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Deceitful Penguin
Feb 16, 2011

french lies posted:

Pro-PRC Laowai is what happens when you integrate too well and end up with the political opinions of a shaokao vendor or a middle-aged cab driver.
I think it's kinda charming, actually. Maybe less so when you have to deal with such people in person.

But yeah, been listening to Sinica, it's quite nice. They had an old one about Soft Power and the media, quite interesting to hear about it.
Also finished "The Search for Modern China", gonna go read "When China Rules the World".
I dunno if this is the place to ask though, but what's up with the "Confucius Foundation", is it an international org or what? They're mostly in charge of the Chinese classes in my Uni and they're good people, but is it a bigger thing? What is the purpose of it?

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Deceitful Penguin
Feb 16, 2011

Fiendish_Ghoul posted:

Is there a Confucius Foundation? I assume you're talking about the Confucius Institute. It is not an international organization, it is a Chinese government-controlled organization, intended to be a soft-power tool. Most schools that have them seem to agree that despite their affiliation they are not exerting undue pressure over aspects of Chinese studies that they don't like in those schools, but you can bet that their materials are going to follow the government line. Not, of course, that early non-CI Chinese classes are or should be particularly edgy and political.
Yeah, the Icelandic word could be either Institute or Foundation, haven't really seen it in English.
I was just curious because like you said, they did mention getting some financial support from China and seeing as their members form the entirety of the Chinese faculty it does mean that they pretty much decide what we do and do not learn. Dude in charge is an old Philosophy grad like me, so I've always liked him and some of the guest lectures and class discussions have been quite critical and they have, as far as I can tell, a hell of a lot of leeway to do whatever.
(Unlike the Japanese department, for instance, which regularly has people from the embassy check out classes and goes over our finances every year. Funny that, really).

Deceitful Penguin
Feb 16, 2011

french lies posted:

Details are emerging on Neil Heywood. He was connected to the Bo family mainly through his wife, and had done various jobs for them, with some suggesting that he played a role as a low-level fixer. Others are saying that he was entrusted with taking care of Guagua at various points, corroborating the rumors that he was a "nanny". Maybe butler is a more apt description?

So what can the Brits do, other than ask? Is it likely for anything to come out of this at all or will it get swept under the carpet?

Throatwarbler posted:

You're pretty opinionated for someone who knows "very little about the Chinese economy beyond what I hear on Sinica".
Tsk, tsk.

Deceitful Penguin
Feb 16, 2011

Vladimir Putin posted:

Interesting article in the NYTimes today. They talk about the brewing animosities between China and the US.

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/04/03/world/asia/chinese-insider-offers-rare-glimpse-of-us-china-frictions.html?hp

Wait, so from what I've gathered China is already using a lot of power regionally that's Hard, what is this supposed to mean? That they're stop listening when you complain about their exchange rate?

Or is it larger than that, that they start moving from Soft to Hard power on a global scale like the Yanks? And even then, do they have any current examples of it or is it just well voiced conjecture?


The Monogram itself has more info on it, I'm reading through that now.
Interesting read. I mostly found it very amusing when it talked about how the States distrusted Authoritarianism considering how they've been shaping up but meh.
It was also interesting to see the American side of things. I wasn't aware about the distrust they had towards the Committee, for one. And how they expected China to step up now that it's big, while China wanted more authority. Hmm.

Deceitful Penguin fucked around with this message at 16:36 on Apr 4, 2012

Deceitful Penguin
Feb 16, 2011

hitension posted:

Hey, no need to cross out the link to the original publication! It's so much better.
NY Times really sensationalizes China-related issues.
Also, there is a very big difference in Authoritarianism in China and the United States.
Yeah, hah! "Inflammatory national media" indeed. I crossed it out just to show I'd read it already.
And yeah, the States are hella free compared to China, true. It's just always amusing to see them talk about it like they're the "Bright City on the Hill".
Personally, I saw a lot more truth in the Chinese side, but like I said, it was interesting to see some actual reasonable reasons the yanks might be pissed at China.

VideoTapir posted:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Wines

NY Times's Beijing bureau is run by Horse Semen Pie Guy.
That is one stone cold cool way to show utter contempt for someone.

Deceitful Penguin
Feb 16, 2011

french lies posted:

In other news, The Economist (which I usually hate) had a pretty decent long article on China's military build-up and what it means for the region and the world at large.

China's Military Rise: The Dragon's New Teeth

I'll be the first to admit I don't know the first thing about military hardware, but what I read from the article pretty much confirmed my notion that the anxiety over China as a military power is overstated. The PLA hasn't seen real combat for thirty years and much of their technology is still out of date. The article writer also makes the point that even though China will get some aircraft carriers soon, it will still take them many years to learn how to use them well. This is probably applicable to other sections of the army as well: The hardware is catching up, but the combined expertise and human capital of the PLA is still ways behind.
Oh my gods that article has a lot of awful though. It even used the "Barrel of a gun" quote the dumb way, as if the lil' red book was anything but a tourist trinket today. I agree that the main conclusion of the army being no great threat now was true but all the other stuff around it was just embarrassing.

