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A wizard who only uses alchemy to create meth. A wizard who burns down a village the party just saved because his meth lab blew up.
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| # ¿ Mar 21, 2012 13:11 |
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| # ¿ May 22, 2013 13:49 |
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A Wizard teleports to the Elemental Plane of poo poo, finds a plane created from Fighters.
Natalya Fartz fucked around with this message at Mar 26, 2012 around 15:58 |
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The original plan for the Tomb of Horrors was to have a room full of angry house cats. This was removed when the players eventually sealed off the entrance to that room due to the corpses of the the previous adventures becoming too high and too deep.
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| # ¿ Mar 26, 2012 21:50 |
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Assumethisisreal posted:Anyone posting "warforged with an internal tape deck." Christ, people. Anyone posting about posting.  .The wizard who uses the hand of vecna to pop his collar. Natalya Fartz fucked around with this message at Mar 28, 2012 around 17:44 |
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DM spends 8 hours setting up a puzzle only his DMPC Wizard can solve. After the party left said wizard behind because he was a smug douchebag.
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| # ¿ Apr 14, 2012 17:42 |
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Fuego Fish posted:Bear ranger informed by owl wizard that he is of "very little brain", seeks comforting words from pig rogue. Owl wizard tells travelers how many bites it will take to finish their food; he eats all their food in 3 bites, every time.
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| # ¿ Apr 17, 2012 17:44 |
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100 HOGS AGREE posted:A wizard killed him with a save or die spell and teleported away. the man wet himself as his life escaped his body. The motive: the man wouldn't carry all of the bat guano and saltpeter and demanded better treatment.
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| # ¿ May 9, 2012 15:58 |
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| # ¿ May 22, 2013 13:49 |
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Angry Diplomat posted:Warforged bard cannot sing worth a drat, uses Auto-Tune to inspire courage. Goddammit, you are making me want to buy T-Pain Microphone and use it either as a bard or make my Friend Computer it. Machine Empath convinces Friend Computer to send the troubleshooters on a mission to play a game of Paranoia where the mission is to play a game of Paranoia where the mission is to play a game of Paranoia where the mission is to play a game of Paranoia where the mission is to play a game of Paranoia where the mission is to play a game of Paranoia where the mission is to play a game of Paranoia where the mission is to play a game of Paranoia and so on and so forth.
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| # ¿ May 24, 2012 21:58 |
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