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Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Leader (possibly) of the civilizing forces

Servetus posted:

I just finished another replay of ME1, and I'm really feeling the dissonance in how the Reapers are dealt with. I think there's a big shift between pre and post Arrival in how the Reaper invasion was conceptualized. Before Arrival I had the sense that the Reapers needed to use the same FTL method as everyone else and the relays to travel longer distances, that they would build up a charge in FTL if they used it too long, but could probably take a lot more of that same as they are more durable and more advanced than anyone else when it comes to their other capabilities. When you look at how the threat is handled throughout the series I think you can see a moment where the need to kick things in motion for the third part of the trilogy overrode precedent:

Over 2000 years before main story their Reapers want to access the citadel but can't due to the Prothean's tampering, so Collectors or Sovereign manipulate Rachni to open up opportunity to access citadel. Fails, Reapers stuck in dark space until Citadel relay opens.

2 millenia later Soveriegn teams up with Saren,plan to attack citadel with Geth open relay, invade Galaxy. Fails, Reapers stuck in dark space without access to the citadel.

Collectors kill Shepard 2 years pass as they harvest human colonies to build new Reaper; presumably so that they and Geth Heretics could make another attempt on the citadel. Shepard brought back from dead, kicks rear end, "we will find another way". Reapers (presumably) still stuck in dark space.

A few months later: Arrival; Reapers can now apparently access the Alpha relay, which they couldn't do for the last 2000 years, and will be able to come through in a few hours if Shepard doesn't destroy Relay. Relay destroyed...Reapers are delayed for less than six months before they can use another relay.

There's an abrupt shift in how the Reapers are being dealt with; from the menace who's return must be prevented to the overpowering enemy on the doorstep, and as a result there's a problem of how to handle the threat. So instead of people being harvested we see cities being smashed to ruins like the reapers were just a conventional force, we get the building up of Cerberus because we can't use the Heretic Geth or the Collectors as threats anymore, and thus Cerberus can't be simply a covert threat but has to be a massive military force; and we need the Crucible plot to justify how we can fight the Reapers. I suppose from a narrative standpoint they couldn't end the series with you thwarting yet another scheme of indoctrinated agents or maybe another Reaper left behind like Sovereign and leave the rest of the Reapers trapped out in the space between Galaxies without the energy or places to rid themselves of the charge from travelling through FTL. They needed to write what they but the rest of the series hadn't really been about preparing for the Reapers coming but in battling their servants to prevent their return.

A few pages back, but this post highlighted my biggest problem with the Arrival DLC - why wasn't the Alpha Relay in dark space where the reapers were chilling? You'd think that access to every relay in the galaxy would be something cool to have without having to take the slow pony home from the void.

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Mr.Unique-Name
Jul 5, 2002

Good. You read this avatar.
So you survived disagreeing with me about video games. The legend of Mr.Unique-Name needs to be rewritten.

Now it gets fun!

Cap'n Crunch? What is this shit?


Superstring posted:

Speaking of which, Thanix cannons shoot a superheated stream of liquid metal at a fraction of light speed. How did they put that into a missile?

I was going to bring that up but figured it was better to just leave it alone. Maybe it's like how there's a pistol called the Sidewinder and also a missile called that.

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005



Burning Mustache posted:

EDIT: /\/\/\ Yeah, that, too; I don't remember the various dialogues with Javik that well but I'd still say it's a pretty blatant retcon rather than covering their bases.


What your friend saw was probably a flashback sequence in a side-mission of ME2 where you discover some Prothean artifact that triggers the same exact flashback sequence you see in ME1, but this one is modified so the Protheans in the sequence look like the Collectors while the ones in the ME1 scene look vaguely like the statues in Ilos.
It's pretty much a flat retcon.

I thought Javik pretty much says that the statues are the Insunnumon as Illos is a secret base they made from the ruins of a previous civilization.

That Rough Beast
Apr 5, 2006
One day at a time...

Obviously the Thanix missile flies up to the target, stops in midair (Mass Effect fields), unfurls a cannon, blasts a thanix projectile (Mass Effect fields) and then explodes (Mass Effect fields).

I didn't think Earth was that bad (though some of the battles got tedious), but I thought it was the prelude to storming the Citadel and fighting up one of the arms like you did in ME1. When it suddenly ended I was like, "That's it?"

