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Tezzeract
Dec 25, 2007

How am I going to explain this to my wife?


MadHat posted:

I feel bad for all the Non-Writers who worked on ME3, they created a enjoyable gameplay experience. Even 90% of the writing was well done. But that last 5 minutes is going to be the only thing people will ever remember now.

Even so, I feel like its being blown completely out of proportion. It's like all the Lucas nerds latched on to Bioware's teats.

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Megaman's Jockstrap
Jul 16, 2000

What a horrible thread to have a post.


It makes me sad, because if people had kept a cool head and just donated to that charity and kept stating, "I don't like the ending for these reasons, and I don't really care about Mass Effect anymore" and maybe cancelled their SWTOR subscription with the reason "the mass effect 3 ending" and not bought the DLC they might have gotten something done.

Instead it's looking like the spit-flecked invective is going to overwhelm everything and make it look like it's a bunch of loving spazzes having a conniption because they didn't get their rainbow and sugarpants ending.

General Battuta
Feb 7, 2011


The post on BSN with the Final Hours stuff has been updated with more content on the game's outline. I'll see if there's anything good re: the ending.

e: nope, not really

General Battuta fucked around with this message at Mar 15, 2012 around 20:00

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 9, 2007

Remind me to work out until I also am buff and have to keep a pillow in front of my okay I'll be honest this is like the 50th custom title I've done tonight and I'm just phoning it in now.

Well, since ToR is failing maybe Bioware will grab Drew out of there and plead for him to save Mass Effect.

BTW, has anyone used the Mass Defect pun yet?

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010



You know, this "Is the extended Anderson cut worth it" is slightly odd. If it felt too long, you could always give Shep an option to [Close eyes] or "Take it easy, Anderson". Maybe add some coughs and splutters so it implies that if you keep going, it hurts both your chances of survival, or if you talked TIM down instead of shooting him, less struggle happens and he can keep going longer. That way, it can be as long as you want, and still feel like an in character method.

I think the next big project needs a LOT of transparency though. Never mind spoilers, leak the script on purpose, offer 'Warning Spoilers' interviews, anything to show the audience they're not making the same mistakes.

Oh, one more thing. I think we need rap sheets for the ME3 developers. Good and bad, tell us what each worked on. That way we can send nice messages to the incidental dialogue writers, assure whoever wrote Cortez that 'OMG Gays!' is a vocal minority, and make sure to put warning flags on properties the Space God Children are associated with.

Ouhei
Oct 23, 2008


Quicksilver6 posted:

Any particular standouts? Schadenfreude is my only release.

Thread with Bioware's placeholder response: http://social.bioware.com/forum/1/t...5/index/9992961

Thread with the "Final Hours" leaks: http://social.bioware.com/forum/1/t...5/index/9999272

Jarmel
Feb 18, 2012


Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Well, since ToR is failing maybe Bioware will grab Drew out of there and plead for him to save Mass Effect.

BTW, has anyone used the Mass Defect pun yet?

Drew retired. Maybe CDPR can get him for a scifi game.


Megaman's Jockstrap posted:

It makes me sad, because if people had kept a cool head and just donated to that charity and kept stating, "I don't like the ending for these reasons, and I don't really care about Mass Effect anymore" they might have gotten something done.

Instead it's looking like the spit-flecked invective is going to overwhelm everything and make it look like it's a bunch of loving spazzes having a conniption because they didn't get their rainbow and sugarpants ending.

It's just that I can't even blame people now. This was a straight up 'gently caress you' to your own fanbase. This whole thinag has been such a fiasco.

Rad Valtar
May 31, 2011

"Some day coach I'm going to throw 6 TD's in a Super Bowl"

"Sit your ass down Steve"


Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Well, since ToR is failing maybe Bioware will grab Drew out of there and plead for him to save Mass Effect.

BTW, has anyone used the Mass Defect pun yet?

People saying TOR is failing are really stupid, people need to stop posting this poo poo.

