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messagemode1
Jun 9, 2006



Batham posted:

What about the green and blue ending?

No babies in the birth control ending. Bionic mechababies in the synthesis ending.

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Cellophane S
Nov 14, 2004

Now you're playing with power.

Dan Didio posted:

Yeah, even ignoring the fact that pulp fiction was largely explotive and loving terrible and not at all something for a modern narrative to aspire to be like, it was created in an entirely different context and doesn't actually resemble Mass Effect in any significant way.

Buck Rogers and Captain Future are pulp science-fiction. Mass Effect isn't.

It takes a few pages from pulp but I agree it ISN'T pulp

Venmoch
Jan 7, 2007

Either you pay me or I flay you alive... With my mind!



It is a shame this isn't in. I can't imagine the fistbump that would've resulted from hearing

"Burn! You son of a bitch!"

Sanschel
Aug 9, 2002



Venmoch posted:

It is a shame this isn't in. I can't imagine the fistbump that would've resulted from hearing

"Burn! You son of a bitch!"

You mean I could have gone down in a blaze of glory side-by-side with the meanest old bastard to ever live, and it GOT CUT?!

HUDSON YOU GUDDAM PIECE OF poo poo

Burning Mustache
Sep 4, 2006

Zaeed got stories.
Kasumi got loot.
All I got was a hole in my suit.


Just one more mission ... with that lovely old rifle ...

ZombyDog
Jul 11, 2001



Burning Mustache posted:

Just one more mission ... with that lovely old rifle ...
To be fair, at least Zaeed managed a cameo, imagine the tragedy if he got offed in an email.

Piedmon Sama
Apr 15, 2008

In all my years of judging
I have never heard before
Of someone more deserving
The Full Penalty of Law

Replaying ME1 as an Engineer has reminded me how much I love Kaidan's inane commentary about everything.

"Those tunnels remind me of bathroom tiles."

"Bit nippy."

"At least it's a dry heat."


God bless your unflappable blandness, Kaidan.

lenoon
Jan 7, 2010



Burning Mustache posted:

Just one more mission ... with that lovely old rifle ...

"poo poo!"

Kasonic
Mar 6, 2007

Tenth Street Reds, representing


Krinkle posted:

They didn't huskify jack's voice? How hard is it to pass a filter over her default attack lines? That's just lazy and makes the scene kind of silly.

There was a little bit of a filter there; do regular Phantoms even have a synthy voice?

Maybe if she was a Nemesis with their glitchy voice, but I thought it was fine.

Sandweed
Sep 7, 2006

War so serious?


ZombyDog posted:

To be fair, at least Zaeed managed a cameo, imagine the tragedy if he got offed in an email.

Yes their handling of Morinth was pretty bad.

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

Slightly Amused



Kasonic posted:

There was a little bit of a filter there; do regular Phantoms even have a synthy voice?

Maybe if she was a Nemesis with their glitchy voice, but I thought it was fine.

Regular Phantoms have a very slight filter. It is barely noticeable compared to the constant clicking of the nemesis.

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008
I like bread

Is there a good ending for the game yet?

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010


Pochoclo posted:

Is there a good ending for the game yet?

Yeah, but unfortunately you can only unlock it if you've managed to keep General Leo and Aeris alive.

tiberion02
Mar 26, 2007

If Shepard doesn't bring help soon...


Burning Mustache posted:

Just one more mission ... with that lovely old rifle ...

Ahh man, I just got a mental image of you saying farewell to Zaeed on Earth, and he holds up Jessie and says that he's been tinkering to keep her ready for this one last mission.

:HEADCANON:

Aristobulus
Mar 20, 2007

Slap omni-gel on
everything.



These avatars paid for Lowtax new boat.


That DICK! posted:

Yeah, but unfortunately you can only unlock it if you've managed to keep General Leo and Aeris alive.

