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Drunken fighter thinks he's a wizard. Claims he's cast Fly but really he just can't remember how he got way the gently caress up here. Drunken fighter thinks he's a wizard. Claims he's cast Knock and it took a terrible toll on his body, but really he just kicked a door down and shat himself. Edit: Sobered up fighter claims he's a wizard and his magical experiment went wrong. Actually just got drunk and burned down the inn while lighting his farts. AlphaDog fucked around with this message at Mar 26, 2012 around 13:17 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:Pyromancer insists on being called "painter of light." Street samurai dual wielding a spraycan and a zippo insists on being called... yeah, never mind.
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Overweight summoner gets dire beetles.
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Liesmith posted:Actually a game where you are a party of Argonaut types off to a far off land to rescue a wizard/the chosen hero/the dying king's heir/whoever in time to save the kingdom would be pretty sick It is, and it's even better if you base a lot of it on the Greek myths where that stuff happens, but twist it slightly so the original solution doesn't produce the best result (or even the monster in question just rolls its eyes and says "Everyone tries that one, for gently caress's sake show some originality"). Wait, I mean "pretentious Cyclops demands to be called Monoclops".
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Pan Ache posted:All he asks for is a little racial parity and instantly he's pretentious? Check your privilege, two-eyes. Hey, my best friend is a Cyclops. I don't hate monsters, just monster culture.
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Major game company releases terrible playtest.
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