Party Plane Jones
Jul 1, 2007

Flying the friendly skies in relative safet-oh god the engine fell off


Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Well, since ToR is failing maybe Bioware will grab Drew out of there and plead for him to save Mass Effect.

BTW, has anyone used the Mass Defect pun yet?

Yes. In this glorious thing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzYLTbQQEZQ

Lotish
Dec 10, 2008

I pick up my Devil Axe...
...and DEVIL!


Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Well, since ToR is failing maybe Bioware will grab Drew out of there and plead for him to save Mass Effect.

BTW, has anyone used the Mass Defect pun yet?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzYLTbQQEZQ

Rei_
May 16, 2004

The difference between confinement and rest is a shift in perspective


Wait, where is the cocktail napkin bit coming from?

Buddy Holly
Oct 14, 2004

I am still determined to be cheerful and happy. Run along now.

Don't forget to blame good old Casey Hudson as well. Apparently Walters had written a Vigil-like conversation with the Catalyst (which is something I would've liked) but Hudson scrapped it because "you don't need to know the answers." Really, the finger should be pointed at both these guys.

I'm all for scapegoating Walters but the more the merrier, eh.

Omnicarus
Jan 16, 2006



The next bioware project needs a good editor who knows the mechanics of storytelling. Given what The Final Hours thing says, having that one security check over the writers would have prevented this whole thing. Just one lead editor who can say "Hey, this makes no sense at all. What does this napkin note mean?"

This just makes the whole thing equivalent to Spinal Tap's Stonehenge Napkin mishap. One read over by a decent science fiction editor and that ending would have never made it into the final production.

Too Poetic
Nov 28, 2008
BATH SALTS BATH SALTS BATH SALTS ***SNNNNRT*** I FUCKEN LOVE BATH SALTS GIMME MORE FUKKIN BATH SALTS I CAN'T GOD DAMN SHUT UP ABOUT THE BATH SALTS

Rad Valtar posted:

People saying TOR is failing are really stupid, people need to stop posting this poo poo.
Yeah:
http://massively.joystiq.com/2012/0...stabilize-at-1/
Those numbers are extremely good for an MMO competing against a giant like WoW.

Ash1138
Sep 29, 2001

Get up, chief. We're just gettin' started.

Cyrano4747 posted:

This is right up there with going out and dropping $15+ for a movie on the opening weekend without bothering to find even the most cursory of reviews.
Oh, you had me going there for a second. Good show, 'ol chap!

thetrin
May 4, 2009

I pull down the curtain, wantin to do me some dirtin aint nuthin better then jerkin my gerkin so I start with some flirtin

But my magic find aint working so I can't do no spurtin its got Wirt's feelins all hurtin, and his wooden leg stops all perking


I was reading Final Hours, and I love how Casey talks about "Does the game really need a last boss?"

Well, if your solution to not having a last boss is just dumping an assload of enemies into a closed arena while an invisible clock counts down...yeah, we do need a last boss.

Jarmel
Feb 18, 2012


Buddy Holly posted:

Don't forget to blame good old Casey Hudson as well. Apparently Walters had written a Vigil-like conversation with the Catalyst (which is something I would've liked) but Hudson scrapped it because "you don't need to know the answers." Really, the finger should be pointed at both these guys.

I'm all for scapegoating Walters but the more the merrier, eh.

He definitely does deserve some of the blame too. I mean the fact that he kept Walters around is indicative of his opinion on Walter's writing.

Warmachine
Jan 30, 2012

Groo!


Megaman's Jockstrap posted:

It makes me sad, because if people had kept a cool head and just donated to that charity and kept stating, "I don't like the ending for these reasons, and I don't really care about Mass Effect anymore" and maybe cancelled their SWTOR subscription with the reason "the mass effect 3 ending" and not bought the DLC they might have gotten something done.

Instead it's looking like the spit-flecked invective is going to overwhelm everything and make it look like it's a bunch of loving spazzes having a conniption because they didn't get their rainbow and sugarpants ending.

