or minor.

Saints Crow
Aug 25, 2006

Johnny is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all bangers



FishBulb posted:

It was me I found you and no it's montrose or whatever.

Payday is pretty fun, reminds me a lot of L4D for some reason, forgot how lovely my eyes were and tried to play the first chunk of games without my near vision glasses, now I have to close my eyes until they stop throbbing....

I went ahead and bought it since it was only 7.50 on amazon.

Minidust
Nov 4, 2009

Hello chiicagooo!

Oh, wait, is that a GameStop employee in the back? Hey, you, give me a refund. No, I don't care if it was my fault, just - look, am I the one with the microphone or not? REFUND, biyotch!

Pope Corky the IX posted:

I may be an idiot, but I'm not sure exactly what you mean. I have Nitro as one brand, SmackDown as another and ECW as a third. The first two have their own respective shows and I believe the ECW show uses ECW, but I can't assign belts to the show. You can assign titles to a specific brand, though?

Forgive me if I'm confusing the both of us at the same time here.
You assign belts to shows, not brands. "Edit brand" just lets you change the roster and brand logo. The "edit show" options (only accessible through the calendar in Universe, which isn't very intuitive) lets you assign belts and brands to the Monday and Friday shows.

For example, you can have wrestlers divided into Raw and Smackdown by editing brands, then mimic the current "Supershow" setup but assigning both of those brands to the Monday show. Those rosters will be competing for the four championships you assign to that show.

THE GAYEST POSTER
May 9, 2006

Everything's coming up
WUB WUB


FishBulb posted:

It was me I found you and no it's montrose or whatever.

Payday is pretty fun, reminds me a lot of L4D for some reason, forgot how lovely my eyes were and tried to play the first chunk of games without my near vision glasses, now I have to close my eyes until they stop throbbing....

Plus Hoxton sounds like Wade Barrett.

Dr. Zoidborg
Mar 1, 2008

Enough already, with all the assimilating...

I seriously hate Steam. Everything runs so buggy, if it does at all.

I'm trying to run a game by choosing to play it through steam. It loads for a second, then gives me an error message reading "Failed to find Steam," and opens store.steampowered.com as if it's telling me to reinstall it.

Dr. Zoidborg fucked around with this message at Mar 4, 2012 around 02:37

Saints Crow
Aug 25, 2006

Johnny is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all bangers



Dr. Zoidborg posted:

I seriously hate Steam. Everything runs so buggy, if it does at all.

I'm trying to run a game by choosing to play it through steam. It loads for a second, then gives me an error message reading "Failed to find Steam," and opens store.steampowered.com as if it's telling me to reinstall it.

Best bet is to close Steam totally, delete clientregistry.blob in the directory, then restart Steam. it is essentially the "Press the off button" of Steam. I had that prob

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Bottocks. Neither one thing nor the other.

I'll probably grab WWE'12 here once I get some cash free, but in the meantime I downloaded TEW 2005, which the developer has made available as freeware, and installed one of those "reality" mods in it. I then edited TNA so that I can run with the dream of buying Panda out, firing Hogan, Russo, etc., and turning Dixie Carter into an authority figure with a MILF gimmick that goes around backstage hitting on all the younger dudes.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?


I want to play download a TEW and play it quite badly, but I've recently become an Apple person and they have yet to make a Mac version of any of the games. gently caress.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Bottocks. Neither one thing nor the other.

Pope Corky the IX posted:

I want to play download a TEW and play it quite badly, but I've recently become an Apple person and they have yet to make a Mac version of any of the games. gently caress.

It can be fun but it's definitely not a casual game--in the sense that you have to take notes and poo poo at times, so you can remember who has what title and what storylines and feuds you have going--when it comes to booking your shows. I think the latest version (2010) fixes some of those headaches, but it's also $35, so I figure I can live with 2005's (freeware) limitations for now.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?


Grandpa Pap posted:

It can be fun but it's definitely not a casual game--in the sense that you have to take notes and poo poo at times, so you can remember who has what title and what storylines and feuds you have going--when it comes to booking your shows. I think the latest version (2010) fixes some of those headaches, but it's also $35, so I figure I can live with 2005's (freeware) limitations for now.

