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A player who decides to make the Adoring Fan from Elder Scrolls IV as his player character.
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| # ¿ Mar 21, 2012 03:28 |
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Werewolf who hangs out too near your house every full moon just so that he can pee on your rug. Beholder with all of his eyes/face permanently locked into the  expression.Golem who celebrates newfound sentience by inundating comrades with tons of cheap "rock" puns.
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| # ¿ Mar 21, 2012 03:44 |
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Elven archer who attaches little notes saying "WEAR BETTER ARMOR" to the shafts of their arrows. Halfling that steals larger race's bra to use as parachutes. Slaadi who is actually entirely lawful...To the point of being an obfuscatory rules-obsessed bureaucrat.
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| # ¿ Mar 21, 2012 03:50 |
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Air elemental that tricks a lady into thinking you flipped her skirt. Wizard who crashes in your abode and uses your toilet to conjure sludge elementals without your permission.
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| # ¿ Mar 21, 2012 03:52 |
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Ultramarines Space Marine who is the resident rules lawyer at the Astartes "Tombs & Tyranids" roleplaying meetups.
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| # ¿ Mar 21, 2012 03:55 |
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A Zone stalker who, when asked to SPEEL THE BEHNS by Owl, responds by splattering canned beans all over Owl. Slaaneshi Noise Marine who plays "The Song That Never Ends".
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| # ¿ Mar 21, 2012 04:00 |
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Guy who keeps quoting Charlton Heston around simian uplifts.
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| # ¿ Mar 21, 2012 04:02 |
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Bigby's Offensive Digit.
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| # ¿ Mar 21, 2012 04:06 |
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Cleric of a deity of humbleness and poverty demands extra donations. Bigby's Inappropriate Touch.
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| # ¿ Mar 21, 2012 04:10 |
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Exsurgent digital virus strain whose sole capability is flooding every database it touches with goatse.
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| # ¿ Mar 21, 2012 04:15 |
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Jedi who uses Force kinesis to change TV channel just as you start gloating about getting the remote first.
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| # ¿ Mar 21, 2012 04:20 |
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A group of sirens singing "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves!..."
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| # ¿ Mar 21, 2012 04:24 |
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Tiler Kiwi posted:Bard refuses to stop narrating. Bard must yell "LET'S GET READY TO RUUUUUMBLLLLLE!!" at the beginning of every combat encounter.
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| # ¿ Mar 21, 2012 04:35 |
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Bigby's Incessant Poke. Bigby's Agonizing Nosepinch. Bigby's Lowfive Tooslow.
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| # ¿ Mar 21, 2012 04:38 |
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Jerkass wizard who refuses to share the method of access to the beloved Elemental Plane of Kittens. Cleric of Olidammara who never smiles.
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| # ¿ Mar 21, 2012 04:54 |
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Rampant artifical intelligence whose most terrifying accomplishment is trolling you harder than any fratboy on a Call of Duty server.
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| # ¿ Mar 21, 2012 05:10 |
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Khorne Berserker pissed off at caster supremacy in D&D 3.5E.
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| # ¿ Mar 21, 2012 06:07 |
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Lovecraftian elder god that notices you trying to ram it with a ship, and in response stuffs said ship into an elder god-scale bottle, to put on a shelf in its home.
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| # ¿ Mar 21, 2012 06:28 |
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Slaaneshi Noise Marine warband interrupting an Ecclesiarchy choir mass with a combination of Rickroll, Rebecca Black, Skrillex, Deadmau5, and LMFAO. Nurgle Plague Marines leaving the toilet seat up. Space Wolves Space Marine attempting to create real-life hybrid yiff/gore porn. Iron Hands Techmarine who steals elderly folks' pacemakers. Dark Angels Space Marine bitching about less-than-100% privacy/secrecy settings on social network. InfiniteJesters fucked around with this message at Mar 21, 2012 around 06:47 |
| # ¿ Mar 21, 2012 06:42 |
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Khorne Berserker who yells "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD and some for the Red Cross too" because he really only joined this Chaos gig to fund his sports scholarship and he needs the side money from donating.
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| # ¿ Mar 21, 2012 06:53 |
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Astrophysicist attempting to figure out how to cause a pulsar to go nova with naught but a camcorder just so that he can say "Video killed the radio star".
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| # ¿ Mar 21, 2012 08:04 |
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Ettin posted:Dragon's hoard consists of a single note informing adventurers that the treasure was inside them all along Dragon's hoard includes said note as well as one chocolate coin for each party member, just for the sake of a terrible pun.
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| # ¿ Mar 21, 2012 08:20 |
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Lovecraftian investigator who is only in it in the hopes of filming tentacle pr0n. Hive-fleet of deadly space bugs whose sole aggression is chirping really loving loudly. Space marine who constantly shouts "PEW PEW PEW" while firing his weapon.
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| # ¿ Mar 21, 2012 08:53 |
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Roswell alien that crashed here because he was a drunken lout.
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| # ¿ Mar 21, 2012 09:41 |
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Necromancer/masseuse complaining about a lich he can't scratch.
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| # ¿ Mar 21, 2012 09:58 |
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Chaltab posted:The Warforged who constantly lectures his comrades and enemies on how his positronic brain gives him a tactical advantage because of his ability to crunch the probability numbers on the effectiveness of any given attack or spell. Human paladin who ignores his Warforged friend attempting to calculate a battle plan and charges in recklessly, getting the party killed, all while screaming his own name at the top of his lungs. Before dying, expresses thankfulness for at least having poultry.
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| # ¿ Mar 21, 2012 22:49 |
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Scientist Salarian who is thoroughly tone-deaf. Mad scientist invents time machine with snooze-alarm function.
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| # ¿ Mar 21, 2012 22:54 |
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Mage who sacrificed thousands, sold his soul and became a lich just so that he could reenact "Thriller".
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| # ¿ Mar 21, 2012 23:58 |
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Man sticks glass bottles on his fingers and demands that all Warrior-class characters come out and play.
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| # ¿ Mar 22, 2012 00:24 |
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Warforged paints himself red and keeps saying, "Silly, bitch, yo weapons cannot harm me! Don't you know who the gently caress I am?  "
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| # ¿ Mar 22, 2012 01:25 |
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Mordenkainen's Crack House. Mordenkainen's Leftist Guerrilla Camp. Mordenkainen's Smelly-rear end Gamestore.
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| # ¿ Mar 22, 2012 03:55 |
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Advanced Prometheus AI manifests itself in cyberspace as a Vocaloid just to troll anti-weeaboo forums.
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| # ¿ Mar 23, 2012 09:49 |
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Really Pants posted:Moon files complaint, all negotiations suspended indefinitely Bard masquerading as moon winces as he tends to the cheese-sections that were greedily bitten off.
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| # ¿ Mar 23, 2012 10:01 |
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Gravitas Shortfall posted:Khorne running out of space to put skulls reaped by mortal champions, keeps giving them as gifts to other Chaos Gods. Khorne keeps noticing that all the blood around his lair means people track crimson footprints in his house, gets annoyed at the mess.
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Vogon Bard.
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