The funny thing is you can actually keep Leo alive. At least enough to visit his own grave, I don't remember if it carries through to the WoR.

Piedmon Sama posted:

Replaying ME1 as an Engineer has reminded me how much I love Kaidan's inane commentary about everything.

"Those tunnels remind me of bathroom tiles."

"Bit nippy."

"At least it's a dry heat."


God bless your unflappable blandness, Kaidan.

He's just so excited about everything. Should take him everywhere get all of his colorful commentary.

Dush
Jan 23, 2011

Mo' Money


tiberion02 posted:

Ahh man, I just got a mental image of you saying farewell to Zaeed on Earth, and he holds up Jessie and says that he's been tinkering to keep her ready for this one last mission.

:HEADCANON:

On Liara's terminal, there's a list of stuff Zaeed has bought to prepare for the war. Lots of weapons, two bottles of whiskey and... a box of discontinued rifle parts... ?

Geostomp
Oct 22, 2008

Eat it, Nature!

Piedmon Sama posted:

Replaying ME1 as an Engineer has reminded me how much I love Kaidan's inane commentary about everything.

"Those tunnels remind me of bathroom tiles."

"Bit nippy."

"At least it's a dry heat."


God bless your unflappable blandness, Kaidan.

Kaidan spews this kind of stuff and yet Jacob is the guy with the reputation for being boring? Well, he kind of is, but at least he had his own game (that nobody ever bothers to mention in detail) and didn't compare ancient ruins with bathroom tiles on a whim.

ashpanash
Apr 9, 2008

I can see when you are lying.


So it's increasingly apparent that the ending was severely cut down/changed for time constraints which makes the "artistic integrity" line as big a gently caress you from a gaming company as I can remember.

But I digress. Let me ask this question. Do you think Bioware decided to blow up/gently caress the Mass Effect Universe to death, making sure there would never be any sequels, because they thought the Reapers were the ultimate enemy, and any enemy you would face in the future would fail to live up to them?

I can understand why they might take that approach, especially looking at other games and fiction that continues past the original planned story. For example, after Wing Command 3/4, they made a lovely Wing Commander game where they basically introduced a new alien race because the Kilrathi were turned into TNG Klingons. In the Star Wars EU, apparently there's some new super-threat race from beyond the galactic rim or something. In the Farscape comics, apparently there's a new bad-rear end race that rival the Scarrans.

I wonder if the Mass Effect team thought "well, we don't want to take this content in the future with some other reaper-like threat from another galaxy, so we'll end it here." Which I can imagine them thinking, only the problem with that line of thinking is it's very short-sighted. It's not necessary to have a new big bad existential threat to all life to justify a game or series of games in the universe. I think that's a trap that a lot of sci-fi writers fall into. You'd think a team with this much "artistic integrity" could see their way through it. Oh there I go again. God that phrase pisses me off.

Red-Leg Scissorman
Apr 19, 2012

The Door Flew Open
In He Ran,
The Great, Long, Red-Legged
Scissorman.


ungulateman posted:



Thank you

savetheclocktower posted:

I can only speak for myself, but multiple endings is never what I wanted. ME1 didn't have multiple endings; it had one ending (you defeat Saren and Sovereign) with differences in minor details, depending on your choices. ME2 didn't have multiple endings; it had one ending (you defeat the Collectors) with differences in minor details, depending on your choices. Just because the Council can live or die, just because Zaeed can live or die, doesn't mean it's an entirely different ending.

The trick is to make the details minor enough that they don't effect the denouement, but major enough that the player feels like their choices mattered. ME1 was probably the best at this; Saren and Sovereign are dead, humans put themselves on the map, but the choices you make (Destiny Ascension, Udina vs. Anderson on the Council) can "spin" the ending in different directions. It's not that I'm against having multiple endings in theory, but I'd rather they shoot for one strong narrative.

