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Chef De Cuisinart
Oct 31, 2010

Brandy does in fact, in my experience, contribute to Getting Down.
Paprika is pretty drat awesome for me, but I plan on bolting a cheap Android tablet to the wall at work so anyone can look up recipes easily.

Dunno if its super useful for a home cook, but its a lifesaver at work.

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Mr. Wiggles
Dec 1, 2003

We are all drinking from the highball glass of ideology.
The chiles look like standard chiles japones. Good for the wok and so forth. The flowers are, I believe, dried rosebuds. Use them in confection and what have you.

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer
I'm a big fan of Paprika. The syncing across devices works wonderfully, and is probably the biggest selling point for me.

franco
Jan 3, 2003
^^^ Definitely. It's faster and more reliable syncing than a lot of Apple's own cloud stuff :laugh:

Happy Hat
Aug 11, 2008

He just wants someone to shake his corks, is that too much to ask??
It's a loving app ... Goddamnit *whoosh*

long-ass nips Diane
Dec 13, 2010

Breathe.

Hurracan posted:

By "went out," I first thought you meant that you had to throw away the bottle and the necessary brown-paper concealment device because you had drunk the whole thing, not that the bag broke. In that reading, the clerk's counsel could have meant "exhibit some restraint."

Anyway, instead of talking about dicks and money, I asked around about Paprika, but I'm not quite ready to drop $20 on it. I heard about a program called Pepperplate, does anyone have experience with that one? Any useful comparisons?

Paprika has a month-long trial so you can just try it out. I did after hearing about it in here and I'm going to drop the cash on it.

Casu Marzu
Oct 20, 2008

Mr. Wiggles posted:

The chiles look like standard chiles japones. Good for the wok and so forth. The flowers are, I believe, dried rosebuds. Use them in confection and what have you.

Agreed with both of these.

SymmetryrtemmyS
Jul 13, 2013

I got super tired of seeing your avatar throwing those fuckin' glasses around in the astrology thread so I fixed it to a .jpg
To answer your question about pepperplate, I use it and it's cool. It doesn't have a super deep metadata infrastructure or anything, but it organizes my recipes, shopping list, and meal planning and syncs between devices and the web. It imports recipes from lots of websites, if that matters to you

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer

SymmetryrtemmyS posted:

To answer your question about pepperplate, I use it and it's cool. It doesn't have a super deep metadata infrastructure or anything, but it organizes my recipes, shopping list, and meal planning and syncs between devices and the web. It imports recipes from lots of websites, if that matters to you

I forgot about that when I mentioned Paprika. It does a good job at that as well.

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat

Mr. Wiggles posted:

The chiles look like standard chiles japones. Good for the wok and so forth. The flowers are, I believe, dried rosebuds. Use them in confection and what have you.

Thanks. That makes sense. Those chillies seem pretty hot. Looks like they are good for making chilli oil (hmmm) and tossing into stir fries etc. I've never used rose buds before. I can think of making rose sugar, crystallising them... um...

SymmetryrtemmyS
Jul 13, 2013

I got super tired of seeing your avatar throwing those fuckin' glasses around in the astrology thread so I fixed it to a .jpg

therattle posted:

Thanks. That makes sense. Those chillies seem pretty hot. Looks like they are good for making chilli oil (hmmm) and tossing into stir fries etc. I've never used rose buds before. I can think of making rose sugar, crystallising them... um...

Rose water, rooh afza, garnishing, etc

Rose water is the real star there, since it can be put into so many drinks and desserts, even some savory dishes. Gulab jamun :heysexy:

Casu Marzu
Oct 20, 2008

therattle posted:

Thanks. That makes sense. Those chillies seem pretty hot. Looks like they are good for making chilli oil (hmmm) and tossing into stir fries etc. I've never used rose buds before. I can think of making rose sugar, crystallising them... um...

Make a huge thing of angry lady

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat

Casu Marzu posted:

Make a huge thing of angry lady

Don't you talk about my wife like that.

SubG
Aug 19, 2004

It's a hard world for little things.

Mr. Wiggles posted:

The chiles look like standard chiles japones. Good for the wok and so forth. The flowers are, I believe, dried rosebuds. Use them in confection and what have you.
Yeah, rose flowers for tea and Wang Shouyi branded generic hot peppers (it just says 辣椒, la jiao, which is `hot pepper'). It's hard to tell from the photo, but they look longer and thinner than japones, more like er jing tiao but these days there are about a billion pepper cultivars so who the gently caress knows.