I've played the games in the past, back to when it was still EWR. I think I even purchased 2008 or whatever when I still had a PC. I'm just really feeling like being an owner/booker lately and I can't quite understand why What's-His-Face wouldn't make a Mac version of the game.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

BOOM
BOOM
BOOM


Grandpa Pap posted:

It can be fun but it's definitely not a casual game--in the sense that you have to take notes and poo poo at times, so you can remember who has what title and what storylines and feuds you have going--when it comes to booking your shows. I think the latest version (2010) fixes some of those headaches, but it's also $35, so I figure I can live with 2005's (freeware) limitations for now.

I enjoy it every once in a while, but it kind of burns me out every now and then. There's only so many times I can make Daniel Bryan champion

Saints Crow
Aug 25, 2006

Johnny is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all bangers



Me and Fishbulb are playing Payday if anyone else has it. My steam ID is Saints Crow as well. We'll be playing it for some time.

oldskool
Aug 9, 2010


Pope Corky the IX posted:

I've played the games in the past, back to when it was still EWR. I think I even purchased 2008 or whatever when I still had a PC. I'm just really feeling like being an owner/booker lately and I can't quite understand why What's-His-Face wouldn't make a Mac version of the game.

Demand's incredibly small as it is, so the Mac demand is even lower. (it also still feels like it's Visual Basic programming, which isn't going to Mac any time soon)

TEW 2007 just dropped below $10 in mid-January after starting at $35 and sitting at $25 for ages. Wrestling Spirit 2 has been $25 since it launched in 06, never seen a price drop. Ryland's the anti-Steam; crappy DRM, incredibly high prices with incredibly long waits between sales & even longer waits for price drops.

That said if his stuff ever comes to Steam I'm buying all of it.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Bottocks. Neither one thing nor the other.

oldskool posted:

Demand's incredibly small as it is, so the Mac demand is even lower. (it also still feels like it's Visual Basic programming, which isn't going to Mac any time soon)

TEW 2007 just dropped below $10 in mid-January after starting at $35 and sitting at $25 for ages. Wrestling Spirit 2 has been $25 since it launched in 06, never seen a price drop. Ryland's the anti-Steam; crappy DRM, incredibly high prices with incredibly long waits between sales & even longer waits for price drops.

That said if his stuff ever comes to Steam I'm buying all of it.

He's like the Games Workshop of PC wrestling sim games. Basically selling the only game in town, and when more sales could potentially be generated by a price reduction, the prices instead remain the same (or in GW's case, even increase).

Thunder Hammerfist posted:

I enjoy it every once in a while, but it kind of burns me out every now and then. There's only so many times I can make Daniel Bryan champion

I get bummed out at times when I realize how depressingly easy it is to slip into that "Sports Entertainment" mindset and book a show that's 90% segments (that make only you, the player, chuckle) and 10% matches.


E: I will say this, the day a developer comes to Ryland with the necessary pile of money to try and port his incredibly detailed sim to a game with graphics a la one of the WWE games, I'm getting it, regardless of how many homeless people's money collection cups I have to steal.

Sydney Bottocks fucked around with this message at Mar 5, 2012 around 04:25

Mr. Cool Ice
Mar 4, 2007

I Terrorism


Grandpa Pap posted:

I get bummed out at times when I realize how depressingly easy it is to slip into that "Sports Entertainment" mindset and book a show that's 90% segments (that make only you, the player, chuckle) and 10% matches.

Would you feel better if the computer chuckled along with you?

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Bottocks. Neither one thing nor the other.

Chilly McFreeze posted:

Would you feel better if the computer chuckled along with you?

...I'll have to ponder that one and get back to you on it.

Quasipox
Sep 6, 2008

CANONIZE!! CANONIZE!! CANONIZE!!



I just got a patch on WWE 12 on 360. They've updated the news feed as well, but it's basically: 1) Hey guys you can buy the Rock and The Miz's alt attire(s) now, 2) DOWNLOAD WRESTLEFEST NOW!, and 3) Still working on servers guys!

simosimo
Jul 10, 2009

HEY RADICAL LARRY HOW ABOUT A HAIRCUT

****MIC TO THE WILLY***


Is it safe to say, the servers are never going to be fixed are they?

