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Wait that's a woman?
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| # ? May 6, 2012 20:01 |
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All I can think of is JesuOtaku when I look at that picture.
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| # ? May 6, 2012 20:36 |
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Yeah Man posted:All I can think of is JesuOtaku when I look at that picture. JesuOtaku resembles a human being. AHR is a Weeping Angel.
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| # ? May 6, 2012 20:39 |
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DoctorWhat posted:JesuOtaku resembles a human being. AHR is a Weeping Angel. I think you give JesuOtaku too much credit.
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| # ? May 6, 2012 20:41 |
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quote:I consider myself quite geeky, and I have been hanging around role- and boardgame players for almost an year. Most of them are male. Still, not even a little hint of interest from anyone during my entire life. (What? I'm not bitter or anything, you're just imagining things.) quote:Add this troper to the list, too. She's been a lifelong Star Wars, Star Trek, BSG, and professional wrestling fan, and is friends with a boatload of male geeks. Not a one thinks of her as anything other than an "awesome friend". quote:his troper would like to add her name to the list of poor lonely geeky girls. She loves Star Trek, Star Wars, The X-Files, CSI, Law And Order SVU, The Dresden Files, David Eddings, swordfighting, Lord of the Rings, and arguing about politics, religion, and philosophy. (That First Kiss mentioned elsewhere on this page? Ended badly. Very badly. quote:The same for this one. Owns nine consoles, the entire main Final Fantasy series and some spinoffs as well as every Kingdom Hearts game in both English and Japanese, working on an advanced degree, dreams of someday seeing Hagia Sophia, fascinated by organisms like the Cordyceps genus of fungus or the Muraenidae eels and their pharyngeal jaws, speaks three languages, current favorite non-fiction book is "Gender And Power In The Japanese Visual Field," fiction book is Night Watch, has a library exceeding 1000 books including stuff like Sandman and Fables, plus I enjoy preparing historic recipes like cuskynoles, watching Humongous Mecha anime, reading Shakespearean plays (Othello and Hamlet especially) as well as manga like Monster, DOGS Bullets And Carnage, Yotsuba&!, and Violinist of Hameln. Also, GG cups. And I got nothing. What on earth do you want from me, geek menfolks?!
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| # ? May 6, 2012 20:46 |
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Yeah Man posted:All I can think of is JesuOtaku when I look at that picture. What the hell did JesuOtaku do to be compared to AHR?
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| # ? May 6, 2012 20:50 |
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Lance Streetman posted:What the hell did JesuOtaku do to be compared to AHR? For some reason, she just looked like JesuOtaku to me. I dunno.
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| # ? May 6, 2012 20:52 |
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quote:I have asked out 200 something girls; that's 20% of my high school class! I've been stood up 25 times! People tell me that I shouldn't worry about having a girlfriend, that it's all in my game, or that I'm too good for those girls. That's bullshit! To make it worse, this is leading me to crossing several despair event horizons at once. I'm crossing the money, despair, romance, mortality, career, and academic despair event horizons all at once. My grades and health are good, but I'm starting to slip. I have never felt so alone. I can feel this inner voice in me, shouting at me to do yandere things. I'm a kuudere/ borderline yangire/ quiet yandere. To make it worse, my family is all tall people who tell me that it's not my height! Great guy, professional certification, ambition, plenty of time, looking for love, but he's too short. I'm going to die alone. Nobody believes me when I say that I feel really lonely- that I have some serious issues that won't be driven away by a big dose of not admitting I have problems and getting a college degree. Nobody will help me; even the internet is cruel. I tried to get help from the folks at Personality Cafe, and they think I'm a pathetic whiner because I mention that I'm short, which is a really big loving deal in high school, and I almost get banned for looking for a bit of compassion and sympathy! Nobody can understand me. I need a hug and a girlfriend who isn't a bitch. Please respond.
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| # ? May 6, 2012 20:54 |
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Bad Bromance posted:Who the hell keeps track of how many girls they've asked out? Or how many times they've been rejected?