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Your words are as empty as your cereal bowl. I am the Vanguard of your Hanzo steel's destruction. This exchange is over...


Mr.Unique-Name posted:

Eve x Padok makes more sense.

If you don't romance anyone in ME2 or stick with Liara, Mordin's Love Line dialogue is him actually letting you down easily because he thinks you're into him (this was with my FemShep).

If you ask him about it, he goes on and on about how and why each species finds him irresistible - even mentions that some Krogan have a Salarian fetish because of their 'flexibility'.

EDIT: Wait, do you people really not understand how the principles of the Thanix cannon could be used in a missile?

I mean, the Thanix cannon basically results in the same thing as a shaped charge.

Cthulu Carl fucked around with this message at Apr 13, 2012 around 22:14

Burning Mustache
Sep 4, 2006

Zaeed got stories.
Kasumi got loot.
All I got was a hole in my suit.


JackMackerel posted:

Huh, interesting. Thanks (I do mean it. The more you know, etc.).

And yeah, I had a feeling it was a pure retcon. I only have ME2 and got that artifact, but I barely remember anything about it.

Out of curiosity, I looked up both sequences again.
ME1:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ou0FId3FpoM

ME2:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diYkcPYbJyI

In fact, ME2's scene isn't even all that much different except for a single scene that clearly shows a Collector, or a Collector-like Prothean. Oddly enough you can still see the Cthulhu-like Protheans as well. In my hazy memory I thought they had replaced those entirely with the Collector-like phenotypes.
I guess this works with the "Protheans is a common name for different species living under that empire" angle Javik gives, but it still feels a bit ham-fisted because it's quite clear that they just gave the Collectors a significantly different and unique design and then wanted to force that design on the Protheans retroactively.

EDIT:

Nelson Mandingo posted:

I thought Javik pretty much says that the statues are the Insunnumon as Illos is a secret base they made from the ruins of a previous civilization.

Yeah I guess that works, but my point (see this post) still stands I think

Burning Mustache fucked around with this message at Apr 13, 2012 around 22:15

Mr.Unique-Name
Jul 5, 2002

Good. You read this avatar.
So you survived disagreeing with me about video games. The legend of Mr.Unique-Name needs to be rewritten.

Now it gets fun!

Cap'n Crunch? What is this shit?


That Rough Beast posted:

Obviously the Thanix missile flies up to the target, stops in midair (Mass Effect fields), unfurls a cannon, blasts a thanix projectile (Mass Effect fields) and then explodes (Mass Effect fields).

I'm imagining the cannon unrolling like a butterfly proboscis and it makes me happy.

JackMackerel
Jun 15, 2011


Mr.Unique-Name posted:

Eve x Padok makes more sense.

In the interest of science, how do Krogan and Salarian cross-breed?

edit: Thanks again, Mustache. It does replace one scene, at least.

JackMackerel fucked around with this message at Apr 13, 2012 around 22:21

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009


Mayor Dave posted:

A few pages back, but this post highlighted my biggest problem with the Arrival DLC - why wasn't the Alpha Relay in dark space where the reapers were chilling? You'd think that access to every relay in the galaxy would be something cool to have without having to take the slow pony home from the void.

Wasnt Sovereign trying to warp them all there in ME1? If thats their normal transportation method, then perhaps they had no need for a relay.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Your words are as empty as your cereal bowl. I am the Vanguard of your Hanzo steel's destruction. This exchange is over...


JackMackerel posted:

In the interest of science, how do Krogan and Salarian cross-breed?

dkj
Feb 18, 2009

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Cthulu Carl posted:

If you don't romance anyone in ME2 or stick with Liara, Mordin's Love Line dialogue is him actually letting you down easily because he thinks you're into him (this was with my FemShep).

If you ask him about it, he goes on and on about how and why each species finds him irresistible - even mentions that some Krogan have a Salarian fetish because of their 'flexibility'.


He says this for male Shepard as well.



Bombadilillo posted:

Wasnt Sovereign trying to warp them all there in ME1? If thats their normal transportation method, then perhaps they had no need for a relay.

Sovereign was trying to undo the Prothean's tampering and manually open the Citadel's relay.

dkj fucked around with this message at Apr 13, 2012 around 22:22

JackMackerel
Jun 15, 2011


Cthulu Carl posted:

.... D: .... :O

God, I love his faces.

