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Big L
Oct 30, 2005

Fedora Emelianenko

I'm sure quite a few of you will remember the now goldmined previous thread and the Comedy Goldmine of the same name. It turned out great and I think we're due for a new one!

The objective is simple: take your favorite porn picture, remove all the erotic context and change it to something that shall (hopefully) titillate our humor glands. Remember, the point is not to simply censor pictures, you have to remove the context and make it funny!

Here's a few submissions of my own to get the ball rolling.







Now get crackin'!

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Russell William Thorpe
Nov 18, 2004


Well there's nothing wrong with democracy

Russell William Thorpe
Nov 18, 2004


Lost scene from Fritz Lang's Metropolis

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Paradox Personified
Mar 15, 2010

SoroScrew


Is this a sport?

Der Metzgermeister
Nov 27, 2005

Denn du bist was du isst, und ihr wisst was es ist.


Making this taxed my meager photoshop skills to their limits, which is why I got a bit lazy when it came time to do the shirt.

Mr Underhill
Feb 14, 2012


I am thoroughly enjoying the thread and hereby encouraging everyone to provide us with more related imagery. I would too but my shop crapped out on me...

Experto Crede
Aug 19, 2008

Keep on Truckin'


Like this?

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JossiRossi
Jul 28, 2008

Alone in space with Bears, Cats, Robots, Lizards, Energy Entities, and some Love.


I can only assume this has been linked in the past but it's pretty much the epitome of cleaned NSFW: http://keithschofield.com/diesel/

Rickycat
Nov 26, 2007

Eins! Zwei! Drei! Alle!


I didn't do this one (I have absolutely no photoshop/mspaint skills ) but it's one of my favourites:

Chainsawdomy
Jul 3, 2006

For the Angel of Death spread his wings on the blast,
And breathed in the face of the foe as he passed;
And the eyes of the sleepers waxed deadly and chill,
And their hearts but once heaved, and for ever grew still


Puffy paint makes the best protest signs.

Von Bek
May 4, 2006



Chainsawdomy posted:

Puffy paint makes the best protest signs.


Is there a tiny bit of vag showing there or a foot?

coldplay chiptunes
Sep 17, 2010

by Y Kant Ozma Post


Von Bek posted:

Is there a tiny bit of vag showing there or a foot?
What type of vaginas have you been looking at that that looks like it could possibly be part of her vagina?

Rickycat
Nov 26, 2007

Eins! Zwei! Drei! Alle!


coldplay chiptunes posted:

What type of vaginas have you been looking at that that looks like it could possibly be part of her vagina?

Maybe s/he took "beef slabs" a bit too literally.

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"


Von Bek posted:

Is there a tiny bit of vag showing there or a foot?

Anyone else remember that thread with the girl on eBay selling that "The Cure" t-shirt, and goons went crazy trying to figure out whether or not her vag was visible, or if it was just her foot? That was a fun thread.

toby
Dec 4, 2002


JossiRossi posted:

I can only assume this has been linked in the past but it's pretty much the epitome of cleaned NSFW: http://keithschofield.com/diesel/

The Diesel campaign came out after we did the first one of these threads (and this one is more like part 6) and unless I'm imagining things I think it was said that we were the inspiration for it.

Gorilla Codpiece
Sep 13, 2007

Heidely-ho, neighbor!

EDIT: mspaints are completely fine here, right?



Sir_Lagsalot
May 6, 2007

Connection error



This might count as tentacle porn

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

fantastic


Sir_Lagsalot posted:


This might count as tentacle porn
Good god, why would you need to penetrate a [squid] with the force of both arms?

Gorilla Codpiece
Sep 13, 2007

Heidely-ho, neighbor!

Sir_Lagsalot posted:


This might count as tentacle porn

The best (worst?) part is that I have no idea whether the squid was in the original picture or not.

Paradox Personified
Mar 15, 2010

SoroScrew


Gorilla Codpiece posted:

The best (worst?) part is that I have no idea whether the squid was in the original picture or not.

It could have been part of the whole theme, I'm guessing. Hopefully it was live. (or not: http://www.zazzle.com/octopus_wild_...767128882418451)

loud dildo
Jan 26, 2011

by Cowcaster


That's from fashionistas: safado. No tentacles.

e. I was thinking long and hard about the consequences of making this post.

