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ThatPazuzu
Sep 8, 2011



THE TIGER IN SPACE


MadRhetoric posted:

Furry vore Objectivists.

Think about that for a minute.

Furry. Vore. Objectivists.
What's so hard to understand? X equals dogman stomachs.

The Triumphant posted:


This Troper's crushes were Freaky Friday'ed.

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SALT CURES HAM
Jan 3, 2011


Yeah Man posted:

So is there any reason that the sexual relationship between the main character in Saya no Uta and an alien that looks like a little girl is supposed to be romantic and tragic?

Honestly I just found that horrifying, and assumed that was the intent given the general thrust of the rest of it.

Bad Bromance
May 20, 2010

Sorry, guys, I actually do still suck dick! Also my mom only lets me spend five bucks a month to get my cool gaga avatars back so I guess I'm stuck with this one for a while.

-smashes poo poo- GOD loving DAMMIT! FUCKI Ng, loving DAMMIT!

I'm not doing it for sympathy, I'm doing it because I'm in a BAD loving MOOD! SO SHUT UP!

Let me tell you something about "nice." You be nice to someone, before you know it you're caring about them, and then you get to be hurt. gently caress that. From this day forward I AM AN rear end in a top hat!

I'm not mature. I'm socially retarded and incapable of living a normal life as a consequence. I'm in an online relationship with a high school girl because I'm too messed up to interact with real girls. They all interact with me and treat me nicely even though they don't care about me. They just want to pity me so they can feel better about themselves! I'm damned to be a charity case for the rest of my life!

The only way to stop deluding myself into thinking I'll ever be loved is to stop letting myself care. Dehumanize the world down to the same level it's dehumanized me.

You don't get it, do you? All the times you talked about ending it all? It felt so good to see someone else suffering. I keep forcing myself to be caring and understanding, making myself be a good person so nobody would have to see me for what I am. No matter how much I try to escape it, I'm just as selfish and spiteful as my abusive enjoyable human being father was. The only difference is that I haven't had something happen yet to make me lose control and take a wrench across someone's skull.

No, I'm not. I hate you, PDAM. I hate you for having Pho. I hate not having him crawl to me for comfort in his loneliness. I hate my girlfriend for having friends outside of her relationship with me, and I hate that I keep pushing her to break out of her shell and make those friendships when I really just want to keep her to myself and be the only drug strong enough to dull her misery. The only thing I hate more than everyone else is knowing that at the end of the day, I have to be me.

Phoenixor and I were lovers once upon a time. We were both men and neither of us were gay so we knew it would never blossom into a Real Life relationship. Frankie came along and Neko brought the two of us together so I'd stop pulling this very pity routine. Frankie isn't mature enough to handle the kind of relationship I want and I find my time with her more draining than invigorating most of the time as I put aside my own issues to help her cope with life, even as she runs around having cybersex with the entire internet every time I dare try to trust her. Meanwhile, Phoenixor gets himself a wonderful new girlfriend and gets to be happy with her, meaning I no longer have someone more miserable than myself to crawl to me for comfort and can no longer be half as close to him as I want to be.

Childish. I act like a man, shove it all aside and try to look strong so the people I care about can lean on me, day after day, and when I finally have to let it all out I'm childish? Feh.

I just want everyone in the world to be there for me and lean on me and tell me how wonderful I am.

-darnpenguin

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

Bad Bromance posted:

ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME

-darnpenguin

That's all I got out of that post.

No Hephaestus
Aug 7, 2010

im fucking furious.


NO LONGER WILL I BE A NICE GUY -Nice Guy

(you were never nice )

Roach Warehouse
Nov 1, 2010

If you haven't found any communists in your backyard, you're not looking hard enough!

Wow. He literally said all he wants is for everyone in the world to fawn over him. What a special snowflake.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

I could hear the roots of loneliness creeping through me when the world was hushed at four o'clock in the morning


The mods and tropers in the "embarrassing crap" thread are discussing whether the page "Don't Be Creepy", meant to be a guide to tell people not to be creepy (so to speak), is too confrontational.

Fighteer posted:

There was some debate among the mods that the title is too confrontational.