Especially just after reading the God of Gamblers article, which was a real pro-click.

Deceitful Penguin
Feb 16, 2011

Pro-PRC Laowai posted:

There's a whole lot more behind it than that. It goes back to the idea that it's a substitute for actual medicine and that Li Hongzhi was some sort of mystic god who would use his spirit to kill you if you stopped. No, that's not you getting deathly sick and having kidney failure... that's the sickness leaving your body, be sure to force it on the kids too or else my magical voodoo will kill you all, ditto if you try and use medicine instead.

They got really violent and creepy when media started to call it hokum and that was basically the end of that. It wasn't a social movement it was a damned cult full of crazy bullshit dreamed up by a fraud. Once they ran away overseas they started trying to sell it as a religion or whatever in the hopes of gaining support.

It's like trying to claim that all Scientology does is try to lower your stress levels. There's a whole lotta batshit insanity beneath the surface.

In more recent years, it's basically become a "get out of China free" card to play in some countries. Get visa, buy plane ticket, claim you are FLG, get asylumin Canada/Aussie.

edit: this is seriously one of those things that you can't rely on wikipedia for any real information at all. Fighting with the 轮子 is futile as there is literally an entire swarm of them out there determined to force their bullshit. Basically every single thing they reference is a FLG website. You can fight, sure, but they have a few admins in their pocket and you'll just get yourself banned... then they'll dig into all your other articles and screw with them. It would be funny if it wasn't so loving creepy.
So where can you get accurate info on them? Do you have any recommendations?

Deceitful Penguin
Feb 16, 2011

mitztronic posted:

Can you explain this or provide some sort of citation/credibility? I've seen this idea a few times and never understood it.
Which part?
If it's the why of it, it's that China, due to the century of humiliation has a rather sore spot about foreign intervention and following the Korean war has made their stance against Western Imperialism a somewhat important, part of their current identity.

Then again, no-one really likes being told what to do by foreign countries. Take whaling in the north for instance. I doubt many people would support it except foreigners told us we couldn't.

Deceitful Penguin
Feb 16, 2011

Throatwarbler posted:

So Sina has set up a portal for decent foreigners. :stare:

Hahaha, that loving poll.

quote:

Beijing started a three-month campaign on May 15 targeting foreigners illegally staying in the capital.Your say?
[]Support, as management is desirable.
[]Hard to say.

Hard to say indeed.

Deceitful Penguin
Feb 16, 2011

hitension posted:

e; Upon rereading the articles I really wish people would stop quoting Mao Zedong he was not exactly a paradigm of women's rights
Could you elaborate on this? The Marriage Law, at least, was a good thing I thought.

Deceitful Penguin
Feb 16, 2011

Pro-PRC Laowai posted:

The stuff that doesn't get passed, you basically never hear about. It's more or less all behind the scenes as to the debates that go on and the concessions that are made. Stuff can get railroaded through, but doing it is basically something that's never done.

It's beautiful, :3: And they say China isn't ready for democracy.
(Also, congrats on the new title. They sure do hate it when you don't toelick the current world imperialist, na?)


Fangz posted:

Enh. Any discussion regard the role of women in the Chinese revolution needs to include the figure of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jiang_Qing.
Has any woman really had close to that amount of power in China again though? I admit my country isn't exactly the rule but it still is strange that I don't remember any powerful female politico.

Deceitful Penguin
Feb 16, 2011

hitension posted:

Wu Yi (吴仪)?

Then again, name some prominent female politicians in any country that's not Finland or Germany(and even those countries have more men than women in parliament)

Jóhanna Sigurðardóttir. Ingibjörg Sólrún prior to the collab scandal. :v:

whatever7 posted:

Stalin never trusted the Chinese "redneck communist". He gave more aid to the KMD than the Chinese Communist party. Even after Japanese surrender (which is the most critical moment between the CCP/KMD civil war) Stalin continued to cooperate with KMD in Manchuria instead of CCP.

Communist China never had good relationship with Soviet, except the brief period in the 50s when China got all the technology aids from the Russians. After that it was northern border low level territory conflict in the 60s; and then another proxy war thru Vietnam. Most recently there was a Chinese fisher boat getting shelled near a Russian harbor.
I know it is not specifically the purview of the thread but was there any specific reason that Stalin aligned with the GMD instead of the CCP? Did he think of them as the successors to Sun, a good socialist or what?

Deceitful Penguin
Feb 16, 2011

TheBuilder posted:

This foreign angle is feeling rather obtuse.

