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Assumethisisreal
May 21, 2007


Drow dual-wield Ranger

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Assumethisisreal
May 21, 2007


Alignment: Chaotic Neutral

Assumethisisreal
May 21, 2007


Shadowrun character with multiple actions

Assumethisisreal
May 21, 2007


Character based on Dwayne Johnson in The Rundown

Assumethisisreal
May 21, 2007


Half-dragon template on a Dragonborn

Assumethisisreal
May 21, 2007


Melf the Magic Elf

Assumethisisreal
May 21, 2007


Shows up to game and with a straight face tries to do the Pun-Pun trick

Assumethisisreal
May 21, 2007


The GM's girlfriend

Assumethisisreal
May 21, 2007


Wants to play another character's familiar

Assumethisisreal
May 21, 2007


oWOD Werewolf with Legendary Attribute: Strength and Huge Size

Assumethisisreal
May 21, 2007


A Neko.

UnCO3
Feb 11, 2010

Ye gods!


Large Thaum Collider offline as peasants demand better working conditions and pay.

Ettin
Oct 2, 2010

NO, THIS IS NOT ANYTHING EXCEPT FOR WHAT BULLSHIT IS.


Wizard waits until the rogue unlocks a door, casts Hold Portal

moths
Aug 25, 2004



Ghost of wizard casts Ghost Sound.

InfiniteJesters
Jan 26, 2012


Mage who sacrificed thousands, sold his soul and became a lich just so that he could reenact "Thriller".

some FUCKING LIAR
Sep 19, 2002



oWod Ventrue.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Totally fine with this situation.

Lawful Good Paladin who won't shut up about the ethics of Charm Person already goddammit Steve seriously just let me play my goddamn Bard.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Totally fine with this situation.

That creep Dave keeps playing these really skeevy Bards that keep using Charm Person on the NPCs, I've tried addressing it in character and he keeps calling me Lawful Stupid just because my Paladin tries to stop him.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Totally fine with this situation.

Passive-aggressive Bards and Paladins who won't stop sniping at each other and just let me run my game, gently caress you both.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Totally fine with this situation.

GMPCs that keep railroading us whenever we have in-party conflicts, Jim.

Ettin
Oct 2, 2010

NO, THIS IS NOT ANYTHING EXCEPT FOR WHAT BULLSHIT IS.


Bard takes Knowledge (Architecture and engineering), endlessly points out flaws and oversights in dungeon layout

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Totally fine with this situation.

Bard brings lute to gaming session, Barbarian retaliates by bringing Fender Stratocaster, amp to next session.

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


Gaz Posting Brigade

Fighter only kills Orcs because the voice of some extraplanar entity named Jason keeps telling him to.

InfiniteJesters
Jan 26, 2012


Man sticks glass bottles on his fingers and demands that all Warrior-class characters come out and play.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Totally fine with this situation.

Epic-level Wizard believes rules are physics, rewrites reality until Peasant Railgun is Newtonian.

General Ironicus
Aug 21, 2008

What a tuber...


"Hey baby, why don't you let me compel that hot piece of Aspect."

Lyrai
Jan 18, 2012



Warforged Bard that is essentially Mike the TV from Reboot.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Totally fine with this situation.

Warforged psion keeps "accidentally" forgetting to pack air for Astral travel.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Totally fine with this situation.

Wizard with creepy mustache offers halfling Rogue use of portable hole.

Ixjuvin
Aug 8, 2009

if smug was a motorcycle, it just jumped over a fucking canyon

psionic continually failing to pick up bar wenches, fears his telekino just isn't working

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Totally fine with this situation.

Bard casts Traveler's Chant ritual, sings "100 Bottles of Beer" for next 25 miles.

Kobold
Jan 22, 2008

Centuries of knowledge ingrained into my brain,
and this STILL makes no sense.


The guy who insists on identifying the monsters and terrain by what's being used to represent them instead of what they're supposed to be.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Totally fine with this situation.

Fighter takes Toughness every level because "you never know."

Comrade Gorbash
Jul 12, 2011

Let's get serious!!


The fighter who has a caddie to lug around his polearms.

A_Raving_Loon
Dec 12, 2008

Subtle
Quick to Anger


Wizard who uses fighter to lug around his books.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Totally fine with this situation.

A_Raving_Loon posted:

Wizard

Ettin
Oct 2, 2010

NO, THIS IS NOT ANYTHING EXCEPT FOR WHAT BULLSHIT IS.


Cleric prays to hometown's sports team, will not shut up about wanting to go back and cast Remove Curse every time they lose a game

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Totally fine with this situation.

Ettin posted:

Cleric prays to hometown's sports team, will not shut up about wanting to go back and cast Remove Curse every time they lose a game
Paladin won't stop "Tebowing."

Kobold
Jan 22, 2008

Centuries of knowledge ingrained into my brain,
and this STILL makes no sense.


The artificer who makes magical items solely to sell them at above cost to their teammates.

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Ettin
Oct 2, 2010

NO, THIS IS NOT ANYTHING EXCEPT FOR WHAT BULLSHIT IS.


Dark Sun changeling makes Sorcerer-King Pact with every single one

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