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He died like he lived, with wool up his rear end. e: 
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Drink and Fight posted:I hope you mean dyed. Goddamnit.
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| # ? Mar 14, 2012 22:02 |
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I always dig finding out which sex acts are and are not emotionally mature enough for GWS regulars. 
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| # ? Mar 14, 2012 22:05 |
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SubG – sex. Sex.
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| # ? Mar 14, 2012 22:09 |
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SubG posted:I always dig finding out which sex acts are and are not emotionally mature enough for GWS regulars. I do missionary with the lights on and in silence. I keep my socks on. It is the only way to be truly respectful to your partner.
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Remember to say please and thank you when getting a blumpkin. A 15% gratuity is customary.
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I'm not going to google Blumpkin. Ever. Out here, even Modelo is like $9 for a 6 pack of the cans. And a 6 pack of bottles of Presidente is like $9 standard anywhere you go. I haven't bothered looking at the other beers, because I don't see the point in spending over $1/bottle for Budweiser. I have not seen any beer less than $9 for a 6-pack. Ever. In Illinois, however, it's not so bad at all.
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dino. posted:I'm not going to google Blumpkin. Ever. I remember keystone light being the beer of choice when I was in a fraternity in college. You could get a 30 pack for $11.99 from Rite Aid.
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The cheapest beer I can find is Genny cream ale for $14 a 30 pack. I will usually be willing to spend the few dollars more and get HighLife. My old housemates and I used to keep a 30 Pack in the downstairs fridge to only be opened in a "beer emergency" and the rule was that even if you only took one beer you had to buy a new 30 pack the next day. That beer saved many an impromptu party.
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We pay $5.99 for 12 packs of PBR, Hamm's, Olympia, and Busch here. If you're into nasty beer though you can get 24 pack suitcases of Natural Ice for $8.99 or $9.99 depending on which gas station you're buying from. Quarts of Coors, Carta Blanca, etc. are usually 89 to 99 cents. This is a good place for yard beer.
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A friend from college swore to me there was a beer called Laser. I didn't believe him. This thread reminded me to go google it. http://www.40ozmaltliquor.com/archive/laser.html
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SubG posted:I always dig finding out which sex acts are and are not emotionally mature enough for GWS regulars. I really hope you're not implying that getting off by sticking your dick inbetween tits is a 'really emotionally mature' thing to do.
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Steve Yun posted:A friend from college swore to me there was a beer called Laser. I didn't believe him. This thread reminded me to go google it. there's a wine called 'woop woop', and for the purposes of forum conjecture ; it's the only thing I ever drink.  
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Oh poo poo I found someone on ebay who was selling Laser beer and I bought his last can. Trip report when it arrives.
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mindphlux posted:I really hope you're not implying that getting off by sticking your dick inbetween tits is a 'really emotionally mature' thing to do.
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SubG posted:Well, it's definitely not a mark of taste and refinement like jizzing in her mouth or pooper. just anecdotal evidence, but I've never met or been with a girl actually in to getting tit hosed at all and the only guys I've known who have thought it would be a turn on have been either sexually incompetent, total douchebags, joking, or all three. to contrast, 67% of girl's I've known or been with have been pretty on board with jizzing in their mouth or rear end (in general), and of their own accord - not like 'if a guy did this, would you break up with him?' so as far as social maturity goes, anecdotally I'd have to assert that while wanting to shoot hot streamer jets of cum all over a girls mouth and or butt may not be a sign of maturity, not wanting to thrust blindly into a girls chest while she sits there going 'uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...........' just might be.
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Who gives a gently caress where a dude sticks his dick as long as everyone involved is cool with it?
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Kenning posted:Who gives a gently caress where a dude sticks his dick as long as everyone involved is cool with it?
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Well gently caress.
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sorry but I just won't stand by and let some faggots shovel their dicks into girls tits while I'm on the beat;;
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| # ? Mar 15, 2012 07:00 |
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Just titfucking, or is all frottage right out? Please rate from most to least emotionally mature: titfucking; lap dances; scissoring; foot jobs; sumata; bagpiping.
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| # ? Mar 15, 2012 07:21 |
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Also how does this compare to using cast iron.
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Cast iron sucks in comparison
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SubG posted:Also how does this compare to using cast iron.  Frottage between two men with two iron-hard boners, that's what. (Oh you better believe that's not-work-safe. Also it's hilarious and it's been around since like 1999.)
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| # ? Mar 15, 2012 08:59 |
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I still crack up whenever I read "AN ANUS IS NOT A VAGINA."
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| # ? Mar 15, 2012 08:59 |
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SubG posted:Just titfucking, or is all frottage right out? Please rate from most to least emotionally mature: titfucking; lap dances; scissoring; foot jobs; sumata; bagpiping. Again, I am not looking up what bagpiping or sumata are. mindphlux posted:just anecdotal evidence, but I've never met or been with a girl actually in to getting tit hosed at all I think that's probably right. Most women I've... been with haven't minded cum in the mouth in the heat of the moment, and provided that polite advance warning is given. Can't say tittyfucking has ever particularly appealed. I guess I am more emotionally mature than I realise. 
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therattle posted:Again, I am not looking up what bagpiping or sumata are. My sentiment was the exact opposite "Oh goodie now I get to know more american words and practices" - the american culture is so rich and diverse that it is at once confusing, perplexing and impeding normal thought. I feel like a school boy who has just found an unexpected trove of porn in the woods.
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Happy Hat posted:My sentiment was the exact opposite "Oh goodie now I get to know more american words and practices" - the american culture is so rich and diverse that it is at once confusing, perplexing and impeding normal thought. Yes, but it's appalling, mind-altering/destroying/warping porn that you wish you'd never seen but can't erase from your brain. Then again, you Scandinavians have a different view of these things, you filthy degenerates. Of course, SubG could be trolling us with made-up terms.
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| # ? Mar 15, 2012 11:17 |
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Show of hands. How many of you cut a hole in a sheet so that you can procreate with the womenfolk without all that sinful nudity? What the hell, people?
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Phummus posted:Show of hands. How many of you cut a hole in a sheet so that you can procreate with the womenfolk without all that sinful nudity? I could get behind this. Who wants to look at a woman that way, anyway?
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mediaphage posted:I could get behind this. Who wants to look at a woman that way, anyway? It helps me deal with my barely-repressed homosexuality. (The hole-in-the-sheet method of lovemaking is a myth, I believe, certainly among religious Jews)
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Hey CzarChasm I posted in the general thread about your Evanston/Skokie food question. I miss that area so much, culinarily and otherwise. I wanted to raise my kid in Skokie. 
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When thrusting away at a lady's tits it is assumed you will be reaching back and fingering her at the same time.
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therattle posted:It helps me deal with my barely-repressed homosexuality. You can do whatever you want as long as it's through a hole in the sheet!. One of my favorite clips from the UCB show on Comedy Central. One of the weirdest myths, but they made it pretty funny.
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bunnielab posted:When thrusting away at a lady's tits it is assumed you will be reaching back and fingering her at the same time. Ohhhh....I see where the skidmark remark comes from now...
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bunnielab posted:When thrusting away at a lady's tits it is assumed you will be reaching back and fingering her at the same time. That sounds like a recipe for a good old-fashioned rupture, and uncomfortable for both parties.
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It is also polite to not make her support your weight. And to bring her a warm washcloth after.
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Don't forget to tip 15%, 20% if she talked dirty.
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Sjurygg posted:
I automatically pictured Randy "The Macho Man" Savage (R.I.P., bruthah!) reading that intro.
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bunnielab posted:It is also polite to not make her support your weight. Truly, the mark of a gentleman
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