Mr.Unique-Name
Jul 5, 2002

Good. You read this avatar.
So you survived disagreeing with me about video games. The legend of Mr.Unique-Name needs to be rewritten.

Now it gets fun!

Cap'n Crunch? What is this shit?


Cthulu Carl posted:

EDIT: Wait, do you people really not understand how the principles of the Thanix cannon could be used in a missile?

I mean, the Thanix cannon basically results in the same thing as a shaped charge.

What? The Thanix cannon is essentially a rail gun with a liquid ammo store (that is solidified when fired).

Thank you, datapad app, for letting me look at the codex at work!

Superstring
Jul 22, 2007

I thought I was going insane for a second.


Cthulu Carl posted:


EDIT: Wait, do you people really not understand how the principles of the Thanix cannon could be used in a missile?

I mean, the Thanix cannon basically results in the same thing as a shaped charge.

What? They applied the priciples of the shaped charge to a missile by imitating a pseudo-beam weapon?

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Your words are as empty as your cereal bowl. I am the Vanguard of your Hanzo steel's destruction. This exchange is over...


dkj posted:

He says this for male Shepard as well.

I think that conversation is why I don't take his ME3 discussion with Joker on safe robo-sex as evidence that Joker and EDI are loving.

Mordin and Padok are just perverts. Hilarious, awesome perverts.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009


dkj posted:

He says this for male Shepard as well.


Sovereign was trying to undo the Prothean's tampering and manually open the Citadel's relay.

Ok, cool. Wait, how would that let the Reapers in without a relay on their end? Unless they have a Citadel on their Dark Space end, that became useless without the regular one. In which case, it makes sense that they wouldnt have a regular relay around.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Your words are as empty as your cereal bowl. I am the Vanguard of your Hanzo steel's destruction. This exchange is over...


Mr.Unique-Name posted:

What? The Thanix cannon is essentially a rail gun with a liquid ammo store (that is solidified when fired).

Thank you, datapad app, for letting me look at the codex at work!

You forgot the part that mentions that the Thanix is small enough to fit on fighters.

So it's not out of the question that it could be used as a missile warhead.


Superstring posted:

What? They applied the priciples of the shaped charge to a missile by imitating a pseudo-beam weapon?

Since a shaped charge basically does the same thing (albeit slower and with different materials)? Yes.

wikipedia posted:

Contrary to a widespread misconception, the shaped charge does not depend in any way on heating or melting for its effectiveness, that is, the jet from a shaped charge does not melt its way through armor, as its effect is purely kinetic in nature.

Cthulu Carl fucked around with this message at Apr 13, 2012 around 22:33

TyroneGoldstein
Mar 30, 2005

Yo that security guard looks like Malcolm X!

Superstring posted:

What? They applied the priciples of the shaped charge to a missile by imitating a pseudo-beam weapon?

LOL, hey well, if the big baddies can lose the keys to their hot rod relay network, forcing them to walk, anything seems possible.

dkj
Feb 18, 2009

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Bombadilillo posted:

Ok, cool. Wait, how would that let the Reapers in without a relay on their end? Unless they have a Citadel on their Dark Space end, that became useless without the regular one. In which case, it makes sense that they wouldnt have a regular relay around.

They do, but the one in dark space and the Citadel are way stronger than the normal ones.

I don't know what the hell is going on with Arrival and the 'alpha' relay though.

Superstring
Jul 22, 2007

I thought I was going insane for a second.


Cthulu Carl posted:

You forgot the part that mentions that the Thanix is small enough to fit on fighters.

So it's not out of the question that it could be used as a missile warhead.

So... They stuck a gun on the front of their missile?


I feel like a Xibit macro should go here or something.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009


Cthulu Carl posted:

You forgot the part that mentions that the Thanix is small enough to fit on fighters.

So it's not out of the question that it could be used as a missile warhead.

The size isnt the issue. Its like mounting a powerful laser on a missile and fly it in to shoot point blank then explode. You can do it. But its not a good use.

It guess you end up using it in the game a lot closer then its intended to, so it makes sense to have a fast mobile delivery unit. Its just a bit odd.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009


dkj posted:

They do, but the one in dark space and the Citadel are way stronger than the normal ones.