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

Stealin the show and your Pegasisters


Hey. Tomorrow.

Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Raw doggin' it

Strenuous Manflurry posted:

Hey. Tomorrow.



Or in 15 minutes if you use a Korean proxy.

Bocc Kob
Oct 26, 2010


Or never if you think EA is the devil and BioWare is terrible.

In WWE '12, I was in a match with King Regal when a run-in beat him down and cost him the match. Then afterwards he got all pissed and punched out Cole. It was great.

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

Stealin the show and your Pegasisters


Bocc Kob posted:

Or never if you think EA is the devil and BioWare is terrible.

I think both these things, but I'm still getting the game and I'm still excited. Help?

THE GAYEST POSTER
May 9, 2006

Everything's coming up
WUB WUB


I don't play fun games because I don't like the company who makes them.

I hear frisbees were used by terrorists once so I quit my frolf league.

HERE LIES TEBOW
Jan 19, 2012



I am a grown rear end man going to the midnight launch of ME3.

I am ashamed of myself.

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

Stealin the show and your Pegasisters


Kiwi Bigtree posted:

I am a grown rear end man going to the midnight launch of ME3.

I am ashamed of myself.

You should be. I'm ashamed you don't play on PC and I am gonna have to smh at you.

Oh look at me, I go to midnight launches and interact with people and have fun, rather than sitting around in my room waiting for Origin to unlock the game. SMH.

Reminder that the goon run Mass Effect Saves 2 has got you covered if you're a dummy who deleted his ME2 save, or if you never played ME2. http://www.masseffect2saves.com/

THE GAYEST POSTER
May 9, 2006

Everything's coming up
WUB WUB


Strenuous Manflurry posted:

You should be. I'm ashamed you don't play on PC and I am gonna have to smh at you.


Gonna just sit there and go "hey look I can play a game with my friends instead of hanging around a store with a bunch of furries and football players".

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

Stealin the show and your Pegasisters


THE GAYEST POSTER posted:

Gonna just sit there and go "hey look I can play a game with my friends instead of hanging around a store with a bunch of furries and football players".

Football players are gonna get Mass Effect?

edit: good to see you back on Twitter btw

HERE LIES TEBOW
Jan 19, 2012



I don't know what smh means vv

EDIT: Also, I have been seeing a lot of BioWare hate recently. What gives? I can understand hating EA because they are EA, but I have yet to play a bad BioWare game (yes, this includes DA2. I liked it, gently caress you.)

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

I bet against K-1


The best part of Mass Effect 3 so far is me hassling Bioware's twitter for a straight up dating simulator.

THE GAYEST POSTER
May 9, 2006

Everything's coming up
WUB WUB


Strenuous Manflurry posted:

Football players are gonna get Mass Effect?

edit: good to see you back on Twitter btw

They'll think it's another Halo.

And I was on twitter I just didn't have anything to twit.


Kiwi Bigtree posted:

I don't know what smh means vv

EDIT: Also, I have been seeing a lot of BioWare hate recently. What gives? I can understand hating EA because they are EA, but I have yet to play a bad BioWare game (yes, this includes DA2. I liked it, gently caress you.)

DA2 was a decent party system built into a bad game.

Edit:

coconono posted:

The best part of Mass Effect 3 so far is me hassling Bioware's twitter for a straight up dating simulator.

I want one where I can date a sultry anime temptress

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

Stealin the show and your Pegasisters


If BioWare ever finds themselves in dire financial straits, they could make some drat good money making a straight up eroge. Don't bet against it happening!

It would still be better in every way - including combat, somehow - than the absolute shitheap that was DA2.

HERE LIES TEBOW
Jan 19, 2012



THE GAYEST POSTER posted:

DA2 was a decent party system built into a bad game.

I thought DA2 suffered from the same problem Final Fantasy 12 did, storywise. After the game before it was a world-spanning battle against apocalyptic forces, having the next game in the series be limited to political struggle in a single tiny area feels underwhelming.