I wonder if they'll have pictures of some actute foreigners.


caberham posted:

Cool thread and awesome OP. About the Beijing flood, weren't there a lot of horror stories on mismanagement of disaster response and people drowning in their cars. I got to dig for the weibo story and the news from Phoenix television. Apparently there was a horror story of a man trapped in his car and he called his wife for help. The wife asked the firemen in person to rescue his husband but nothing came to action until the firemen got orders to move out. Unfortunately, it was too late and the autopsy revealed a fractured skull as the man tried to head butt and other means to escape from his flooded car :smith: Out of the 77 official deaths, I think over 20 were drowning in car. After this tragedy there were lots of information, articles on how to escape from a car. Think taobao had a surge in hammer sales.

But nobody in the Chinese internet seem to believe the official death toll numbers, "it's just as accurate as the earth quake numbers" :downsrim: Then people started saying how awesome, and orderly Hong Kong was in responding to natural disasters It's not true, look at SARs, the city went bat poo poo afterwards.

I guess I'm just lucky from the coast and watch enough hollywood action movies :hurr: to know that if you drive your car into the water, you got to get the gently caress out.

And drat, that sounds like poo poo. :smith:

Deceitful Penguin
Feb 16, 2011

Rated PG-34 posted:

What was this exhibit about? (Canon is superior anyway)

Ahh, I assume you aren't unaware of the concept of comfort women, which was a program of massive state-sanctioned rape by Imperial Japan, but why this exhibit is controversial.
In which case, it's because Nikkon bowed under popular right-wing pressure to can the whole thing, but was then forced to re-open it after a judicial ruling. Or so I seem to recall.
A thoroughly disgraceful episode, all in all.

Deceitful Penguin
Feb 16, 2011

Arglebargle III posted:

The Chinese are seriously a lot worse about othering and orientalist essentialism (occidentalism?) so living in China it's hard to feel too bad about it. In fact some Chinese students who come to the U.S. get a very nasty surprise when they discover they aren't the master race outside the Middle Kingdom. Having to explain "If you are rude to the black students, they will not be nice to you either." is kind of ridiculous.
Wasn't there a really cool article a bit back about Nigerians goin' to China that went into this a little bit?

It's a very interesting area of discussion, along with feminism, that I don't see coming up much in discussions about China. Are there any good books or articles on the subject?
And side question, do the Chinese have their counterpart for "Nihonjinron" ? Like, studies about what defines China as China and therefore define what is "other" ?

Deceitful Penguin
Feb 16, 2011

Fine-able Offense posted:

Yes, I was absolutely a member of the Modern British Raj, travelling as I was by third-class rail and cheap local busses throughout the entire country, perfecting my Mandarin by yammering on with any local no-shoe-having migrant worker who wanted to chat with the crazy yangguizi sitting in Peasant Class, for the better part of a year. Clearly the ivory tower I was gazing down from gave me altitude sickness. I was the veritable Cow's Vagina.

Please just shut the gently caress up already, you idiotic white-knighting smugboat. I probably have more Chinese friends from a more varied background than you've met in your entire life. Bonus laffo points for citing Said, you goddamned caricature of a freshman year, read-one-book subjct matter expert.

In the name of Lu Xun, I beseech you: go to your mom.

:iceburn:
(Also what is your avatar from?)

This whole discussion is like something out of some right wing joke about "Liberul loonz".

Can we discuss something else? One of my Money-Shaman buddies mentioned that some Chinese Banks were withdrawing from some meetings? Apparently this was important? I don't do finance, so I wouldn't really know but has there been any talk about it?

Edit:

Baby Huey Newton posted:

It is especially ironic, since China is the only country in the world which underwent a cultural revolution,
:stare:
are you loving kidding me

Deceitful Penguin fucked around with this message at 00:45 on Oct 4, 2012

Deceitful Penguin
Feb 16, 2011

quote:

Background: In recent years, many studies have focused on adolescent's sex-related issues in China. However, there have been few studies of unmarried migrant females' sexual knowledge, attitudes and behaviors, which is important for sexual health education and promotion. Methods A sample of 5156 unmarried migrant female workers was selected from three manufacturing factories, two located in Shenzhen and one in Guangzhou, China. Demographic data, sexual knowledge, attitudes and behaviors were assessed by self-administered questionnaires. Multivariate logistic regression analysis was conducted to examine the factors associated with premarital sexual intercourse. Results The average age of the unmarried female workers included in the sample was 20.2 years, and majority of them showed a low level of sex-related knowledge. Females from the west of China demonstrated a significant lower level of sex-related knowledge than those from the eastern or central provinces (p < 0.05). Approximately 13% of participants held a favorable attitude towards premarital sexual intercourse, and youths from the east/central were more likely to have favorable attitudes compared with those from the west (p < 0.05). About 17.0% of the unmarried female workers reported having engaged in premarital sexual intercourse, and females from the east/central were more likely to have experienced premarital sexual intercourse than those from the west (p < 0.05). Multivariate analysis revealed that age, education, current residential type, dating, sexual knowledge, attitudes, and pattern of communication were significantly associated with premarital sexual intercourse. Conclusion The unmarried migrant female workers lack sexual knowledge and a substantial proportion of them are engaged in premarital sexual behaviors. Interventions aimed at improving their sexual knowledge and related skills are needed. -Sexual Knowledge, attitudes and behaviors among unmarried migrant female workers in China: a comparative analysis
Tang, Jie ; Gao, Xiaohui ; Yu, Yizhen ; Ahmed, Niman ; Zhu, Huiping ; Wang, Jiaji ; Du, Yukai
BMC Public Health, 2011, Vol.11(1), p.917 [Ritrýnt tímarit]

This took me literally 12 seconds to find. Jesus loving christ.
Edit: and this is just a single loving part of it and even then kinda unrelated to the discussion which was: "People in Chinese College don't seem to know a lot about sex" which is apparently hella racist.

Deceitful Penguin
Feb 16, 2011

punk rebel ecks posted:

I don't know about anyone else but I got a "yearning for ol' left" years from people interviewed in that NPR article, or at the very least a movement toward the left again (economic). I'm not sure why, I mean China has been doing very well.
I thought the Chinese had always wanted to emulate the mixed capitalist countries of the north as they're the best countries in the world to live in? (I know that is the case in Singapore, at least)
I mean, if you wannna aim for something why not the best? You certainly wouldn't want to emulate a failed state like the US.

Or maybe it's just that they're missing having an actual working ethical framework for society instead of just rampant materialistic capitalism?

Deceitful Penguin
Feb 16, 2011

Typo posted:

I feel this statement could be made for a number (ok every other) country that's not China.
Nooot sure what your meaning is there dawg.

Typo posted:

The idea that China needs some sort of "new" ethic framework for society though has being around for literally the last ~100 years, starting around the May 4th movement (or even earlier) when old Confucian values showed itself to be clearly obsolete for the modern world.

So you had the 1920s and one version of nationalism (and a million other ideas), but that failed, then you had Marxist-Leninism in the 1950-1979, and that went out the window. So in some ways China never really got over the exactly same question which was asked in 1919, which is what exactly is suppose to replace "traditional Confucian values".
Ah, good, then we are in agreeance that after Deng got rid of the Maoist/Marxist ethical and financial framework only to replace it with the solely financial capitalism there has been a ethical vacuum in place and it has been increasingly obvious to people that it doesn't work.
(I'd personally start the attempt at making a modern national ideological thang at the 100 day reforms, as it was the first large scale organized answer to the perceived backwardness of then modern Confucianism, but to each his own).

Deceitful Penguin
Feb 16, 2011

Arglebargle III posted:

Yes, but if you look at history it also meant being lucky rulers. Many dynasties lost the Mandate of Heaven (in the eyes of the court and literati because they're the only ones who wrote down what they thought) because of events that were completely beyond their control, like earthquakes or invasions.
I always felt that the Mandate of Heaven was mostly just used to justify the fact that the new Emperor killed the last one and took control. Like a convenient justification for usurpation. Started that way, stayed that way.

That might just have been though because I always contrasted it with divine right in the European sense~

Deceitful Penguin
Feb 16, 2011

Spiderfist Island posted:

Of course, I'm not an expert in Chinese history to say the least, but there probably is some grain of truth in this post. I didn't even cite late Tang radicals like Liu Zongyuan (773-819 AD), who's all about this stuff and hated his feudal society.
Dawg, I meant in the practical sense. Even when Menzious was talking about ruling through example poo poo and not bein' overt or whatevs, you still had a practical, flexible system of governance that's really pragmatist compared to the equivalent European model (That of divine right). Yeah, you got the guiding ethical principle founded on the ideas of Ren, exemplified in Junzi, but that poo poo was never really put into practice, the Legalist influence made sure of that.

And Religion, ah. That's a can of worms, especially as the imagined clear delineation of "Secular" and "religious" is blurred enough here in the west and a discussion that I ain't gonna get into. But just 'cause old Kung may not have talked about it way back when doesn't mean that the matter wasn't discussed later.

I dunno, I'm up for a discussion on this poo poo but I'm thinkin' this is more for things not involving men long dead. Heh, I guess we could go on about modern revivals or how they tryin' to use Confucianism to fill the ethical vacuum left by the abandonment of Maoism back in the opening or something.

