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Nunez
Feb 21, 2011


An imgur album that has all the chapters plus new updates can be found here.

For me, GBS has become a very depressing place. Political corruption, economic stagnation, excessive censorship, violent revolutions, depletion of natural resources, child pornography, birds being infused into a variety of matrices, all these topics are constant reminders that our world is a harsh place to live in.



But, through my travels, I have stumbled onto a comic created by a budding DeviantArtist named Lazerbot that resonates with me, and may resonate with some of you GBS posters as well. It is a simple, cautionary tale of how






Now, I could go on to elaborate the roller-coaster of emotions this story has put me through, but why spoil the discovery for yourself? (Parts of it may be though.)

Come, let the journey unfold before your eyes...




Chapter 1 of 4: Tails Gets Trolled





















Nunez fucked around with this message at Mar 27, 2012 around 06:11

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Kampfy Von Wafflehaus
May 21, 2001



Quite the trollol.

ShadowCatboy
Jan 22, 2006

E purr si muove.


I will never understand how anyone would put such lovely art up for the world to see.

If I post something online I make sure to do at least a passable job of making it not-horrible.

EDIT: The thread tag is actually quite apropos.

Flavor Bear
Jan 13, 2008

Bear Love is Best Love

Embreaded?

Tatum Girlparts
Sep 8, 2011

More like Tantrum Girlparts!
I can't be smug if I never stop whining.



So uh, hey kid, wanna talk about how school's going?

zooted heh
Oct 15, 2005

str8 mercin burgers my nigga


your one fat looking fat guy

Jackie D
May 27, 2009

Democracy is like a tambourine - not everyone can be trusted with it.



What...is this?

Maneck
Sep 11, 2011

Can you not read? NO TOUCHING

I've seen this before. Was there already a thread about this? (no search)

mr.cake
Nov 8, 2005

by Ozmaugh


You're lazerbot aren't you

Octane Diesel
Sep 27, 2011

People are disgusting. My own father and mother are disgusting. You must be disgusting too!


Flavor Bear posted:

Embreaded?


Stealin' my posts, Bro. Also: "I'M SO MAD. I'M GONNA HAVE SEX WITH MY GIRLFRIEND SO I WON'T BE SO MAD."


However, to be perfectly honest, if these insults were better this might actually be funny.

beze
Sep 7, 2005

Now! With 25% More Stupid!

I don't have the attention span to read any comic more than six panes long, much less 12 panes.

FAH Q
Aug 19, 2007
If playground rules are not in effect, well, then this is anarchy!

Well this is just a misunderstoo<--d comic.

Useless Shotgun
Nov 5, 2010

Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man: no time to talk.


I'm not quite sure how to respond to this. Not quite sure.

Der Luftwaffle
Dec 29, 2008


I'd really like this part framed and put in a gallery somewhere.

Lurdiak
Feb 25, 2006

¿Quién, siendo amado,
es pobre?


This is loving hilarious.

"They cant troll you if there dead"

chaos rhames
Feb 25, 2011

You cowards don't even smoke crack


There are a few threads in PYF that this might be more appropriate for, like the bad fanart and the weird deviantart content threads.

zooted heh
Oct 15, 2005

str8 mercin burgers my nigga


Lurdiak posted:

This is loving hilarious.

"They cant troll you if there dead"

Isn't that what ghosts do?

Lizard Wizard
Dec 25, 2004

"Is it just rape, yes."
-Lizard Wizard
"I can't believe it's not rape."




Third panel down on the left is begging to be turned into a Knuckles avatar.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!


The key to a good comic is to vomit as many words in to a panel as you can

Dr Pepper
Feb 4, 2012

Don't like it? well...


Robo Reagan posted:

The key to a good comic is to vomit as many words in to a panel as you can

Ah yes. The Tim Buckley School of Cartooning

The_Hatt
Apr 29, 2005


Ahahaha He has four chapters of this comic of around 20 pages each, a 79 chapter story (uploaded one paragraph at a time) written in the present tense with the same quality of writing found above and a dozen or so original characters with the same mspaint Goku theme.

Here's a sample of his 79 chapter opus:



chapter 13 posted:

shanco says. Ok look here if you don't do as I say I will kill your family. Guy says. Please I have them protected day and night. there To protected I can barely get to them. Shanco says im gonna leave you down here to die. He says that will rise atention on your self. Shanco says. Ill return. Shanco then leaves the sewer. he looks around for something. And then he finds it. He sees to kids smoking crack. Shanco walks to the kids and polls out his knife and says give me your drugs. Kids freak out and trys to run shanco grabs one of the kids and puts the knife over his neck .the other kid bails. Shanco says well thats not a vary good friend. Kid crying his rear end off says please don't kill me. Shanco then takes all the kids drugs and says if you want the drugs back your gonna go to the store and steal me a brisk and some corn dogs and a camera. If not you would of wasted your money your mom gave you from cleaning and s**T. now hurry . The kid them runs off. Shanco says. Good now all I need is some yoohoo. I would of told the kid to take that to but he doesn't have enough room in his baggy shirt to hide it from the guards. Later like 5 in the morning. Kid returns shanco sees the kid with the stuff he asked for . Kid says. I got the stuff and they didn't see me shanco says. Give the stuff and ill give you the drugs. Kids hands him the stuff. Kid says. Now give me the drugs. Shanco says. How about we make a better deal then that.....kid says what kind of deal? Shanco says I know you must want more drugs then the amount that I have. So how about this. You work for me and I will pay you enough money to get all the drugs you would ever what. Kid says what kind of job?. Shanco says. I want you to find out all you can about the bar in this town and all the bars around. Sound like a deal? Kid says alright you got a deal. Shanco says. Whats your name? Kid says. I'm emori shanco says. Get to work


This is a great find, thanks for sharing!

zooted heh
Oct 15, 2005

str8 mercin burgers my nigga


Is that a corn dog in his hand?

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

Screamer Killer

Gee, this is all awfully familiar for some reason...

ExtraNoise
Apr 11, 2007



Glitterbomber posted:

So uh, hey kid, wanna talk about how school's going?

This is all took away from this. All I can see are manifestations of this kid's frustrations.

I'd offer to give him a hug, but he'd probably make it really awkward.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012


So I read all the posted pages of that Sonic comic and the only thing that stands out to me is the fact that even though Shadow said he wouldn't kill anymore fat people, when sonic freaked out that's the first one he went for. What a hypocrite.

candeh
Apr 1, 2005

your reviews aren't that good

This looks like it was done by the artist of Asperchu.

bbf2
Nov 22, 2007

"The White Shadow"

Am I the only one who noticed that he confused the word "violence" and "villains?"

Lizard Wizard
Dec 25, 2004

"Is it just rape, yes."
-Lizard Wizard
"I can't believe it's not rape."


bbf2 posted:

Am I the only one who noticed that he confused the word "violence" and "villains?"

The ironic thing is that if Shadow used a homing attack instead of a knife, he would've been using villains.

James Trickington
Apr 23, 2008


bbf2 posted:

Am I the only one who noticed that he confused the word "violence" and "villains?"

He confused a lot of words. "after words" was probably meant to be "Afterwards," and "a fended" was probably intended as "offended".

It's like Columbine eight years in the making. I don't know if it would be worse to find this as a parent, or find it as a classmate. This thin veil of video game characters doesn't separate his fantasy when the hunting knives and decapitations start.

If the trolls were characterized as Robotnik or Koopa, it wouldn't be quite as damning.

I am Reverend
Sep 21, 2008

Its scientific name is "Oddium Wanderus"



sonic sometimes there is a need to do whats needed

e:

Every panel of this one is the best thing ever.

I am Reverend fucked around with this message at Feb 18, 2012 around 21:41

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005



There's going to be a news article years from now which goes into detail of how the shooters made sonic levels of their high school.

Edit: Do sonic people even like sonic games these days?

Krabsworth
Feb 20, 2011

by T. Mascis


James Trickington posted:



It's like Columbine eight years in the making. I don't know if it would be worse to find this as a parent, or find it as a classmate. This thin veil of video game characters doesn't separate his fantasy when the hunting knives and decapitations start.



Oh comeon this kid is defiantly harm less.

James Trickington
Apr 23, 2008


Krabsworth posted:

Oh comeon this kid is defiantly harm less.

What if he's in a colt.

Edit: this Asperchu thing is incredible. I think I found what to do at work on Monday.

James Trickington fucked around with this message at Feb 18, 2012 around 21:40

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011



My favorite part is "High shovel!"


Because.

Ellaybee
Jun 17, 2005



gently caress you trolls

Lurdiak
Feb 25, 2006

¿Quién, siendo amado,
es pobre?


James Trickington posted:

It's like Columbine eight years in the making.

Columbine kids weren't bullied, that's a myth that was created to make sense of the events and resulted in an increased mistrust of outcasts in american high schools.

Taima
Dec 31, 2006




Knuckles is a bad rear end with a heart of gold. Or um yeah that's not knuckles but whatever.

Taima fucked around with this message at Feb 18, 2012 around 21:47

The_Hatt
Apr 29, 2005


Mr Cynicism posted:

Is that a corn dog in his hand?

Yes indeed it is!

Safe and Secure!
Jun 14, 2008

OFFICIAL SA THREAD RUINER
SPRING 2013


i asked around and someone saw you last night high as poo poo with a shovel. so that pretty much tells me you killed them

That was hilarious. Can't wait to see Sonic and Mario deal with trolls together.

EDIT: Did not see the corn dog. Jesus christ this is amazing.

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James Trickington
Apr 23, 2008


The shovel was great, but "steal me a brisk and some corn dogs" is too great a phrase to wallow in internet obscurity.

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