EDIT:

Strenuous Manflurry posted:

than the absolute shitheap that was DA2.

See, I don't get the level of hate for that game. It was not as good as DA1, but it was at best a good game outshined by its predecessor. The combat was less complex and the size of the world was smaller, but otherwise it was pretty fun.

EDIT 2:

I am not trying to whiteknight DA2, I just am genuinely curious why it gets Daikatana levels of hatred.

HERE LIES TEBOW fucked around with this message at Mar 5, 2012 around 18:17

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

I bet against K-1


I tend to take a cautionary view towards any game that the developers use GIGGLESQUEE to describe its characters.

E: I've been playing Prince of Persia: The Forgotten Sands AKA someone dun stole all our ladders. I love this game because whatever satisfaction you get from completing one climbing puzzle is completely destroyed by making you do one right after it. And sometimes the route you take makes absolutely no sense at all. Wanna get to the hidden city hidden underneath the fortress? Climb to the highest spire.

coconono fucked around with this message at Mar 5, 2012 around 18:31

Bocc Kob
Oct 26, 2010


Kiwi Bigtree posted:

See, I don't get the level of hate for that game. It was not as good as DA1, but it was at best a good game outshined by its predecessor. The combat was less complex and the size of the world was smaller, but otherwise it was pretty fun.

EDIT 2:

I am not trying to whiteknight DA2, I just am genuinely curious why it gets Daikatana levels of hatred.

There was an LP by a guy who got banned, but still finished it on a blog. I feel the same way he did, but with more anger.

Also, anyone who likes Dragon Age 2 I challenge to a fight in THE BLOCK.

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

Stealin the show and your Pegasisters


Kiwi Bigtree posted:

I am not trying to whiteknight DA2, I just am genuinely curious why it gets Daikatana levels of hatred.

I really don't want to turn this thread into, to coin a phrase, a BioWare shame bukkake, but I'll explain very briefly the issues I have with DA2. The BioWare thread in Games should probably suffice is more than this is needed.

From a storytelling perspective, and I mean as far as the simplest, most basic storytelling principles are concerned, Dragon Age 2 is all wrong. All wrong, just loving all wrong entirely. Everything is telling instead of showing, and your companions are razor-thin Whedon archetypes, fulfilling your preferred niche - waifu, angst-riddled "change the world" dude, bad boy with a heart of gold, promiscuous girl (who will, in time, fall in love with you and only you).

Then there's the actual gameplay, featuring perhaps the worst combat system to hit RPGs in a half decade or more. Waves of enemies teleport in, and the entire battle mechanic is built around doing area of effect damage, since your teammates can't be hurt by your attacks. There's no strategy to it - just clump up and cast a giant swirling inferno on your PC. Enemies who try to attack you will take damage and die, as you stand triumphant. And don't get me started on rogues loving teleporting.

So the storytelling is terrible, and the gameplay impossibly worse. It's a game predicated on the idea of personal choice and freedom, but is instead replete with "BUT THOU MUST" railroading. The devs talked endlessly about how your actions would shape the city over the seven years of the game, but you literally make no difference whatsoever. The characters are, with a couple of exceptions, terrible, and the romances are creepier than anything else BioWare has ever done.

There is nothing good about the game, except that it might serve as an example of what not to do. Sure, DA2 was rushed out the door, but when everything about the game is conceptually and in practice abysmal, no amount of time could have saved it.

And Dragon Age 1 remains among my favorite games ever. And gently caress yeah Mass Effect 3 is gonna rule.

In summation:



Mike Laidlaw was the lead programmer for the game.



Sheryl Chee was a writer for Dragon Age 2.

And I always like to quote this Weekend Web done of the BioWare Social. http://www.somethingawful.com/d/wee...rums.php?page=1

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triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

One day in your memoirs, you'll describe me as inscrutable.

I would have had less of a problem with DA2 if it didn't recycle environments so shamelessly. It got to the point where I didn't know where I was half the time, because there was only one cave design, one temple design, one warehouse design, etc.

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