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BaconButts
Jan 26, 2011

It was worth ten dollars to everyone but me.


Hell yeah.

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angerbot
Mar 23, 2004


Bloomington posted:

How much dog food does he have to eat? Does he have to eat it out of a dog bowl labelled "BaconBits"?

Well it would be nice, but if wishes were fishes...

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Veni, vidi, Lombardi.


angerbutt posted:

I accept your challenge. Eat the dog food on video or be banned.

I love you angerbutt.

Abugadu
Jul 11, 2004

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Fashioned for me a cummerbund for my aptitude as a scuffler. i am Honored.

Smashbacon eat the dog food

BillNyeTheNaziSpy
May 27, 2010


Does the dog food have to be dry or wet?

Does he have to eat grass after and throw it up on his living room carpet?

RagingBoner
Jan 10, 2006

Real Wood Pencil

angerbutt posted:

Well it would be nice, but if wishes were fishes...

If someone eats more dog food than he does can they choose his punishment?

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004


BillNyeTheNaziSpy posted:

Does the dog food have to be dry or wet?

Does he have to eat grass after and throw it up on his living room carpet?

Artistic license.

RagingBoner posted:

If someone eats more dog food than he does can they choose his punishment?

Historically yes.

the
Jul 18, 2004

AAAaaAAaAAAAAaaaaa

Well I hope he decides to buy the high grade dog food with real meat instead of the lovely off brand.

Note: Make him eat the lovely off brand.

kreayshawns talent
Jan 13, 2012

by Y Kant Ozma Post


BaconBits posted:

Hell yeah.

You've been prepared for this for months I'm betting.

Coasterphreak
May 29, 2007
I like cookies.

Pick posted:

The Toothpaste Millionaire loving lied to me?!

Also, apparently used baby food jars are not FDA approved packaging.

(I am seriously astounded anyone else has read that book)

BaconButts
Jan 26, 2011

It was worth ten dollars to everyone but me.


Timeframe? And I choose the canned stuff.

RagingBoner
Jan 10, 2006

Real Wood Pencil

angerbutt posted:

Historically yes.

Baconbits, I hope you're hungry.

BaconBits posted:

Timeframe? And I choose the canned stuff.

Oh holy poo poo I'm out.

the
Jul 18, 2004

AAAaaAAaAAAAAaaaaa

BaconBits posted:

Timeframe? And I choose the canned stuff.

You have to open it on camera, so we know that you are not simply eating human food from a cleaned dog food can.

I'd even say that since you originally suggested dry dog food that you have to eat dry dog food.

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004


BaconBits posted:

Timeframe? And I choose the canned stuff.

Monday.

the
Jul 18, 2004

AAAaaAAaAAAAAaaaaa

According to this lady, cat treats just burst with flavor, so I think you are in for a delicious meal!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8QB3jycWcY

Maledict
Jan 5, 2005

| Believe my lies |


I love you angerbot

Stairs
Oct 12, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 7 hours!


BaconBits posted:

Timeframe? And I choose the canned stuff.

I suggest Old Roy, it tastes better coming back up. Please don't ask me how I know this.

Sire Oblivion
Apr 22, 2008

Down the Rabbit Hole.


BaconBits posted:

Timeframe? And I choose the canned stuff.

I'm glad that the OP has the balls to actually go through with it, god speed.

Raiad
Feb 1, 2005

Without the law, there wouldn't be lawyers.

BaconBits posted:

Timeframe? And I choose the canned stuff.

Doesn't that defeat the purpose of saving money? I always thought that canned poo poo was expensive. If you're gonna splurge like that, you could just buy real food.

BaconButts
Jan 26, 2011

It was worth ten dollars to everyone but me.


Raiad posted:

Doesn't that defeat the purpose of saving money? I always thought that canned poo poo was expensive. If you're gonna splurge like that, you could just buy real food.

Dog food is real food. It's even more nutritious than what most of us eat.

kedarguru
Mar 18, 2012


the posted:

According to this lady, cat treats just burst with flavor, so I think you are in for a delicious meal!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8QB3jycWcY

Too bad it's dog food, I hear that tastes like poo poo.

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

Pew pew pew



You can legitimately get cat food that is basically just canned seafood medley (it makes you feel really weird when you open it and it smells really good) so I think you need to set a rule that he has to eat one of the lovely brands and can't spend $4 for a can of what would basically be steak cubes in gravy.

You know, in the spirit of the challenge.

BaconButts
Jan 26, 2011

It was worth ten dollars to everyone but me.


Pleads posted:

You can legitimately get cat food that is basically just canned seafood medley (it makes you feel really weird when you open it and it smells really good) so I think you need to set a rule that he has to eat one of the lovely brands and can't spend $4 for a can of what would basically be steak cubes in gravy.

You know, in the spirit of the challenge.

Oh so I can't buy Chunky savory pot roast?

And what do you mean by lovely brand? I'm looking through dog treats on the internet and it all seems edible. The only thing I can't eat are the chicken bones.

kreayshawns talent
Jan 13, 2012

by Y Kant Ozma Post


Liku posted:

I'm glad that the OP has the balls to actually go through with it, god speed.

Baconbits is loving pumped. He refreshed the screen and cut his eyes away to the two 24-can packs of Alpo sitting in the corner not being utilized to their full potential.

