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Harvey Mantaco
Mar 5, 2007

Oh Chris Brown, you can do no wrong.

It was all Rhianna's fault!


Sir_Lagsalot posted:

Pop!

It was surprisingly hard to find a champagne bottle at that angle.

I'm more disgusted at the fact that my brain can pull to the front of my consciousness where that is from faster than anything related to my work, family or hobbies.

Actually, I'm even more disgusted that I could go for a can of yoo-hoo.

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Homeless Wonder
Sep 25, 2005
Not a stupid newbie

Sir_Lagsalot posted:

Pop!

It was surprisingly hard to find a champagne bottle at that angle.


I instantly recognized that, and now I want to kill myself.

ChronicMasticator
Nov 5, 2008

Name:
Cesar, the Murderbear
Known Aliases:
Doug


Sir_Lagsalot posted:

Pop!

It was surprisingly hard to find a champagne bottle at that angle.

Make it rainbow colored and I'll love you.

SealHammer
Jul 3, 2010


Sir_Lagsalot posted:

Pop!

It was surprisingly hard to find a champagne bottle at that angle.

For a moment I just thought it was a bottle of champagne, then I figured out what it was and oh god I can't stop laughing. It must be really good if it's so clean that it can't immediately be identified as something dirty.

Tatum Girlparts
Sep 8, 2011

Do you think you can destroy me with your Nexus? I who served Thuganomics, I who commanded The Cenation, hundreds of years before you were on NXT?

Homeless Wonder posted:

I instantly recognized that, and now I want to kill myself.

I'm seriously angry that I didn't even have a second of 'wait what?'.

These things are always hilarious, especially the crude MSPaint works and all.

Hogburto
Sep 26, 2005

BASELESS ACCUSATIONS

Sire Oblivion
Apr 22, 2008

Down the Rabbit Hole.


Sir_Lagsalot posted:

Pop!

It was surprisingly hard to find a champagne bottle at that angle.

This is hilarious and loving vile at the same time. God drat.

Esoteric Scientist
Dec 30, 2011


batmansdrawers posted:

I'm scared, but what's the original with this one?

This one's from a fisting gallery!

Anyway, have some yoga.

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004



Sir_Lagsalot posted:

Pop!

It was surprisingly hard to find a champagne bottle at that angle.

I haven't seen the original in years but of course I instantly recognized it.

Elijya
May 11, 2005

Could you please continue the petty bickering? I find it most intriguing.

Sir_Lagsalot posted:

Pop!

It was surprisingly hard to find a champagne bottle at that angle.

I propose that this image be spread, and it should be posted on the facebook pages for people's weddings, graduations, birthdays and the like.

Taffer
Oct 15, 2010

She was in the mood, making silly faces; silly bands on her wrists match the bands on her braces.


Sir_Lagsalot posted:

Pop!

It was surprisingly hard to find a champagne bottle at that angle.

Hahahaha, oh god. I had a full 8 or so seconds of "...what?" then it hit me. Brilliant and horrible.

There are some things you can just never forget.

Anatharon
Aug 6, 2010



Glitterbomber posted:

I'm seriously angry that I didn't even have a second of 'wait what?'.

These things are always hilarious, especially the crude MSPaint works and all.

I agree. If it took me a moment, I'd have felt okay but..

God Of Paradise
Jan 23, 2012

Burn hot and bright because they are coming to snuff you.

Sir_Lagsalot posted:

Pop!

It was surprisingly hard to find a champagne bottle at that angle.

I guess I have seen tub girl too many times. What a trifled away life.

icicle bob
Mar 14, 2008

My name is Gato/I have metal joints/Beat me up/And earn fifteen silver points!

Esoteric Scientist posted:

This one's from a fisting gallery!

Anyway, have some yoga.


People jack off to some sad and distressing poo poo

The Stygian
Feb 7, 2007

Exeggutor?

icicle bob posted:

People jack off to some sad and distressing poo poo

Bondage? Dude some people don't just jack off to it. Some people actually involve themselves in it! And yes, that goes for the female star also!


edit: unless you're talking about yoga in which case yes that is some sad and depressing poo poo

Criminally stylish
Dec 12, 2010

It's totally fine if you want to ride my disco-stick.

icicle bob posted:

People jack off to some sad and distressing poo poo

If you think that is sad and distressing then I have some bad news about the rest of the internet for you, man.

