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A halfling who starts fights by mooing at minotaurs
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General Ironicus posted:Halfling starts all conversations with "How's the weather up there?" An overweight goliath who starts all conversations with "how's it hanging" while pointing toward his dick
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A female paladin who rusts every sword by dipping it into water
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Psion insists she never reads your mind; insists REALLY HARD, ALL THE TIME. NO I MEAN IT NEVER EVER.
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The Lawful Neutral mystic who insists upon speaking in his alignment language that "you gaijin wouldnt understand"
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Monk always rolls eyes when using the word "weapons".
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Hipster fighter who was into spiked chains "before they were mainstream"
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A changeling who responds to a vampire complaining about his undeath by pointing out that at least he doesn't have to poop. (Thing I actually did in a Changeling LARP)
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A bard who only does Styx covers
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A werewolf who spends all day setting you up to ask "were you raised by wolves?"
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A mage who uses fate magic to always get the best parking spot
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The not-Asian monk who is just tagging along with the party to find ancient denim pants and always talks about his childhood obsession with becoming a paladin like those in not-Europe.
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A bard who only does Perform (Bro Jokes)
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Shifter monk who brags about using her Furry of Blows ability
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A changeling who goes up to a werewolf woman to ask her if she has to wear 3 bras when she is in Garou form. (Thing I actually did in a Changeling LARP)
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Fire posted:A mage who uses fate magic to always get the last one of whatever you wanted at the buffet
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Shardmind starts 'jewelry is murder' protest movement.
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Werewolf who hangs out too near your house every full moon just so that he can pee on your rug. Beholder with all of his eyes/face permanently locked into the  expression.Golem who celebrates newfound sentience by inundating comrades with tons of cheap "rock" puns.
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The hamadryad who won't shut up about her fungal infection.
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The Ranger who insists upon wearing a tail and spends each night "relieving" his animal companion
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A fey-pact Warlock who won't stop challenging you to staring contests.
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A Monster with all its skill points in Craft: Catchphrase
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Emo vampire reveals that the sparkle just comes from taking a level in illusionist
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An elf who insists upon reminding you that he was "doing this before you were born"
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Wizard who has Craft Wonderous Items but just uses it to sell bongs all day
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An eladrin fey-pact warlock whose patron is his creepy uncle
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Captain Foo posted:Wizard who has Craft Wonderous Items but just uses it to sell bongs all day Cleric who claims one of these bongs is a holy pendant
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An elf who spends all her time complaining that she could be on Bladedancing with the Stars instead of adventuring
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The skeleton archer who won't stop making boner jokes
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Ranger insists on identifying the wood grain of every door before opening it 'just in case'.
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Captain Foo posted:Wizard who has Craft Wonderous Items and the BoEF so he uses it to sell dongs all day
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Captain Foo posted:Cleric who claims one of these bongs is a holy pendant The fighter who decided that silk rope was a better investment than hemp
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The Genasi who answers every question with "Elementary, my dear boy!"
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Elven archer who attaches little notes saying "WEAR BETTER ARMOR" to the shafts of their arrows. Halfling that steals larger race's bra to use as parachutes. Slaadi who is actually entirely lawful...To the point of being an obfuscatory rules-obsessed bureaucrat.
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Dragon that hoards action figures and wall scrolls instead of gems, coins, and jewelry
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Creepy old guy with an unlimited number of bullshit stories about his travels in the elemental plane of _____.
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A paladin of chaos that destabilizes economies through defacing money with mustaches
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whydirt posted:Dragon that hoards cats
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A warforged rogue who insists the fact he doesn't breathe makes him stealthier than a halfling.
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Housecat that keeps a tally of 1st level characters it's killed
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