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Rakugoon
Jul 30, 2010

by Y Kant Ozma Post


A Fancy 400 lbs posted:

Even though it's a kinda amazing episode, I want to tie down every pro-war Gundam sperg and show them the last episode of Zeta Gundam until it finally sinks into their tiny brain that Gundam is anti-war.


I hope Marky Mark finds love in the army. Imagine if Beetle Bailey and Sarge got married, only they were drawn like those horrible gross out shots from Flapjack.

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Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011

Four Brain Food Lunches and a Coke. ...and some dry white toast.


Asterid posted:

I'm only on page 35 of "Anime is the Tie that Binds Us" and I can't believe how something so homophobic could be written by someone part of LGBTQ community.

Then again, he's a troper, so it should be expected, but still

If I'm gleaning things properly from Tie that Binds Us/MCAC, the point appears to be that the writer is gay but does everything in his power to distance himself from the LGBTQ community, because he seems fixated on being "Straight Gay" and rejecting the whole concept of queer unity on any level. If his self-insert character (a completely straight-acting gay guy who's told by queer activists that he can't be gay) is at all accurate, I'm guessing he has a preoccupation with passing as straight, which apparently includes bigotry against queer sexualities/gender identities (his treatment of trans issues ranges from bizarre to shameful).

Yeah, this is a little armchair-psychologist, but when you write something as offensive as MCAC, I can't really feel for you.

MadRhetoric
Feb 18, 2011

I POSSESS QUESTIONABLE TASTE IN TOUHOU GAMES


Namtab posted:

I've already spotted the touhou reference

Two (sup, Admiral China Meiling Mei Lin), and at least one title is done Touhou song style.

And it never hurts to go back to a throwback with shitthatdidnthappen.txt. A lot of the time now Tropers are just banal or rage inducing. A little bit of levity is necessary amongst so much

Count Chocula
Dec 25, 2011

WE HAVE TO CONTROL OUR ENVIRONMENT
IF YOU SEE ME POSTING OUTSIDE OF THE AUSPOL THREAD PLEASE TELL ME THAT I'M MISSED AND TO START POSTING AGAIN


MadRhetoric posted:

Two (sup, Admiral China Meiling Mei Lin), and at least one title is done Touhou song style.

And it never hurts to go back to a throwback with shitthatdidnthappen.txt. A lot of the time now Tropers are just banal or rage inducing. A little bit of levity is necessary amongst so much

Maybe we must not focus on the Tropers but on the Tropes themselves.

Unfortunately, I'm worried about getting sucked in. But you can pick anything you like and find a creepy trope about it.

like so:

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DarkSouls Dark Souls is a great action RPG. the trope list is mostly GAMEPLAY TROPE, GAMEPLAY TROPE, EXAGGERATED DESCRIPTION OF HOW HARD THE GAME IS, CREEPINESS

quote:

"Cute Monster Girl: Quelaag and her sister, leaning very heavily towards the "monster" side of things. Priscilla counts as well."

Quelaag is half-spider, half-naked lady. Or as they say it later,

quote:

Quelaag provides both Fanservice and Fan Disservice, considering she's half-naked human woman, half-hideous giant spider.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FanNickname lists a bunch of cutesy names I haven't heard anyone use.

Cute Monster Girl is another helping of wrong:

TVTropes posted:

Some girls like
To dress like a witch
Some girls like
To dress like a queen
Best way a girl
Can dress for me
Is in a Goblin suit
(They look so cute...)
— Frank Zappa, Goblin Girl

Any "exotic" being (alien, monster, robot, demon, ghost, etc.) bearing a strong resemblance to an attractive human female, sometimes when she doesn't necessarily have to.

This trope comes in several varieties:

The result of a common form of Bizarre Sexual Dimorphism in fiction, in which the female members of a nonhuman species are much more attractive/less monstrous than the males.
A "cute" female version of a previously-existing monster, sometimes with the original monster having been female to start with (see Gorgeous Gorgons).
A Half-Human Hybrid of said monster that happens to be female. And cute.
An original creation, subject to the same visual conventions as above.

Female One Gender Races are typically these. Very rarely, you will get a Cute Monster Guy (although this is much more common with vampires), and assume that if there is a Monster mash, the few female member(s) will be Cute Monster Girls.

Cute Monster Girls are seen as somewhat troubling by some, since they imply (especially Type 1) that the males of an intelligent species can look like whatever they want, but the females must always be attractive to male humans (because Men Need Martians!). Beyond that it suggests that male monsters should be killed, while the females should be felled in a different way.

