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Drink and Fight
Feb 2, 2003

You put WHAT in your margaritas?


I have a terrible picture but I did it:



Pastry cream with strawberries.

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InEscape
Nov 10, 2006

stuck.


My custard took longer to cool than I thought it would, but the trifle is finally done!

The first three layers are homemade chocolate cake (terrifying, I almost never make cake from scratch) done in cupcake tins, homemade raspberry stuff. I can't remember the name right now. Stewed fruit and sugar. That. And fresh cut strawberries:



Custard added! It separated a tiny bit at the end when I was rushed for time. It's a pity, but it wasn't so bad I had to toss it, it still tasted good! I topped it with more cake and one of the least-attractive meringues I've ever made (I promise I can make them correctly I don't know what happened )





And now, after 12+ hours of schoolwork, 6 hours of work and three interspersed hours of harried cooking, I am going to drink, since I missed National Get Drunk Day yesterday.

Charmmi
Dec 8, 2008

:trophystare:


What is this extension bullshit. Ricola eat the eggs.

GrAviTy84
Nov 24, 2004



Charmmi posted:

What is this extension bullshit. Ricola eat the eggs.

Srsly SMASH EGGS IN MOWF

Drink and Fight
Feb 2, 2003

You put WHAT in your margaritas?


Iron Chef Ricola posted:

I'm so hung over that I hereby declare the deadline extended!

Ricola you rear end I did not make custard at loving midnight just so you could bitch out. Eat the eggs you jerk!

Kenning
Jan 10, 2009

I really want to post goatse. I wish I had 10bux


Even though I made flan I will eat a couple eggs in solidarity.

Kenning
Jan 10, 2009

I really want to post goatse. I wish I had 10bux


Here's my flan!



I thought I had hosed up the caramel and overcooked it but it turned out great! This one actually looks a little ugly cause some of the custard got on top of the caramel when I scraped it out of the ramekin.

The Macaroni
Dec 20, 2002
...it does nothing.

Drink and Fight posted:

Ricola you rear end I did not make custard at loving midnight just so you could bitch out. Eat the eggs you jerk!
Yeah, seriously. Same here. :P

Since it was too late to eat it, I put my midnight custard in the fridge, then bought some apple cake at a DC bakery the next day. I'm not clear on how to top something with creme anglaise and have it look nice. Sure was delicious, though. And yes, I could've strained out the saffron threads, but do you know how much they cost? Look at them, dammit! Look at those expensive spices!

GrAviTy84
Nov 24, 2004



DAY 2 EAT THE EGGS RICOLA.

Charmmi
Dec 8, 2008

:trophystare:


Bricabrack eat the eggs.

Drink and Fight
Feb 2, 2003

You put WHAT in your margaritas?


Ricola should have his title revoked.

Phummus
Aug 4, 2006

If I get ten spare bucks, it's going for a 30-pack of Schlitz.

Mutiny!!!!!!

GrAviTy84
Nov 24, 2004



I am noticing a lack of egg eating on the behalf of our chairman. Eat the eggs you slacker.

Charmmi
Dec 8, 2008

:trophystare:


Ricola Y U NO EG EAT
EAT THE drat EGGS

YOUR OWN CHALLENGE GODDAMN!!!!

Sjurygg
Nov 7, 2008



What's so bad about eating four Cadbury creme eggs in 60 minutes?

Charmmi
Dec 8, 2008

:trophystare:


Ricola you jerk you changed the punishment. Quit goofing around and eat the eggs.

PXJ800
Apr 17, 2001


Charmmi posted:

Ricola you jerk you changed the punishment. Quit goofing around and eat the eggs.

I adjusted it. Each moment that passes is another chance to have the penalty increased.

SoundMonkey
Apr 22, 2006

"Let the liquor do the thinking modding."

Ricola put eggs at your face. Do it.

Appl
Feb 4, 2002

where da white womens at?

Just wanted to weigh in that Ricola should eat the eggs.

Phummus
Aug 4, 2006

If I get ten spare bucks, it's going for a 30-pack of Schlitz.

I would say that if this goes on much longer, Ricola should be required to make a 1-dozen Cadbury egg western omelet.

Taft Punk
Jan 11, 2011

Fish are the vegetables of the sea.



From now after the weekend until Easter or Ricola posts his eggs/grand oeuvre I will add one Cadbury "recipe" per day. I'm thinking tomorrow Monday is Scotch (Cadbury) Eggs.

(Edited in hopes of some awesome poo poo.)

EAT THE EGGS RICOLA
May 29, 2008

Oh mediaphage
you're so kuwaii!


A thing came up. A replacement thing is incoming by the end of the weekend. It will be worth it.