This is a serious concern. These people have their priorities straight, as there's less scrutiny on whether people putting in the following examples in a page called "Boob Bite" are okay:

quote:

In Fushigi Yuugi, a delirious Miaka mistakes Shouka's breast for a pork dumpling and attempts to chow down. She did it again, "against" the de-aged Subaru after she heals her.

In Street Fighter II, using Blanka's throw on Chun-Li results in this.

In BlazBlue, this is one of many things Taokaka tries to do to Boobie Lady's "Meat Buns"* Litchi's breasts.

On Family Guy Lois complained that Stewie bit her nipple as he was feeding. Brian offered to look at it.

(Honestly I have never seen any of these things other than Street Fighter II and it never crossed my mind that Blanka was eating Chun-Li's breasts. Tropers!)

King Zeal, analysis of breasts posted:

How about this for a sandbox title:

Unacceptable Lewdness
Unacceptable Raunchiness
Unacceptable Lasciviousness
Examples Are Not Sensual
Examples Are Not Racy

Some of these might work well as redirects, too.

I'm attempting to use terms beyond "creepy". Again, people may not agree with what "creepy" means and Dont Be Creepy sounds confrontational because it's claiming that someone who just wants to describe a character's legs are some sort of weird perverted idiot who probably has to announce when he moves into someone's neighborhood. We don't want people to be "gushing" over their entries, but we shouldn't make it a morality issue. Nor should we use such insulting language like "probably typed while masturbating/with one hand". What people do, or don't do, in the privacy of their own homes is none of our business.

But what if they are doing that when posting public writings on a publicly-accessible website

Bobby G posted:

If it's none of our business, they shouldn't feel the need to inform us of it.

I can get behind a less confrontational title, whatever works, but I think you're being a wee bit more anxious about this than is necessary.

Bobby G logic doesn't apply here, what are you doing in this website.

Lady of the Beech
Dec 15, 2011

I clearly just want to be a good friend and bring all my AMAZING FRIENDLINESS to bear on your problems.

Bad Bromance posted:

-smashes poo poo- GOD loving DAMMIT! FUCKI Ng, loving DAMMIT!

I'm not doing it for sympathy, I'm doing it because I'm in a BAD loving MOOD! SO SHUT UP!

Let me tell you something about "nice." You be nice to someone, before you know it you're caring about them, and then you get to be hurt. gently caress that. From this day forward I AM AN rear end in a top hat!

I'm not mature. I'm socially retarded and incapable of living a normal life as a consequence. I'm in an online relationship with a high school girl because I'm too messed up to interact with real girls. They all interact with me and treat me nicely even though they don't care about me. They just want to pity me so they can feel better about themselves! I'm damned to be a charity case for the rest of my life!

The only way to stop deluding myself into thinking I'll ever be loved is to stop letting myself care. Dehumanize the world down to the same level it's dehumanized me.

You don't get it, do you? All the times you talked about ending it all? It felt so good to see someone else suffering. I keep forcing myself to be caring and understanding, making myself be a good person so nobody would have to see me for what I am. No matter how much I try to escape it, I'm just as selfish and spiteful as my abusive enjoyable human being father was. The only difference is that I haven't had something happen yet to make me lose control and take a wrench across someone's skull.

No, I'm not. I hate you, PDAM. I hate you for having Pho. I hate not having him crawl to me for comfort in his loneliness. I hate my girlfriend for having friends outside of her relationship with me, and I hate that I keep pushing her to break out of her shell and make those friendships when I really just want to keep her to myself and be the only drug strong enough to dull her misery. The only thing I hate more than everyone else is knowing that at the end of the day, I have to be me.

Phoenixor and I were lovers once upon a time. We were both men and neither of us were gay so we knew it would never blossom into a Real Life relationship. Frankie came along and Neko brought the two of us together so I'd stop pulling this very pity routine. Frankie isn't mature enough to handle the kind of relationship I want and I find my time with her more draining than invigorating most of the time as I put aside my own issues to help her cope with life, even as she runs around having cybersex with the entire internet every time I dare try to trust her. Meanwhile, Phoenixor gets himself a wonderful new girlfriend and gets to be happy with her, meaning I no longer have someone more miserable than myself to crawl to me for comfort and can no longer be half as close to him as I want to be.

