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Impatient Skype JO
Nov 26, 2011

leave a sign ... something witchy

you posted:

your text here

Dark Souls posted:

imminent beating to a pulp


Holy poo poo, it's the Paedocaust IV: A New Hope. And The Dark Eric Draven's already showed up in the comments.

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Scorched Spitz
Dec 12, 2011


That is the face of a man who hungers for nothing but underage girls and fried twinkies.

CommanderCoffee
Feb 27, 2011

Ladies.


Celery Face posted:

Hey guys, remember that Colonel McBadass guy? The one who told Lola that she shouldn't have a problem with adults wanting to surprise sex her, called her "biased" and Roland Jones then commented on this.

He made a video responding to this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTh2RRFe9aE
I don't know where to start.

Watched the first three seconds, started cracking up. How can you say that seriously? gently caress the humans.

Mister Morn
Feb 9, 2012

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Celery Face posted:

Hey guys, remember that Colonel McBadass guy? The one who told Lola that she shouldn't have a problem with adults wanting to surprise sex her, called her "biased" and Roland Jones then commented on this.

He made a video responding to this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTh2RRFe9aE
I don't know where to start.

I tried several times to type up a response to this video, but my brain decided that it would rather glaze over than hear anything this guy had to say. I guess the only response is "proof that not everyone should be on the internet."

CommanderCoffee
Feb 27, 2011

Ladies.


"You stop being a kid when you're thirteen"

THIS GUY NEEDS TO BE PUT ON THE FBI'S MOST WANTED LIST

Adelheid
Mar 29, 2010

You can't hit me.
I have the power of dreams.


Celery Face posted:

Hey guys, remember that Colonel McBadass guy? The one who told Lola that she shouldn't have a problem with adults wanting to surprise sex her, called her "biased" and Roland Jones then commented on this.

He made a video responding to this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTh2RRFe9aE
I don't know where to start.

I was not actually able to watch this. I started it up, saw the face, heard the words "Statutory surprise sex," and closed it there. My mind was not prepared for that to continue.

angrytech
Jun 26, 2009


Celery Face posted:

Hey guys, remember that Colonel McBadass guy? The one who told Lola that she shouldn't have a problem with adults wanting to surprise sex her, called her "biased" and Roland Jones then commented on this.

He made a video responding to this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTh2RRFe9aE
I don't know where to start.

Tag in.
I'll address each of the points he outlines at the beginning of his video, even though he doesn't address them himself

"They're gender biased":
He doesn't touch on this, but I'm guessing he's pulling out the "Older women never get punished" thing we hear all the time. I'm not even going to get into it because that's obviously not true, and even if it were, it's a failure of the judicial system, not statutory surprise sex laws.
"They make people's decisions for them":
Children are unable to give legal consent. Period. Full Stop. Children do not have the mental or emotional capacity to understand the consequences of their actions, and are especially susceptible to being manipulated or threatened by people who are in positions of power. It just so happens that while there may theoretically be minors who are legally capable of consent, our legal system has decided that it's far more beneficial for us to create a blanket ban. His video makes him look like he's in his late teens, so I doubt that he's really conscious of how much more he has left to mature.
"Throw people in jail when the people aren't even committing the loving crime": I think he's just mad because this is a personal thing for him maybe I don't really know what the gently caress he's trying to say. The way he gets increasingly worked up is really kind of creepy, dude is working himself into a rage as the video goes on.

Can we get a refresher on his creepiness because I don't want to imply that he's a pedophile unless we have some quotes to back it up.
Also, now that I think about it, his insistence that childhood ends at 12 is just loving ridiculous and points to him being young himself because holy poo poo if anyone tries to tell me that a 14-year-old isn't a child(newsflash: a child is anyone who isn't an adult), I'm going to slowly back away.

ninjaedit: I'm not responding to him, I just want to throw some thoughts out there for goons to agree/disagree with.

PaleBlueDot
Feb 13, 2012

All the way from
Transylvania


No seriously, this is a joke right? Some elaborate ARG thing, and in the sequel video, slenderman comes in and does his slendything and we all cheer. Creepy, sharp-dressed dude wins, creepy pedophile loses, we all win. Hahaha, good one guys. Really caught me off guard there

...

It's in earnest, isn't it?

Jygallax
Oct 17, 2011

Every human being deserves respect. Even if if they are a little different.

I don't know about y'all, but I was jumping on her for never going outside, by the look of her skin.

Anyways, yeah, let's stop this derail.

Patter Song
Mar 26, 2010

Hereby it is manifest that during the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that condition which is called war; and such a war as is of every man against every man.

Hmm...Youtube link...let's see what's going on here...



Troper.wmv posted:

These laws are completely hosed and anyone who supports them is a loving retard. And you can quote me on that.



