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Player who thinks "team unity" means "everyone else covers for me when I make stupid decisions."
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| # ? Mar 22, 2012 00:55 |
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| # ? May 24, 2013 20:11 |
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Dark Sun Wizard considers defiling a perfectly reasonable alternative to mowing the lawn. Dark Sun Warforged and Dark Sun Fire Genesai keep saying "Hot enough for ya?" and high-fiving each other.
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| # ? Mar 22, 2012 01:05 |
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Changeling complains when referred to by real name, claims it "breaks immersion"
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| # ? Mar 22, 2012 01:19 |
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Warforged paints himself red and keeps saying, "Silly, bitch, yo weapons cannot harm me! Don't you know who the gently caress I am?  "
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| # ? Mar 22, 2012 01:25 |
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Lich uses beer-can helmet as phylactery.
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| # ? Mar 22, 2012 01:28 |
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Weapon Specialization: Fish Prerequisite: Malkavian Benefit: Wokka Wokka
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| # ? Mar 22, 2012 01:28 |
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A Halfling Warlock Moonshiner who lives in the boonies of Halfling-Antebellum South, uses a magic moonshine jug as his implement, and refers to other races as "biggers"
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| # ? Mar 22, 2012 01:34 |
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DM who keeps tossing out tentacled aberrations against the party with a female weretiger.
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| # ? Mar 22, 2012 02:08 |
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Bigby's Purple Nurple Bigby's Atomic Wedgie Bigby's Wet Willy
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| # ? Mar 22, 2012 02:09 |
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a female weretiger.
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| # ? Mar 22, 2012 02:10 |
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The player who consistently responds to "Werewolf" with "There wolf."
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| # ? Mar 22, 2012 02:11 |
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Bigby's Hambone Bigby's Polite Applause
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| # ? Mar 22, 2012 02:12 |
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A wizard that uses wall of force to write obscene words on the terrain
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| # ? Mar 22, 2012 02:13 |
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"mods plz stinking cloud this discussion, thx"
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| # ? Mar 22, 2012 02:14 |
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The Slaaneshi noise marine who's taken a liking to Lou Reed & Metallica's LuLu
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| # ? Mar 22, 2012 02:19 |
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Intelligent weapon tries to "MST" campaign
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| # ? Mar 22, 2012 02:19 |
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Warforged who will not stop talking about how gross biological functions are. Especially at meals.
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| # ? Mar 22, 2012 02:24 |
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The guy who isn't part of the game, but hangs over your shoulder and telling you how you should play your character.
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| # ? Mar 22, 2012 02:25 |
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Wizard uses Magic Mouth to make all doors perform knock-knock jokes.
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| # ? Mar 22, 2012 02:25 |
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Bigby's Friendly Stranger
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| # ? Mar 22, 2012 02:27 |
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Gamma world doppleganger repeatedly informs party members their alternate universe self "would totally gently caress them."
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| # ? Mar 22, 2012 02:29 |
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Gamma World Android/Telepath keeps shouting "Exterminate!"
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| # ? Mar 22, 2012 02:36 |
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Party caravan has pinup of Blipdoolpoolp airbrushed on the side.
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| # ? Mar 22, 2012 02:41 |
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Ogre hipster who only dresses in rags and furs 'ironically,' refuses to eat adventurer's corpses since they're not locally grown.
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| # ? Mar 22, 2012 02:44 |
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Warforged who insists golems be referred to as "cistomatons".
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| # ? Mar 22, 2012 03:41 |
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Mordenkainen's Shabby Hovel
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| # ? Mar 22, 2012 03:45 |
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Mordenkainen's Crack House. Mordenkainen's Leftist Guerrilla Camp. Mordenkainen's Smelly-rear end Gamestore.
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| # ? Mar 22, 2012 03:55 |
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Otto's Irresistible All-You-Can-Eat Shrimp Buffet and Casino.
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| # ? Mar 22, 2012 03:58 |
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Otto's Irresistible Dance, Magic Dance Otto's Irresistible Safety Dance Otto's Irresistible Pop and Lock Otto's Irresistible Heavily Choreographed High School Prom
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| # ? Mar 22, 2012 04:05 |
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Melf's Acid Tablet
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| # ? Mar 22, 2012 04:06 |
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Tasha's Hideously Racist Stand-Up Act
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| # ? Mar 22, 2012 04:08 |
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A wizard who tapes exploding runes to the seat of your pants
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| # ? Mar 22, 2012 04:26 |
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An emo Warforged who cuts his wrists with a miter saw, spraying hot metal shards on the fellow party members.
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| # ? Mar 22, 2012 04:29 |
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Brawler fighter always marks with "Come at me Bro! Come at me!"
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| # ? Mar 22, 2012 04:37 |
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Bard who misses with Vicious Mockery always says "wait, I had something for this"
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| # ? Mar 22, 2012 04:39 |
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Conservative cleric keeps casting Cure Disease on chaotic good party members
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| # ? Mar 22, 2012 04:51 |
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Wizard says "let me get that for you" and casts save-or-die whenever fighter is enjoying a combat challenge
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| # ? Mar 22, 2012 07:29 |
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Wizard uses prestidigitation to make people's meals taste like dog food as they chew
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| # ? Mar 22, 2012 07:32 |
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sorcer_ebooks
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| # ? Mar 22, 2012 08:58 |
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| # ? May 24, 2013 20:11 |
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Kanye the giant is going to slap that bartender's dick off yo'
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| # ? Mar 22, 2012 09:08 |
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