Cute Monster Girls are often the mothers of Half-Human Hybrid, while monstrous females rarely are. May be a subset of Stripperiffic, and may therefore contribute to the alienation of some women from genre fandom.

Related to Moe Anthropomorphism and Gijinka in Fan Art circles. Often subject to Fantastic Arousal. Might often also be a Cute Alien Girl and/or Cute Humanoid Animal Girl. See also youkai.

For the male equivalent, see You Sexy Beast.

SALT CURES HAM
Jan 3, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!


A Fancy 400 lbs posted:

Even though it's a kinda lovely episode, I want to tie down every pro-war Gundam sperg and show them the last episode of 08th MS Team until it finally sinks into their tiny brain that Gundam is anti-war.

The entirety of Gundam 0080, more like. The series has exactly two action scenes and one of them is soul-crushingly depressing in context.

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011

Four Brain Food Lunches and a Coke. ...and some dry white toast.


On the subject of throwbacks, a friend of mine mentioned a few weeks back that she'd found something terrifying on her hard drive: a story Rotty sent her back in the day that's straightforward Rottweiler-authored furry vore porn, complete with gory dispatching of "prey" and a lot of nattering about how humans were evil and weak for not effectively culling the weak from their number. I've only got the few excerpts she shared, and I know it's not actually TVTropes-y (since I'm pretty sure it dates from before TVT even existed), but if people want to see it I'll share what I have. (Fair warning: much like Rottweiler's wardrobe, it's pretty grody.)

The Triumphant
Sep 2, 2011

Yeah, I've seen Robocop. Bitches, leave.

Why do you even need to ask if we want to see it? Of course we do.

Scorched Spitz
Dec 12, 2011


Might as well. It's not like Rotty can claim he was playing us all for chumps again.

Zerilan
Jan 11, 2008

You can't always run from what scares ya.


Namtab posted:

E: Just so we're not contentless, I should inform you all that my next big project is every troper writing contest ever. I fear for my immortal soul/boredom threshold

The best(worst?) part is that by the time you finish all the previous contests, the entries for their current one should be public too.

Eggie
Aug 15, 2010

Something ironic, I'm certain


Count Chocula posted:

Cute Monster Girl is another helping of wrong:

I'll dig into this one. Might also check out You Sexy Beast.

quote:

A throughly creepy version of this trope arises in the 2001 version of Planet of the Apes. All of the characters playing apes were made to look like gorillas, chimps, etc. Helena Bonham Carter, on the other hand, looked... well, like Helena Bonham Carter in chimp make-up, eyeshadow, and lipstick. She and the other female chimps (including one played by Tim Burton's ladyfriend Lisa Marie) even had humanlike eyebrows, which was thoroughly bizarre to see on a chimpanzee face. In attempting to make the female apes more realistic, they only made them more attractive. Contributing to the weirdness of the situation, she spent the entire movie flirting with the male human lead.

* And then he kisses her at the end!

This is creepy, but that last bit is linked to Squick at least.

quote:

In The Howling, the werewolves are giant, long-snouted and frightening, but when Dee Wallace turns into one, it's cute and fluffy like Benji.

That's just wonderful. You indirectly associated Benji with sexual attraction. That would be a horrible Benji film.

quote:

Pokémon has Gardevoir and Lopunny. Which, it should be noted, look the same regardless if it is male or female.

Stop having sex with your Pokemon!

quote:

Pokegirls is built on this.

I've been to that thread, and the only thing Pokegirls are built on is surprise sex.

quote:

All orcs in Dominic Deegan look close enough to humans to be mutually attractive once you get past the Cute Little Fangs (played straight with Luna, who is fully human and has fangs) and, yes, the green skin. This applies to both male and female orcs, however, so it's partly justified.

There's another surprise sex joke in here somewhere.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

I could hear the roots of loneliness creeping through me when the world was hushed at four o'clock in the morning


This thread is certified ACCEPTABLE. Good OP.

So let's look at how tropers are taking that whole "culling creepy tropes" business, because it's so bloody important that things like "black bra and panties" stay.

feotakahari posted:

I hate to trim "creepy" examples, since they're usually funny as hell, but if that's what it takes to keep these pages around, I'll do it. (I am still bitter about when Unbirthing got cut, and I refuse to lose any more pages that describe intentionally recurring Porn Tropes. Humor is optional, but comprehensiveness isn't [at least not in any wiki worthy of the name], and deviant pornography has tropes just like any other genre.)