GrAviTy84
Nov 25, 2004

I use those buds in my ras el hanout. http://www.goonswithspoons.com/Ras_el_Hanout

mindphlux
Jan 8, 2004

by R. Guyovich

therattle posted:

Thanks. That makes sense. Those chillies seem pretty hot. Looks like they are good for making chilli oil (hmmm) and tossing into stir fries etc. I've never used rose buds before. I can think of making rose sugar, crystallising them... um...

toss in stir frys. I use these exact (well maybe not exact, but) chilies a lot in stir fries. typically I'll break them in half soak them in hot water for 10 minutes or something, and then add to the hot oil in the stir fry around the same time you'd add garlic. they have about as long as garlic before they burn and get bitter, so that works out. so typically it's like hot oil, onions until brown, then garlic/chilies/other aromatics for 20-30 seconds, then add the longest cooking ingredient and toss to coat, then shorter cooking ingredients, then a bit of your sauce/starch slurry and done.

Mr. Wiggles
Dec 1, 2003

We are all drinking from the highball glass of ideology.
At some Thai places I've had dried chiles like that stir fried whole until blackened and they come out crispy and delicious, but never bitter or acrid. I've often wondered how they do that.

SubG
Aug 19, 2004

It's a hard world for little things.

Mr. Wiggles posted:

At some Thai places I've had dried chiles like that stir fried whole until blackened and they come out crispy and delicious, but never bitter or acrid. I've often wondered how they do that.
Just toss them around in some hot oil in a wok until they start to blister, sorta like you're doing gan bian si ji dou or whatever, only dried peppers go a lot faster.

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat
Thanks guys!

Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

I am inevitable.
ROBBLE GROBBLE

therattle posted:

These were gifts from a chum based in China. They are small red flowers, and chillies of some sort. Further clarity (and perhaps suitable recipes) would be appreciated.



From what I can read of the package, they are from China. HTH.

Mr. Wiggles
Dec 1, 2003

We are all drinking from the highball glass of ideology.

SubG posted:

Just toss them around in some hot oil in a wok until they start to blister, sorta like you're doing gan bian si ji dou or whatever, only dried peppers go a lot faster.

Gonna have to try that some.

SubG
Aug 19, 2004

It's a hard world for little things.

Mr. Wiggles posted:

Gonna have to try that some.
It's a totally simple technique, but if you've never tried it before don't be surprised if you have to gently caress around with it a couple times before you get it right. You want the oil a little cooler than you usually use when frying poo poo off in a wok, and it's still one of those things where it'll go from `just right' to `hosed it up' in a hurry. But your total investment is a couple minutes of your time plus like a Tbsp of oil and a handful of peppers, so it's no big deal to just sit down and gently caress around with it until you get it right.

Also keep in mind that if you're using Thai birds or another hot pepper you're going to be effectively pepper spraying the airspace in and around your kitchen, so plan appropriately. It's not as bad as roasting dry chiles, but it's a bit more of a rugged experience than just stir-frying with them or that kind of thing.

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat

Croatoan posted:

From what I can read of the package, they are from China. HTH.

It really does, thanks! As a token of my appreciation I am sending you a pepper. To shove up your rear end.

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer

therattle posted:

It really does, thanks! As a token of my appreciation I am sending you a pepper. To shove up your rear end.

See you should be sending him a rosebud to shove up his rosebud.

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

See you should be sending him a rosebud to shove up his rosebud.

He doesn't have a rosebud, he has a stench blossom.

UnbearablyBlight
Nov 4, 2009

hello i am your heart how nice to meet you

Paper With Lines posted:

Hahahaha. Consequently, I bought some booze at the university "off campus" store and not 100 yards away the bag went out. I went back and bought a new bottle. I wasn't even trying to be like 'gently caress you' and the clerk said "try to hold on this time."

It's so weird to read about a university that sells alcohol at its store (if I'm reading that right). Mine got onto some "top ten party schools" list in Playboy or something in the 80s and has spent the last 30 years going completely overboard trying to live down the reputation. To the extent that a club I was in was barred from selling a custom soft drink called "butterbeer" during a fundraiser because it had the word beer in it.

