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Changeling abandons companions to 'find the real me'.
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The guy who doesn't get that salt to flesh made meat does not qualify as organic
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Air elemental that tricks a lady into thinking you flipped her skirt. Wizard who crashes in your abode and uses your toilet to conjure sludge elementals without your permission.
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Cleric of Rand who charges for Cure Light Wounds
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Mr Johnson who books you a job at his house doing his laundry and picking up his dry cleaning
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| # ? Mar 21, 2012 03:54 |
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Cleric who drags your party to a graveyard and casts Turn Undead just to make a "rolling in his grave" joke.
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Ultramarines Space Marine who is the resident rules lawyer at the Astartes "Tombs & Tyranids" roleplaying meetups.
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Wizard who only memorizes Summon Monster I to run a celestial dogfighting ring
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A 2000 year old vampire who spends all his time editing wikipedia and desperately trying to avoid breaching the masquerade when they add [citation needed] tags to his work
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The bard who casts Magic Mouth on your iron rations every morning.
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The sorcerer who follows the town crier pointing out that "maybe if he had a wand this would not have happened" after every crime report.
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The elementalists boyfriend who's pet name for her is Thunder Thighs
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A Zone stalker who, when asked to SPEEL THE BEHNS by Owl, responds by splattering canned beans all over Owl. Slaaneshi Noise Marine who plays "The Song That Never Ends".
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The Raptoran Graffiti artist with a stick of eternal chalk
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Beholder keeps making "eye" puns
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The Black Dragon whos breath attack is Lysergic Acid
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Wizard who insists on calling it Rope Illusion
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A tiefling who always makes "horny" puns to all the tavern wenches.
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Conspiracy theorist psion keeps insisting dragonborn ranger used to be human then meditated in giant dragon egg
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Guy who keeps quoting Charlton Heston around simian uplifts.
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Changeling who gets someone killed by making dog and wolf related puns at a werewolf
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| # ? Mar 21, 2012 04:02 |
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Homophobic wizard refuses to memorize Prismatic Spray
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Insomniac wizard who casts sleep on himself
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Wizard PUA articles on how and when to use the Charm Person method
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Gnome bard keeps shortsheeting party members
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Fire posted:Insomniac wizard who casts sleep on himself Also refuses to go to level 5
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Red_Mage posted:Wizard PUA articles on how and when to use the Charm Person method "That" wizard who says Dominate Person isn't really a big deal
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| # ? Mar 21, 2012 04:05 |
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Bigby's Offensive Digit.
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Tenser's Floating Dick
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Seeker insists on summoning only free-range spirits
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Cleric makes entire party say their prayers at each extended rest.
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A mage who lifts his entire personal aesthetic and spell selection from the film Push
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PlasmaMan posted:Seeker insists on summoning only free-range spirits enchanter who claims your tower shield is totally magic now because he put a bird on it
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Cleric of a deity of humbleness and poverty demands extra donations. Bigby's Inappropriate Touch.
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Dwarf that only drinks PBR.
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A vampire who ascends to terrifying levels of power so he can be as much of a bland, inert nonentity on the outside as he is on the inside
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A prodigy boy wizard whose idea of expressing supreme power is making everything glow slightly blue
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Elf
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Guard Mouse is Haute Couture-Wise
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The chosen one child hero of the land, now that he is in his 30s and undergoing a serious midlife crisis
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