Deceitful Penguin
Feb 16, 2011

MaterialConceptual posted:

More specifically, from what I've heard from Sinologists, it tries to make Confucius into a Deweyan. I met Ames once, he seemed like a very very nice person, but he doesn't get much respect from his colleagues. If you want a more rigorous translation try the Slingerland edition. Definitely not a light read though.
Ehhh, it's a fairly solid translation, the class on Chinese Philosophy was assigned it this semester and most of them seemed to grasp him fairly well with that one (Better than with the last one, forget his name, brown cover I think?). Don't get the Dewey comparison (That is, I do, but those were also comparisons made by Chinese academics when Dewy himself introduced his theories as far as I know? Don't know Dewy that well.)

Deceitful Penguin
Feb 16, 2011

Fine-able Offense posted:

You anti-guwen people are insane, I sincerely wish English had some kind of constrained allegorical dialect where meaning was entirely contextual.
Hahaha, yeah. I've accepted never really understandin' anything in my craft 'cause I just don't get idealogical pictograms.
(Also, I've wanted to ask for a long time, what's your avatar from?)

VVVV
Haha, oh hockey~

Deceitful Penguin fucked around with this message at 19:23 on Dec 19, 2012

Deceitful Penguin
Feb 16, 2011

caberham posted:

MEN CAN NOW APPLY 3 DAYS OF "maternity leave" drat I sounding chingrishy, i was going to type "pregnant leave". He wants to fast track this into legislation.
Hahahahahaha, wow, an entire 3 days, why, whatever will they do with all that time?

Deceitful Penguin
Feb 16, 2011

Imperialist Dog posted:

The school I work at offers five days, which I am currently using at a rate of one per week.
Hey dude, congrats on the kid and sorry for the terrible laws.

LP97S posted:

Just a fun reminder, that is still infinitely more time than one can take in the US.
I keep forgetting that the US operates along some kinda serfdom rules that literally no-one else in the first world does. Here both parents get 3 months standard and can then share 3 months between each other and they both get pregnancy pay which is, what 80% of the normal pay? Yeah, I'm remembering that right, gods has it been long since I looked that up.

Deceitful Penguin
Feb 16, 2011

Vladimir Putin posted:

The latest on Japanese-Chinese tensions is that Chinese vessels locked on their fire control radars onto a Japanese ship and a Japanese helicopter. This poo poo is getting out of hand.


So I guess this is equivalent to if you are in a fighter jet in a dogfight and your instruments say someone locked onto you. You probably are starting your evasive maneuvers and countermeasures and are preparing to get blown up.
What the gently caress do they expect to get out of this provocation? That Japan would shoot the first shot and they'd be able to, what? Blow them up?

To what gain? Are they even going for gain? Are they just loving around and waving their dick around as a message? 'cause this just looks like them acting like a idiot.

Deceitful Penguin
Feb 16, 2011

Vladimir Putin posted:

I wouldn't even fire a warning shot in this situation. A missed shot could be mis-construed as a hostile action and provoke a counter attack. And then after that, it's literally WWIII. In that situation, I'd rather go off to war than sit home all day without the internet (which will surely be under constant disruption/attack from China).
:crossarms:
Last time I checked China isn't in a position to wage war on anyone, rather less their 2nd and 5th biggest trading partners, at the same time. Their navy is poo poo, their airforce mediocre and I don't think it would work well to march to the Senkaku Islands. And nukes? Yeeeaahhhh.

Maybe I missed the memo and China is now completely self-sufficient and losing access to the American, Japanese, European probably ASEAN market wouldn't worry them or we're thinking of a different kind of war.

Deceitful Penguin
Feb 16, 2011

Warcabbit posted:

Let's play a little game. Two ships sink. One chinese, one japanese. Someone's fault. They blame each other. What happens next?
It will be a tale, told by warmongering idiots, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing.
Seriously? I don't know. We already have a situation where both nations are arguing over something that neither has good proof for, the sunken ships would escalate that, but to what degree, I have no idea. I don't see anyone important siding with China and while they might side with Japan, they aren't going to start the war unless they really relish the idea of China making the bubble look like a minor quarterly loss, so, again, the ball would be in the Chinese court. Only now you'd have people on both sides out for blood.

With both ships sinking, neither really gains anything and poo poo just gets more stirred. Still the same shits, still the same situation. Only more yelling and posing. I could very well be wrong but even if they fight they can't win. Neither can.

So uhh, alternate would be a war where they both lose and so do the rest of us?

Deceitful Penguin
Feb 16, 2011

Vladimir Putin posted:

If a Chinese ship is sunk and people die, the government has to respond with force, otherwise they will be almost certainly be ousted. If the Japanese lose a ship, I don't feel that they will be compelled to start a war.