Appl
Feb 4, 2002

where da white womens at?

EAT THE EGGS RICOLA posted:

A thing came up. A replacement thing is incoming by the end of the weekend. It will be worth it.

Ricola you sold me a seat, but I only needed the edge.

The Macaroni
Dec 20, 2002
...it does nothing.

He's going to do the custard challenge, the no-recipe bread challenge, and eat the eggs all in a single glorious moment.

paraquat
Nov 25, 2006
Thanks for coming back! Good luck with your next goal (lift weights).
/


The Macaroni posted:

He's going to do the custard challenge, the no-recipe bread challenge, and eat the eggs all in a single glorious moment.

Upside down, blindfolded, and with a peekachu in his left hand that is attempting to lick his cheek..

Archenteron
Nov 3, 2006



The Macaroni posted:

He's going to do the custard challenge, the no-recipe bread challenge, and eat the eggs all in a single glorious moment.

While dancing the Abracadabra

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003

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The custard, the bread and the Cadbury eggs will be one dish

The Macaroni
Dec 20, 2002
...it does nothing.

Bread pudding topped with melted Cadbury eggs. Actually....that doesn't sound too awful.

feelz good man
Jan 21, 2007

deal with it


The Macaroni posted:

Bread pudding topped with melted Cadbury eggs. Actually....that doesn't sound too awful.
That sounds like Paula Deen and Sandra Lee got drunk together and made food at 3am.

Dane
Jun 18, 2003

mmm... creamy.


feelz good man posted:

That sounds like Paula Deen and Sandra Lee got drunk together and made food at 3am.

Paula Deen would eat Sandra Lee once the eggs were gone.

The Macaroni
Dec 20, 2002
...it does nothing.

That's either a horrible sex tape or a great horror film.

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003

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"or" he says

Vegetable Melange
Oct 23, 2008

tHROW SOME D"s ON THAT BIZNATCH


Eat den eggs.

Phummus
Aug 4, 2006

If I get ten spare bucks, it's going for a 30-pack of Schlitz.

And wash them down with chickenade.

bartolimu
Nov 25, 2002

All the world is blue and there's nothing I can do...

EAT THE EGGS RICOLA posted:

A thing came up. A replacement thing is incoming by the end of the weekend. It will be worth it.

Seems to me the weekend is over. Don't break PXJ's heart twice, Ricola.

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003

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Twenty years from now Ricola is going to emerge from a hole in the ground wearing a filthy apron and a five foot long beard, holding in his left hand what he has been working on non-stop for the last two decades, the Custard of Custards. It will be radiant as the sun, and all those who see its glory with their own eyes will be blinded and hear a voice saying "GWS, why have you persecuted my apostle Ricola?"

In his right hand Ricola will be holding two loaf pans. Riding both loaf pans at the same time will be the Bread of Destiny, a humble loaf of bread whose way is marked by palm fronds and flower petals. When the Bread of Destiny dismounts from its loaf pans, it will place one foot in the sea and one on land. A chorus of angels will proclaim loudly: "Let those who hear understand, the Bread of Destiny is both soft and strong, both crunchy and moist!"

Then, in the very next scene, Ricola wakes up. His eyes are red and puffy from crying all night. He walks around in his kitchen wearing his bath robe. His custard is not there. Ricola looks at his living room and sees a blue key on the coffee table.

Asbestos
Jun 2, 2004



Steve Yun posted:

Ricola looks at his living room and sees a blue key on the coffee table.



A red custard, in the shape of an inverted solo cup sits next to a ringing telephone.

Taft Punk
Jan 11, 2011

Fish are the vegetables of the sea.

Scotch Eggs, adapted for a sweet palate.


First, rinse some short-grain brown rice and steam it up with coconut milk.



Next, wrap up some frozen Cadbury creme eggs in that rice. I used plastic wrap to form a ball around the egg, similar to an onigiri. I stuck them back in the freezer for awhile.



Having no idea what I was doing, I hoped that rolling them in flour would allow them to crisp up when deep-fried.


Final results.

I admit that I actually tried half of one, since the combined smell of coconut milk rice, melting chocolate and fried bread product was appealing. If I had to make this recipe again (and I was forced on pain of death to include Cadbury eggs), I would probably add a layer of breading to the whole deal.


The surviving coconut milk rice is getting mixed with a little milk and sugar, probably, since one of the housemates has unrelated food poisoning.

GrAviTy84
Nov 24, 2004



EAT THE EGGS RICOLA posted:

A thing came up. A replacement thing is incoming by the end of the weekend. It will be worth it.

What timezone are you in that it is still weekend?

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Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003

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GrAviTy84 posted:

What timezone are you in that it is still weekend?

Narnia Standard Time

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