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Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004


Hypothetically, what would be the most efficient way to turn my whole fort into vampires?

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Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004


There's a law-giver hanging around my fort. WTF is this? The Wiki is silent on the matter.

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004


children overboard posted:

Someone start listing the best bugs of all time.

MURDERCARP:
1) Toady gave carp a bite attack that was entirely out-of-proportion to their size. Besides doing 3x as much damage as a dwarven fist, carp could LATCH ONTO something.
2)All creatures used to gain xp from swimming, even aquatic ones. From the moment you embark, the carp are getting stronger...

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004


scamtank posted:

WHIPS

I was thinking there is no way this is true so I just ran 15 Master Lashers with Gold Whips vs. 15 Master Axe Dwarfs with Steel Axes in the Arena.



14 lashers left.

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004


Omnicarus posted:

It loving owns 95% of the time. Then your whole god drat fortress turns into a zombie apocalypse where the dwarves that were inside lock their doors and wait for the military to clear everything out, complete with a few enclaves of survivors tantruming and tearing one another apart without the undead ever even breaking in.

It sounds to me like this owns 100% of the time.

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004


Now whenever I look at that little smiling dwarf icon his face will be all I see.

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004


How do you set a squad's behavior? A couple months in the danger room turned my archers into master hammerdwarfs and now they just beat poo poo to death with their crossbows instead of shooting them like I God intended.

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004


What's up with breaching hell? I was under the impressions that demons would come out and wreck my fort's poo poo but they just loiter around the bottom caverns. I didn't spend all this time building up my defenses just for you to dick about

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Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004


Silver hammers are the most lethal dwarven-made blunt weapon because of the high metal density.

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