Humphrey
Feb 27, 2009




Just a couple of homeys plain' poker. Having a nice time.

Iacen
Mar 19, 2009

Si vis pacem, para bellum



Gorilla Codpiece posted:



Is that Fergie from Black Eyed Peas?

I know it isn't, but she looks uncannily like her.

Aggro
Apr 24, 2003

Ain't never gonna catch me without my Capri!

Humphrey posted:



Just a couple of homeys plain' poker. Having a nice time.

Looking at the dude on the right, I had no idea that Andy Samberg was a poker stud.

Humphrey
Feb 27, 2009


Aggro posted:

Looking at the dude on the right, I had no idea that Andy Samberg was a poker stud.

Oh yeah, he's quite the player.

JossiRossi
Jul 28, 2008

Alone in space with Bears, Cats, Robots, Lizards, Energy Entities, and some Love.


tobutt posted:

The Diesel campaign came out after we did the first one of these threads (and this one is more like part 6) and unless I'm imagining things I think it was said that we were the inspiration for it.

You know that makes an awful lot of sense thinking about it...

Baby Babbeh
Aug 2, 2005

It's hard to soar with the eagles when you work with Turkeys!!



The first one of these was one of my all time-favorite Photoshop threads. This one's already shaping up awesome.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

I'M A BUTTWIZARD

AND ALSO A BOOBWIZARD COME TO THINK OF IT


tobutt posted:

The Diesel campaign came out after we did the first one of these threads (and this one is more like part 6) and unless I'm imagining things I think it was said that we were the inspiration for it.

Yep. Here's the front page article.

NIGARS
Sep 12, 2004

yeah nigars

JossiRossi posted:

I can only assume this has been linked in the past but it's pretty much the epitome of cleaned NSFW: http://keithschofield.com/diesel/

I always completely loving lose it at the guy chowing down on the corn.

chaos rhames
Feb 25, 2011

You cowards don't even smoke crack


It's interesting to look at the remaining watermarks and seeing where goon's pornography comes from.

Paradox Personified
Mar 15, 2010

SoroScrew


Psalmanazar posted:

It's interesting to look at the remaining watermarks and seeing where goon's pornography comes from.

My USB mouse keeps freezing every few seconds and only [partially] works if the usb dongle is plugged a cm or two in, so on my second attempt for this thread I got as far as GIS'ing a gas nozzle in a car, and various permutations of male masturbation.
I've never willingly scoured the net for just that one perfect dick, changing words around, peering at 1990s-Angelfire reminiscent websites. It felt odd.
I gave up trying to make my mouse work.

Otner
Dec 28, 2011


"Dammit, just spilled milk on my tits AGAIN!"
Or something like that, I imagine her saying.

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Gorilla Codpiece
Sep 13, 2007

Heidely-ho, neighbor!

Russell William Thorpe
Nov 18, 2004


Gorilla Codpiece posted:


O happy dagger!
This is thy sheath;
there rust, and let me die.




And in other news, I think the monsters on this show are starting to get a bit stranger than usual

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Bisquick_Jones
Oct 26, 2007


Only a few images in, and I'm in tears laughing! Amazing work.

Esoteric Scientist
Dec 30, 2011




batmansdrawers
Jan 1, 2006

Y-Y-Y-Yoda

Esoteric Scientist posted:



I'm scared, but what's the original with this one?

Sir_Lagsalot
May 6, 2007

Connection error


Pop!

It was surprisingly hard to find a champagne bottle at that angle.

Chunderstorm
May 9, 2010


legs crossed like a buddhist
smokin' buddha
angry tuna


Sir_Lagsalot posted:

Pop!

It was surprisingly hard to find a champagne bottle at that angle.

Oh god, I wish I hadn't figured out what was going on in this picture.

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owl_pellet
Nov 20, 2005

pleasureman

Sir_Lagsalot posted:

Pop!

It was surprisingly hard to find a champagne bottle at that angle.

And a bottle of Veuve Clicquot no less. Tubgirl is semi-classy.

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