Hilariously, I think that's what they did with ME 3 if you look at it too. The differences between the endings are entirely superficial, kinda like the other 2 games (though far less interesting than how ME 2 played it). It's just that the choice is pointless because no matter what, Shepard ruins the galaxy and rewrites all of creation in a giant, stupid, nonsense energy wave.

You get to pick what kind of stupid nonsense energy wave it is, Renegade energy, Paragon energy, or... green energy (I guess?). So they were following the same formula as before, they just picked a really, really lovely ending in general to work with.

Red-Leg Scissorman
Apr 19, 2012

The Door Flew Open
In He Ran,
The Great, Long, Red-Legged
Scissorman.


ashpanash posted:

So it's increasingly apparent that the ending was severely cut down/changed for time constraints which makes the "artistic integrity" line as big a gently caress you from a gaming company as I can remember.

But I digress. Let me ask this question. Do you think Bioware decided to blow up/gently caress the Mass Effect Universe to death, making sure there would never be any sequels, because they thought the Reapers were the ultimate enemy, and any enemy you would face in the future would fail to live up to them?

I can understand why they might take that approach, especially looking at other games and fiction that continues past the original planned story. For example, after Wing Command 3/4, they made a lovely Wing Commander game where they basically introduced a new alien race because the Kilrathi were turned into TNG Klingons. In the Star Wars EU, apparently there's some new super-threat race from beyond the galactic rim or something. In the Farscape comics, apparently there's a new bad-rear end race that rival the Scarrans.

I wonder if the Mass Effect team thought "well, we don't want to take this content in the future with some other reaper-like threat from another galaxy, so we'll end it here." Which I can imagine them thinking, only the problem with that line of thinking is it's very short-sighted. It's not necessary to have a new big bad existential threat to all life to justify a game or series of games in the universe. I think that's a trap that a lot of sci-fi writers fall into. You'd think a team with this much "artistic integrity" could see their way through it. Oh there I go again. God that phrase pisses me off.

That's a possibility but I don't agree with their choice if that is the case. I think it's a bit premature. The setting didn't necesserily need a big bad to stay interesting; it was still a wild frontier in a lot of places, plenty of areas to explore and just enjoy on a smaller scale. New stories that weren't about Shepard specificly could focus on much smaller scale stories, I.e. a planet in the Terminus systems throwing off Batarian Rule, The Alliance securing the Attican Traverse from pirates, so on and so forth. You couldn't raise the stakes much higher in Shepard's story, that's true, but the setting itself is much bigger than Shepard alone, unlike something like Halo, where outside of the main character there really isn't anything to talk about.

Aristobulus
Mar 20, 2007

Slap omni-gel on
everything.



These avatars paid for Lowtax new boat.


Myrdhale posted:

That's a possibility but I don't agree with their choice if that is the case. I think it's a bit premature. The setting didn't necesserily need a big bad to stay interesting; it was still a wild frontier in a lot of places, plenty of areas to explore and just enjoy on a smaller scale. New stories that weren't about Shepard specificly could focus on much smaller scale stories, I.e. a planet in the Terminus systems throwing off Batarian Rule, The Alliance securing the Attican Traverse from pirates, so on and so forth. You couldn't raise the stakes much higher in Shepard's story, that's true, but the setting itself is much bigger than Shepard alone, unlike something like Halo, where outside of the main character there really isn't anything to talk about.

Yeah, this is what I've been saying. Sure, they might've killed it off because they can't raise the stakes higher than the Reapers, but if that's why they did it, it's a huge mistake. The universe, setting, and overall IP was totally strong enough to stand on its' own. It doesn't NEED a huge galaxy threatening presence to be interesting.

Even Shepard's story was interesting for way more than just fighting the Reapers.

ZuljinRaynor
Apr 25, 2010

NERD LICENSE IMMUNITY
It's just been revoked!


Piedmon Sama posted:

Replaying ME1 as an Engineer has reminded me how much I love Kaidan's inane commentary about everything.