Childish. I act like a man, shove it all aside and try to look strong so the people I care about can lean on me, day after day, and when I finally have to let it all out I'm childish? Feh.

I just want everyone in the world to be there for me and lean on me and tell me how wonderful I am.

-darnpenguin

What the hell? I used to like talking to this guy. He was never like this when I was talking to him.

Must have been hanging out too long with tropers.

Bad Bromance
May 20, 2010

Sorry, guys, I actually do still suck dick! Also my mom only lets me spend five bucks a month to get my cool gaga avatars back so I guess I'm stuck with this one for a while.

If that post is too long or unclear, as far as I can tell that whole outburst was because the guy's TOTALLY STRAIGHT AND NOT GAY troper boyfriend got a troper girlfriend and he's really loving jealous that he's no longer dependent on him for everything. Also he has an underage (I think?) troper girlfriend that he hates (except for her dependance on him) and is heck of mad that she cybersexed with other tropers at some point

darnpenguin posted:

My issues go far too deep for anyone to help me, especially not someone who's screwed my girlfriend more than I have. Oh wait, that rules out the entire internet, doesn't it?

TheHan
Oct 29, 2011

STOP SHITPOSTING ASSHOLES

So I noticed Basement Dweller is listed under double standards.

Basement Dweller posted:

A stereotypical Hollywood Nerd who, despite being a grown adult is still an adolescent right down to living with his parents. While the decor of their Poster Gallery Bedroom is subject to the tastes of the character, be sure there will be a computer to communicate with the outside world. It's always Played for Laughs as an acceptable lifestyle target. More importantly, the subject is Always Male. There is little stigma to a female character living at home, and in some cultures it might even be expected. This makes the trope a huge Double Standard against men as well (but see below).

The guys who are depicted in this condition usually fit into one of the following:

Lazy and unwilling to earn a living for himself.
Childish and requires everything to be done for him.
Can't get any and hasn't moved out to start a family.
Technically UNABLE to earn a living for himself. (i.e. unable to get a job)

Thank goodness those don't sound like nerd stereotypes, or we could be in real trouble. This trope has become much, MUCH less stigmatizing in Real Life, however, where the economy has been sending more and more adults back to their parents' homes. And if this article is any indication, this trope could even become discredited at some point in the future.

For a more serious treatment of this as a social problem, see Hikikomori. Not to be confused with Madwoman in the Attic. Compare The Hermit.

Won't somebody think of the male nerds?

The Triumphant
Sep 2, 2011

Yeah, I've seen Robocop. Bitches, leave.

quote:

At lunch, a person ThisTroper was sitting with mentioned that a
friend of a friend has given eight-and-half blowjobs in her lifetime.The conversation then shifted as to how you could only give "half" a blowjob. Then if wether or not a girl (or boy) had to take the entire penis in her (or his) mouth for it to technically count as a blowjob,or if simply likcing the shaft qualified. '''Then''', since we rationalized that the person doing the blowing would have to use their hand to manipulate the organ at some point, would that be a dual-qualifier as a handjob as well, or is any hand-contact canceled out by oral stimulation? We were in sixth grade at the time.
Tropers. Tropers never changes.

quote:

From an audio podcast, this troper can stomach many things. Scat?Okay. Gorn? I play with my blood like it's finger paint! Elderly transsexual scat porn? A little grossed out, but still standing. But snot-fetish porn? I almost vomited from the audio alone.
NO ONE NEEDS TO HEAR YOU TALK ABOUT GORE PORN.

quote:

could have used the suddenly sexuality troper tales but there is none, and I donīt think this would work on the forum, so... how does one know if he is straight or straight gay? Iīm in my mid twenties and a virgin,and despite having always been attracted to women, I recently started getting paranoid about my sexuality for no given reason. I am NOT homophobic, itīs just that the thought of ME being gay is unpleasant to say the least, just like the gay thoughts my mind bombs me with,yet I canīt seem to be able to stop thinking about it at all. And itīs getting to the point of Nightmare Fuel in that I have suffered anxiety attacks because of this. What scares me is not just the doubts, but the fact that, according to society stereotypes, apparently, suddenly turning gay even after having slept with countless women seems to be perfectly possible, while reverting back to straight is impossible.What does this have to do with this page? The fact that I might be a straight gay without knowing it. I need advice from some gay fellows because itīs seriously affecting my daily life, like, you know, Iīm
walking down the streets and as soon as I catch myself staring at a chick, my mind starts the doubts like "was I looking because I like women or just to lie to myself?" and then the shitstorm of anxiety and bad thoughts starts. Heck, I canīt even do mundane things like spend weekends with my friends playing videogames because I have extreme fears of getting a boner near them and I canīt even look at them in the face without panicking. I need help but psychiatrists are expensive and I donīt quite trust them...
...Wow.

