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Modron paints dots on himself and takes max ranks in Tumble, shouting "I'M ROLLING FOR DAMAGE!" every time he attacks anyone.
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Bard with cohort who attempt to do every encounter as a talk show interview.
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| # ? Mar 21, 2012 09:02 |
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Man In Black insists on wearing popped collars on casual Fridays and also not on casual Fridays.
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Roswell alien that crashed here because he was a drunken lout.
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Virtual Adept claims building giant penis statue in Minecraft is key to Ascension.
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Bard's Mocking Word consists primarily of racial epithets and homophobic slurs, doesn't get why the party has a problem with this. Aged and oblivious spellcaster constantly asking party to "help me lich myself".
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| # ? Mar 21, 2012 09:52 |
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Necromancer/masseuse complaining about a lich he can't scratch.
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| # ? Mar 21, 2012 09:58 |
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Bard keeps calling the modron a square. Bard keeps telling the fire genesai to be cool. Bard casts glibness, paradoxes universe with "This sentence is a lie". Barbarian uses Warlord's turn to attack the Warforged.
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Toreador self-diagnoses with Aspergers, insists she is Malkavian now.
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Druid's animal companion is clearly a man in a fox suit
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| # ? Mar 21, 2012 11:23 |
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Wizard's familiar is clearly a man in a raven costume, albeit magically shrunk down to the size of a raven.
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Warlock's infernal patron is clearly a Homestuck troll.
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Paladin's celestial mount is clearly a brony with delusions of grandeur.
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Most famous wizard in the world is a blatant self-insertion character by a lecherous fatbeard.
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An awakened flail snail who works puns on the word "shell" into every sentence
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The wizard that argues that there's no such thing as Caster Supremacy.
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Wizard's rules-lawyering moneymaking scheme goes awry, ending with attempts to cut cows in half to create ten-foot poles for resale.
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The Therian that's constantly upset about being mistaken for a musical instrument.
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Wizard wastes time and valuable scrolls drawing the comic Damien Declan, Accountant For Hire.
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The evangelical born-again caster who continually makes incredibly tedious "save or die" jokes which are, in fact, all the same incredibly tedious "save or die" joke with slightly different delivery.
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| # ? Mar 21, 2012 11:43 |
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Delta Green friendly with 'Conspiracy Mythos: 75%'.
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| # ? Mar 21, 2012 11:50 |
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Jewish lich has trouble remembering which phylactery is which.
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White-haired red-eyed playboy, with possessed demon sword who can't help but kill every love interest he encounters.
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Dwarf with Ghetto Fighter AD&D kit reminds you constantly that his class abilities have him be racially profiled by law enforcement and that he never forgets his street roots
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Warforged druid carved out of ancient wood, has hours and hours of stories about how when he was your age he stood very still in one spot and collected sunlight with his leaves
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| # ? Mar 21, 2012 11:57 |
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Lazy mimic will only turn into an unconvincing ikea chest of drawers, claims it will work eventually.
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| # ? Mar 21, 2012 11:58 |
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John spends the day inside fulfilling his obsession of watching daytime TV.
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John is in Canada, starts his day fulfilling his obsession of picking up the state-funded ani-psychotic drugs that allow him to lead a normal life with his loving wife and family.
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| # ? Mar 21, 2012 12:34 |
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A party member who goes ethereal only to occupy the same space as you until the effect ends. A druid who switches to animal form to relieve himself in public.
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| # ? Mar 21, 2012 12:53 |
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Tome of forbidden magic written entirely in Comic Sans
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| # ? Mar 21, 2012 12:55 |
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whydirt posted:Tome of forbidden magic written entirely in Comic Sans
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| # ? Mar 21, 2012 13:04 |
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A wizard who graffitis in explosive runes e: A wizard who graffitis in explosive runes using Comic Sans
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| # ? Mar 21, 2012 13:04 |
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Ancient runes turn out to just be wing dings
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| # ? Mar 21, 2012 13:07 |
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whydirt posted:Tome of forbidden magic written entirely in Comic Sans 4500 year old lich looks 3000, using this one weird old tip discovered by a Tanar'ri hellfiend. The celestial powers hate her!
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A Monk who insists on being called a Fist Wizard, proves it by casting Bigby's Knuckle Sandwich
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| # ? Mar 21, 2012 13:11 |
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A wizard who only uses alchemy to create meth. A wizard who burns down a village the party just saved because his meth lab blew up.
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PlasmaMan posted:Third-Elf
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| # ? Mar 21, 2012 13:15 |
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Human warrior keeps talking about making some hot little quarterlings to all the halfling villagers
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Dwarf never touches alcohol because he doesn't want to impair his mental processes, is addicted to coffee.
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pot dryad is smoking own leaves, the quest it has for you is insane, ahahaha
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