I don't know what the hell is going on with Arrival and the 'alpha' relay though.

I thought that was just the first relay the reapers happened to pass by on their trek into the galaxy(and thus getting instant travel to anywhere in the galaxy). So you destroy it forcing them to spend X amount of time hitting the next closest relay.

But I could be wrong.

Lycus
Aug 5, 2008

Half the posters in this forum have been made up. This website is a goddamn ghost town.

dkj posted:

They do, but the one in dark space and the Citadel are way stronger than the normal ones.

I don't know what the hell is going on with Arrival and the 'alpha' relay though.
They would've had to change the mission's story quite a bit, but I feel like the "Arrival" plan would've been more interesting if it involved giving the indoctrinated scientists the knowledge to modify the relay so that it could connect to the dark space relay.

The whole "Alpha Relay" thing made very little sense to me.

Edit: Eh, nevermind. If that were possible, they could've gone down that road with the Collectors.

Lycus fucked around with this message at Apr 13, 2012 around 22:41

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Your words are as empty as your cereal bowl. I am the Vanguard of your Hanzo steel's destruction. This exchange is over...


So... Are Javelins and Hellfires and RPG and TOWs and LAWs dumb too because "LOL, you're just putting a gun on a missile!"

(Because that's basically what a shaped charge is)

Munitions ITT

dkj
Feb 18, 2009

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Bombadilillo posted:

I thought that was just the first relay the reapers happened to pass by on their trek into the galaxy(and thus getting instant travel to anywhere in the galaxy). So you destroy it forcing them to spend X amount of time hitting the next closest relay.

But I could be wrong.

The Citadel is supposed to be where they arrive.

It would make sense to have back-up plans, but I don't think its ever said.

fenghuang
Mar 29, 2012


For all we know Thanix could be some sort of turian defense contractor, and these missiles simply have small tactical sized nuclear warheads or something.

EDIT: Regarding Reaper strength, the Codex states pretty clearly that a single cruiser or a bunch of fighters can take out a destroyer reaper (the ones you see on Tuchanka and Rannoch), and that four dreadnoughts can take down a big Reaper. Of course the Citadel races have no more than 50-70 dreadnoughts total, and the Reapers have at least hundreds of the capital ships.

Mr.Unique-Name
Jul 5, 2002

Good. You read this avatar.
So you survived disagreeing with me about video games. The legend of Mr.Unique-Name needs to be rewritten.

Now it gets fun!

Cap'n Crunch? What is this shit?


Cthulu Carl posted:

So... Are Javelins and Hellfires and RPG and TOWs and LAWs dumb too because "LOL, you're just putting a gun on a missile!"

(Because that's basically what a shaped charge is)

Munitions ITT

I believe you may be thinking about this wrong. We're talking about rail guns. The shaped charges you're talking about are (kind of) close to essentially making the missile like a big rear end bullet casing. They're completely different animals.

Also the missiles are recognizably smaller than fighters.

PureRok
Mar 27, 2010

Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before.

JackMackerel posted:

Still better than Kaidan awkwardly hitting on my Femshep (who romanced Liara).

He does the same thing to manshep.

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Leader (possibly) of the civilizing forces

Bombadilillo posted:

Wasnt Sovereign trying to warp them all there in ME1? If thats their normal transportation method, then perhaps they had no need for a relay.

In ME1 they make it clear that the reapers have a relay in dark space that links to the Citadel. My question is why that relay in dark space wasn't built to match the Alpha relay, which would let the Reapers invade through the relay in the Serpent Nebula and take the Citadel by surprise even without control of the Citadel.

So, basically, why are functionally immortal beings incapable of planning for the future?

dkj
Feb 18, 2009

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Mayor Dave posted:

In ME1 they make it clear that the reapers have a relay in dark space that links to the Citadel. My question is why that relay in dark space wasn't built to match the Alpha relay, which would let the Reapers invade through the relay in the Serpent Nebula and take the Citadel by surprise even without control of the Citadel.

So, basically, why are functionally immortal beings incapable of planning for the future?


They are super arrogant.

Alteisen
Jun 4, 2007



Met Kai Leng.

So the big bad-rear end cerberus assassin got his rear end kicked by a terminally ill drell, and this person is supposed to my antagonist?

