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Everything involving Joad Cressbeckler is great. Joad Cressbeckler: Homosexuality A Necessity On Cold Mountaintops I also like National Dating Standards Lowered.
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2012 15:41 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 09:46 |
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This is one of my favorites: Voting Machines Elect One Of Their Own As President
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# ¿ Jun 21, 2012 01:10 |
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My facial expression was for the whole thing: Keith Richards' Housekeeper Has Braced Herself For Finding Dead Body Every Morning Since 1976
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# ¿ Jul 9, 2012 23:36 |
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Tea Party Congressman Calls For Tax Breaks To Put Out Raging Wildfire In District
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2012 23:50 |
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San Diego Zoo, Prison MergeThe Onion posted:The complex will reportedly also feature a number of "Scared Straight" talks each week, during which young visitors will simultaneously learn about the dangers of breaking the law, as well as what happens when a male lowland gorilla suddenly feels threatened.
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# ¿ Jul 13, 2012 00:09 |
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voting third party posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0App7QizQCU Yeah, this is fantastic. I love the delivery of this quote toward the end of part 1 (~7:44): quote:I think the fact that we're getting a stipend to have sex with each other might violate state law.
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2012 16:02 |
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The "next" link on that one is great: American People Ruled Unfit To Govern quote:Populations currently being considered to fill the leadership void until the American people can be rehabilitated and returned to self-governance include those of Switzerland, Sweden and Canada.
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# ¿ Jul 28, 2012 23:24 |
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I love the money-saving tip at the bottom of this one. It reminds me of this excellent Today Now! video: Taco Bell's New Green Menu Takes No Ingredients From Nature The last sentence in the video is quote:Listen, don't go away, because when we come back we're going to show you how to save money by writing your own books!
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# ¿ Jul 29, 2012 16:28 |
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I just noticed the Unsung Heroes section. They're pictures with a sentence or two, so there isn't much to link to.quote:Gerald Carnes whipped out his jumper cables and started the car of Jennifer Barrett while reassuring her that it was okay, women do stupid things like leaving their lights on all the time. quote:Phil Grayson celebrated 15 years of manning the old glory hole in the South Royalton Rest Area men’s room. quote:Thom Cargill kept his tuberculosis under wraps so as not to be a downer during the flight from Hong Kong to L.A.
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# ¿ Jul 29, 2012 23:16 |
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Corrections:quote:Possession quote:Humbaba quote:Offspring quote:Meatless Chili quote:Flawlessness
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# ¿ Jul 30, 2012 14:39 |
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Didn't see this posted (or at least a forum search for the title had no hits). It's one of my favorites: I'm A Cloud Factory! Also: Millions and Millions Dead
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# ¿ Jul 30, 2012 22:43 |
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El Negocio posted:The Onion hates your childhood and wants you to feel bad, rear end in a top hat. This is so sad. In other news, Sex House - Ep. 4 - Extended Preview Jay's continued failure to have sex with Tara is very ... conspicuous. I wonder if he's in the closet; it would make so much sense. my god I can't remember the last time I've cared this much about a real TV show
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2012 01:54 |
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Not my favorite video that they've done, but it's always good to see them branch out into a new category of parody news: Onion Weather Center: Extreme Storms To Rip Through Godforsaken Midwestern Wasteland EDIT: This one's great though: In The Know: Are Tests Biased Against Students Who Don't Give A poo poo? Lysidas has a new favorite as of 20:52 on Aug 6, 2012 |
# ¿ Aug 6, 2012 20:45 |
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Quite old, but I just found it: Heroic PETA Commandos Kill 49, Save Rabbit
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# ¿ Aug 11, 2012 20:34 |
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Infographic: Speculation About Romney's Taxesquote:
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2012 15:48 |
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Today Now! Country Artist Sings About Real America And Its Meth Addicts
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# ¿ Aug 22, 2012 18:20 |
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Sex House Episode 7
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# ¿ Aug 23, 2012 23:50 |
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I didn't expect much from this headline, but I love the article: Pope Vows To Crack Down On Crime In Vatican City Slum
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# ¿ Aug 27, 2012 15:21 |
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Thanks to the Onion, Thursday is my favorite day of the week. Sex House Episode 8
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# ¿ Aug 30, 2012 21:21 |
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I just noticed the Stockwatch section.http://www.theonion.com/articles/mccormick-company-mkc,27378/ posted:McCormick & Company (MKC) http://www.theonion.com/articles/venetian-cruise-lines-vcl,27483/ posted:Venetian Cruise Lines (VCL)
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# ¿ Sep 3, 2012 17:59 |
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Boondock Saint posted:Just lost it at work reading this... This is awesome. The Onion posted:"When you write ... it's just that so, these people are all in our lives, all of us, and he's--but you know about--I remember 50 years ago," reads an excerpt from a chapter titled "You See The Past And It Doesn't Hurt, I Don't Know." "They were saying, but I thought--people in your own life were something to be thought about--and they were saying that back then, and even now, and I just thought, this is great."