If a war does start up, I think the US will side with the Japanese, as will Korea, and any countries within the "US sphere" in Asia. China will cripple the internet in America and disrupt electronic communications. America will send in robo-stealth bombers and just blow the gently caress out of everything in China. China and America will both suffer casualties, but China will be set back hundreds of years.
Pfffffffffffff, hahaha, is that you Tom Clancy?

If China goes to war with the US, it stops selling them poo poo. Poof. Then it gets rid of all of its dollars. Poof. Those poofs were the sounds of the American economy totally breaking down.
The Chinese one would follow shortly, but they'd have a chance to rebuild? Sorta?

Deceitful Penguin
Feb 16, 2011

Numlock posted:

I don't see why china has some magic ability to recover from a global economic collapse that other nations don't have.
Heh, they won't fall as far 'cause they haven't come as far? :v:

I suppose that 'cause they don't have to deal with either being dirt poor like most autocracies while still being able to brutally repress the populace if they get too uppidity. Still, that wasn't a serious post bruv.

Fine-able Offense posted:

I dunno, I suspect that immediately after the first yahoo starts an unauthorized shooting incident, all PLA officers will receive a memo to the effect of "Just FYI, Captain Tai Lihai has been shot, and the next one of you dickheads who tries a stunt like that will follow suit."
Why a memo? Why not just revive an old TV classic before shooting him on camera?

Bloodnose posted:

It just so happens there is a luxury apartment complex under construction right nearby that might have something to do with this. Honestly, I never gave too much thought to the real estate industry when I was living in the US. Since coming to Asia, it really seems like the shadiest, most evil business there is. Like I have a more favorable view of the Triads than land developers.
Haha, why, you got some good experiences with Triads?

Deceitful Penguin
Feb 16, 2011

caberham posted:

For some activities Triads are great and they profit from price gaps. When you drive to a restaurant the valet service is run by them. They charge you for a cheap fee and park your car and guarantee a spot. Normally they just illegally park on the side of the road and if traffic cops come they will drive around the block until the coast is clear again. The restaurant owners are happy because it attracts customers, customers are happy for easy parking, and triads are happy for extra income and have extra surveillance. The police, not so much for illegal parking but as long as the mess is manageable and not blocking traffic and fire trucks they don't care. I would totally pay for legit parking but it's hard to find in Hong Kong.

Those sleazy sex packages to Macau that are unsold with ferry tickets included? Well they can break down package tour prices into individual bits and just sell you a cheaper ferry ticket.

Cheaper duty free cigarettes? Why yes, they have duty free border runners and old ladies buying cigs by the carton and reselling them in Hong Kong.

Of course there are bad sides to them like mini bus rackets, protection fee bull poo poo, loan sharking, peddling drugs, and all sorts of sleeping dogs craziness :smith:
Of all the things I thought of when I thought of Triads, valet parking was not the first thing to come to mind. And is Sleeping Dogs a reference? I know the game but I just thought it was an interesting title.

pentyne posted:

I'm pretty sure the point was the land developers are worse then organized crime syndicates, with all that implies.
:mcbain:

Bloodnose posted:

Then again, I wouldn't be surprised to hear about some of the developers actually having Triad connections, so maybe they're all one big group anyway.
Yakuza sure as hell are in on it, can't imagine that Triads ain't too. Property, contstruction and land development are all pretty good ways to make money once you got the gig going.

Deceitful Penguin
Feb 16, 2011

Crameltonian posted:

And yeah, the Qing were already on the way down by the time the Europeans showed up in force but there's no contesting that they were completely blindsided by them. They almost certainly would have hobbled on for a while longer and maybe could have reformed if they weren't weakened so much by the endless concessions forced upon them.
The Hundred day reforms mighta changed poo poo towards the better, but then again that discussion always becomes mired in the discussion about Empresses, so meh.

Deceitful Penguin
Feb 16, 2011
I've heard it once framed in terms of decorum. Yeah, maybe a lot of places are ruled by a country which ain't from there, like yankland is full of white people or whatever, but if the people are being oppressed, if they're lighting themselves on fire and poo poo, aren't allowed even the illusion of control, it's a huge loving embarrassment for China because that poo poo ain't hard. You just give them enough control to play around with, stop loving with the monks and try and least let some of the money stay there. Look at what the west does to Africa! We engage in neocolonialism galore, loving over huge swathes of the world population but because we do it indirectly, it's much better. His point was that it's a loving embarrassment to see a country going around doing what they're doing, it's backwards and that trying to point fingers at others just made them look childish. I think that last point worked well but at that point I was on my fourth Vodka-Bull so I wasn't following the discussion in the most critical manner.

(Unrelated, but my impression is that Chinese people can handle their liquor way better than Japanese peeps, but a limited sample size makes me wonder if that's unfounded. Just curious if you lot feel the same.)

