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A kender
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A wizard with a dwarf henchman he calls the Human Floating Disc.
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| # ¿ Mar 21, 2012 03:28 |
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A fighter with ranks and skill focus in Profession: Baker, just so he'd be able to meaningfully contribute to the party. His cakes aren't very tasty since it's a cross-class skill.
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| # ¿ Mar 21, 2012 03:31 |
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Emo vampire who took a level in Cleric in order to self-mutilate through turning
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| # ¿ Mar 21, 2012 03:36 |
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The not-Asian monk who is just tagging along with the party to find ancient denim pants and always talks about his childhood obsession with becoming a paladin like those in not-Europe.
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| # ¿ Mar 21, 2012 03:41 |
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Shifter monk who brags about using her Furry of Blows ability
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| # ¿ Mar 21, 2012 03:42 |
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Emo vampire reveals that the sparkle just comes from taking a level in illusionist
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| # ¿ Mar 21, 2012 03:46 |
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An eladrin fey-pact warlock whose patron is his creepy uncle
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| # ¿ Mar 21, 2012 03:47 |
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An elf who spends all her time complaining that she could be on Bladedancing with the Stars instead of adventuring
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| # ¿ Mar 21, 2012 03:48 |
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Dragon that hoards action figures and wall scrolls instead of gems, coins, and jewelry
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| # ¿ Mar 21, 2012 03:50 |
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Housecat that keeps a tally of 1st level characters it's killed
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| # ¿ Mar 21, 2012 03:52 |
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Cleric of Rand who charges for Cure Light Wounds
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| # ¿ Mar 21, 2012 03:53 |
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Wizard who only memorizes Summon Monster I to run a celestial dogfighting ring
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| # ¿ Mar 21, 2012 03:55 |
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Wizard who insists on calling it Rope Illusion
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| # ¿ Mar 21, 2012 04:01 |
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Homophobic wizard refuses to memorize Prismatic Spray
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| # ¿ Mar 21, 2012 04:02 |
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Fire posted:Insomniac wizard who casts sleep on himself Also refuses to go to level 5
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| # ¿ Mar 21, 2012 04:05 |
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Short hirsute human is tired of everyone asking him to check the stonework for traps.
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| # ¿ Mar 21, 2012 04:19 |
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Bard whose only Perform skill is Shock Jock DJing
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| # ¿ Mar 21, 2012 04:32 |
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Rogue inadvertently sneak attacks you with a surprise pat on the back
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| # ¿ Mar 21, 2012 05:11 |
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Half-Orc bard constantly tries and fails to convince people that he is the moon.
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| # ¿ Mar 21, 2012 05:13 |
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Tome of forbidden magic written entirely in Comic Sans
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| # ¿ Mar 21, 2012 12:55 |
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Ancient runes turn out to just be wing dings
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| # ¿ Mar 21, 2012 13:07 |
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Human warrior keeps talking about making some hot little quarterlings to all the halfling villagers
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| # ¿ Mar 21, 2012 13:17 |
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Pyrokinetic Yeti's favorite ancient holovid is Teenage Purestrain Ninja Humans
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| # ¿ Mar 21, 2012 15:20 |
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Fantasy high school gives all the wizardry students lockers of holding so they'll be more comfortable.
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| # ¿ Mar 21, 2012 16:39 |
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Hipster fighter wears skinny greaves
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| # ¿ Mar 21, 2012 17:01 |
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Wizard's familiar keeps getting a little too familiar
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| # ¿ Mar 21, 2012 18:12 |
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Liberal Paladin refuses to attack undead or demons, claiming that it's not their fault that they were created to be remorseless evil beings
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| # ¿ Mar 21, 2012 19:45 |
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The paladin died because the monsters wore amulets of meme protection
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| # ¿ Mar 21, 2012 22:52 |
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Warforged hooker with a literal heart of gold
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| # ¿ Mar 21, 2012 23:30 |
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Fighter only kills Orcs because the voice of some extraplanar entity named Jason keeps telling him to.
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| # ¿ Mar 22, 2012 00:23 |
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Bard who misses with Vicious Mockery always says "wait, I had something for this"
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| # ¿ Mar 22, 2012 04:39 |
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King only sends adventurers into dungeon because the goblins were trying to form a union
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| # ¿ Mar 22, 2012 15:17 |
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Ranger joyously discovers a quiver full of Arrows of Brony Slaying
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| # ¿ Mar 22, 2012 17:54 |
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Warforged is proud member of the Eberron Crossbow Association, has crossbow rack on his back
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| # ¿ Mar 22, 2012 19:03 |
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Cleric of Zombo.com is secretly a wizard
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| # ¿ Mar 22, 2012 21:51 |
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General Ironicus posted:Golems, Warforged, and other constructs hold conference to advance gender-neutral pronouns. Transgender warforged asks to be called a poo poo
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| # ¿ Mar 22, 2012 21:53 |
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Dr Nick posted:Two words: Skinny Greaves Hipster fighter keeps saying how he wore skinny greaves before they became mainstream http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...8#post401776305
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| # ¿ Mar 23, 2012 16:11 |
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Evil mastermind AI exposed as 1990s IRC chatbot after it attempts to beat the party about their faces with actual live trout.
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| # ¿ Apr 4, 2012 05:32 |
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| # ¿ May 21, 2013 19:15 |
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Mary Kay and Avon sales reps shows up at a pub due to an unfortunate typo in the party's hireling recruitment poster.
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