This is one of the reasons I'm not canceling TOR. I like TOR. Unfortunately, I don't believe EA is one that can be persuaded by gentlemanly means. Bioware wouldn't be able to jump without EA going Simon Says. I think that the fact that the fanbase has to be whipped into a raging mob to get the attention of its corporate overlords is a sad, cynical sign of the times.

It's all just drat depressing. But I'm off work now. I need to go draft my letter.

Decius
Oct 14, 2005

You would be wise not to take me lightly, Your Grace... and wiser still not to make of me a foe

In the deleted scenes of the Final Hours they have under "final" a scene where you approach the beam in London. With a very dead looking Garrus and Liara on the ground. Interesting that this changed to "teleported to Normandy".

Sky Shadowing
Feb 13, 2012

At least we're not the Thalmor (yet).


Jarmel posted:

He definitely does deserve some of the blame too. I mean the fact that he kept Walters around is indicative of his opinion on Walter's writing.

As a designer... most of the blame should be put on Hudson's head.

He had the power to stop it. The lovely writing happened on HIS watch. HE allowed it. HE is the one ultimately responsible.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010



Rei_ posted:

Wait, where is the cocktail napkin bit coming from?

It's not a literal napkin, though I think it was mistaken for one. Drunkenness remains unconfirmed, the actual thingy appears to be a very late-night writing meeting and a notebook page.

melon farmer
Oct 28, 2009

My boy says he can eat fifty eggs, he can eat fifty eggs!

Rei_ posted:

Wait, where is the cocktail napkin bit coming from?

Mac Walters reveals his brilliant and painstaking process behind the ME3 endings here:





It's not literally a cocktail napkin, but seriously look at that. Look at it.

source: http://social.bioware.com/forum/1/t...index/9999272/1

CrushedB
Jun 1, 2008



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNJvtmkU9nM

Smart Car
Mar 31, 2011



Internet Kraken posted:

Even if Mass Effect 3 came out on Steam I probably wouldn't buy it now. I know 99% of the game is great but this ending is just so abysmal that it ruins the rest.
I do think that's the wrong attitude to take. I've had some concerned friends ask me if the game was worth it due to some of the negative reactions they've seen and I recommended they play the game if they enjoyed Mass Effect 2. The last 5 minutes of the game are terrible, but almost the entire rest of the gameplay leading up to it is the best they've done with the series yet.

General Battuta
Feb 7, 2011



Deleted scene of Harbinger lasering Garrus and Liara to death.

Mahuum Aqoha
Jan 15, 2004

SHEPARD!
Do it for the universe!


I'm just astonished by that Child's Play charity drive. I know that it's only ~2000 people that donated $25 a piece on average but the fact that a charity website that says "the ending to Mass Effect 3 sucks, donate to Child's Play if you agree" was able to generate a five-figure amount of donations is unbelievable.

edit: also that every time I click to the next page of that BSN ground zero thread, another three pages are added.

Mahuum Aqoha fucked around with this message at Mar 15, 2012 around 20:06

Thwomp
Apr 9, 2003

BA-DUHHH


But in the notes it says it was changed to see just their bodies on the ground. Did anyone see their party just laying around them post blast?

Player 2
Sep 11, 2011

by T. Couchfucker


Now that we know this precious 'work of art that must not be sullied by entitled babies' is actually thickheaded bar-napkin scribbles refrencing a 90s Keanu Reeves movie can we expect the gaming journalists to eat their words?

Reminder that people compared this with Hamlet:

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Emergency induction port.

Someone should make a Facebook page about canceling TOR subs because of the endings.

Talorat
Sep 18, 2007

Hahaha! Aw come on, I can't tell you everything right away! That would make for a boring story, don't you think?


Just tell them to buy the game and right before the ending shut off the console and watch one of the revised endings on youtube and just go with that.

thetrin
May 4, 2009

I pull down the curtain, wantin to do me some dirtin aint nuthin better then jerkin my gerkin so I start with some flirtin

But my magic find aint working so I can't do no spurtin its got Wirt's feelins all hurtin, and his wooden leg stops all perking


Thwomp posted:

But in the notes it says it was changed to see just their bodies on the ground. Did anyone see their party just laying around them post blast?