No Hephaestus
Aug 7, 2010

im fucking furious.


The Triumphant posted:

could have used the suddenly sexuality troper tales but there is none, and I donīt think this would work on the forum, so... how does one know if he is straight or straight gay? Iīm in my mid twenties and a virgin,and despite having always been attracted to women, I recently started getting paranoid about my sexuality for no given reason. I am NOT homophobic, itīs just that the thought of ME being gay is unpleasant to say the least, just like the gay thoughts my mind bombs me with,yet I canīt seem to be able to stop thinking about it at all. And itīs getting to the point of Nightmare Fuel in that I have suffered anxiety attacks because of this. What scares me is not just the doubts, but the fact that, according to society stereotypes, apparently, suddenly turning gay even after having slept with countless women seems to be perfectly possible, while reverting back to straight is impossible.What does this have to do with this page? The fact that I might be a straight gay without knowing it. I need advice from some gay fellows because itīs seriously affecting my daily life, like, you know, Iīm
walking down the streets and as soon as I catch myself staring at a chick, my mind starts the doubts like "was I looking because I like women or just to lie to myself?" and then the shitstorm of anxiety and bad thoughts starts. Heck, I canīt even do mundane things like spend weekends with my friends playing videogames because I have extreme fears of getting a boner near them and I canīt even look at them in the face without panicking. I need help but psychiatrists are expensive and I donīt quite trust them...
Holy gently caress lmao he doesn't trust them but he needs one SO BADLY

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011

Four Brain Food Lunches and a Coke. ...and some dry white toast.


Proof that I still have some capacity for self-delusion left: I read "I hate you for having Pho" in that troper rant and experienced a glimmer of hope that the dude was just really hungry and angry that someone else had delicious soup.

HeyItsAyls
Nov 25, 2011



quote:

could have used the suddenly sexuality troper tales but there is none, and I donīt think this would work on the forum, so...

Really highlights the binary mindset of tropers. "You have to be attracted to either men or women. You cannot be attracted to both!"

gamingCaffeinator
Sep 6, 2010

I shall sing you the song of my people.


Antivehicular posted:

Proof that I still have some capacity for self-delusion left: I read "I hate you for having Pho" in that troper rant and experienced a glimmer of hope that the dude was just really hungry and angry that someone else had delicious soup.

It would almost be less ridiculous if he had meant that. Right now, it's beyond pathetic.

Celery Face
Feb 18, 2012


"I'm asexual but otherwise straight."

Another troper look on asexuality:

Asexuality Troper Tales posted:

This troper has masturbated once, successfully (somehow. I can't recall how). But the story begans after the act is finished. The very thought of the act suddenly repulses me, and I start getting odd thoughts about having compromised with...a couple of standards. I clawed at my face hard enough to leave lines, lay awake in my bed for hours in the night, tossing and turning and generally feeling utterly disgusted with what I have done, got a nightmare, and still felt disturbed the following day. And that's why I never tried anymore. No, I don't get why my friends call me Rorschach.

Gee, that's an odd way to spell "mental illness."

I don't know much about Rorschach but I doubt he's anything like that.

redmercer
Sep 15, 2011

by Fistgrrl


Celery Face posted:

"I'm asexual but otherwise straight."

Another troper look on asexuality:


Gee, that's an odd way to spell "mental illness."

I don't know much about Rorschach but I doubt he's anything like that.

Seriously, you probably should read Watchmen. On the other hand, it's hard to read "asexual but otherwise straight" as "Unfuckable and unwilling to change"

Lady of the Beech
Dec 15, 2011

I clearly just want to be a good friend and bring all my AMAZING FRIENDLINESS to bear on your problems.

