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Holy poo poo, it's the Paedocaust IV: A New Hope. And The Dark Eric Draven's already showed up in the comments.
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That is the face of a man who hungers for nothing but underage girls and fried twinkies.
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| # ? May 6, 2012 23:18 |
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Celery Face posted:Hey guys, remember that Colonel McBadass guy? The one who told Lola that she shouldn't have a problem with adults wanting to surprise sex her, called her "biased" and Roland Jones then commented on this. Watched the first three seconds, started cracking up. How can you say that seriously? gently caress the humans.
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| # ? May 6, 2012 23:19 |
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Celery Face posted:Hey guys, remember that Colonel McBadass guy? The one who told Lola that she shouldn't have a problem with adults wanting to surprise sex her, called her "biased" and Roland Jones then commented on this. I tried several times to type up a response to this video, but my brain decided that it would rather glaze over than hear anything this guy had to say. I guess the only response is "proof that not everyone should be on the internet."
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| # ? May 6, 2012 23:19 |
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"You stop being a kid when you're thirteen" THIS GUY NEEDS TO BE PUT ON THE FBI'S MOST WANTED LIST
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| # ? May 6, 2012 23:24 |
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Celery Face posted:Hey guys, remember that Colonel McBadass guy? The one who told Lola that she shouldn't have a problem with adults wanting to surprise sex her, called her "biased" and Roland Jones then commented on this. I was not actually able to watch this. I started it up, saw the face, heard the words "Statutory surprise sex," and closed it there. My mind was not prepared for that to continue.
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| # ? May 6, 2012 23:24 |
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Celery Face posted:Hey guys, remember that Colonel McBadass guy? The one who told Lola that she shouldn't have a problem with adults wanting to surprise sex her, called her "biased" and Roland Jones then commented on this. Tag in. I'll address each of the points he outlines at the beginning of his video, even though he doesn't address them himself ![]() "They're gender biased": He doesn't touch on this, but I'm guessing he's pulling out the " "They make people's decisions for them": Children are unable to give legal consent. Period. Full Stop. Children do not have the mental or emotional capacity to understand the consequences of their actions, and are especially susceptible to being manipulated or threatened by people who are in positions of power. It just so happens that while there may theoretically be minors who are legally capable of consent, our legal system has decided that it's far more beneficial for us to create a blanket ban. His video makes him look like he's in his late teens, so I doubt that he's really conscious of how much more he has left to mature. "Throw people in jail when the people aren't even committing the loving crime": I think he's just mad because this is a personal thing for him maybe I don't really know what the gently caress he's trying to say. The way he gets increasingly worked up is really kind of creepy, dude is working himself into a rage as the video goes on. Can we get a refresher on his creepiness because I don't want to imply that he's a pedophile unless we have some quotes to back it up. Also, now that I think about it, his insistence that childhood ends at 12 is just loving ridiculous and points to him being young himself because holy poo poo if anyone tries to tell me that a 14-year-old isn't a child(newsflash: a child is anyone who isn't an adult), I'm going to slowly back away. ninjaedit: I'm not responding to him, I just want to throw some thoughts out there for goons to agree/disagree with.
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No seriously, this is a joke right? Some elaborate ARG thing, and in the sequel video, slenderman comes in and does his slendything and we all cheer. Creepy, sharp-dressed dude wins, creepy pedophile loses, we all win. Hahaha, good one guys. Really caught me off guard there ... It's in earnest, isn't it?
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I don't know about y'all, but I was jumping on her for never going outside, by the look of her skin. Anyways, yeah, let's stop this derail.
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| # ? May 6, 2012 23:30 |
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Hmm...Youtube link...let's see what's going on here...![]() Troper.wmv posted:These laws are completely hosed and anyone who supports them is a loving retard. And you can quote me on that. ![]() This guy. This loving guy.
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| # ? May 6, 2012 23:32 |
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Roland Jones, you may want to consider locking your doors and checking your car for explosives. This dude is creepy. Holy poo poo. The "Related Videos" ![]() So uhh I found this comment on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKuUPm38Rfo posted:This dumb loving bitch thinks he's the poo poo, thinks his poem's gonna be the next internet hit. He doesn't see how low any sane person views him, and if I ever find that bitch, I'll hand his rear end to him, his bitch rear end gets hosed every day, in his cheap poo poo barn right in the loving hay, by his brothers who throw him the gently caress down, they gently caress him in the rear end while he's laughing like a clown. He loves it when they're rough, he just can't get enough, of the feeling when his pussy rear end gets stuffed.
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| # ? May 6, 2012 23:32 |
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Woah, holy poo poo. So that guy is a troper?...and Eddie says he can't find the pedophiles...
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| # ? May 6, 2012 23:35 |
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Pasty Pedophile posted:Statutory surprise sex is not surprise sex! Sure it isn't buddy. Next you'll want to tell me that the Big Dipper is a constellation, or that Can we get a cop to arrest him?
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lolarobin posted:How DARE I not want to have older men make advances on me! I'm such a prude!
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Yep, that's her.lolarobin posted:You're probably just mad because I got you banned, you hideous rear end in a top hat.
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| # ? May 6, 2012 23:38 |
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CommanderCoffee posted:
Woah there tiger, 'look, don't touch', remember? The man hadn't committed any crime (yet), so if you called the police, what would you tell them? Some pasty over-weight nerd on the internet has bad opinions?