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

Esme posted:

It's so weird to read about a university that sells alcohol at its store (if I'm reading that right). Mine got onto some "top ten party schools" list in Playboy or something in the 80s and has spent the last 30 years going completely overboard trying to live down the reputation. To the extent that a club I was in was barred from selling a custom soft drink called "butterbeer" during a fundraiser because it had the word beer in it.

Kindly direct them to Harry Potter World in the muggleverse of Universal Studios, where kids are getting a crazy sugar rush off of it.

Harry Potter World is amazing btw

EAT THE EGGS RICOLA
May 29, 2008

Grandfather's funeral went really well. We had almost double the expected number of people show up.

He was cremated and the funerary urn was all like, dinged up and scuffed. This is because he was an accountant and thought he could get a really good deal by buying the display model.

I have been belly-laugh-crying for like an hour now.

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Interesting read. I'm going to funnel mounds of Arby's human, bird, and animal poo poo into my mouth so any ancestors I have can still enjoy bread. We beat Neanderthals before. Let's beat milk-farters and gluten-wusses

Sextro
Aug 23, 2014

I spent a few years as a kid getting 3-5 injections a week as allergy treatment because I used to be allergic to everything ever. Now I've no allergies of any sort and never get sick.

So what I'm saying is go rub your kids against a bunch of trees, grasses and animals. Pretty sure that's like the same thing.

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Sextro posted:

I spent a few years as a kid getting 3-5 injections a week as allergy treatment because I used to be allergic to everything ever. Now I've no allergies of any sort and never get sick.

So what I'm saying is go rub your kids against a bunch of trees, grasses and animals. Pretty sure that's like the same thing.

I hope it works for you. I'm going to eat feces. I never get sick, and turds are just pre -digested food

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat

Eat This Glob posted:

I hope it works for you. I'm going to eat feces. I never get sick, and turds are just pre -digested food

Who needs an excuse?

rj54x
Sep 16, 2007

Eat This Glob posted:

I hope it works for you. I'm going to eat feces. I never get sick, and turds are just pre -digested food

Awesome post / username combo.

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


Eat This Glob posted:

Interesting read. I'm going to funnel mounds of Arby's human, bird, and animal poo poo into my mouth so any ancestors I have can still enjoy bread. We beat Neanderthals before. Let's beat milk-farters and gluten-wusses

We are all alive today because the glycogen-rich bodies of our bread-eating ancestors murdered the poo poo out of those who didn't have the means to. Bread is the cornerstone of human civilization.

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

Indeed! An army marches on its stomach.

blacquethoven
Nov 29, 2003
is anyone else sick of this bullshit "plate to the left" thing? I work in iowa and I feel like we get stuff a couple years after it stopped being cool on the coasts/chicago. anyway the chef at my work has the biggest hardon for it and it looks nice but people in iowa are wondering where the rest of the food on their plate is

http://imgur.com/a/9hZlP

hes also a tweezerfuck piece of poo poo and mean to the dishwasher, should I let him know that hes gonna get fired next week?

Secret Spoon
Mar 22, 2009

blacquethoven posted:

is anyone else sick of this bullshit "plate to the left" thing? I work in iowa and I feel like we get stuff a couple years after it stopped being cool on the coasts/chicago. anyway the chef at my work has the biggest hardon for it and it looks nice but people in iowa are wondering where the rest of the food on their plate is

http://imgur.com/a/9hZlP

hes also a tweezerfuck piece of poo poo and mean to the dishwasher, should I let him know that hes gonna get fired next week?

This has been posted before but have this

https://instagram.com/chefjacqueslamerde/

Kenning
Jan 11, 2009

I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.



He's my hero.

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat
FBI raided the home of Jared Fogle looking for kiddie porn:
http://www.cnbc.com/id/102814259

Apparently the head of his charity foundation was arrested for kiddie porn earlier this year

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Horrible Smutbeast
Sep 2, 2011

blacquethoven posted:

is anyone else sick of this bullshit "plate to the left" thing? I work in iowa and I feel like we get stuff a couple years after it stopped being cool on the coasts/chicago. anyway the chef at my work has the biggest hardon for it and it looks nice but people in iowa are wondering where the rest of the food on their plate is

http://imgur.com/a/9hZlP

hes also a tweezerfuck piece of poo poo and mean to the dishwasher, should I let him know that hes gonna get fired next week?

That is some of the ugliest plating I've seen. Looks like the server was carrying too many plates at once and everything started falling off just as they got to the table.

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