Deceitful Penguin
Feb 16, 2011
Just curious, because our media has been mentioning it all the time, but is there any mention in China about the Free Trade Agreement between Iceland and China? It is the first time a Free Trade agreement has been made between China and a W-European nation and our Prime Minister and her wife are going over for a visit in a wekk, so I've been curious about it.

Deceitful Penguin
Feb 16, 2011

Bloodnose posted:

I think more people live in my apartment building than in Iceland. Small, insignificant country joke. But seriously folks, I haven't heard anything about that.
Not even on the Lesbian head of state end? Guess China has finally become cool on the LGBTQ end, eh?

GuestBob posted:

Didn't Iceland's government poo poo on some Chinese investors at some point in the recent past? I seem to remember that someone was preventing from buying something when your economy went tits up.
Huang Nubo of the Zhongkun Investment Group wanted to buy up a lot of land for turning into a high-class golf course/hotel thing, pretty par for the course considering Chinese investments all over, but some of our politicians were deeply suspicious of his motives and others were hugely loving racist. There was also the small problem of foreigners not being allowed to own land and whatnot. Eventually they turned him down from buying like 0.4% of the entire country, even if it was mostly just half-desert.

Alongside this was probably the most idiotic press coverage I have ever seen in my life where people were talking about dem durned Chinese opening ports on land several hundred klicks away from the sea, the Chinese coming and driving out all the local business around (what business? There isn't any!) and just generic racist bile, all kinds of good stuff. Now there's talk he's gonna rent it from the town, which has been buying up the land, but I haven't heard anything recent about it.

Went to an open lecture his lawyer held about the whole thing, explained things fairly well. In the Q&A afterwards someone said, and I quote: "You have to understand you can't trust the Chinese, they're a cunning people". :psyduck:

Yea, because we can totally trust the bloody yanks or Canadians buying up our water right? Fecking racist idiots.

Deceitful Penguin
Feb 16, 2011

Throatwarbler posted:

Well the publicised aspects of his investment plan - build a golf course and resort on land that seems to be windswept tundra in the summer and buried under a lot of snow the rest of the year, do seem pretty implausible on the face of it. So it's sort of understandable that people might think he had other motives.

Of course these people don't understand China and think it's some kind of well run country where capital is allocated to those best able to manage it instead of just politically connected cronies. So a much more plausible and mundane explanation to most Chinese people is that the guy is either a) just a regular well connected fixer who's going to use the resort project as a front to either bilk money out of the government/investors, or launder the proceeds of corruption, or something in that vein, or b) a well connected half baked lunatic who doesn't care whether his crazy projects make money or not, because it's not his money so who gives a poo poo.
Yea, I tried talking to people about the ghost cities and all the failed ventures but it's that aspect of paranoia that makes you feel important that was running rampant: "Surely he can't be doing it just because he wants to / to launder money / whatever, there has to be some deeper reason that makes me feel like our lovely country matters!"

And the peeps are also just mega racist. "Inscrutable orientals" poo poo was all over. Lost a lot of respect for some people I otherwise quite liked. And the fact that a lot of them felt they knew better than I was loving insulting. "Sure Deceitful Penguin, you may have been studying this for the last year or so and read up on it long before that but I, chucklefuck regular know far better how poo poo is".

Deceitful Penguin
Feb 16, 2011

Bloodnose posted:

Finally got an article about this on the SCMP. But it's actually an AP article, and it looks like they failed with Iceland knowledge, since they keep referring to the Prime Minister as 'Sigurdardottir' which I understand is a patronymic and not a surname. So they failed at Iceland knowledge, and then proceeded to word the article like China did this in an inscrutable oriental plot to take over the Arctic. Pretty cool.
Hahaha, that article is fantastic. Yea, you could call her Jóhanna or I guess "Icelandic PM" if you wanted to avoid the name but using the Patronym is very wrong. Jewish names used to be like that too right? So you'd get how silly it sounds.
It did link to this one http://www.scmp.com/news/china/article/1211498/chinese-gay-parents-invite-icelands-pm-and-her-wife-coffee where she was sadly too busy to attend but at least some peeps were heartened by her arrival. Forget sometimes how people think a lot about this sorta stuff.

Deceitful Penguin
Feb 16, 2011

Bloodnose posted:

They still are. I have a Hebrew name with a patronymic, although it's not my legal name. We use them in the synagogue.
Ah, the wiki page wasn't clear on it. The closest I've come to learning about Judaism was watching Hebrew Hammer this one time so I ain't on the up and up with it so much.