How does Phoenixor easily become Pho? The syllables are not pronounced the same.

Unless he's thinking Phoenician?

Celery Face
Feb 18, 2012


Harmless Electrocution troper tales posted:

A while back, I was in the pasture with the horse and goats when I noticed a random cat. So I wandered towards it to see what was up/check for a collar, only I forgot about the electric fance. I didn't know anything was wrong until I noticed something smelled kinda funny, and it vertainly occured to me that my leg was spasming wildly. So I looked down and realized I was leaning on the wire, so I pulled back and stared at the fence in wonder. ...Then I proceeded to puprosely put both knees against the wire, which made the smell grow stronger and my entire body twitch. The only damage was that the horse was spooked, I was somehow laughing and crying and hiccuping all at the same time, and I couldn't feel one of my legs for the following three days. Interestingly, I was 16 years old at the time.

That's just so bizarre. Why would he feel the need to mention he was 16?

The Triumphant
Sep 2, 2011

Yeah, I've seen Robocop. Bitches, leave.

Celery Face posted:

I don't know much about Rorschach but I doubt he's anything like that.

Rorschach is a virgin with staggeringly huge issues concerning women and is an authoritarian as a way to try and impose order on a world that bullied him as a kid, so yeah, he's a lot like tropers.

Celery Face
Feb 18, 2012


And yet some people go around saying he's a hero and a role model.

Really explains a lot about those people.

Mister Morn
Feb 9, 2012

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Oh god drat it, Triumphant:

Fallout: TVTropes posted:

Trope. Trope never changes.

When a cleanup project swept the wiki, those who survived the purge did so in huge unmoderated forums. When they opened, the tropers set out across the ruins of the old wiki to build new pages, establish new wikiwords, form new memes.

As time passed, what had been the fanservice index united beneath the flag of the moderation team, dedicated to idyllic values of a hugbox and acceptance for all. As the hugbox grew, so did its needs. Threads opened up, seeking new members and posts, in the dry and merciless expanse of OTP. They returned with tales of a wiki untouched by the cleanup that had scorched the rest of the website, and a friendly environment that they called the Sugar Wiki.

The moderation team mobilized its forces and set out to occupy the Sugar Wiki, to protect it against the creepy posters. But from the Darth Wiki, another society had risen under a different banner. A vast army of rapists, forged in the spinning off of a separate website: Fetish Fuel.

Little time has passed since the mods held the website, just barely, against Fetish Fuel's pedophilia. The rapists did not retreat. From their own website, they gathered strength. Threads were posted, circles were jerked.

Through it all, the TVTropes wiki has stayed open for business under the control of its absent-minded webmaster, Fast Eddie, and his army of sycophants and administrators.

You are a goon, posting on Something Awful, to mock the failures of TVTropes. What seemed like a simple riffing job has taken a turn... for the worse.

Lightning Knight
Feb 24, 2012


Celery Face posted:

And yet some people go around saying he's a hero and a role model.

Really explains a lot about those people.

Though, part of it is that Watchmen is big on presenting a world where everybody is an rear end in a top hat, ineffective or apathetic, or some combination of the two. Rorschach tends to be taken as more heroic than he is because he's the initial viewpoint character and the only one who consistently does poo poo that's (insofar as one can tell initially) useful to the plot, and thus he's easy to get attached to and say "hey, he's cool" so long as one takes the book at face-value. Since we all know tropers tend to take things at face value, and they tend to share a lot in common with misogynist, homophobic, Randian Rorschach, it's not hard to see why they empathize with him. Not to say that he's not a good character--Moore kind of overdid it with making him tragic, at the same time as noting that tragic or not, he's still a crazy motherfucker--but he's not really a great ideal. He is, if anything, an example of how ideals can go very, very wrong.

I'll admit, I used to think more highly of Rorschach than I do now. But the more you turn Watchmen over in your head, the more you realize that no, just because you've been effectively biased via viewpoint to like Rorschach, he's not really a hero. By comparison to the other people, he's not necessarily that bad, but he's certainly not good. He's insane, but he's at least trying to help, and he kind of sort of does, for awhile. Then things go to poo poo, but that's just because it's that kind of story.

