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• Korn is a extremely racist band which name stands for "Keep On Running friend of the family" Really? Yet they managed to work with Ice Cube for the track Children of the Korn _and_ did a cover of Wicked by Ice Cube as well? Oh, and they asked him to be on the Family Values Tour '98 as well, and all this time they hated him for his skin color. Wow, they hid it so well!
  
• The HIV tattoo on Jonathan's arm represents the fact he has the AIDS virus. No, you dumb gently caress. Jonathan does NOT have Aids, okay?! The next person who tells me that gets kicked in the head.
  
• Head is gay
  Sure, he's a homosexual and yet he's married and has a daughter. Right......
  
• Jonathan Davis does not have depression of any kind because he's always happy and joking around when you see him in public. Hon, I've been through depression myself and _some_ people are good actors. I used to pretend to be happy when I wasn't so no one could tell I was depressed and people bought it. You can't tell by outward attitude all the time. Besides, that's in _public_, it could be different behind closed doors.
  
• 'Daddy' is a song about how Jonathan's Dad hosed him up the rear end. For the 10 millionth time, that's not it. He was being abused by someone outside the family and his parents did not believe him when he told the story to them.
  The members of Orgy and Korn are all gay and have homo-sexual relationships with each other. Isn't it interesting how these men who are all married and/or have children are accused of being gay? Such clever devils they are...
  
• Jonathan Davis is a porno star. REALLY! Where may I obtain these tapes, pray tell?
  
• Jonathan Davis is a satanist. Yet his advice in a chat about what to do when you're feeling down was "go to church."
  
• Jonathan Davis died on January 17, 2001. Nope, he's not dead yet, bitch. And
• Korn will be releasing a new albumn on June 11 2002...Buy it!
  
• Korn has decided to kick Fieldy out of the band and replace him with Wes from Limp Bizkit, who has just taken up bass guitar. Hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah....oh yeah, hah. I _know_ the person who said this, but I won't mention her name and make her look stupid for the whole internet surfing public. Seriously, if Fieldy was replaced with Wes, I would know by that one action that there was no god.
  
• Jonathan Davis and Jay Gordon from Orgy have a homosexual relationship together. That's nice, and I'm the queen of France and the moon is purple.
• Jonathan's not gay you prick. I don't know about Jay tho...I hear all kinds of rumors about that, but I can gaurantee my friend Lisa is praying it isn't true...
  
• Jonathan Davis and Ryan Shuck from Orgy have homosexual relations. Oh no Ryan! You stole Jay's man!! God, who comes up with this poo poo?
  
• Jonathan Davis and Fred Durst from Limp Bizkit have homosexual relations. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Visuals! Mental pictures! Nasty!Nasty! NASTY!!! Besides if Jonathan _was_ gay, I _know_ he'd have better taste that THAT! Fred Durst with his nasty chest hair, and his big gut, and those rolls and just....ew! No way!
  
• Korn is going to beat down the Backstreet Boys and N'sync. sigh....If only they did....
  
• Funny Letter found in Circus Magazine=
  I love Jon Davis more than anyone on earth and someday I am going to meet him and sleep with him, then we'll fall in love and he'll marry me and we'll have a son and a daughter. For all of you skanks out there who think Jon could ever love you more than me, bring it on baby!
  Did I mention the moon is now purple and I am the queen of France? How old is this person?!! Five? What an immature little girl. This letter sounds stupid and childish, not to mention frightening. If I were Jonathan, I'd hide from the person who wrote this.
  
• David Silvera is leaving Korn to become a male model.
  Right....And the person who said this has a 10 point IQ, or 5? You make the choice!
  
• Jonathan Shaved his head.
  Puh-lease people! That is so cliche! Any time a girl is drooling over a guy in a rock band that has long hair and a guy notices, he always gets jealous and decides to use the classic lie, "Oh, I heard he shaved his head...yeah, I saw it on MTV." I have a friend that fell for that lie and actually ran to me crying, "Jon didn't _really_ shave his head, did he???" It's so classic. It's just stupid! Guys, if you're so jealous of us sexy bitches pining over these hot band members, make up a better lie then _that_!
  
• Jonathan's worst fear is Britney Spears.
  poo poo, I'd be scared of that little I'm-so-innocent-but-I'm-really-not pop star slut too...She's creepy...Always smiling...Her smiles are so creey, psychotic-looking...Who knows, she may be just like Norman Bates and at this very moment be committing another heinous murder!!!! Ahhhhh!!!! No Britney!!!Put the knife down!!!! .......... I had you there, didn't I? :P
  
• David Silvera has a penis fetish.
  Right.........Now that's just sick. My friend told me that he read it in some magazine. It is interesting though, I'll give them that....
  
