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Bard who refluffs all his implement powers as showing off his magnificent abs and rear end
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Sassy Drow Priestess of Lolth who casts dispel magic by Z-snapping
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Party leader prevents anyone from taking a short rest to increase efficiency.
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Skald crafts magical item to constantly give himself "Sexy and I Know it" as background music.
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The dead who can dance, but only to the Macarena
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'Wild Sorcerer' actually a blindfolded Warlock.
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That smug dude at the bards college who gave his policy statement on Common Only laws.
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fighter insists whole party ritualistically chant 'chug chug chug' with every potion downed
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Ixjuvin posted:fighter with a potion bong shaped like a goblin skull
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The Whizzard
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Bone Gnawer garou who likes to roll around on dead things while in human form.
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puny wizard devotes all spell slots to enlarge person, answers only to 'big man'
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Well, you see, there's dark elves, and then there's drow
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Bard demands compensation for intellectual property for every buff. Makes pact with demon when party attempts to replace him.
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Centaur Ranger will only go with "Defenders of Friendship" or "Adventure is Magic" as the adventuring company name.
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I'm not a halfling, YOU'RE a TWO-LING.
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A Warforged who calls everyone else "Meatbag", especially when not an assassin.
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Gelatinous Vodka Shot
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High Priest starts campaign to force half-elf king to reveal birth certificate to kingdom
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A Water Nymph constantly trying to drag he adventuring party along into love triangles and sexual escapades "for the ratings"
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A band of five chromatic dragons who interlock appendages to form an even bigger dragon
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Manic_Misanthrope posted:A Warforged who calls everyone else "Meatbag", especially when not an assassin.
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Chaltab posted:The Warforged who constantly lectures his comrades and enemies on how his positronic brain gives him a tactical advantage because of his ability to crunch the probability numbers on the effectiveness of any given attack or spell. A Warforged created in compliance with the Three Laws of Robotics
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Night Caste who vanishes from mind's eye whenever it's time to pay for lunch. River god who only rewards its followers by pushing them over waterfalls.
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An Elf who consistently insists he doesn't hate DROW, just DROW CULTURE.
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Warforged druid won't shut up with that transformers noise.
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Chaltab posted:The Warforged who constantly lectures his comrades and enemies on how his positronic brain gives him a tactical advantage because of his ability to crunch the probability numbers on the effectiveness of any given attack or spell. Human paladin who ignores his Warforged friend attempting to calculate a battle plan and charges in recklessly, getting the party killed, all while screaming his own name at the top of his lungs. Before dying, expresses thankfulness for at least having poultry.
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The paladin died because the monsters wore amulets of meme protection
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Scientist Salarian who is thoroughly tone-deaf. Mad scientist invents time machine with snooze-alarm function.
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Fighter says FIT'R DONE after every kill.
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Bard insists on playing Yakety Sax whenever someone casts Haste
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Paper Tiger posted:Bard insists on playing Yakety Sax whenever someone casts Haste Uh hold up this is dungeons and douchebags not dungeons and super cool bros!!! A Wood Elf who lectures the party fighter on the smoke production of the forges needed to make his armor.
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Wizard keeps trying to sell you Mage Hand-jobs.
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Bard who plays "Another one bites the dust" each time you kill something. And must play the whole song for each kill
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L5R samurai clearly wearing Naruto headband
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Chaltab posted:The Warforged who constantly lectures his comrades and enemies on how his positronic brain gives him a tactical advantage because of his ability to crunch the probability numbers on the effectiveness of any given attack or spell. The Warforged who complains about the number of enemies and how difficult it is to tell friend from foe since it requires thousands of discrete computations.
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Ettin posted:L5R samurai clearly wearing Naruto headband
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The 900-year-old Deva know-it-all who can't shut up about every trivial aspect of the monsters he faces.
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Fighter takes earnings to brothel, specifically demands saucy tart
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Warforged hooker with a literal heart of gold
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