Bloodnose posted:

That one's actually by an SCMP staff writer, and again they used the patronymic. Come on people, it's right at the top of her Wikipeida page
Ya get used to it. Although it's always amusing to explain it to Japanese people~

Bloodnose posted:

But it's an interesting article nonetheless. I remember when she first got elected, it was a big deal that she's a lesbian, but I forgot about it until now. There's an article about a trans woman in Hong Kong who can't get married to her boyfriend because she was born a man and it would be a same sex marriage. That may sound par for the course in a conservative society, except that Hong Kong recognizes her legally as being a woman now, and actually subsidized her gender reassignment surgery. The government here does that. It's completely :psyduck:

The lawyers for the marriage registry are arguing that procreation is a necessary component to marriage, but at the same time recognizes that fertility isn't an issue, but merely something like the platonic notion of the possibility of procreation. It's really crazy.
:allears: That's wizard, that is. I wanna say that's just the sort of magical mix of East and West that makes Hong Kong so fascinating but I don't feel qualified to tell which parts are which.
And I remember when my foreign friends asked me if it was true our new PM was a lesbian I couldn't remember. I voted for her in our party elections but it didn't really pay attention to who she was with. Did know she was an air stewardess like my sister though.

Bloodnose posted:

I would hope that PM Jóhanna's visit would get some more attention to gay rights in Greater China, but I doubt it. I'd be really surprised if many Chinese people knew that
1. Iceland was signing this treaty
2. Where Iceland is
3. That Iceland is a country
Well, they've had our most famous singer over and she mighta left a bit of an impression. But yeah, I wasn't expecting that much. We're pretty small after all. When I was younger I liked making people guess where I was from and they never got it right. Then I made them guess how many we were and they never got that right either. Good times.

caberham posted:

4. Iceland is not famous for ice wine :downsrim:
Is this a pun? I regret my choice in learning the inferior version of moon-runes now. :negative:

Modus Operandi posted:

I don't think people who want to discuss Tibet/Xinjiang are all troublemakers either but it does bring out the dickheads and culture warriors en masse. It's like horn of Gondor for idiots.
Gods know how many people, when they found out that I'm affiliated with the Confucian Institute, decided to tell me how bad the Chinese are for oppressing Tibet. No, you don't say. China being a bit oppressive is bad? Boy howdy, that's news to me. Please tell me more about this Dalai Lama fellow.
I haven't had anyone be too obnoxious, a lot of the time they're just telling me what they know to be polite but you'd think they'd know a little bit more about China than the Great Firewall and about Tibet.

Deceitful Penguin
Feb 16, 2011

Bloodnose posted:

I'm sorry, Iceland.
:downs:


(again this article uses the patronymic throughout)
:negative:

Throatwarbler posted:

I don't understand what's happening. What is she supposed to be called? The Economist calls her the same thing so you guys must be pretty outraged at the English speaking world throughout your day.
I cannot adequately explain in words my contempt for the Economist though. I honestly don't get why "You're loving up our names, this isn't nice" is such a complicated sentiment to understand.

ErIog posted:

Yeah, she even did an interview with Democracy Now where the issue of her name was talked about on the air, and she never objected to that being used in place of a family name.
Ya learn not to care overmuch. That doesn't change it being retarded and wrong, just that we can't be bothered to correct everyone forever, all the time. When the foreigners fail even such basic poo poo like how the name is spelled (Jóhanna), expecting them to understand a different naming tradition is a lost cause. I'm just glad I'm named after my dad so when I'm called by last name I can still recognize the horribly mangled version of my name that foreigners always use. I kinda pity my lil bros kids though, they'll be forced to hear a horrible mangling indeed. (Hjalti. Go ahead and guess how it's pronounced)

Throatwarbler posted:

http://ajw.asahi.com/article/behind_news/politics/AJ201304240082

http://english.chosun.com/site/data/html_dir/2013/04/24/2013042401169.html

SO the Japanese prime minister just said that Japan didn't really "invade" anyone during WW2, because you have to look at it from all kinds of different perspectives man.
Gods, I can but hope that this one fades away sooner than normal. Or that he falls prey to the occupational hazard of being PM of Japan, because drat that's some grade A retarded poo poo.

VVV
Wrong, it's actually "Elvis" ('cause he looks a bit like Elvis) Also they used that name in Skyrim (It's Tiber Septims original name) and they get it wrong there.)

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Deceitful Penguin
Feb 16, 2011

Bloodnose posted:

Actually the patronymic thing was just a sidenote. I actually brought up Iceland because of the AFP saying the French president will be the first western leader to meet Xi Jinping as Chairman, when the Icelandic PM has just finished her meeting with him, proving how insignificant and forgettable poor little Iceland is.
:shrug:
Thems the breaks. Only outlet that consistently impresses me is AJ, so AP being rubbish ain't a shock.

caberham posted:

Bloodnose will probably link the article tomorrow, but even our incorruptible ICAC (independent commission against corruption), the shining beacon of light has been tarnished :smith:

Geeze China, just bring in the tanks, bring in the shock and awe and get over with it.
Wait what? drat, that thing always hella impressed me. Wanted that over here. What happened?

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