- Assumethisisreal
- May 21, 2007
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Drow dual-wield Ranger
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Mar 21, 2012 23:33
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- Assumethisisreal
- May 21, 2007
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Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
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Mar 21, 2012 23:35
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- Assumethisisreal
- May 21, 2007
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Shadowrun character with multiple actions
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Mar 21, 2012 23:37
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- Assumethisisreal
- May 21, 2007
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Character based on Dwayne Johnson in The Rundown
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Mar 21, 2012 23:38
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- Assumethisisreal
- May 21, 2007
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Half-dragon template on a Dragonborn
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Mar 21, 2012 23:39
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- Assumethisisreal
- May 21, 2007
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Melf the Magic Elf
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Mar 21, 2012 23:40
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- Assumethisisreal
- May 21, 2007
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Shows up to game and with a straight face tries to do the Pun-Pun trick
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Mar 21, 2012 23:41
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- Assumethisisreal
- May 21, 2007
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The GM's girlfriend
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Mar 21, 2012 23:41
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- Assumethisisreal
- May 21, 2007
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Wants to play another character's familiar
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Mar 21, 2012 23:42
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- Assumethisisreal
- May 21, 2007
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oWOD Werewolf with Legendary Attribute: Strength and Huge Size
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Mar 21, 2012 23:43
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- Assumethisisreal
- May 21, 2007
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A Neko.
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Mar 21, 2012 23:44
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- UnCO3
- Feb 11, 2010
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Ye gods!
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Large Thaum Collider offline as peasants demand better working conditions and pay.
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Mar 21, 2012 23:50
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- Ettin
- Oct 2, 2010
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NO, THIS IS NOT ANYTHING EXCEPT FOR WHAT BULLSHIT IS.
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Wizard waits until the rogue unlocks a door, casts Hold Portal
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Mar 21, 2012 23:54
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- moths
- Aug 25, 2004
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Ghost of wizard casts Ghost Sound.
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Mar 21, 2012 23:56
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- InfiniteJesters
- Jan 26, 2012
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Mage who sacrificed thousands, sold his soul and became a lich just so that he could reenact "Thriller".
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Mar 21, 2012 23:58
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- some FUCKING LIAR
- Sep 19, 2002
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oWod Ventrue.
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Mar 22, 2012 00:11
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- FactsAreUseless
- Feb 16, 2011
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Totally fine with this situation.
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Lawful Good Paladin who won't shut up about the ethics of Charm Person already goddammit Steve seriously just let me play my goddamn Bard.
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Mar 22, 2012 00:13
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- FactsAreUseless
- Feb 16, 2011
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Totally fine with this situation.
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That creep Dave keeps playing these really skeevy Bards that keep using Charm Person on the NPCs, I've tried addressing it in character and he keeps calling me Lawful Stupid just because my Paladin tries to stop him.
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Mar 22, 2012 00:15
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- FactsAreUseless
- Feb 16, 2011
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Totally fine with this situation.
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Passive-aggressive Bards and Paladins who won't stop sniping at each other and just let me run my game, gently caress you both.
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Mar 22, 2012 00:16
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- FactsAreUseless
- Feb 16, 2011
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Totally fine with this situation.
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GMPCs that keep railroading us whenever we have in-party conflicts, Jim.
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Mar 22, 2012 00:17
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- Ettin
- Oct 2, 2010
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NO, THIS IS NOT ANYTHING EXCEPT FOR WHAT BULLSHIT IS.
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Bard takes Knowledge (Architecture and engineering), endlessly points out flaws and oversights in dungeon layout
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Mar 22, 2012 00:18
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- FactsAreUseless
- Feb 16, 2011
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Totally fine with this situation.
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Bard brings lute to gaming session, Barbarian retaliates by bringing Fender Stratocaster, amp to next session.
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Mar 22, 2012 00:23
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- whydirt
- Apr 18, 2001
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Gaz Posting Brigade 
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Fighter only kills Orcs because the voice of some extraplanar entity named Jason keeps telling him to.
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Mar 22, 2012 00:23
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- InfiniteJesters
- Jan 26, 2012
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Man sticks glass bottles on his fingers and demands that all Warrior-class characters come out and play.
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Mar 22, 2012 00:24
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- FactsAreUseless
- Feb 16, 2011
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Totally fine with this situation.
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Epic-level Wizard believes rules are physics, rewrites reality until Peasant Railgun is Newtonian.
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Mar 22, 2012 00:25
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- General Ironicus
- Aug 21, 2008
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What a tuber...
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"Hey baby, why don't you let me compel that hot piece of Aspect."
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Mar 22, 2012 00:31
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- Lyrai
- Jan 18, 2012
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Warforged Bard that is essentially Mike the TV from Reboot.
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Mar 22, 2012 00:31
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- FactsAreUseless
- Feb 16, 2011
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Totally fine with this situation.
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Warforged psion keeps "accidentally" forgetting to pack air for Astral travel.
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Mar 22, 2012 00:33
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- FactsAreUseless
- Feb 16, 2011
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Totally fine with this situation.
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Wizard with creepy mustache offers halfling Rogue use of portable hole.
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Mar 22, 2012 00:36
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- Ixjuvin
- Aug 8, 2009
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if smug was a motorcycle, it just jumped over a fucking canyon
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psionic continually failing to pick up bar wenches, fears his telekino just isn't working
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Mar 22, 2012 00:36
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- FactsAreUseless
- Feb 16, 2011
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Totally fine with this situation.
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Bard casts Traveler's Chant ritual, sings "100 Bottles of Beer" for next 25 miles.
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Mar 22, 2012 00:38
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- Kobold
- Jan 22, 2008
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Centuries of knowledge ingrained into my brain,
and this STILL makes no sense.
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The guy who insists on identifying the monsters and terrain by what's being used to represent them instead of what they're supposed to be.
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Mar 22, 2012 00:40
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- FactsAreUseless
- Feb 16, 2011
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Totally fine with this situation.
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Fighter takes Toughness every level because "you never know."
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Mar 22, 2012 00:43
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- Comrade Gorbash
- Jul 12, 2011
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Let's get serious!!
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The fighter who has a caddie to lug around his polearms.
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Mar 22, 2012 00:44
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- A_Raving_Loon
- Dec 12, 2008
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Subtle
Quick to Anger
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Wizard who uses fighter to lug around his books.
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Mar 22, 2012 00:46
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- FactsAreUseless
- Feb 16, 2011
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Totally fine with this situation.
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A_Raving_Loon posted:
Wizard
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Mar 22, 2012 00:47
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- Ettin
- Oct 2, 2010
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NO, THIS IS NOT ANYTHING EXCEPT FOR WHAT BULLSHIT IS.
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Cleric prays to hometown's sports team, will not shut up about wanting to go back and cast Remove Curse every time they lose a game
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Mar 22, 2012 00:49
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- FactsAreUseless
- Feb 16, 2011
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Totally fine with this situation.
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Ettin posted:
Cleric prays to hometown's sports team, will not shut up about wanting to go back and cast Remove Curse every time they lose a game
Paladin won't stop "Tebowing."
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Mar 22, 2012 00:51
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- Kobold
- Jan 22, 2008
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Centuries of knowledge ingrained into my brain,
and this STILL makes no sense.
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The artificer who makes magical items solely to sell them at above cost to their teammates.
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Mar 22, 2012 00:51
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- Ettin
- Oct 2, 2010
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NO, THIS IS NOT ANYTHING EXCEPT FOR WHAT BULLSHIT IS.
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Dark Sun changeling makes Sorcerer-King Pact with every single one
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Mar 22, 2012 00:52
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