• Jonathan Davis has a child with a groupie.
  Oh Jonathan! Why? Little Johnnie is always asking for his daddy. He misses you so much! I'm trying so hard to be a good mother...You need to be here for your son...hah! I'm kidding. (Seriously, I'm too young to be having any kids. I have a life to live.)
  
• David is leaving Korn
  I know it seemed after his wrist injury, David wouldn't be coming back, but he's had surgery and is alright now. If you don't believe me, listen to the drums on Here to Stay and you'll know he's still goin'....
  
• Jonathan Davis is really a vampire, that's why he was so passionate about doing work for the Queen of the Damned Soundtrack
  Right........................That's one of the weirdest ones I've heard.
  
• Korn will be a surprise guest at HFStival 2002
  Well, they weren't. I was there. I wish they could have been there though.
  
• Korn will soon have their own reality show, similar to that of The Osbournes or the Anna Nicole show.No!!!!!!!!!Not Korn!!!!!Not a Korn Reality show!!!!Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!*runs away screaming and hurls self off a cliff to die on the jagged rocks below....*
  
• Korn broke up and Jonathan has formed a new band called Korn-E.Pssh! Please! That's the lamest fuckin' rumor I ever heard. So lame, I had to post it up here.
  
• Jonathan is a drug dealer Like he has the time and needs anymore money...He himself said he lives in the studio...how can he have the time to be a drug dealer? What even gave you the thought he was one in the first place? Was it the big house, porn star girlfriend, and diamond encrusted watch? Yeah that sounds suspicious...for someone who is NOT a multi-platinum CD selling rock star! Think about it kids, it's not hard.
  
• Korn sold out Question= define selling out. What is it, exactly? They got famous, true, but they are not doing everything just for the sake of money. Wouldn't you like to make money while doing something you love? Everyone does! How can a band sell out? Kelley no understand....

Most importantly, I don't think that a gay man would be capable of writing songs like these.

Jonathan Davis is a porno star. REALLY! Where may I obtain these tapes, pray tell?

Reginald "Fieldy" Arvizu hosed a mermaid
Even if mermaids ARE real, how did one get to Reginald "Fieldy" Arvizu? It would have had to have been pushed on some sort of aquarium on wheels. The song "Watery Grave" reveals that the band has a severe phobia of the sea and boating.

• Head is gay
  

The members of Korn have a big shirt that they can all get in at once and they do dutch ovens in it and theres so many arms in there that they have to hug each other (only 2 sleeves).

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Despite receiving a majority of the votes at Bowdle County High, Freak on a Leash was vetoed as 1999 class song. People ask me why I never vote and I say why bother

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• Head became a Christian and left Korn forever
  This is the dumbest loving rumor!! no members of korn would ever become christians . The will go on tour in 2003.

That's nice, and I'm the queen of France and the moon is purple.

KORN And Their Instruments Are Holograms
Then how the gently caress did they hold the MTV Music Video award.

Korn supports female genital mutilation (FGM). OK This one is true.

• David Silvera has a penis fetish.
  

Head is gay

Head is gay

James "Munky" Shaffer breeds corn snakes and sells them to his biggest fans and at the Life Is Peachy tour he ran across the stage during the incubus set and threw corn snakes on them and ruined the songs and when you meet him his hands always stink like snakes

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Korn started the emo movement Wrong!! Your gettin emo's and metalheads mixed up. They both get picked on in school but guess what? Korn fans do NOT tolerate that sh_t form the jocks and we WILL fight back not just cry and cut ourselve's.

did korn beat up marilyn manson backstage and give him a bloody nose over a jasons deli sandwich? let me give an emphatic no. marilyn manson helped them summon a blood demon to kill some preps

Despite being a part of the Family Values tour over 3 times, Korn doesn't actually support Family values. - Ummmm... well then how come when MTV cribs was at Munky's house he just brought them up to his room and made them film him cleaning it up and putting his dirty clothes in the hamper and calling his mom on the phone.

Johnathan Davis cried during the movie Armageddon...and sleeps with lizard?? KornFax.com exclusive

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If KoRn didn't actually sell their font to Microsoft so it could be in the new Xbox then they shouldn't have anything to hide.

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they tried to flip the X over but after a few moments realized that the logo looks exactly the same

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its facing left though!!!! hosed up

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James "Munky" Shaffer saw an episode of Blues Clues and said it was "Not bad"
Listen to their music, it is retardedly gay if you think this is true. They have over 150 songs about anger.

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