Bloomington
Apr 20, 2010


Why not just eat Beneful Healthy Radiance, you were going to eat it anyway.

Raiad
Feb 1, 2005

Without the law, there wouldn't be lawyers.

I think that it should very specifically be Beneful Healthy Radiance. He's already gone through the effort of calculating how many calories 1 dollar of it will get him and determined that the ingredients will ensure a long, healthy life so why waste that research?

Deadeye Dick
Mar 28, 2005



quote:

INGREDIENTS
Ground yellow corn, chicken by-product meal, corn gluten meal, whole wheat flour, animal fat preserved with mixed-tocopherols (form of Vitamin E), salmon, rice flour, soy flour, sugar, propylene glycol, meat and bone meal, water, tricalcium phosphate, soybean oil, animal digest...

Please tell me this is a magazine for animals.

bow chicka wow wow
Nov 9, 2008


I think that some people were just born to do certain things.

theorist
May 14, 2008


this^

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

BaconButts
Jan 26, 2011

It was worth ten dollars to everyone but me.


Raiad posted:

I think that it should very specifically be Beneful Healthy Radiance. He's already gone through the effort of calculating how many calories 1 dollar of it will get him and determined that the ingredients will ensure a long, healthy life so why waste that research?

Well then I'd have to find it, local stores might not have any. IDK

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

fear itself


BaconBits posted:

Well then I'd have to find it, local stores might not have any. IDK

No worrries man, you just go to this site http://www.walmart.com/ip/Beneful-H...1.1-lb/11046715 and arrange to pick it up at:

Walmart
700 West Ireland Road
South Bend
(574) 299-0114

Thats just a couple miles off campus. The bus goes right out there.

angerbutt posted:

Well it would be nice, but if wishes were fishes...

...yes?

the
Jul 18, 2004

AAAaaAAaAAAAAaaaaa

BaconBits posted:

Well then I'd have to find it, local stores might not have any. IDK

http://www.amazon.com/Purina-Benefu.../dp/B0009JRUT6/

AHAHAHHA

quote:

I bought this dog food because the bag showed pictured of veggies and chunks of meat, and with a name like "Beneful" I thought I was purchasing a nutritious brand of dog food. My dogs did eat this food, but after reading the ingredients I completely regret purchasing it and feel just awful for feeding it to my dogs. The first three ingredients are Ground yellow corn, chicken by-product meal, and corn gluten meal. How disgusting is that?! The main ingredient is a corn filler. One thing my vet told me a while back that I never forgot: "When you eat corn, what comes out of the other end? The same thing happens with dogs." Basically, dogs cannot digest corn, it is just a filler and causes them to actually eat more to feel full, poop out more, and retain less nutrients. The only meat in Beneful at all is a by-product, its not even a real meat! By-products are the stuff leftover once all the actual meat is harvested. We're talking beaks, chicken feet, eyeballs, even chicken poop! I would not recommend this product to anyone, for any reason, ever. It is an absolutely awful dog food. I can't believe the pictures of veggies and full chunks of meat on the bag can be allowed to be on the packaging of such a disgusting product; it is very misleading and should be considered false advertising.

Rahns
Feb 15, 2008
My ass belongs to peo

You should go for the Beneful Healthy Radiance, you did the maths, you can't just pull it up then go for the canned stuff when challenged.

Tatum Girlparts
Sep 8, 2011

Do you think you can destroy me with your Nexus? I who served Thuganomics, I who commanded The Cenation, hundreds of years before you were on NXT?

This is a fetish thing, isn't it Bacon? Did Fetlife send you as revenge?

Raiad
Feb 1, 2005

Without the law, there wouldn't be lawyers.

BaconBits posted:

Well then I'd have to find it, local stores might not have any. IDK

You've got all the way until Monday, and lucky for you, Amazon's got you covered. So there's really no excuses here.

Rainbow Pony Deluxe
Jun 26, 2010

Spiderman's only weakness... teletubbies.


OP, I like the cut your jib. And I hope you do, too.

Mr.Radar
Nov 5, 2005

You guys aren't going to believe this, but that guy is our games teacher.


What the gently caress is wrong with you?! Just get food stamps and use them to get real people food. If you don't qualify for food stamps then you definitely have enough money to get real food on your own making this whole thread doubly ridiculous (and you even more insane).

particle409
Jan 15, 2008


Stairs posted:

I suggest Old Roy, it tastes better coming back up. Please don't ask me how I know this.

Hahahahaha!

Avoid Ol’ Roy Dog Food: Cheap Ingredients Make it Fast Food for Dogs
http://www.dogandcatexperts.com/ol-roy-dog-food/

quote:

Both consumer reviews and reviews by organizations that review several brands of dog food give very low marks to Ol’ Roy dog food. Unlike the best dog food choices, this food does not contain a named source of protein. In fact, all of the ingredients are of inferior quality.

What does that even mean? Is it horse meat? Armadillo? Roadkill? Where does the protein come from!?

Necros
Jul 23, 2003



You should nix the Beneful and go for Purina Pro Plan. My dog loves that stuff and it's got way more protein. MSM is always the first ingredient in all the varities (my dog is on the Salmon for his sensitive skin and stomach).

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kedarguru
Mar 18, 2012


I think he should brush his teeth and take his vitamin just before eating, to make it a little more interesting.

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