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A passive aggressive cleric who constantly reminds you that he'll "pray for you" A kalashtar psion who feels the need to point out on every issue that he is "of two minds about this" A bard who travels from town to town playing inspire courage at people and encouraging them to fight each other A fighter who is really really good at combat with his sword but constantly lets the wizard do everything because he is lazy An Illithid farming dryads so he can "go vegetarian"
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A barbarian who claims to be a wizard, everytime he casts a spell though he blacks out and wakes up covered in blood in a battlefield
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An old man who claims he is waiting for another age category before he goes out to earn his way in the world
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An Orc rogue with a spray on tan, tusk caps, and a wifebeater who insists on calling you brah
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A gnome who sneaks around and is elusive about his incredibly boring and mundane life, just so you will assume he is in on some grand conspiracy
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An elder vampire whos masquerade is organizing the local vampire LARP every month
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Warforged always points out places that sell trail rations "for you guys"
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Alchemist who crushes emptied flasks on his forehead.
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A warforged with detachable arms that wont stop making jokes to the town guard "did you ask me for DIS ARM??"
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A kender
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The bard always plays that one song that gets stuck in your head the rest of the day.
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A sorcerer who hangs out at the wizard high school just to impress the witches with his "natural prowess"
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Dwarf always insists on getting the short race table at the inn even though it murders your shins.
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A dwarf who constantly berates his female adventuring companions about the cultural reasons they should wear a fake beard
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Shaman invents a 'secret language' to talk to his spirit animal in front of you.
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Warlord never stops to think if you wanted to make a basic melee attack in the first place.
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Red_Mage posted:A dwarf who constantly berates his female adventuring companions about the cultural reasons they should wear a fake beard A female dwarf who constantly berates her male adventuring companions about the cultural reasons they should shave all their body hair
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A rogue with points in Profession: Accountant who wont stop informing you of your exact xp total if he were to slit your throat
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A player who decides to make the Adoring Fan from Elder Scrolls IV as his player character.
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The dragonkin who insists on telling you all about how their soul is really a chubby human teenage girl.
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Red_Mage posted:A rogue with points in Profession: Accountant who won't stop stealing all the gold...legally
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A wizard with a dwarf henchman he calls the Human Floating Disc.
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The thri-kreen who keeps printing off copies of the "Mammal Privilege Checklist" and slipping them in your bag of holding
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Wizard only uses cantrips because "I'm just that kind of guy"
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A paladin who will only lay hands on the members of the opposite sex
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Frugal wizard who lectures you on how much these components cost everytime you ask him to cast a spell
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Captain Foo posted:A paladin who will only lay hands on hot young bodies of the same sex
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Amputated elf war veteran insists he's a victim of the same otherizing as half-elves.
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A fighter with ranks and skill focus in Profession: Baker, just so he'd be able to meaningfully contribute to the party. His cakes aren't very tasty since it's a cross-class skill.
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Captain Foo posted:A male dwarf paladin who will only lay hands on the female members of the adventuring party with beards
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Druid never leaves wild shape, you suspect him to be a talking fox.
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A tiefling warlock who won't acknowledge the damage that second hand smoke does to your lungs
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whydirt posted:A fighter with ranks and skill focus in Profession: Baker, just so he'd be able to meaningfully contribute to the party. His cakes aren't very tasty since it's a cross-class skill. A druid with ranks and skill focus in Profession: Baker because he wants to get stoned all the time
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A bag of holding that just wants to hold your hand 
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A vampire peer pressuring you into taking drugs just so he can get high
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Halfling starts all conversations with "How's the weather up there?"
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Red_Mage posted:A vampire peer pressuring you into taking drugs just so he can get high The druid who agrees and then goes sunbathing all day
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The assassin who puts tons of points in hide but none in move silently, leaving you to wonder exactly what the gently caress is making that thumping and breathy rasping all the time
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Emo vampire who took a level in Cleric in order to self-mutilate through turning
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The bloatmage with ranks in Perform (Dance)
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