Edit: To clarify, I'm not defending any specific page that was recently cut. O-Ring Orifice is an objective trope, but it can be covered as a subsection of Anatomically Impossible Sex, and most of the rest of that stuff seems outside our current mission statement. I'm just worried about future cuts.

What is unbirthing? Let me google that up

Oh Internet posted:

Unbirthing is the odd paraphilia involving an individual wanting to crawl back into (or be swallowed by) the female genitalia and be re-gestated before ostensibly being expelled after some period of time. This is sort of not very possible IRL, so it's limited to the realm of fanfiction and art.

Unbirthing fetishes are most commonly found in the furry community for whatever reason. (No one is surprised.)

Ahhahahahahhahah oh gently caress how does this fetish even work

What's O-Ring orifice? It apparently got deleted.

O-Ring Orifice posted:

The human body is such a fascinating piece of work; its muscles, skin and tissue are able to flex, bend, and stretch to impressive lengths without permanent injury ... as long as they're worked slowly, that is.

You see, unlike other materials such as rubber, human flesh doesn't have a set elasticity to it, and needs to be conditioned to stretch, bend and deform past its initial limits without risk of tearing, and even then, you risk permanently deforming them so that they can never go back to their initial stretchiness. Even if someone has a "natural" double-jointedness, he or she still must work over those joints and tendons regularly at controlled intervals to stay as limber as needed. In a porno, this is applied to the various orifices that are used during intercourse; Try to force an object too big for your "holes" without conditioning said orifices to handle it, and you risk tearing the inner walls and causing significant internal injuries.

Of course, actually looking at a porno, you'd never realize this; both the guys and the girls seem to have rubber O-rings or rubber bands in place of their actual orifices, able to stretch easily to accommodate whatever is shoved into them without injury, yet stay as tight as needed, and returning to their base elasticity and form within minutes of being "unstuffed". Oh, sure, they may scream when something exceedingly large is worked into them, but they're never really in any pain or danger, and those supposed "screams" of agony will quickly turn to cries of ecstasy after a while.

Also, if the object is not only thick but also long, there's no worry about impalement, either; the belly will just deform into the shape of the object as if the entire body were made of rubber, even shifting around so that they are literally skewered through with no problem (for some of the more extreme examples, though, this part of the trope is usually kept to the realm of fantasy and h-doujins). In reality, depending on your body makeup, anything longer than a few inches runs the risk of puncturing something.

In simpler terms, for all of those porn makers who use this trope, Artistic License - Biology. The human body is a complex organism that requires constant care to avoid injury; it is not an inflatable doll. Also, there is (drawn) porn ("guro") which averts this trope, does not fail biology forever, and presents all the unfortunate consequences.

See also: Anatomically Impossible Sex. May be a hidden subtrope of Strong As They Need To Be.

While extreme insertions ARE indeed possible in real life (Google that phrase. Or don't. Your choice), it does take practice (and a bit of relaxation, or some muscle relaxant use). This is a case of Not Quite Truth in Television. Also, the text in this page is spoiler-marked for your own mental health.

Examples:

Anime & Manga

Cute little fairies that don't explode when humans do painful-looking things to them are often subject to this trope; this is often handwaved by saying that fairies, not being human, are a lot more flexible. []

Subverted by a third party book of sex magic for D&D in which the mage who created the perfect magical lubricant was arrested, law enforcement having found the twisted and broken bodies of many fairies in his home. The lubricant, on the other hand, did allow for the first successful crossbreeding of halfling and ogre.

Oh, it's something that allows "cute little fairies" to be hosed by gigantic penises. Very important trope. Also I'm pretty sure I saw that second "subverted" (gently caress this word) example in the Traditional Games FATAL thread mocking a sex-based tabletop gaming book.

arcsquad 12 posted:

Instead of Cutting threads, wouldn't it just make more sense to lock, do a clean, and then put a disclaimer at the top warning people not to be creepy. If it reverts back to a cesspool, then keep it locked. If not, then keep an eye on it.

One youtube video made by a goon on a vendetta shouldn't be a reason to obliterate a trope, just to keep a close eye on it.

I just think that it is a little silly to start cutting pages due to exterior opinions. Now, it obviously brought to light the issue, but to obliterate something completely just seems excessive.

Conspiracy theoriessssss

And it's silly to cut pages just because they make you look like creepy little paedophiles. God, what silly things we do.

arcsquad 12 posted:

It's a shame that the Troper Tales had to go. Not for the major threads with the moaning, angsting and bragging, but for the smaller threads based around games or films.