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| # ? May 6, 2012 20:57 |
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Lance Streetman posted:Who the hell keeps track of how many girls they've asked out? Or how many times they've been rejected? Another thing on the subject is ethnic fetishism. Of which I've also not seen any problem. People have also told me, "put yourself in their position, how would you like it if you were racistly fetishized like that"? And I would say I think that's awfully romantic. I'm not as often it seems like attracted to black women, but if I came across this incredibly "white obsessed" lady whom loved whites, Occidental culture, listened to Neoclassical and folk and industrial and Goth, and dressed and spoke elegantly, and wanted to date a white guy because she associated them with those things such as art "classical" music and Opera and Goth and the like, I would have a hard time turning down a person like that on personality basis alone. In fact, I'm starting to get these intense feelings of moe imagining a black girl like this. I imagine her as kind of like black version of Shannon from Umineko no Naku Koro ni. Oh, why can't ladies like that be more common! ... Oh God, in before somebody calls me a stupid racist white nerd bitch. I'm just beginning for it with this post, aren't I? Either for looking like I'm stereotyping or being "racist towards black culture". Who wouldn't or shouldn't be racist to a supposed "black culture" that is basically one gigantic blackface stereotype of surprise sex and murder and misogyny and drug dealing and "no snitching" and baseless arrogance and bad speech and anti-intellectualism and other worthless, animalistic things? It's offensive to call this "black culture". And if this makes me a racist white bitch give me a klan robe.
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| # ? May 6, 2012 21:01 |
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quote:Who wouldn't or shouldn't be racist to a supposed "black culture" that is basically one gigantic blackface stereotype of surprise sex and murder and misogyny and drug dealing and "no snitching" and baseless arrogance and bad speech and anti-intellectualism and other worthless, animalistic things? It's offensive to call this "black culture". And if this makes me a racist white bitch give me a klan robe. Forget the klan robe. At that rate, I reckon they'd throw in the burning cross, an autographed copy of The Turner Diaries and a box of swastika armbands for free.
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| # ? May 6, 2012 21:05 |
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In...fairness?...to AHR, I feel like I should post this:![]() I don't know why you'd want to represent yourself like a banshee when you usually look pretty good. Though, assuming she still doesn't use soap, she probably still stinks.
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| # ? May 6, 2012 21:10 |
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quote:I used to drink other people's blood. quote:Sometimes I hope that a friend I lost contact with is dead
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| # ? May 6, 2012 21:15 |
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Benny the Snake posted:The Hispanic world's contributions to geek culture is smaller than Japan, England, or the US. Save for Guliermo del Toro, I can't think of another Hispanic geek icon.
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| # ? May 6, 2012 21:17 |
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Bad Bromance posted:Someone should tell these people that if they like the taste of blood it means they don't have enough iron in their diet.
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| # ? May 6, 2012 21:19 |
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Patter Song posted:In...fairness?...to AHR, I feel like I should post this: Usually look pretty good? I'd rather sit on a power drill than walk within a mile of that.
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| # ? May 6, 2012 21:20 |
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Big Grunty Secret posted:Usually look pretty good? I'd rather sit on a power drill than walk within a mile of that. Eh, she's nowhere near good looking but I've seen worse. The first picture was terrifying, though.
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| # ? May 6, 2012 21:24 |
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quote:After being treated like a stalker by a girl I had some interest in for simply having an interest (I know it's impossible for me to prove this online, but...) and having her not tell me that she felt uncomfortable and not telling me that anything was wrong at all, instead going to some of my friends and complaining to them about it... Well, I wrote the most violent scene in my book so far... A guy gets his face burned off with a very strong enzyme made to recycle organic material and then curb stomped. Granted, the guy deserved it, but I'd imagine a lot of my friends and family could never have seen an event like that coming in something I would write. I've been treating my main character rather badly for similar reasoning as well, even though the majority of my story is already planned out, at least the major direction everything will take. quote:This troper is very, very ready to invoke If You Ever Do Anything To Hurt Her, but has yet to find the chance to do it when the offending party is alone. A girl (a Vitriolic Best Bud who is slowly losing more and more favour with this troper) is dating a good buddy of hers. Now, said girl is revealing herself to be quite the horny whore, and sadly she's slowly infecting her boyfriend. To top it all off, said girl is egging on another good friend of this troper's (who's becoming a Dogged Nice Guy at the same rate as this troper hating the girl more and more). This troper doesn't like this. So, as soon as she gets the chance, she's going to take the girl aside and threaten to break into her house, bind and gag her, torture her with papercuts in the webs of her hands and lemon juice (or something equally painful), bash her head in with whatever books she can get a hold of, rip up and burn her "designer" apparel and accessories while she's conscious, and then hang her upside down from her ceiling if she emotionally hurts both or either one of them. She may improvise more, and say it like Heath Ledger's rendition of the Joker to instill more fear.