Grey Fox V2
Nov 14, 2008

Augmented Balls of Titanium!


ZuljinRaynor posted:

I got both these packs for these reasons.

Wish they had visor-less versions. Jack's visor is really weird.
The visors in the second pack are the reason why I didn't pick it up. After seeing how obstructive Miranda's visor was I was pretty turned off to more packs but oh gently caress did I ever want to give Thane that sweet Matrix-esque getup.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009


Alteisen posted:

Met Kai Leng.

So the big bad-rear end cerberus assassin got his rear end kicked by a terminally ill drell, and this person is supposed to my antagonist?

He's in the game for like 10 minutes and his demise is extremely satisfying. Just be sure to take the renegade interrupt when the time comes

Adrastus
Apr 1, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!


Alteisen posted:

Met Kai Leng.

So the big bad-rear end cerberus assassin got his rear end kicked by a terminally ill drell, and this person is supposed to my antagonist?

I think that this is as good an excuse as any to repost these:




E:Kai Len peeing in vase:

Adrastus fucked around with this message at Apr 13, 2012 around 23:16

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Your words are as empty as your cereal bowl. I am the Vanguard of your Hanzo steel's destruction. This exchange is over...


Mr.Unique-Name posted:

I believe you may be thinking about this wrong. We're talking about rail guns. The shaped charges you're talking about are (kind of) close to essentially making the missile like a big rear end bullet casing. They're completely different animals.

I'm just saying the way the gun operates (Hunk of poo poo, accelerate it super-fast with magnets and ME fields) could be adapted into a warhead. It might not accelerate as fast as the gun, so it might not have the same range, but that doesn't matter, the missile should go off at point-blank range.

I mean, it makes sense to want your missiles' warheads to be able to penetrate Reaper armor, might as well try to adapt the principles that were learned from making the gun to that!

quote:

Also the missiles are recognizably smaller than fighters.

Fighters also have to accommodate the pilot, life support, maybe a mass effect core for FTL, other weapons systems, etc. etc. So yes, a missile that's just a chemical rocket, guidance, and Thanix warhead would be smaller.

And it's still a pretty big missile compared to the Mako its on.


dkj posted:

They are super arrogant.

They also might not have planned for contingencies simply because "why bother? This has always worked and if it doesn't, well, we're pretty much immortal - we got time to figure something else out."

So, arrogance AND a little laziness.

accidental_zombi
Feb 8, 2012


Adrastus posted:

I think that this is as good an excuse as any to repost these:




Oh god the English major in me wants to correct these pages so badly.

And still waiting on Eve x Mordin fic. Has to be Mordin. I want him to serenade Eve
with his glorious singing voice.

That Rough Beast
Apr 5, 2006
One day at a time...

"Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong."

"Oh Mordin~"

Also, quite aside from how stupid Kai Leng is, that book's writing really is atrocious.

Geostomp
Oct 22, 2008

Eat it, Nature!

I know I'm repeating myself, but Bioware could save themselves a lot of grief with one word: expansion.

The writing issues of ME3 are deep and nearly impossible to excise through any amount clarification. What they should do is present us one Broken Steel or DAO Awakening-esque (well, better than that, but still) block of gameplay that allows them to fit in some of the ideas that were cut for time and give they player the climax they've been wanting. If it's good, then we'd forget all about the abysmal endings and tout ME3 as an amazing experience. One project is all it'd take to repair their battered reputations and put this scandal behind them.

I know they're probably not going to do it, but that would do far better than any piss-poor handwaving away of the ending's issues that they could pump out by this summer.

skoolmunkee
Jun 27, 2004

Tell your friends we're coming for them



I was looking to avoid some real work and thanks you you guys I did these instead. Internet, look what you made me do. >:[













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Falken
Jan 26, 2004

You think you can outrun my knives?



OatmealRaisin posted:

Garrus goes on to star in the spinoff game Crazy Mako. Ride around the Citadel ferrying survivors of the war and running down the last of the Reaper forces! Featuring the hit single "All I Want" by The Offspring.

YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
Does that mean the Mako would be painted yellow and converted into a cabriolet, and then Garrus wears a Hawaiian shirt?

And then the spinoff series. Garrus's dad gets killed on the Citadel, and he returns to find out what happened, and ends up creating a new task force with Bailey as his partner.

Citadel Five-0

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