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Warforged Artificer demands party purchase donkeys to pull cart during long, overland journey because "They can go a lot longer than horses".
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| # ? May 24, 2012 20:25 |
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Teifling Bard. Long Term Motivation: “ *ssshhhh* ‘don’t worry about tomorrow let’s just focus on tonight.’ ”
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| # ? May 24, 2012 21:51 |
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Angry Diplomat posted:Warforged bard cannot sing worth a drat, uses Auto-Tune to inspire courage. Goddammit, you are making me want to buy T-Pain Microphone and use it either as a bard or make my Friend Computer it. Machine Empath convinces Friend Computer to send the troubleshooters on a mission to play a game of Paranoia where the mission is to play a game of Paranoia where the mission is to play a game of Paranoia where the mission is to play a game of Paranoia where the mission is to play a game of Paranoia where the mission is to play a game of Paranoia where the mission is to play a game of Paranoia where the mission is to play a game of Paranoia and so on and so forth.
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Aramek posted:Warforged Artificer demands party purchase donkeys to pull cart during long, overland journey because "They can go a lot longer than horses". Irony is not lost on his party members.
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Natalya Fartz posted:Goddammit, you are making me want to buy T-Pain Microphone and use it either as a bard or make my Friend Computer it. R&D issues Hackmaster playset and rulebook.
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| # ? May 25, 2012 14:22 |
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Hackmaster rulebook proves to actually be FATAL rulebook with incorrect cover; playset incorporates feedback cards with questions specifically regarding the Hackmaster system. Fine print on feedback cards reminds troubleshooters that failure to fully, honestly, and helpfully answer every question is dereliction of duty and therefore treason.
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| # ? May 25, 2012 14:56 |
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Posters once again confuse Dungeons & Douchebags thread for Post Totally Awesome Paranoia Ideas thread. Friend Computer joins game, blames all poor rolls on Commie Sabotage. Gets really, really upset after failing a Charisma Check.
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| # ? May 25, 2012 18:43 |
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Splicer posted:Posters once again confuse Dungeons & Douchebags thread for Post Totally Awesome Paranoia Ideas thread. GM lives in apartment with blue-painted door, murders players one by one as they arrive for the game.
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| # ? May 25, 2012 18:49 |
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Bladeling that insists on victory hugs and body bumps after every fight... ... after the cleric finishes healing.
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| # ? May 25, 2012 19:09 |
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A kender gets in a fender bender with a slender moneylender and must tender his surrender to The Mender, a local healer.
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| # ? May 25, 2012 19:40 |
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Megaman's Jockstrap posted:A kender gets in a fender bender with a slender moneylender and must tender his surrender to The Mender, a local healer. Then their entire planet is annihilated by kamikaze starships under the command of an unwitting child genius who thinks he's just training.
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Megaman's Jockstrap posted:A kender gets in a fender bender with a slender moneylender and must tender his surrender to The Mender, a local It needed just one more rhyme.
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| # ? May 25, 2012 20:28 |
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Megaman's Jockstrap posted:A kender gets in a fender bender with a slender moneylender and must tender his surrender to The Mender, a transgender wound tender and healing salve vender.
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| # ? May 25, 2012 20:32 |
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A sprawling, labyrinthine dungeon with exactly 36 chambers. The guardian urges the adventurers to guard their necks.
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| # ? May 26, 2012 02:48 |
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Hamboning posted:A sprawling, labyrinthine dungeon with exactly 36 chambers. The guardian urges the adventurers to guard their necks. Campaign villain threatens to capture PCs, sew their buttocks shut and keep feeding them, and feeding them, and feeding them.
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| # ? May 26, 2012 02:54 |
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Hamboning posted:A sprawling, labyrinthine dungeon with exactly 36 chambers. The guardian urges the adventurers to guard their necks.
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| # ? May 26, 2012 02:57 |
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Bow-Weilding Fighter with manyshot who insists he is "saving it for a big one"
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| # ? May 26, 2012 06:59 |
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Dwarf Wizard who uses prestidigitation to braid his beard.
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| # ? May 26, 2012 07:03 |
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Hamboning posted:A sprawling, labyrinthine dungeon with exactly 36 chambers. The guardian urges the adventurers to guard their necks. Rest of party realizes the fighter is going to be insufferable because his purchase of an adamantine gorget finally paid off.
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| # ? May 26, 2012 09:46 |
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Swamp Dragon with Fart breath
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| # ? May 29, 2012 14:35 |
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Elaborate dungeon under ancient castle discovered to be vampire equivalent of parent's basement.
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| # ? May 29, 2012 15:25 |
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Jet Set Jettison posted:Swamp Dragon with Fart breath Black dragon alchemist/transmuter modifies breath weapon to project lysergic acid diethylamide, finds it extraordinarily effective for incapacitating meddlesome adventurers. Due to a monumentally unfortunate lapse in forethought, dragon also experiences the epic granddaddy of all bad trips immediately afterwards.
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| # ? May 29, 2012 18:55 |
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a Quality Thread appears and is determined to walk the path of Pure Gold.
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| # ? May 29, 2012 23:35 |
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