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Dryad keeps making I got wood jokes.
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Lich's ancient library hidden away in trap-filled fortress, turns out to consist almost entirely of dragonborn smut
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Adventurer explains to goblins that if they just worked as hard as he did they'd bootstrap their way to riches while simultaneously looting their lair
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gnomish cloaking device makes you perfectly invisible, loudly describes all your actions in the voice of Brian Blessed
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Tinker gnome invents roflcopter and lollerskates
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A water elemental that sneaks around town at night putting out all the lanterns in the streets.
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Dwarf otaku wears fake elf ears, enthuses about superior elf culture, cosplays as elf priestess
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Thrown weapon expert on a spelljammer only fights by tossing knives so they orbit around the ship and hit his opponents in the back
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A water elemental gets his rocks off hiding in toilets. e: Wizard summons rock elemental, keeps making jokes about getting his rocks off.
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Warforged summoner replaces all verbal components with the dailup modem sound
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Air Genesai keeps making other party members fart his farts.
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Elf/Eladrin dresses in tunics, wears hair long, hides neck, and refuses to say directly whether they're biologically male or female.
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Malkavian Libertarian.
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Oracle answers all questions in obnoxious "you realise ________, right?" form
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Davin Valkri posted:Dwarf dresses in armour, wears hair long, grows beard, and refuses to say directly whether they're biologically male or female.
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Wizard goes around making metaphors literal, Paladin discovers actual stick up his rear end
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Feminist in CthulhuTech
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A gnome who wears blue face paint and calls himself a smurfneblin
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Warforged bard autotunes voice
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Stone Golem exclusively refers to himself as 'party rock'.
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Gnome uses Ghost Sound as whopee cushion.
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Wizard uses cantrips to pop everyone's collars when entering a room.
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Psionic suspected to be telekinetically cheating at beer pong, impossible to prove.
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Dwarf found to be two halflings in a suit.
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Adventurers foil evil enchanter's plans to have consensual date
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Schizophrenic Golem spends time looking for 'his precious'
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GM insists on using his Rodney Dangerfield voice for every quest-giving NPC
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Inattentive halfling forgets to water any of his houseplants, drives druid neighbour insane with never-ending silent cacophony of screams.
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Piercing-voiced warforged "personally opposes" apartheid; refuses to participate in trade boycott.
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British dungeon has flimsy walls, unconvincing monsters. Good dialogue though.
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Pyrokinetic Yeti's favorite ancient holovid is Teenage Purestrain Ninja Humans
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Brawler fighter discovers hand of Vecna, uses it to chokeslam monsters, responds to party wizard's frustrated protestations with "talk to the hand"
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Displacer beast displaces itself into a cardboard box, one million hits on YouScry
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Rasamune posted:Displacer beast displaces itself into a cardboard box, one million hits on YouScry
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The Moon decides to become a Bard.
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teenage girl casts major image, sings a popular song by her favorite bard. Within three days she can't go anywhere without ghost sounds calling her a whore
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Party bard invents a primeval form of dubstep
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Female fighter with Come 'n' Get It refluffed as her "milkshake"
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Atheist cleric turns undead with own sense of smug satisfaction, copy of The God Delusion.
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Doctor Shadow posted:Schizophrenic Golem spends time looking for 'his precious' Dyslexic. Trickster god turns the town hoarder's Bag of Holding inside out.
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