It had a great watercooler discussion vibe, shame that the majority wrecked it.

I misread this and though he meant there were games/films made out of troper tales. That would be amazing.

Akagikiba posted:

Fanservice is too broad an idea to be catalogued. If we start troping everything that's sexy, then all the trope pages will be cluttered with sexy tropes instead of more depthful story tropes.

...depthful story tropes?

Mister Morn
Feb 9, 2012

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Making up words to sound smarter ironically makes you sound dumber. For example, the phrase "more depthful" is a dumber way of saying "deeper." What does one expect from tropers, though? All the clean up in the world can't fix the lack of intelligence involved.

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011

Four Brain Food Lunches and a Coke. ...and some dry white toast.


The Triumphant posted:

Why do you even need to ask if we want to see it? Of course we do.

Like I said, it's not precisely on-topic, and I don't want to thread-derail... but if people are cool with it, I'll post that poo poo after work.

Lyrai
Jan 18, 2012



Scorched Spitz posted:

Might as well. It's not like Rotty can claim he was playing us all for chumps again.

Are we allowed to post stories of what people like Rotty have been up to recently if it's still stupid/creepy, and related to TVTropes? Because he's been doing stupid poo poo and trying to act like it's all PART OF HIS MASTER PLAN in irc channels I go for a few days now.

Urdnot Fire
Feb 13, 2012



Lyrai posted:

Are we allowed to post stories of what people like Rotty have been up to recently if it's still stupid/creepy, and related to TVTropes? Because he's been doing stupid poo poo and trying to act like it's all PART OF HIS MASTER PLAN in irc channels I go for a few days now.

Well now I'm definitely interested in this

Count Chocula
Dec 25, 2011

WE HAVE TO CONTROL OUR ENVIRONMENT
IF YOU SEE ME POSTING OUTSIDE OF THE AUSPOL THREAD PLEASE TELL ME THAT I'M MISSED AND TO START POSTING AGAIN


The Saddest Rhino posted:

This thread is certified ACCEPTABLE. Good OP.

So let's look at how tropers are taking that whole "culling creepy tropes" business, because it's so bloody important that things like "black bra and panties" stay.


To be fair, that is one of those reoccurring visual images that seems oddly specific and is fun to try and spot, like 'Fat Sweaty Southern Plantation Owner' (an actual Trope page). I'm sure Tropers made it creepy, though.

If you discuss reoccuring ideas in fiction than you are, according to TV Tropes, engaged in Conversational Troping. It's another one of those 'look how great we are' pages.

Chaltab
Feb 16, 2011

So shocked someone got me an avatar!


A Fancy 400 lbs posted:

Even though it's a kinda lovely episode, I want to tie down every pro-war Gundam sperg and show them the last episode of 08th MS Team until it finally sinks into their tiny brain that Gundam is anti-war.
Wait, what? I got that Gundam was anti-war when I was twelve. (It kind of pissed me off too. I mean, you have these shows about badass fighting robots and your message is the world would be a better place if they stopped!)

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

I could hear the roots of loneliness creeping through me when the world was hushed at four o'clock in the morning


Lyrai posted:

Are we allowed to post stories of what people like Rotty have been up to recently if it's still stupid/creepy, and related to TVTropes? Because he's been doing stupid poo poo and trying to act like it's all PART OF HIS MASTER PLAN in irc channels I go for a few days now.

Do it as long as you don't do creepy internet detective poo poo, like put up his contact info with large neon arrow signs saying "please phone this person up and breathe heavily and see whether he would get turned on"

Because he will be.

Roland Jones
Aug 18, 2011

i wasnt scared at all


The Saddest Rhino posted:

terrible stuff

Really? There's someone mad that unbirthing, a porn trope that, outside the Internet, is almost nonexistent (like, there was that one scene in American Gods, and, uh... I think some mythology maybe) got cut? Yeah, he was definitely masturbating to the page examples. Although we already know that, looking at his own work.

Celery Face
Feb 18, 2012


I bet Rottweiler looked at the wikipedia page for Armin Meiwes many many times.

I did too, but not for the reason that he would.

Lyrai
Jan 18, 2012



Rotty has been in the same IRC channels that I hang out in for a few years now, and he's still the sterling example of humanity and taste that he was on TVtropes. Except he's convinced that everyone on those IRC channels thought he was a swell guy (Except for the transgender person that he repeatedly trolls, tells her she's a horrific abomination, and insists on continuously calling her male) and that this series of threads is why "suddenly my former friends hate me."