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| # ? May 6, 2012 21:24 |
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Patter Song posted:I don't know why you'd want to represent yourself like a banshee when you usually look pretty good. Though, assuming she still doesn't use soap, she probably still stinks. '
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| # ? May 6, 2012 21:25 |
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Bad Bromance posted:unstablenutjobs.txt might've been a better name, good god what is this
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| # ? May 6, 2012 21:28 |
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Bad Bromance posted:Another thing on the subject is ethnic fetishism. Of which I've also not seen any problem. People have also told me, "put yourself in their position, how would you like it if you were racistly fetishized like that"? And I would say I think that's awfully romantic. I'm not as often it seems like attracted to black women, but if I came across this incredibly "white obsessed" lady whom loved whites, Occidental culture, listened to Neoclassical and folk and industrial and Goth, and dressed and spoke elegantly, and wanted to date a white guy because she associated them with those things such as art "classical" music and Opera and Goth and the like, I would have a hard time turning down a person like that on personality basis alone. In fact, I'm starting to get these intense feelings of moe imagining a black girl like this. I imagine her as kind of like black version of Shannon from Umineko no Naku Koro ni. Oh, why can't ladies like that be more common! I'd love a black girl who acted like a caricature of a white person! Ergo ipsum factum reductum lex loci I am no racist!
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| # ? May 6, 2012 21:33 |
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People evaluating AHR's appearance posted:blah blah she's ugly/blah blah she's normal Guys, please stop getting weird and goony about how tropers look. Whether or not you find AHR's looks attractive or repulsive pales in comparison to the fact that she is, by her own admission, a crazy surprise sex fetishist who never bathes. It also makes you sound like tropers. Unless they're making themselves out to be total idiots (see: Rottweiler's trenchcoat and katana) or huge creeps (see: Cakman's weird face webcam series), there's not a lot of point in dogpiling onto a picture unless you've come up with some really sick burn. It's reaching, and it's getting pretty circle-jerky and unfunny. Those pictures in the OP aren't funny because the tropers in question are ugly or generally unattractive (well, not only because of that), they're funny mostly because they make it obvious that Tropers don't know how to dress or how to behave like sane people.
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| # ? May 6, 2012 21:38 |
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quote:I've slowly moved away from the idea that women don't really like sex and only participate in it out of love or personal gain, to that they could like it, but they need a lot of controlled variables. quote:At times I suffer from ED. And it sucks.
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| # ? May 6, 2012 21:46 |
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Speaking of pictures, has anybody ever seen a photograph of Chagen? There's one on his ED page.
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| # ? May 6, 2012 21:46 |
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Bad Bromance posted:I'm so sorry for this guy's sock.
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| # ? May 6, 2012 21:49 |
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Metal Loaf posted:Speaking of pictures, has anybody ever seen a photograph of Chagen? There's one on his ED page. Good to see he has the creepystache though.
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| # ? May 6, 2012 21:51 |
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quote:I've slowly moved away from the idea that women don't really like sex and only participate in it out of love or personal gain, to that they could like it, but they need a lot of controlled variables. For instance, you could put a woman in a little cage in a lab, and then give her an electric shock every time she would refuse to have sex with you until she changes her mind. After all It's Not surprise sex if You enarrrrgh god I can't bring myself to complete this sentence Wait, why is that article still even there? Weren't all the titles that read like "surprise sex is okay if XYZ, ha ha just kidding or are we" supposed to have been wiped out?
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| # ? May 6, 2012 21:55 |
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Update on Knight of Lolicon - apparently, it's so baffling and badly-written that even a native Spanish-speaker aware of the title and premise isn't sure whether it's celebrating paedophilia or not. I believe his conclusion was "it's probably creepy, but who the hell would be able to read through and comprehend enough of it to find out for sure?".