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| # ? May 6, 2012 23:39 |
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angrytech posted:Holy poo poo. The "Related Videos" Yeah guys, use your words. Be good with them and use them to be good. e: His response to youtube commenters. quote:Old man, I told to you CHILL THE gently caress OUT AND I DO NOT APPRECIATE BEING IGNORED! I'm gonna NUKE! your HOUSE! from ORBIT! Where's the button!? Where's that Goddamn button!? Get the gently caress off of me! That's an order! Let go, you fuckers! You're dead, Grandpa! You've hosed with me for the last time! You won't have a single loving... CELL left when I'm done with you!
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| # ? May 6, 2012 23:39 |
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Dear God... gently caress this guy. I cannot believe he is sincere about "Ceasing to be a kid after the age of twelve", and then he makes it out as if that's the most obvious thing in the world. I don't, and can't, believe this guy isn't trolling.
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Adrastus posted:Woah there tiger, 'look, don't touch', remember? The man hadn't committed any crime (yet), so if you called the police, what would you tell them? Some pasty over-weight nerd on the internet has bad opinions? Fair enough. Just, Jesus, I can't believe he can spew this poo poo and think he's morally above the crowd.
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Celery Face posted:Hey guys, remember that Colonel McBadass guy? The one who told Lola that she shouldn't have a problem with adults wanting to surprise sex her, called her "biased" and Roland Jones then commented on this. Redmercer, I love you. redmercer, in the comments of the video posted:Nigga look like a condom full of Crisco
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| # ? May 6, 2012 23:42 |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mji1...ure=context-chv You might want to watch out Roland, or McBadass is gonna cane you "hard and fast".
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| # ? May 6, 2012 23:43 |
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Careful Roland, this could be you next: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQsH...&feature=relmfu
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| # ? May 6, 2012 23:47 |
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Acetaldehyde posted:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mji1...ure=context-chv Or, in his words: quote:"You think this is something? Give me a full minute, and a gaggle of schoolgirls(Japanese, preferably.) and see how many asses I can whup! In a good way, of course."
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quote:Old man, I told to you CHILL THE gently caress OUT AND I DO NOT APPRECIATE BEING IGNORED! I'm gonna NUKE! your HOUSE! from ORBIT! Where's the button!? Where's that Goddamn button!? Get the gently caress off of me! That's an order! Let go, you fuckers! You're dead, Grandpa! You've hosed with me for the last time! You won't have a single loving... CELL left when I'm done with you! Heh heh. You know what that reminds me of? The guy from the Greatest Freak Out Ever videos. "I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND EAT YOUR FIRST. BORN. CHILD!"
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Acetaldehyde posted:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mji1...ure=context-chv Description posted:Give me a full minute, and a gaggle of schoolgirls(Japanese, preferably.) Ahaha this guy is such a loving loser e;fb
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| # ? May 6, 2012 23:49 |
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gently caress, at this point I think we don't even need FE to ban dudes defending literary pedophilia. Even just banning dudes who literally and explicitly hit on minors, or express desire to have sex with real-life minors, would be a Godsend. Why is it so hard for Fast Eddie to put "defends right for adults to have sex with 13-year-olds in the real world" and "not appropriate for a family-friendly site" together? This isn't even 2+2=4, it's 1=1.
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Acetaldehyde posted:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mji1...ure=context-chv Hahaha oh my god I never thought we'd ever stumble upon another 'unique' individual on the internet that's nearly as funny as DemoniusX, and yet, here he is. Video Description' posted:You think this is something? Give me a full minute, and a gaggle of schoolgirls(Japanese, preferably.) and see how many asses I can whup! In a good way, of course. I don't care if he's just parodying maladjusted nerds or genuinely one of them, I love him.
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Unless I'm misreading it, in the comments for that video he uses that great Captain America, "No, you move," line to defend his position.
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Celery Face posted:He made a video responding to this:
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This dude is great, he's literally the supreme troper
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| # ? May 6, 2012 23:57 |
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Hey dude pull your face away from the camera. I didn't know I could feel like someone was invading my personal space over the internet, but you sure as hell made it happen. Anyways good job A+ would mock again.
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Namtab posted:This dude is great, he's literally the supreme troper HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHH AHHAHAHAHAH oh god someone help me im having a strope i mean a stroke ![]() AAAAAAAAAGH
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Celery Face posted:Hey guys, remember that Colonel McBadass guy? The one who told Lola that she shouldn't have a problem with adults wanting to surprise sex her, called her "biased" and Roland Jones then commented on this. Does this mean I win the thread? Edit: Man, this is weird. I wasn't expecting any responses or anything to what I said in here; thought you had to pull off either MCAC-level stuff (as in, the review of it, not writing it yourself) or be noticeable and interesting like our Arbiter of Acceptability. Somehow, though, my furious ranting got me my own troper nemesis. Of course, it had to be a crazy pedophile. I shouldn't be surprised by this.
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Roland Jones posted:Does this mean I win the thread? Achievement unlocked: Youtube rage video. We've not had one of those since jasonwills2
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Roland Jones posted:Does this mean I win the thread? You've attained the highest honor to which a goon can aspire: you've mocked someone so thoroughly that they made a youtube response video.
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| # ? May 7, 2012 00:05 |
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I will always remember the day when a giant potato descended from the heavens to tell me that statutory surprise sex laws are gender biased. What the gently caress does that even mean?
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Namtab posted:This dude is great, he's literally the supreme troper He is Chris-Chan. Tropers are Chris-Chan.
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Ambiguatron posted:I will always remember the day when a giant potato descended from the heavens to tell me that statutory surprise sex laws are gender biased. They only pick on the male pedos!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4skR...feature=related There's something almost erotic about it, in the worst way possible. "Kick that son of a bitch maimer's rear end so HHAARGD..."
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SurreptitiousMuffin posted:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4skR...feature=related This is the loving apogee of "taking the internet too seriously".
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