So he does the logical, rational thing: Drop off IRC for a few days, then log back on under the same ip, with the same info in the fields, and claim to be a friend of Rotty's. When it's pointed out that he has the same info, he suddenly has to go.

And then today, he logged on and immediately yelled at people for accusing Griffin (That's the name he logged on as) of being Rotty, and that Griffin is really his boyfriend. While most of us are still typing responses, he suddenly says he has to "go have fun with his boyfriend " and then leaves.

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 23, 2008



Yup.


^^^Ahahahaha, never change Rotty you loving nutball.^^^


Chaltab posted:

Wait, what? I got that Gundam was anti-war when I was twelve. (It kind of pissed me off too. I mean, you have these shows about badass fighting robots and your message is the world would be a better place if they stopped!)

Like InShannee said, they can only understand it if it loving hits them over the head with it without any kind of moral ambiguity present.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

I could hear the roots of loneliness creeping through me when the world was hushed at four o'clock in the morning


Doesn't Rottweiler already use "Gryphon" as a nickname in several forums

How is a person so transparently stupid

Young Freud
Nov 25, 2006



paragon1 posted:

Tom, you are a loving moron. One guy with an RPG would take that thing down in seconds. Wouldn't mind seeing two guys fight with them in an arena though.

The thread is dead, long live the thread.

Mobile Suits are all nice and all, but anything over 5 meters on the battlefield is called a target.

This is like the hoverbikes thing again, where Tom's bias towards the big heavy poo poo, like huge caliber rifles and tanks, outweighs the tactical considerations. Speaking of which, I hunted down that thread and there was part where Tom started going on about the heavy machinegun to try to shoot a swarm down. In an urban combat situation. If you know anything about urban warfare, a tank commander unbuttoning the tank is a suicide maneuver, because of snipers and suppression fire. Using a remote turret is better, but a commander's field of vision is condensed into a narrow field of view, which might not be the best thing for whipping around and trying to nail fast-moving targets.

Also, I'm pretty sure that Tom got Mei Lin from Metal Gear Solid.

BTW, where did the OP get that new picture of Rottweiler with a 'stache?

Yeah Man
Oct 9, 2011

And if you had, you know, a huge killer robot at your command, yeah, that would just clutter things up; and a lesser person might want that kind of overwhelming force on their side, but you know - where's the challenge in that?


The Saddest Rhino posted:

Doesn't Rottweiler already use "Gryphon" as a nickname in several forums

How is a person so transparently stupid

He's a troper.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

... all the pronouns


Lyrai posted:

And then today, he logged on and immediately yelled at people for accusing Griffin (That's the name he logged on as) of being Rotty, and that Griffin is really his boyfriend. While most of us are still typing responses, he suddenly says he has to "go have fun with his boyfriend " and then leaves.
Wait, Rottweiler is claiming to be gay?

That's ... unexpected.

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011

Four Brain Food Lunches and a Coke. ...and some dry white toast.


Lyrai posted:

So he does the logical, rational thing: Drop off IRC for a few days, then log back on under the same ip, with the same info in the fields, and claim to be a friend of Rotty's. When it's pointed out that he has the same info, he suddenly has to go.

And then today, he logged on and immediately yelled at people for accusing Griffin (That's the name he logged on as) of being Rotty, and that Griffin is really his boyfriend. While most of us are still typing responses, he suddenly says he has to "go have fun with his boyfriend " and then leaves.

Wait, what? He's saying he's gay now? Wasn't he dating Masochistic Masculist or whatever the hell her name was, the sad self-hating girl?

Celery Face
Feb 18, 2012


Makes sense. You would have to really hate yourself to date Rottweiler.

Most people would rather go out with a pair of headphones then him.

Urdnot Fire
Feb 13, 2012



Antivehicular posted:

Wait, what? He's saying he's gay now? Wasn't he dating Masochistic Masculist or whatever the hell her name was, the sad self-hating girl?

The "succulent cutlet"? Oh God, I think I know what happened

ThatPazuzu
Sep 8, 2011



THE TIGER IN SPACE


Young Freud posted:

Also, I'm pretty sure that Tom got Mei Lin from Metal Gear Solid.
I was about to make an Otacon joke, maybe compare their fascination with giant robots and anime, but I can't. I actually like Otacon and Otacon actually showed that he was becoming a better person as time went on. Plus, Otacon has seen a hundred times more action than Washout Tom.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

I could hear the roots of loneliness creeping through me when the world was hushed at four o'clock in the morning


Antivehicular posted:

Wait, what? He's saying he's gay now? Wasn't he dating Masochistic Masculist or whatever the hell her name was, the sad self-hating girl?

