|
This new one is pretty funny: Tens of Thousands Dead In Ongoing Africa
|
#
¿
May 16, 2012 21:23
|
|
|
|
| # ¿ Apr 29, 2024 10:06 |
|
|
I Think I'd Make A Pretty Good HBO Show by 18th Century France
|
|
#
¿
Jun 19, 2012 20:19
|
|
|
Derek is freaking hilarious.
|
|
#
¿
Jul 20, 2012 18:36
|
|
|
Jesus Christ Onion  Holy poo poo, I Just Realized People Want To Kill My Dad
|
|
#
¿
Jul 24, 2012 21:20
|
|
|
I don't want this show ever to end!
|
|
#
¿
Aug 2, 2012 21:13
|
|
|
Sarkozymandias posted:It's pretty incredible how someone's first response to the death of the world record shattering Olympic Gold Medalist could be "water and weed don't mix." Especially when it's not true. 
|
|
#
¿
Aug 11, 2012 12:13
|
|
|
Human reproduction is really weird when you think of it that way.
|
|
#
¿
Sep 3, 2012 20:12
|
|
|
Jesus gently caress Onion BREAKING: FBI Receives Credible Information About Terrorist Attack On Sept. 11, 2001
|
|
#
¿
Sep 11, 2012 15:38
|
|
|
Ahahaha http://www.theonion.com/articles/mitt-romney-adopts-new-ronnie-ferocious-persona-fo,29789/ "Mitt Romney Adopts New ‘Ronnie Ferocious’ Persona For Debates"
|
|
#
¿
Oct 4, 2012 22:27
|
|
|
Hahaha, the ending is hilarious.
|
|
#
¿
Nov 26, 2012 23:06
|
|
|
Filthy Mitt Romney Delivers Campaign Speech To Audience Of Confused Shoppers In Ohio Safeway
|
|
#
¿
Nov 27, 2012 19:20
|
|
|
Haha, I was just about to post that. I've never seen that before!
|
|
#
¿
Dec 30, 2012 14:14
|
|
|
Biden scores 800 feet of copper wire
|
|
#
¿
Jan 28, 2013 22:51
|
|
|
Yeah, I think I need to take a break from the Onion for a while.
|
|
#
¿
Feb 27, 2013 00:59
|
|
|
ultrafilter posted:Sad Kevin does a slideshow: Top 10 Most Adorable Dogs! Has anyone checked on Kevin in a while? Made sure he's okay and stuff? I'm getting kind of worried.
|
|
#
¿
Mar 16, 2013 07:59
|
|
|
Konec Hry posted:I'm not even sure this is meant to be a BAD pitch because it genuinely made me laugh... That would be loving hilarious. I'm 100% serious, I can't see how it could ever get old. Six seasons and a movie!
|
|
#
¿
Mar 19, 2013 22:37
|
|
|
So, I think I found Sad Kevin: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQBCa7GJZLU
|
|
#
¿
Mar 22, 2013 12:26
|
|
|
PleasingFungus posted:Judge Rules White Girl Will Be Tried As Black Adult is pretty great. I love when she walks out of the courtroom the woman the jury clutches her purse.
|
|
#
¿
May 7, 2013 17:25
|
|
|
Obama Speechwriters Unsure How They’d Praise Fort Lauderdale In Event Of Tragedy http://www.theonion.com/articles/obama-speechwriters-unsure-how-theyd-praise-fort-l,32364/
|
|
#
¿
May 10, 2013 07:50
|
|
|
Took me till Finland to realize that the joke is that these aren't real cities: http://www.theonion.com/articles/top-10-best-cities-to-move-to-today,32372
|
|
#
¿
May 10, 2013 16:34
|
|
|
Picture says it all. http://www.theonion.com/articles/boss-born-in-1991,32568/
|
|
#
¿
May 30, 2013 16:51
|
|
|
McDonald's Considering Franchising Restaurants After 70 Years Of Being Family Owned And Operated http://www.theonion.com/articles/mcdonalds-considering-franchising-restaurants-afte,32897/
|
|
#
¿
Jun 20, 2013 22:39
|
|
|
SpiderHyphenMan posted:
Well, they knocked it out of the park.
|
|
#
¿
Jul 15, 2013 21:42
|
|
|
Robert Denby posted:Biden Has Guy Named Worm Sit In For Him At Cabinet Meeting Yeah, nothing else is or will ever be as hilarious as Diamond Joe.
|
|
#
¿
Jul 25, 2013 22:28
|
|
|
Jet Jaguar posted:Iowa State Fair Guards Told To Shoot Non–Iowa Residents On Sight I love Onion Iowa and Indiana.
|
|
#
¿
Aug 7, 2013 15:25
|
|
|
http://www.theonion.com/articles/the-onion-encourages-israel-and-palestine-not-to-g,33473/ Goddamn.
|
|
#
¿
Aug 13, 2013 23:30
|
|
|
Hmm, I wonder if the Onion has something against Pennsylvania? http://www.theonion.com/articles/visiting-gore-calls-pennsylvania-a-hellhole,294/
|
|
#
¿
Sep 13, 2013 14:18
|
|
|
Castomira posted:High-Powered Washington Fixer Tells Blood-Soaked Obama To Listen Carefully Holy gently caress, this is probably the best Onion article ever somehow Jerusalem posted:Holy poo poo that last line is amazing. especially when combined with this
|
|
#
¿
Oct 8, 2013 16:12
|
|
|
May Contain Nuts posted:This made me happy This should kind of actually happen.
|
|
#
¿
Oct 9, 2013 17:01
|
|
|
I love how Obama is the drone president now. Obama Spends Afternoon In Garage Restoring Classic Drone
|
|
#
¿
Mar 13, 2014 09:37
|
|
|
|
| # ¿ Apr 29, 2024 10:06 |
|
|
Militia Leader Sentenced To 6 Months’ Probation For War Misdemeanors Also this News in Photos: http://www.theonion.com/articles/maya-angelou-poet-author-civil-rights-activist-and,36139/ DarkCrawler has a new favorite as of 16:31 on May 29, 2014 |
|
#
¿
May 29, 2014 16:29
|
|