I saw Liara and Garrus on the ground, but then I saw Liara get out of the Normandy at the end, so who loving knows?

Decius
Oct 14, 2005

You would be wise not to take me lightly, Your Grace... and wiser still not to make of me a foe

Thwomp posted:

But in the notes it says it was changed to see just their bodies on the ground. Did anyone see their party just laying around them post blast?

Maybe if you go in with really low EMS?

Kongming
Aug 30, 2005

Director General

I'm sure a large section of the TOR playerbase doesn't even care about Mass Effect and hasn't even played any Mass Effect games so I don't think people will be quitting en masse over this ending.

I'm sure I'll replay Mass Effect 3 sometime in the future. There are lots of games that I replay where I will turn it off without watching the ending. This will be another one of those games. I actually laughed at it, especially the part with Stargazer.

Rad Valtar
May 31, 2011

"Some day coach I'm going to throw 6 TD's in a Super Bowl"

"Sit your ass down Steve"


Codependent Poster posted:

Someone should make a Facebook page about canceling TOR subs because of the endings.

I mean I hate the ending of ME3 too but I guess I don't understand this reaction, its not even the same studio. I guess I cant criticize people for the reaction though.

Kongming posted:

I'm sure I'll replay Mass Effect 3 sometime in the future. There are lots of games that I replay where I will turn it off without watching the ending. This will be another one of those games. I actually laughed at it, especially the part with Stargazer.

Yeah I just cant bring myself to play again right now because all I can think about is the ending, it really pisses me off because I have one of each class to play.

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010

Down with the Illuminati Scum
www.thesecretworld.com


Codependent Poster posted:

Someone should make a Facebook page about canceling TOR subs because of the endings.

Bioware will ambiguously kill off your character to force you to roll an alt. They cant kill you if you canceled your sub!

thetrin
May 4, 2009

I pull down the curtain, wantin to do me some dirtin aint nuthin better then jerkin my gerkin so I start with some flirtin

But my magic find aint working so I can't do no spurtin its got Wirt's feelins all hurtin, and his wooden leg stops all perking


How is "video gamey" a bad thing? I wouldn't have minded a last boss if it wasn't a giant terminator baby.

The message I was hoping they'd get was "we want a boss that isn't stupid and ridiculous", not "we don't want a boss".

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Veni, vidi, Lombardi.


Rei_ posted:

Wait, where is the cocktail napkin bit coming from?

Mac Walters wanted "LOTS OF SPECULATION FROM EVERYONE", so I'm drat well gonna speculate he was drunk when he wrote the ending.

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

Slightly Amused



Smart Car posted:

I do think that's the wrong attitude to take. I've had some concerned friends ask me if the game was worth it due to some of the negative reactions they've seen and I recommended they play the game if they enjoyed Mass Effect 2. The last 5 minutes of the game are terrible, but almost the entire rest of the gameplay leading up to it is the best they've done with the series yet.

I know, and I actually kind of want this game just for the multiplayer, but god drat I do not feel like giving Bioware money right now.

Megaman's Jockstrap
Jul 16, 2000

What a horrible thread to have a post.


Rad Valtar posted:

I mean I hate the ending of ME3 too but I guess I don't understand this reaction, its not even the same studio. I guess I cant criticize people for the reaction though.

I think the point is that the ending of Mass Effect 3 was so unsatisfying that it destroyed the Bioware brand.

And then the person puts their money where their mouth is and cancels their SWTOR subscription.

(I don't play MMOs so it's just a nice way to send an HEY YOU, LISTEN TO ME! to EA, I think.)

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melon farmer
Oct 28, 2009

My boy says he can eat fifty eggs, he can eat fifty eggs!

Rad Valtar posted:

I mean I hate the ending of ME3 too but I guess I don't understand this reaction, its not even the same studio. I guess I cant criticize people for the reaction though.

The thought process (from the sane people) is

"The only way to make BioWare actually hear us is to speak with our wallet"

This of course will never work but

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