"Those tunnels remind me of bathroom tiles."

I always think this to myself before Kaidan says it. Always. I did during my first playthrough and when I replayed and didn't remember Kaidan says it.

There is nothing wrong with it. It is a fact it looks like a bathroom.

Aristobulus
Mar 20, 2007

Slap omni-gel on
everything.



These avatars paid for Lowtax new boat.


What in the world is Kaidan saying looks like bathroom tiles anyway. I have no idea what's being referred to here.

ZuljinRaynor
Apr 25, 2010

NERD LICENSE IMMUNITY
It's just been revoked!


Aristobulus posted:

What in the world is Kaidan saying looks like bathroom tiles anyway. I have no idea what's being referred to here.

On Therum, in the ruins there are these alcoves that have bathroom-like tiles. Where Liara is held in stasis there are bathroom tiles.

The Grumbles
Jun 5, 2006

let the anger flow through your salt beef filling

Just finished this. Got the synthesis ending. I thought it was pretty cool? It's kind of embarrassing that people have been demanding that they 'fix' the ending. I sure hope that Steinbeck releases a patch for Of Mice And Men so that Lennie doesn't die. Its pretty damning of the collective immaturity of the so-called 'gamer' community that people feel entitled for a story to be told beyond the scope of what has already been given. Even if it is at odds with the choose-your-own adventure mechanics of the games, things like that petition to 'fix' the ending are so hideously brattish, even if the game was a little mismarketed.
The silliest thing about all this is that the writing in this game is no great feat of literature. I really enjoyed the universe, how well mapped out things like technology and alien cultures were, and how it explored this idea of different species having fundamental psychological differences for evolutionary reasons. But things like plot and writing, at least in ME3, is generic filler at best, and at worst actually kind of undermines the cohesiveness of the world, in that you have this guy who for some reason is humanity's 'best hope' because he can either deliver a fairly inspiring speech, or be very rude to people. It's cool how the lore of the game grows with your decisions but the whole thing of shepherd being somehow special is never, ever justified, apart from the whole mass-relay thing in the first game. And it's because of the writing that this is the case, as all his 'moving speeches' are just kind of these ham-fisted cliches about 'hope' or 'honour' or whatever. This is why I think I was pretty satisfied with the ending. It gave closure to the questions of why the mass effect universe operates how it does, but it isn't as if Shepard is some great literary hero who has been done a disservice here. Compare shephard with any classic fictional hero and it's immediately obvious that rather than having a compelling, believable character you've got this tedious cliche machine. I think a lot of this may well be the demands of bioware's whole good guy/bad guy choice system, which holds back the possibility for believable characterisation. Thoughts?

Megaman's Jockstrap
Jul 16, 2000

What a horrible thread to have a post.


The Grumbles posted:

Just finished this. Got the synthesis ending. I thought it was pretty cool? ...Thoughts?

Here's a thought: your post was the same stupid warmed-over nonsense that's been debunked a dozen times in this thread, and there's absolutely nothing original, engaging, or insightful about what you wrote. That's not anger or a personal attack; you've literally written the exact same points and made the same faulty observations that have been repeatedly blown to poo poo over and over in 800+ pages. I'm certainly not going to do so again.

Megaman's Jockstrap fucked around with this message at Apr 25, 2012 around 14:41

Sky Shadowing
Feb 13, 2012

At least we're not the Thalmor (yet).


The Grumbles posted:

Its pretty damning of the collective immaturity of the so-called 'gamer' community that people feel entitled for a story to be told beyond the scope of what has already been given.

That word is a danger mark in this thread. Using it will most certainly piss people off.

The Grumbles posted:

Even if it is at odds with the choose-your-own adventure mechanics of the games, things like that petition to 'fix' the ending are so hideously brattish, even if the game was a little mismarketed.