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# ¿ Sep 6, 2012 00:30 |
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There are no words to describe this. Sex House Episode 9
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# ¿ Sep 6, 2012 23:33 |
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New Rumsfeld Scholarship Awarded To Student Who Demonstrates Potential To Ignore Geopolitical Consequences Of Armed Invasion
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2012 19:43 |
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TV Listings:quote:MythBusters
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2012 17:01 |
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I love reading through a section that I've never paid attention to before, like TV Listings:quote:Emergency Room Law Firm quote:What If They Had A Beard? quote:Bugs In Your Body quote:Spelling Bees quote:Operation Repo Lysidas has a new favorite as of 18:44 on Sep 27, 2012 |
# ¿ Sep 27, 2012 18:35 |
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Iranian news agency duped by Onion story on Obama poll
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2012 23:44 |
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Tragic Accident Kills Aspiring Living Person
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2012 03:27 |
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I don't remember seeing this here, but this thread is getting to be pretty long: Remains Of Ancient Race Of Job Creators Found In Rust Belt
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2012 22:38 |
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Point/Counterpoint: Outdoor Advertising Is A Blight On Our Society vs. I Just Wanted To Tell The Nice People About The Yogurt EDIT: End-Life Crisis Marked By Extravagant Spending Spree Lysidas has a new favorite as of 21:38 on Oct 9, 2012 |
# ¿ Oct 9, 2012 21:12 |
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It doesn't seem like the forums search can be restricted to a single subforum at the moment, so I'm not sure if these have been posted (recently): Monster At End Of Book Claims Life Of TV's Grover Well, I Guess That Genocide In Sudan Must've Worked Itself Out On Its Own National Gonzo Press Club Vows To Carry On Thompson's Work
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# ¿ Oct 14, 2012 17:19 |
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Boy Scouts Release Sex-Abuse DocumentsMargaret Waxman, Weigh Station Inspector posted:At least those Boy Scouts were protected from the presence of gay people.
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2012 18:28 |
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I like the quip at the end of this video:quote:Coming up, Romney accused of buying endorsements after being named best SUV by J.D. Power and Associates. EDIT: Report: Majority Of Americans Now Eating One Continuous Meal A Day Lysidas has a new favorite as of 21:42 on Oct 29, 2012 |
# ¿ Oct 29, 2012 21:32 |
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Stadium Humors Old Man On Stage, Sings Along to 'Hey Jude'
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# ¿ Oct 30, 2012 17:30 |
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Congress Forgets How To Pass A Law
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2012 16:28 |
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redmercer posted:Mystic crystal revelations! Exactly. Historians Politely Remind Nation To Check What's Happened In Past Before Making Any Big Decisions quote:While many citizens have expressed skepticism of the historians' assertions, the majority of Americans have reportedly grasped the concept of noticing bad things from earlier times and trying not to repeat them.
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2012 01:37 |
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Just a picture, but I thought it was hilarious: Gluten-Free Pancake Mix Just A Bag Of Sand
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2012 13:37 |
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'The Onion' Calls Florida, Ohio, Colorado, Pennsylvania For John Edwards
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# ¿ Nov 6, 2012 22:14 |
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Exhausted Noam Chomsky Just Going To Try And Enjoy The Day For Once
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2012 03:06 |
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30 Years Of Man's Life Disappear In Mysterious 'Kansas Rectangle'
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2012 22:05 |
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Townsfolk Strongly Prefer Man's Werewolf Incarnation 'Jesus, The Next Full Moon Can't Come Fast Enough,' Villagers Report
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# ¿ Nov 10, 2012 02:15 |