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HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

I saw this first in college around the time it came out on my Professor's office door. It's easily one of my favorite articles.

New Roommate Hopes Five-Hour Fuckfest Didn't Keep You Up

The Onion posted:

Confessing that the fuckfest had taken a considerable toll on his body, Penderman voiced numerous complaints ranging from aching arms to chafed knees to a sore penis. Penderman went on to explain that the reason his penis was so sore was because it had repeatedly entered and exited a female vagina the night before.

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