Anyhow, figuring out that Rorschach is not, in fact, a good ideal role model takes more analysis than most tropers are willing to put up with. Funny thing, that.

Bad Bromance
May 20, 2010

Sorry, guys, I actually do still suck dick! Also my mom only lets me spend five bucks a month to get my cool gaga avatars back so I guess I'm stuck with this one for a while.

Anyway, one thing has been bothering me as of late. Mostly, it's a fear that if I do get into a relationship, I'm not sure how the girl would react to learning that I only have 7 real teeth.

InfiniteJesters
Jan 26, 2012


...



The front page of the wiki says that they recently video-interviewed Doug Walker a.k.a. The Guy With The Glasses.

Should I be afraid? Should I be terrified? We have a full circle of net nerdliness here!

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006



Lightning Knight posted:

Though, part of it is that Watchmen is big on presenting a world where everybody is an rear end in a top hat, ineffective or apathetic, or some combination of the two. Rorschach tends to be taken as more heroic than he is because he's the initial viewpoint character and the only one who consistently does poo poo that's (insofar as one can tell initially) useful to the plot, and thus he's easy to get attached to and say "hey, he's cool" so long as one takes the book at face-value. Since we all know tropers tend to take things at face value, and they tend to share a lot in common with misogynist, homophobic, Randian Rorschach, it's not hard to see why they empathize with him. Not to say that he's not a good character--Moore kind of overdid it with making him tragic, at the same time as noting that tragic or not, he's still a crazy motherfucker--but he's not really a great ideal. He is, if anything, an example of how ideals can go very, very wrong.

I'll admit, I used to think more highly of Rorschach than I do now. But the more you turn Watchmen over in your head, the more you realize that no, just because you've been effectively biased via viewpoint to like Rorschach, he's not really a hero. By comparison to the other people, he's not necessarily that bad, but he's certainly not good. He's insane, but he's at least trying to help, and he kind of sort of does, for awhile. Then things go to poo poo, but that's just because it's that kind of story.

Anyhow, figuring out that Rorschach is not, in fact, a good ideal role model takes more analysis than most tropers are willing to put up with. Funny thing, that.

Plus Rorschach actually goes out and gets poo poo done while tropers bitch and moan and whine on the forums and justify their ineptitude by saying they are hikikomori.

ALL-PRO SEXMAN
Nov 8, 2006

Veni, vidi, Lombardi.


Bad Bromance posted:

Anyway, one thing has been bothering me as of late. Mostly, it's a fear that if I do get into a relationship, I'm not sure how the girl would react to learning that I only have 7 real teeth.

How the poo poo do you gently caress up your teeth that badly, anyway? I mean I assume he's got no dental coverage or health insurance but seriously losing all but seven teeth has to take effort.

Celery Face
Feb 18, 2012


The interview seems normal, thankfully. I'm also not surprised, a lot of those tgwtg people love tv tropes.

InfiniteJesters
Jan 26, 2012


Celery Face posted:

The interview seems normal, thankfully. I'm also not surprised, a lot of those tgwtg people love tv tropes.

Oh, good. I'm too paranoid about net celebrities/critics drawing drama like flies to a corpse.

I think 4chan likes TVT too, oddly enough.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

I could hear the roots of loneliness creeping through me when the world was hushed at four o'clock in the morning


InfiniteJesters posted:

The front page of the wiki says that they recently video-interviewed Doug Walker a.k.a. The Guy With The Glasses.

: Tell me about your feelings when we have written you into a series of fanfiction where you and your business partners are made hookers.

: If you want to know, according to the entry we have on you, you are all Disposable Sex Workers, Bound and Gagged, and Disgusting Public Toilets. Also, surprise sex is Okay when the girls are doing it. On you. We also have Break the Cutie, which means at least one of you will be fictionally de-aged to be a child. Yes, the child will be raped.

: Hello?

Install Windows
Aug 4, 2011

Trophy-ko says:
~death to capitalism~
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:

How the poo poo do you gently caress up your teeth that badly, anyway?

Car/motorcycle accidents will do that kind of poo poo to you.

The Triumphant
Sep 2, 2011

Yeah, I've seen Robocop. Bitches, leave.