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| # ? May 6, 2012 21:57 |
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MoonwalkInvincible posted:Guys, please stop getting weird and goony about how tropers look. Whether or not you find AHR's looks attractive or repulsive pales in comparison to the fact that she is, by her own admission, a crazy surprise sex fetishist who never bathes. It also makes you sound like tropers. Crazy. surprise sex fetishist. Who never. Bathes.
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| # ? May 6, 2012 21:58 |
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quote:I think I have a fetish for being treated like a baby. quote:Hey, I know we probably don't wanna go back to this, but does anyone else think my having to wear diapers might be the cause of my paraphilic infantilism? quote:being punched in the guts is my [fetish] Aondeug posted:Eh I got a few of them. Though mine can place me in "SICK gently caress WHO SHOULD DIE" categories. Don't really notice that with piss fetishism. More "Eww...that's gross". But not outright "You're a monster". They didn't mention it here but they're also a pedophile! The poor persecuted surprise sex pedophiles
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| # ? May 6, 2012 22:01 |
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I'm totally agreeing with what Moonwalk said. AHR is a creepy, unwashed, surprise sex fetishist with a persecution complex, pedophile, lovely artist who accuses people who get mad at creepy fucks who hit on 15 year olds of being morally condescending, smug prudes, dates the most obnoxious person in the world, reads news stories about surprise sex incidents and imagines what porn of them would be like and defended a story where a little girl gets raped. Those things are more worthy of being mocked than her pictures of herself. Though, I could totally tell it was a picture of a troper right away. The pictures she posted of herself making scary-rear end grins were pretty creepy too.
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| # ? May 6, 2012 22:06 |
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I'm not saying she's ugly, I'm saying that she posted a loving retarded picture of herself. Don't give a poo poo how she looks, just care that her photo screams troper. E: To be fair though y'all are getting a bit goony when you start discussing whether she's attractive or ugly when before people literally had to tell her to shower. But poo poo man that photo looked like she wants to eat me.
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| # ? May 6, 2012 22:21 |
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Namtab posted:I'm not saying she's ugly, I'm saying that she posted a loving retarded picture of herself. Oh, that's what? Well spotted. I definitely couldn't figure out what she was saying.
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| # ? May 6, 2012 22:31 |
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Namtab posted:E: To be fair though y'all are getting a bit goony when you start discussing whether she's attractive or ugly when before people literally had to tell her to shower.
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| # ? May 6, 2012 22:39 |
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I'm embarrassed of this thread. I mean, really, can we stop ragging on her physical appearance? All that matters is the ugly on the inside. If you absolutely need to do this, there's an Awkward and Ugly Thread you can post in.
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| # ? May 6, 2012 22:50 |
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At this point we need to stop ragging on people for ragging on people's attractiveness.
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| # ? May 6, 2012 22:55 |
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Chwoka posted:At this point we need to stop ragging on people for ragging on people's attractiveness. Next we'll need to stop ragging on people for ragging on people for ragging on people's attractiveness, and so forth. It's a ragception, and we must go deeper!
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| # ? May 6, 2012 22:59 |
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So much ragging. Jesus, we're harsh.
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| # ? May 6, 2012 23:04 |
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Hey guys, remember that Colonel McBadass guy? The one who told Lola that she shouldn't have a problem with adults wanting to surprise sex her, called her "biased" and Roland Jones then commented on this.Roland Jones posted:Okay, this guy? This guy right here? This guy is a horrible person and needs to be put on a watchlist or something. He's in full-support of having sex with kids, to the point that he is telling a kid that she should not have any problems with an adult wanting to have sex with her. Nothing has made me want to break the prime directive more than this scumbag right here; someone needs to arrest him. I am more angry and disgusted now than at any point in the past reading these threads. He is, I repeat, telling a fifteen year old girl that her being against adults having sex with kids like her is "bias". Yes, dirtbag, most people tend to be biased against being raped; it's just that you're such a horrible piece of garbage that you can't realize it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTh2RRFe9aE I don't know where to start.
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Celery Face posted:Hey guys, remember that Colonel McBadass guy? The one who told Lola that she shouldn't have a problem with adults wanting to surprise sex her, called her "biased" and Roland Jones then commented on this. Oh god his face
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