I think Lyrai meant to say that Rottweiler had a sockpuppet account called "Griffin" (who is a male fictional character), and that the "girlfriend" of Griffin (also Rottweiler) logged on under Griffin's name to say that "she" was going to "have fun with Griffin".

I can't imagine the telos for doing this , but Rottweiler is still firmly sex telos = babies everywhere.

Yeah Bro
Feb 4, 2012



Eggie posted:

There's another surprise sex joke in here somewhere.

Yes, there is a surprise sex joke in there. For everyone who has not checked out the Dominic Deagan Thread, do it. And to humanity as a whole, I apologize.

Yeah Man
Oct 9, 2011

And if you had, you know, a huge killer robot at your command, yeah, that would just clutter things up; and a lesser person might want that kind of overwhelming force on their side, but you know - where's the challenge in that?


Yeah Bro posted:

Yes, there is a surprise sex joke in there. For everyone who has not checked out the Dominic Deagan Thread, do it. And to humanity as a whole, I apologize.



I don't know whether to hate or to love you for this.

Lyrai
Jan 18, 2012



The Saddest Rhino posted:

I think Lyrai meant to say that Rottweiler had a sockpuppet account called "Griffin" (who is a male fictional character), and that the "girlfriend" of Griffin (also Rottweiler) logged on under Griffin's name to say that "she" was going to "have fun with Griffin".

I can't imagine the telos for doing this , but Rottweiler is still firmly sex telos = babies everywhere.

The account that logged on to yell at us for yelling at Griffin was "Rottweiler."

[09:39:35pm] * Rottweiler (**********) has joined
[09:39:48pm] <Rottweiler> Hi all. I've been away, and my boyfriend said he came in here Friday and was accused of being me. Leave him alone, all right?

Eggie
Aug 15, 2010

Something ironic, I'm certain


Yeah Bro posted:



Oh GOD

I checked out the Sexy Beast trope page. Nothing too repulsive, the page image pokes fun at romantic icons in literature through the ages with today's icon being a werewolf. But as I scrolled to the bottom I noticed a strange page name.

TV Tropes posted:

Yiff

Ettin
Oct 2, 2010


The Saddest Rhino posted:

Oh, it's something that allows "cute little fairies" to be hosed by gigantic penises. Very important trope. Also I'm pretty sure I saw that second "subverted" (gently caress this word) example in the Traditional Games FATAL thread mocking a sex-based tabletop gaming book.

You're thinking of Nymphology, and yes it is terrible.

Also I can't wait for Rotty to tell everyone he is the puppetmaster.

Impatient Skype JO
Nov 26, 2011

leave a sign ... something witchy

you posted:

your text here

Dark Souls posted:

imminent beating to a pulp


Yeah Bro posted:

Yes, there is a surprise sex joke in there. For everyone who has not checked out the Dominic Deagan Thread, do it. And to humanity as a whole, I apologize.



You clever son of a bitch.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

I could hear the roots of loneliness creeping through me when the world was hushed at four o'clock in the morning


Lyrai posted:

The account that logged on to yell at us for yelling at Griffin was "Rottweiler."

[09:39:35pm] * Rottweiler (**********) has joined
[09:39:48pm] <Rottweiler> Hi all. I've been away, and my boyfriend said he came in here Friday and was accused of being me. Leave him alone, all right?

Ohkaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy so uh what is the telos of homosexuality according to Rottweiler again?

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011

Four Brain Food Lunches and a Coke. ...and some dry white toast.


Urdnot Fire posted:

The "succulent cutlet"? Oh God, I think I know what happened

Tragically, the succulent cutlet was another girlfriend of his -- Calliope, my crazy high-school friend. Her life isn't great right now, but I am 99% sure she didn't get taken home for dinner. As for Masochistic Masculist... who knows.

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Tecpatl
Feb 13, 2012


Lyrai posted:

The account that logged on to yell at us for yelling at Griffin was "Rottweiler."

[09:39:35pm] * Rottweiler (**********) has joined
[09:39:48pm] <Rottweiler> Hi all. I've been away, and my boyfriend said he came in here Friday and was accused of being me. Leave him alone, all right?

Maybe this is an elaborate masturbation metaphor. Though I don't know what the telos would be.

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