Install Gentoo posted:

Car/motorcycle accidents will do that kind of poo poo to you.

Nah, his all rotted out due to a combination of no insurance, lovely diet, and never brushing them ever.

Bad Bromance
May 20, 2010

Sorry, guys, I actually do still suck dick! Also my mom only lets me spend five bucks a month to get my cool gaga avatars back so I guess I'm stuck with this one for a while.

Mark Von Lewis posted:

apparently outright inquiring if the other party is indeed flirting with you is seen as a faux pas

Mark Von Lewis posted:

Oddly enough, the only flirting I've been able to pick up on were Hooter's waitresses and a couple bartenders, and that was legitimate flirting, it was just fishing for more money as a tip.

It always comes back to the pencils

TParadox posted:

I can't tell if people are flirting with me. I may have neglected to include pronouns in there, but I am a male talking about being oblivious to female flirting.

There was one time a girl stroked my inner thigh, but she was doing it for a shock joke about how much she wanted to borrow my pencil when I was done.

Exelixi posted:

Pagan Hat

The chances that you were a famous historical figure in a past life are obscenely tiny. If you want to figure out legit details of a previous life,

Lightning Knight
Feb 24, 2012


Calaveron posted:

Plus Rorschach actually goes out and gets poo poo done while tropers bitch and moan and whine on the forums and justify their ineptitude by saying they are hikikomori.

Indeed. He may be a crazy motherfucker who'll hide in your fridge, eating all your food while waiting jump at you and stuff you in your own fridge, but at least he gets his poo poo done while he's eating all your drat food.

Though his fashion sense is shared by tropers. At least superficially. Though in Rorschach's case it's used in part to show how off his loving rocker he is. Especially when he brings the second suit with all the blood out and just does not give two shits either way about it...

Celery Face
Feb 18, 2012


"Stroking his inner thigh?" That's a disgusting mental image.

Bad Bromance
May 20, 2010

Sorry, guys, I actually do still suck dick! Also my mom only lets me spend five bucks a month to get my cool gaga avatars back so I guess I'm stuck with this one for a while.

Tropers are good at relationships

P Down posted:

PROTIP: Insulting a girl's friends, to their faces, right in front of the girl, is not a good way to make her like you. At all.



You would think that I would have learned my lesson by now (getting attention is not the same thing as being popular, insulting people does the former, not the latter), given that I spent a good chunk of yesterday angsting when I figured it out. And then today I pull this poo poo. What the gently caress is wrong with me?

I now only have a week to prove that I'm a nice person. And if I want to be an HONEST person (I do) then I actually have to BE a genuinely nice person. And, as a recently repentant rear end in a top hat who repented for romantic reasons, being a genuinely nice person is going to be difficult if not impossible.

And now I'm on the internet seeking sympathy I don't deserve. FML.

Volatile Chills posted:

Not being an rear end in a top hat sounds tough.

I'm generally the pragmatic type, and have no problems with offending people who I consider useless to me (i.e. they're not likely to be helpful in any appreciable way).

Celery Face
Feb 18, 2012


Why does Chills expect women to gently caress him? He doesn't give anyone a reason to talk to him.

Eggie
Aug 15, 2010

Something ironic, I'm certain


InfiniteJesters posted:

I think 4chan likes TVT too, oddly enough.

I don't venture off of /co/ too much, but from what I can gather not a lot of people on 4chan like TVT. The general sentiment is "A cool idea ruined by a bunch of sperglords".

deepshock
Sep 26, 2008

Poor zombies never stood a chance.


If I had photoshop skills, I'd make a vomiting other harveydent.pngs out of his open, horror-stricken mouth. I don't think anything else I have possesses enough why-do-these-dickholes-write-all-this-bullshit to convey the horror of the last page and a half of this very new thread. Meat... making GBS threads!? It's like they're openly challenging people to make fun of them now!

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InfiniteJesters
Jan 26, 2012


Eggie posted:

I don't venture off of /co/ too much, but from what I can gather not a lot of people on 4chan like TVT. The general sentiment is "A cool idea ruined by a bunch of sperglords".

Hmmm, very well.

Maybe it's the other way around? I know a lot of TVT's Warhammer 40k-related articles show clear signs of being maintained by /tg/ users.

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