A 'little' mismarketed is a gross understatement. The game was totally and utterly mismarketed. There's an actual quote out there of Casey Hudson saying there wouldn't be an "A, B, C" ending choice. But that's exactly what we got.

The Grumbles posted:

I really enjoyed the universe, how well mapped out things like technology and alien cultures were, and how it explored this idea of different species having fundamental psychological differences for evolutionary reasons.

Valid thoughts. Now come to the realization that the ending shatters the universe you enjoyed so much. That you've been fighting to save it for three games, but the only way to save it is to destroy it yourself.

Your opinion is your opinion, but most of this thread (myself included) heartily disagree.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010


Megaman's Jockstrap posted:

Here's a thought: your post was the same stupid warmed-over nonsense that's been debunked a dozen times in this thread, and there's absolutely nothing original, engaging, or insightful about what you wrote.

Pfft. Spoken like someone whose never beaten Of Mice and Men.

Aristobulus
Mar 20, 2007

Slap omni-gel on
everything.



These avatars paid for Lowtax new boat.


Megaman's Jockstrap posted:

Here's a thought: your post was the same stupid warmed-over nonsense that's been debunked a dozen times in this thread, and there's absolutely nothing original, engaging, or insightful about what you wrote.

MMJ is spot on and I wager you haven't read a single post in this thread, Grumbles. You just beat the game and jumped straight into this thread to let us know we're all entitled babies.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010
Bench press was, is and will never be a great chest builder.

The Grumbles posted:

I really enjoyed the universe, how well mapped out things like technology and alien cultures were, and how it explored this idea of different species having fundamental psychological differences for evolutionary reasons.

But this is exactly what the endings - synthesis in particular - contradicted.

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

I tried to make a mime but his face fell off

that games don't and shouldn't aspire to be literature or cinema, they should aspire to be good games. The endings of Mass Effect, especially Synthesis, are beyond being poorly written and conceived also extremely opposed to the core idea that computer/video-games-as-art builds upon, namely player involvement and influence.

By, you know, rendering all player involvement null and void apart from the very final decision, which really isn't even the player's avatar taking action, it's some oddball space-god deciding "eh, gently caress it".

Megaman's Jockstrap
Jul 16, 2000

What a horrible thread to have a post.


That DICK! posted:

Pfft. Spoken like someone whose never beaten Of Mice and Men.

Ok I will do one thing: my favorite part is simultaneously comparing the outcry of Mass Effect to a request to change Of Mice and Men and then almost immediately reminding us all that Mass Effect is no great feat of literature literally two sentences later. That's a really great way to make a point about...something.

"You can't ask them to change this! It's like asking an author to change great literature! Which this is not, by the way!"

Trast
Oct 20, 2010

Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].



Phylodox posted:

I never thought a drawing of some space bros with babies would attract such ire. Man, some people just hate happiness. Guess I won't do that drawing of Legion playing with some puppies after all.

Some Goons just don't want to be happy. Some Goons just want to see the thread sperg.

ZombyDog
Jul 11, 2001



The Grumbles posted:

Just finished this. Got the synthesis ending. I thought it was pretty cool? It's kind of embarrassing that people have been demanding that they 'fix' the ending. I sure hope that Steinbeck releases a patch for Of Mice And Men so that Lennie doesn't die. Its pretty damning of the collective immaturity of the so-called 'gamer' community that people feel entitled for a story to be told beyond the scope of what has already been given. Even if it is at odds with the choose-your-own adventure mechanics of the games, things like that petition to 'fix' the ending are so hideously brattish, even if the game was a little mismarketed.
The silliest thing about all this is that the writing in this game is no great feat of literature. I really enjoyed the universe, how well mapped out things like technology and alien cultures were, and how it explored this idea of different species having fundamental psychological differences for evolutionary reasons. But things like plot and writing, at least in ME3, is generic filler at best, and at worst actually kind of undermines the cohesiveness of the world, in that you have this guy who for some reason is humanity's 'best hope' because he can either deliver a fairly inspiring speech, or be very rude to people. It's cool how the lore of the game grows with your decisions but the whole thing of shepherd being somehow special is never, ever justified, apart from the whole mass-relay thing in the first game. And it's because of the writing that this is the case, as all his 'moving speeches' are just kind of these ham-fisted cliches about 'hope' or 'honour' or whatever. This is why I think I was pretty satisfied with the ending. It gave closure to the questions of why the mass effect universe operates how it does, but it isn't as if Shepard is some great literary hero who has been done a disservice here. Compare shephard with any classic fictional hero and it's immediately obvious that rather than having a compelling, believable character you've got this tedious cliche machine. I think a lot of this may well be the demands of bioware's whole good guy/bad guy choice system, which holds back the possibility for believable characterisation. Thoughts?
I think you may have mischaracterised why some people were up in arms over the ending though, and one of the biggest gripes seems to be that it failed to give closure in regards to the Mass Effect universe and the method in which Bioware chose to close it. The death of Shep is hardly the biggest complaint. Given that ME3 has several glorious sacrifices, Shep dying so that the Galaxy is free from the Reapers isn't a big deal. It's all of the fundamental questions left unanswered that cause problems.

BexGu
Jan 9, 2004

This fucking day....

Trast posted:

Some Goons just don't want to be happy. Some Goons just want to see the thread sperg.

Hell, if we're posting art that makes goon angry I would go with this:

Title - ME3 - You’ll Never Be Alone



Source: http://vampyyri.deviantart.com/art/...Alone-290131703

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010
Bench press was, is and will never be a great chest builder.

The Grumbles posted:

This is why I think I was pretty satisfied with the ending. It gave closure to the questions of why the mass effect universe operates how it does...

Not when the Starchild is demonstrably a liar it doesn't.

Phylodox
Mar 30, 2006

Shepard.


That DICK! posted:

Pfft. Spoken like someone whose never beaten Of Mice and Men.

Yeah, but did you get the green ending where George and Lennie get merged?

BexGu posted:

Title - ME3 - You’ll Never Be Alone

"Shepard, you said that once I decided to follow you, you would walk with me all the way. But I have noticed that during the most troublesome times in my life, there is only one set of footprints. I don't understand why when I needed you most you would leave me."

And the Shepard replied, "[RIGHT HOOK]"

Phylodox fucked around with this message at Apr 25, 2012 around 14:53

lenoon
Jan 7, 2010



Megaman's Jockstrap posted:

Here's a thought: your post was the same stupid warmed-over nonsense that's been debunked a dozen times in this thread

Aye, but equally tedious is the "my god, I was cheated - this is worse than when my wife left me/my children were killed" that represents the other option. It is certainly a pain the loving rear end to have the star kid ending. It could and should have been better But chill, guys. It's not that important, and I love this series in a very devoted way.

Sky Shadowing posted:

Valid thoughts. Now come to the realization that the ending shatters the universe you enjoyed so much. That you've been fighting to save it for three games, but the only way to save it is to destroy it yourself.

That's what you think happens. I dont really mind the destroying this cycle thing. You save the future ones (in my opinion, anyway) and I like that idea of the sacrifice.

Anyway, let's get back to talking about things that are/were good about Me3. This ending conversation is done to death, why don't we leave it alone?

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010
Bench press was, is and will never be a great chest builder.

Phylodox posted:

Yeah, but did you get the green ending where George and Lennie get merged?

I didn't like that all the rabbits exploded personally.

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That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010


I think the Control ending is based on the end of Great Gatsby, when Nick Carraway decides to take control of the Old Money.

"I guess Gatsby was right all along..."

quote:

Aye, but equally tedious is the "my god, I was cheated - this is worse than when my wife left me/my children were killed" that represents the other option

Hahahaha, yep! Those are the only two sides to this debate! No middleground whatsoever!

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