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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.

Fauxhawk Express posted:

I've Been Having Some Pretty hosed-Up Bread Thoughts Lately

By A Duck

This goes so far into terrifying that it circles back to utter hilarity. Jesus Christ.

# ? May 20, 2013 03:11
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# ? May 23, 2013 02:59
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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

I'M A BUTTWIZARD

AND ALSO A BOOBWIZARD COME TO THINK OF IT

 This one's from the A.V. Club, but it's worth reading anyway: Justin Bieber reminds booing crowd that Chevrolet has deemed him a serious artist

# ? May 20, 2013 23:29
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muscles like this?
Jan 17, 2005

BOGGLE?



 While The AV Club is the "serious" part of The Onion the news part is worth reading because Sean O'Neal is really funny.

# ? May 20, 2013 23:45
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Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

You pick up the nugget of URANIUM and...

Oh that was so stupid. Why would you do that?

ultrafilter posted:

This one's from the A.V. Club, but it's worth reading anyway: Justin Bieber reminds booing crowd that Chevrolet has deemed him a serious artist

That explains this then: Justin Bieber Recovering In Intensive Care Unit After Being Badly Booed

# ? May 20, 2013 23:47
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Skeesix
Jun 23, 2007

I can barely get any research done

 Oh god, it's me

http://www.theonion.com/articles/we...ans-phot,32499/

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jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

I failed the Digg Button Challenge™

 ‘Grand Theft Auto V’ Missions To Focus Largely On Tutoring, Community Outreach

Dont forget the final line.

# ? May 21, 2013 00:20
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Fauxhawk Express
Oct 28, 2007

Kidnapping an audience member? 10 POINTS!!!

jojoinnit posted:

‘Grand Theft Auto V’ Missions To Focus Largely On Tutoring, Community Outreach

Dont forget the final line.

Manny Escuela lives.

# ? May 21, 2013 00:29
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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.



 Oh God my childhood

Breakfast in Bed Served to Mom Who Just Got Eaten Out.

# ? May 21, 2013 04:16
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pkticker
Nov 12, 2009


 Awww...

Kiss with wife pretty good.

# ? May 21, 2013 13:43
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SpiderHyphenMan
Mar 31, 2010
Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night in a sweat as unknown to me, in my sleep I have managed to tune my ear to the frequency of despair, and crossreference by the longitude and latitude of a heart in agony.
SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT ONE MORE DAY ALREADY!


 Woman Who Cracked 3 Separate iPhone Screens Expecting Baby Boy This August
The execution of this article is flawless.

# ? May 22, 2013 18:12
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prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.

 It's not even a joke sometimes.

‘Our Thoughts Go Out To Oklahoma,’ Says Congressman Mentally Calculating When He Can Bring Up Benghazi Again

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SpiderHyphenMan
Mar 31, 2010
Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night in a sweat as unknown to me, in my sleep I have managed to tune my ear to the frequency of despair, and crossreference by the longitude and latitude of a heart in agony.
SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT ONE MORE DAY ALREADY!


 REWIND! 10 Sharp Knives That Scarred You For Life
That they continue to find new ways to play with list journalism astounds me.

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Xandu
Feb 19, 2006


It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am.

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

REWIND! 10 Sharp Knives That Scarred You For Life
That they continue to find new ways to play with list journalism astounds me.

Haha, that last one is amazing.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/lo...-on-yelp,32535/

Local Mosque Only Rated 1.5 Stars on Yelp

I really liked this one, went in a different direction than I was expecting

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Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

 Obama Fed Grapes While Urging Press Conference To Enjoy Orgy

# ? May 22, 2013 20:19
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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

I'M A BUTTWIZARD

AND ALSO A BOOBWIZARD COME TO THINK OF IT

 Kate Middleton Suffering From Morning Sickness

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SpiderHyphenMan
Mar 31, 2010
Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night in a sweat as unknown to me, in my sleep I have managed to tune my ear to the frequency of despair, and crossreference by the longitude and latitude of a heart in agony.
SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT ONE MORE DAY ALREADY!

ultrafilter posted:

Kate Middleton Suffering From Morning Sickness
They should hire Everdraed to do the inevitable livestream of the baby's birth.

# ? May 22, 2013 21:23
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# ? May 23, 2013 02:59
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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.

Benne posted:

Obama Fed Grapes While Urging Press Conference To Enjoy Orgy

I can't wait to see this on Literally Unbelievable

# ? May 22, 2013 21:48
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