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

Shumpin'


icicle bob posted:

People jack off to some sad and distressing poo poo

She looks like she's having fun

dinozombiesgoRARR
Dec 25, 2010

Momma said knock you out

In my day porn was nice and polite and they'd interview the playmate and find out what her favourite hobbies were and they included articles and we could all pretend it wasn't degrading to anyone after all.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010


Elijya posted:

I propose that this image be spread, and it should be posted on the facebook pages for people's weddings, graduations, birthdays and the like.

It needs to become a stock photo. Has to happen.

\/\/Someone around these parts must work for a stock-photo site.

Ewan
Sep 29, 2008


Quantum of Phallus posted:

It needs to become a stock photo. Has to happen.
A goon project that is actually more realistic than buying an island/aircraft carrier?

icicle bob
Mar 14, 2008

My name is Gato/I have metal joints/Beat me up/And earn fifteen silver points!

The Stygian posted:

Bondage? Dude some people don't just jack off to it. Some people actually involve themselves in it! And yes, that goes for the female star also!


edit: unless you're talking about yoga in which case yes that is some sad and depressing poo poo

I was watching The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo at the time, too

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

tighten up tone down tuen thuen

Sir_Lagsalot posted:

Pop!

It was surprisingly hard to find a champagne bottle at that angle.



Well done, even if I hate you for it.

Big L
Oct 30, 2005

Fedora Emelianenko




Leofish
Aug 20, 2007
100% of your Recommended Daily Intake of Leo. Now with a tangy seafood flavor!

Russell William Thorpe
Nov 18, 2004


You people are messed up

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

We have such sights
to show you.
Come with us.
Taste our pleasures!


Boxy
Feb 21, 2012

Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep!


ID Unavailable
Mar 2, 2012

THIS SOME DAVID LYNCH SHIT, HUH


These threads simultaneously make me laugh and make me wish I knew the source. Although sometimes I DO know the source, and then I feel bad.

Sir_Lagsalot posted:

Pop!

It was surprisingly hard to find a champagne bottle at that angle.

Case in point. You're doing the Lord's work, son.

Grandpas a Racist
Mar 26, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 7 days!


Sir_Lagsalot posted:

Pop!

It was surprisingly hard to find a champagne bottle at that angle.

I was just imagining you masking tub girls poo stream, and thats hilarious.

Also please post that photoshop path.

RizieN
May 15, 2004

and it was still hot.


Grandpas a Racist posted:

I was just imagining you masking tub girls poo stream, and thats hilarious.

Also please post that photoshop path.

CS5's quick selection brush is magic. No loving pen tool masking or tedious non sense.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

tighten up tone down tuen thuen

Bloodfart McCoy posted:



This might be the funniest one in the thread.

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Be polite. Be professional. But be prepared to PARTAYYY!

Talk about a fire crotch!

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012


Bloodfart McCoy posted:



I just keep staring into the background of this picture and thinking about how much I want to go to the beach...also eating peppers.

Howmuch
Apr 29, 2008


ChronicMasticator posted:

Make it rainbow colored and I'll love you.

Quick, dirty and I don't know why the hell I made it.

Sir_Lagsalot
May 6, 2007

Connection error


Grandpas a Racist posted:

I was just imagining you masking tub girls poo stream, and thats hilarious.

Also please post that photoshop path.

RizieN posted:

CS5's quick selection brush is magic. No loving pen tool masking or tedious non sense.

Did it in Paintshop Pro 8, all freehand select and erase brush due to the complex background. Started around the face so I wouldn't have to look at it as long.
Anyway, here's the source - A_touch_of_bubbly.psd

Russell William Thorpe
Nov 18, 2004


Howmuch posted:

Quick, dirty and I don't know why the hell I made it.



One more quickmask around the edges and we've got ourselves a new logo

Kharmakazy
Jul 3, 2007


Wrist Watch
Apr 19, 2011

cheesy anime pizza undresses you with pepperoni eyes



Kharmakazy posted:



I can't tell if the safety glasses are photoshopped in or not. If they are, what kind of dentist needs you to wear safety goggles when they clean your teeth?

This is probably my favorite one so far besides tubchampagne though.

Sgt. Shaved Balls
Sep 6, 2006

The Year Is 2053. Basketball Is Dead.


Kharmakazy posted:



oh dear god

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big mean giraffe
Dec 13, 2003

Eat Shit and Die

Google image searching the image shows the glasses are part of it, which leads me to ask the same question.

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