This guy. This loving guy.

angrytech
Jun 26, 2009


Roland Jones, you may want to consider locking your doors and checking your car for explosives. This dude is creepy.
Holy poo poo. The "Related Videos"

So uhh I found this comment on youtube:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKuUPm38Rfo posted:

This dumb loving bitch thinks he's the poo poo, thinks his poem's gonna be the next internet hit. He doesn't see how low any sane person views him, and if I ever find that bitch, I'll hand his rear end to him, his bitch rear end gets hosed every day, in his cheap poo poo barn right in the loving hay, by his brothers who throw him the gently caress down, they gently caress him in the rear end while he's laughing like a clown. He loves it when they're rough, he just can't get enough, of the feeling when his pussy rear end gets stuffed.

REDDDDSKULL 2 weeks ago 7

Jygallax
Oct 17, 2011

Every human being deserves respect. Even if if they are a little different.

Woah, holy poo poo. So that guy is a troper?...and Eddie says he can't find the pedophiles...

CommanderCoffee
Feb 27, 2011

Ladies.


Pasty Pedophile posted:

Statutory surprise sex is not surprise sex!

Sure it isn't buddy. Next you'll want to tell me that the Big Dipper is a constellation, or that Something Awful is a bad place.

Can we get a cop to arrest him?

Jygallax
Oct 17, 2011

Every human being deserves respect. Even if if they are a little different.

lolarobin posted:

How DARE I not want to have older men make advances on me! I'm such a prude!
Lolacat?

Celery Face
Feb 18, 2012


Yep, that's her.

lolarobin posted:

You're probably just mad because I got you banned, you hideous rear end in a top hat.

Adrastus
Apr 1, 2012

by toby


CommanderCoffee posted:


Can we get a cop to arrest him?

Woah there tiger, 'look, don't touch', remember? The man hadn't committed any crime (yet), so if you called the police, what would you tell them? Some pasty over-weight nerd on the internet has bad opinions?

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

... all the pronouns


angrytech posted:

Holy poo poo. The "Related Videos"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzHo...&feature=relmfu

Yeah guys, use your words. Be good with them and use them to be good.

e: His response to youtube commenters.

quote:

Old man, I told to you CHILL THE gently caress OUT AND I DO NOT APPRECIATE BEING IGNORED! I'm gonna NUKE! your HOUSE! from ORBIT! Where's the button!? Where's that Goddamn button!? Get the gently caress off of me! That's an order! Let go, you fuckers! You're dead, Grandpa! You've hosed with me for the last time! You won't have a single loving... CELL left when I'm done with you!

ForeverBWFC
Oct 19, 2011

Oh, the lads! You should've seen 'em running!
Ask 'em why and they reply the Bolton Boys are coming! All the lads and lasses, smiles upon their faces,

WALKING DOWN THE MANNY ROAD, TO SEE THE BURNDEN ACES!


Dear God... gently caress this guy. I cannot believe he is sincere about "Ceasing to be a kid after the age of twelve", and then he makes it out as if that's the most obvious thing in the world. I don't, and can't, believe this guy isn't trolling.

CommanderCoffee
Feb 27, 2011

Ladies.


Adrastus posted:

Woah there tiger, 'look, don't touch', remember? The man hadn't committed any crime (yet), so if you called the police, what would you tell them? Some pasty over-weight nerd on the internet has bad opinions?

Fair enough. Just, Jesus, I can't believe he can spew this poo poo and think he's morally above the crowd.

WeaponGradeSadness
Dec 27, 2010

The Napoleon of Crime


Celery Face posted:

Hey guys, remember that Colonel McBadass guy? The one who told Lola that she shouldn't have a problem with adults wanting to surprise sex her, called her "biased" and Roland Jones then commented on this.

He made a video responding to this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTh2RRFe9aE
I don't know where to start.

Redmercer, I love you.

redmercer, in the comments of the video posted:

Nigga look like a condom full of Crisco

Acetaldehyde
Nov 16, 2009

Screw destiny. Right in the face.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mji1...ure=context-chv

You might want to watch out Roland, or McBadass is gonna cane you "hard and fast".

ForeverBWFC
Oct 19, 2011

Oh, the lads! You should've seen 'em running!
Ask 'em why and they reply the Bolton Boys are coming! All the lads and lasses, smiles upon their faces,

WALKING DOWN THE MANNY ROAD, TO SEE THE BURNDEN ACES!


Careful Roland, this could be you next:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQsH...&feature=relmfu

Impatient Skype JO
Nov 26, 2011

leave a sign ... something witchy

you posted:

your text here

Dark Souls posted:

imminent beating to a pulp


Acetaldehyde posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mji1...ure=context-chv

You might want to watch out Roland, or McBadass is gonna cane you "hard and fast".

Or, in his words:

quote:

"You think this is something? Give me a full minute, and a gaggle of schoolgirls(Japanese, preferably.) and see how many asses I can whup! In a good way, of course."

Metal Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

We can wander selfishly in the universe, destroy whatever we like... Eat delicious food... And drink delicious likka!


quote:

Old man, I told to you CHILL THE gently caress OUT AND I DO NOT APPRECIATE BEING IGNORED! I'm gonna NUKE! your HOUSE! from ORBIT! Where's the button!? Where's that Goddamn button!? Get the gently caress off of me! That's an order! Let go, you fuckers! You're dead, Grandpa! You've hosed with me for the last time! You won't have a single loving... CELL left when I'm done with you!

