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Kyoon_
Jan 17, 2012

by T. Mascis


"JEB" BUSH the "candidate" in the loser role to the "reelection" of Hillary Clinton in November 2012, after "Obama" stripped of his title

Reminder: the illuminati switched to plan B in October 2008 as they realized that it would be impossible to let the sheep swallow Hillary Clinton, in particular the laws that she had to sign about concentration camps and disarming the citizens. So this task was assigned to "Obama".
Now "Obama II" only has to pass the law abut gun and ammo grabbing, before playing his final role, as "leader" of the blacks in the supervised ethnic civil war scripted by the illuminati following him being accused for forging birth certificate, murdering his "granny", etc as well as the controlled collapse of major banks (read annihilation of savings and pension funds).

Reminder: the illuminati script for fake suicide bomber "Obama" and Hillary Clinton, the last face for the last head BushClinton of the last antichrist, was published by Last Prophet many years ago
http://last-antichrist.blogspot.com/

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hypocrite lecteur
Aug 21, 2008

by Y Kant Ozma Post


Let us debate and discuss this. Firstly,

DynamicSloth
Jul 30, 2006

"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."

Awww, I've missed our talks...

Syjefroi
Oct 6, 2003

I'll play it first and tell you what it is later.

Ground floor of a Kyoon thread hells yeah.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011

I already miss my old avatar...


So this is the legendary Kyoon.

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009



If he's the last anti-christ, who is the first one? Just how many anti-christs are there?

EDIT: That blog needs a new prophet.

quote:

Note added November 5, after illuminati postponed for a few days the "suicide Obomber" act: It will be loser John McCain to Hillary Clinton, as predicted by Prophet - Why senator Obama will be impeached only after results declared and before becoming President:

Mr.Showtime
Oct 22, 2006
I'm not going to say that


Who was Obama I if we have Obama II?

Huge_Midget
Jun 6, 2002

I don't like the look of it...

Needs more Timecube references.

kik2dagroin
Mar 23, 2007

I'm going to inflate him to thirty five pounds!


Are my tax dollars subsidizing the sexual escapades of the Illuminati?

JumpinJackFlash
Nov 15, 2001


So how many plans are there?

Alter Ego
Nov 7, 2005

Good evening ignorant pigs!
Put down your crack pipes
and your beer bongs!


Awesome, a real-live Kyoon thread. Tell us more about how Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton are basically Kang and Kodos.

Whimsy
Jan 8, 2001


Kyoon_ posted:

Reminder: the illuminati script for fake suicide bomber "Obama" and Hillary Clinton, the last face for the last head BushClinton of the last antichrist, was published by Last Prophet many years ago
http://last-antichrist.blogspot.com/

Is it Obama, or is it really Obomba?

KillerBean
May 5, 2004

by Y Kant Ozma Post


controlled prolapse of my anus is more like it

my l41 m4ss4cr3
Nov 1, 2008

by angerbot


Commander Hen
Jan 7, 2012


This sucks. Usually a Kyoon Post is freaking huge. I'm very disappointed.

DynamicSloth
Jul 30, 2006

"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth."

Mr.Showtime posted:

Who was Obama I if we have Obama II?

Obviously Obama II's father, Malcolm X.

Although really that should make him Malcolm XI

karthun
Nov 16, 2006

WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOW SOCIALISTS?





Kyoon owns

ratbert90
Feb 12, 2009


Yesssss, I too think the Illuminati have an awesome name!

Wait...

THE GAYEST POSTER
May 9, 2006

Everything's coming up
WUB WUB


Mr.Showtime posted:

Who was Obama I if we have Obama II?

Two Time Obama Champion

Manic_Misanthrope
Jul 1, 2010

Stromgarde pincushion factory, est. whenever a Troll decides to get near.

Kyoon? I'm gonna need a backstory on this guy

Whimsy
Jan 8, 2001


my l41 m4ss4cr3 posted:



If it waddles like a duck and has a beak like a duck, check it's birth certificate to be sure.

Vilerat
May 11, 2002


OK AS LONG AS THIS DOESN'T GET TOO CRAZY

Alter Ego
Nov 7, 2005

Good evening ignorant pigs!
Put down your crack pipes
and your beer bongs!


my l41 m4ss4cr3 posted:



For some reason this made me laugh more than it should have.

Also how does Robert Langdon figure into this Kyoon?

TheOneAndOnlyT
Dec 18, 2005

Well well, mister fancy-pants, I hope you're wearing your matching sweater today, or you'll be cut down like the ugly tree you are.

It's been too long kyoon.

Alter Ego
Nov 7, 2005

Good evening ignorant pigs!
Put down your crack pipes
and your beer bongs!


Manic_Misanthrope posted:

Kyoon? I'm gonna need a backstory on this guy

http://forums.somethingawful.com/di...=3&topicid=2148

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

What?


Oh my Jesus, Kyoon, you are everything I dreamed.

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010

Down with the Illuminati Scum
www.thesecretworld.com


No google links, not kyoon.

Mr. Wiggles
Dec 1, 2003

I would never shop at Costco. The paper towels won't fit into my sports car!

One part I've never understood about hte Illuminati plot - if the end of it all is that everything goes to hell, doesn't that hurt them too? I mean, aren't they sort of draining the sea they swim in? Because after a while the solar panels for the secret volcano bases will need spare parts and even if they have a big stock of them they'll only last for a couple of hundred years and eventually they'll need new manufactories and a transportation infrastructure and and and

dorkasaurus_rex
Jun 10, 2005

gawrsh do you think any women will be there


Suicide 'O' Bomber

Filthy Haiku
Oct 22, 2010



Guys, this is my first time being Kyoon'd, what do I do to wash off this slimy film that's coating my brain?

A Misandrist Duck
Jun 13, 2005

by Fistgrrl


Where does Jeb Bush fit into all of this?

Will2Powa
Jul 22, 2009


Finally, someone getting the real TRUTH out there!!!

Errant Gin Monks
Oct 2, 2009

One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.


OH god I missed you so much. Please tell us more and add google links for better understanding.

the
Jul 18, 2004

AAAaaAAaAAAAAaaaaa

Wait, who is BushClinton? Is that like some hybrid of them both? A machine?

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

fear itself


I heard reddit loves played out gimmicks and bad jokes.

CaptainZot
Aug 11, 2000


If Obama is the last antichrist who were all the others? Is there a spreadsheet available?

Riptor
Apr 13, 2003

here's to feelin' good all the time


Kyoon whats it like to be in love

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008

#YOLO

This all seems reasonable

Cantorsdust
Aug 9, 2008

Infinitely many points, but zero length.

I sort of get the other quotation marks, but why is it "Jeb"?

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Dush
Jan 23, 2011

Mo' Money


Oh poo poo, Kyoon still isn't taking his pills. What the hell Kyoon.

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