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How far he has fallen from the days of being hunted by the international cabal.
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GOP Voters Shrug And Say There Really Nothing You Can Do After Footage Of Trump Molesting Deer Emerges
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Is TheHardTimes accepted here? It's Onion-adjacent and sometimes just as funny. TurboTax Adds New Feature to Show How Much Blood Users Have on Hands Just From Paying Taxes
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Mister Speaker posted:Is TheHardTimes accepted here? It's Onion-adjacent and sometimes just as funny. It’s often posted here and it’s fine to do so, but idk if I’m biased but none of the other publications do it quite like the onion and clickhole imho. Like that article.. it’s not subtle at all? I don’t know how to describe it
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Reductress is probably funnier than the onion at this point and certainly better than click hole.
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There are a lot of satire sites with decent headlines but The Onion and Clickhole are among the very few that do full articles well. Reductress is up there too but they're a little one note for my tastes.
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Mister Speaker posted:Is TheHardTimes accepted here? It's Onion-adjacent and sometimes just as funny. Yes, but IIRC they're doing some dumbass bullshit and fired most of the writers or something and accidentally deleted their youtube channel by deleting Kaplaowitz's gmail account so IDK.
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Onion talks are so good, especially this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qB6AlbTl6_4 And this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66Cl_0NNhdM
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God Admits Sending Great Flood Was Just Misguided Attempt To Impress Jodie Foster
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Biden Falls Through Ice After Buddies Dare Him To Walk On Frozen Capitol Reflecting Pool Trump Daydreams About What He Would Do If He Were Rich
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This one entered my head for no reason I can account for today Okay, Ladies, Now Let’s Get In Formation: 5 Ridiculously Fun Bachelorette Party Destinations Where You Can Lap Up Gallons Of Cola And Rip rear end With Your Best Gals https://clickhole.com/okay-ladies-now-let-s-get-in-formation-5-ridiculousl-1836833007/
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One of my favorites. I think I almost had a seizure when i first read that one
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My best friend and I still reference 5 Times The Animatronic Fox On Splash Mountain Addressed Me By Name And Told Me He Was Going To Marry My Dad and PR Nightmare: Make-A-Wish Accidentally Sent A Costumed Hero Named Terminally Ill Spider-Man To A Healthy Kid’s House And Asked The Child To Comfort Him In His Final Hours on a regular basis. Though Does Master Like The ‘Which Marvel Superhero Are You?’ Quiz I Have Prepared For Him? Does It Please Master? still makes me cackle like someone about to be carted away to an asylum. "I know how much you love floor almonds, Grundor."
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There’s Still Hope For You: Jon Hamm Was 52 Years Old Before Bringing Your Wife To Orgasm
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I really like Keeping It Civil: 7 Polite And Constructive Ways To Talk To Your Conservative Relatives About Your Multicultural, God-Bashing Sex Robot. It has so many good one-liners in it, like "Though it’s tempting to offer an overly intellectual defense of your sex robot yelling “PRAYER IS FUTILE!” while your grandfather says grace, that will likely just make your relatives more offended than they already are."
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Words Besides ‘Genocide’ U.S. News Outlets Use To Describe Genocide
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Blood-Covered Mark Zuckerberg Informed That Murder He Just Committed Was Not In Metaverse
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New James Bond just dropped https://www.theonion.com/wallace-shawn-emerges-as-frontrunner-to-replace-daniel-1828580876
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Goals! This Woman Is In Too Much Physical Pain To Really Notice Her Emotional Pain [REDUCTRESS: THIS HEADLINE IS AVAILABLE FOR RENT $450/MONTH]
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clown shoes posted:New James Bond just dropped I'd watch it.
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It is cruel of you to post pictures of links that on mobile look just like links but can’t be clicked on
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Whoops, it wasn't the onion! https://www.eurogamer.net/roblox-studio-boss-children-making-money-on-the-platform-isnt-exploitation-its-a-gift
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shouldnt the money taken FROM children also be going TO children? you want kids charging moms credit card to strange ADULTS overseas? ok weirdo
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Finally they modernized the kids yearn for the mines for the 21 century
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The kids yearn for the blox
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Yeah, Sure, Elderly Man Hitting On Granddaughter Due To Dementia
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Morgan Wallan Arrested For Throwing Chair Off 6-Story Bar
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lol drat
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This is how I learned about it when scrolling Insta.
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They must have death headlines teed up for a number of famous folks. Content: Nickelodeon Announces Dan Schneider Has Been Chemically Castrated With Slime
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Sharpshooting Mom Snipes Bread Out Of Daughter’s Hands From 800 Meters Away https://www.theonion.com/sharpshooting-mom-snipes-bread-out-of-daughter-s-hands-1851407418
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Zugzwang posted:They must have death headlines teed up for a number of famous folks. They probably do the thing most actual news organizations do where there are prewritten obits for basically every high profile person (with blank spots to fill in things like age) so they can get it out as soon as possible.
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muscles like this! posted:They probably do the thing most actual news organizations do where there are prewritten obits for basically every high profile person (with blank spots to fill in things like age) so they can get it out as soon as possible. https://www.theonion.com/note-do-not-run-until-loving-queen-is-dead-or-people-1849511595
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