Heh heh. You know what that reminds me of? The guy from the Greatest Freak Out Ever videos.

"I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND EAT YOUR FIRST. BORN. CHILD!"

Valex
Nov 28, 2009

~*fabulous*~


Acetaldehyde posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mji1...ure=context-chv

You might want to watch out Roland, or McBadass is gonna cane you "hard and fast".

Description posted:

Give me a full minute, and a gaggle of schoolgirls(Japanese, preferably.)

Ahaha this guy is such a loving loser

e;fb

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011

Four Brain Food Lunches and a Coke. ...and some dry white toast.



gently caress, at this point I think we don't even need FE to ban dudes defending literary pedophilia. Even just banning dudes who literally and explicitly hit on minors, or express desire to have sex with real-life minors, would be a Godsend. Why is it so hard for Fast Eddie to put "defends right for adults to have sex with 13-year-olds in the real world" and "not appropriate for a family-friendly site" together? This isn't even 2+2=4, it's 1=1.

Adrastus
Apr 1, 2012

by toby


Acetaldehyde posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mji1...ure=context-chv

You might want to watch out Roland, or McBadass is gonna cane you "hard and fast".

Hahaha oh my god

I never thought we'd ever stumble upon another 'unique' individual on the internet that's nearly as funny as DemoniusX, and yet, here he is.

Video Description' posted:

You think this is something? Give me a full minute, and a gaggle of schoolgirls(Japanese, preferably.) and see how many asses I can whup! In a good way, of course.

I don't care if he's just parodying maladjusted nerds or genuinely one of them, I love him.

Metal Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

We can wander selfishly in the universe, destroy whatever we like... Eat delicious food... And drink delicious likka!


Unless I'm misreading it, in the comments for that video he uses that great Captain America, "No, you move," line to defend his position.

Incoherence
May 22, 2004

Should I tell her she's gorgeous, or would she find that creepy? Maybe I could tell her I admire her poise -- but then she might think I don't have any personality!

Celery Face posted:

He made a video responding to this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTh2RRFe9aE
I don't know where to start.
I'm not sure whether to die of sadness or laughter.

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

Here you go, buddy!

This dude is great, he's literally the supreme troper

Seer235
May 13, 2011



Hey dude pull your face away from the camera. I didn't know I could feel like someone was invading my personal space over the internet, but you sure as hell made it happen.

Anyways good job A+ would mock again.

DoctorWhat
Nov 18, 2011

Am I not permitted the occasional moment of melodrama?



HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHH

AHHAHAHAHAH

oh god someone help me im having a strope

i mean a stroke



AAAAAAAAAGH

Roland Jones
Aug 18, 2011

i wasnt scared at all


Celery Face posted:

Hey guys, remember that Colonel McBadass guy? The one who told Lola that she shouldn't have a problem with adults wanting to surprise sex her, called her "biased" and Roland Jones then commented on this.

He made a video responding to this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTh2RRFe9aE
I don't know where to start.

Does this mean I win the thread?

Edit: Man, this is weird. I wasn't expecting any responses or anything to what I said in here; thought you had to pull off either MCAC-level stuff (as in, the review of it, not writing it yourself) or be noticeable and interesting like our Arbiter of Acceptability. Somehow, though, my furious ranting got me my own troper nemesis.

Of course, it had to be a crazy pedophile. I shouldn't be surprised by this.

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

Here you go, buddy!

Roland Jones posted:

Does this mean I win the thread?

Achievement unlocked: Youtube rage video.

We've not had one of those since jasonwills2

angrytech
Jun 26, 2009


Roland Jones posted:

Does this mean I win the thread?

You've attained the highest honor to which a goon can aspire: you've mocked someone so thoroughly that they made a youtube response video.

Thulsa Doom
Jun 20, 2011

Ezekiel 23:20


I will always remember the day when a giant potato descended from the heavens to tell me that statutory surprise sex laws are gender biased.

What the gently caress does that even mean?

Metal Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

We can wander selfishly in the universe, destroy whatever we like... Eat delicious food... And drink delicious likka!



He is Chris-Chan.

Tropers are Chris-Chan.

Urdnot Fire
Feb 13, 2012



Ambiguatron posted:

I will always remember the day when a giant potato descended from the heavens to tell me that statutory surprise sex laws are gender biased.

What the gently caress does that even mean?

They only pick on the male pedos!

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

... all the pronouns


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4skR...feature=related

There's something almost erotic about it, in the worst way possible. "Kick that son of a bitch maimer's rear end so HHAARGD..."

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angrytech
Jun 26, 2009


SurreptitiousMuffin posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4skR...feature=related

There's something almost erotic about it, in the worst way possible. "Kick that son of a bitch maimer's rear end so HHAARGD..."

This is the loving apogee of "taking the internet too seriously".

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