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Maga Man was defeated by Pak-Man http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htQOtavDPmk
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Mr. Pumroy posted:Meager Man wakes up everyday and before he leaves to work he takes a Nature Valley granola bar with him to eat as his breakfast. He once saw a commercial where a man in a well-tailored business suit is striding confidently in an office lobby while eating a granola bar. Meager Man hopes that he looks confident, holding his granola bar with purpose, but instead he gets crumbs on his worn gray suit jacket and his mouth is gummy and dry from the oats and sugar. Several times Meager Man was invited by his co-workers for an after-work bar hop or a night at the bowling alley, and the invitation alarms him with its suddenness he backs out with feeble excuses. Eventually his co-workers stop asking him. Dr. Wiley sometimes wonders what he is supposed to do with Meager Man. He sees no path to promote him or transfer him. He is an anchor that holds back the department and every quarterly progress report Dr. Wily knows he could have done better if Meager Man would just quit and pursue that jazz session musician dream he has. Dr. Wily knows this because he has seen Meager Man's browser history. But he knows this will never happen. Not to Meager Man. Not ever. Meager Man walks home from work because bus fare is just too much for him this week. As he strolls along the dreary sidewalk to his one bedroom apartment, he can't help to think about tossing himself in front of a speeding jet-car. But no. Who would finish the Stevenson report? Not that lackadaisical Eddie, for sure. No. Meager Man is all that Dr. Wiley has. He'll work there until he dies.
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| # ? Mar 22, 2012 02:45 |
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Meager Man stops by McDonald's on his way home and orders an McMeager Meal. Bundled in a leftover McRib wrapper is a delicious bread-burger with a side of ketchup packets. He completes his feast with a Dixie cup of bathroom water.
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bunky posted:Meager Man walks home from work because bus fare is just too much for him this week. As he strolls along the dreary sidewalk to his one bedroom apartment, he can't help but think about tossing himself in front of a speeding jet-car. But no. Who would finish the Stevenson report? Not that lackadaisical Eddie, for sure. No. Meager Man is all that Dr. Wiley has. He'll work there until he dies. Meager Man thinks Dr. Wiley depends on him. He refuses to accept that his life is as useless as a piece of garbage that he carelessly kicks along the road as it gets sucked up by the huge vacuum robots. Meager Man has dealt with denial for a very long time, ever since he was a boy in high school even. Back when people would call him robofag, or a Cock Sucking Autobot.
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| # ? Mar 22, 2012 02:55 |
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bunky posted:Meager Man walks home from work because bus fare is just too much for him this week. As he strolls along the dreary sidewalk to his one bedroom apartment, he can't help but think about tossing himself in front of a speeding jet-car. But no. Who would finish the Stevenson report? Not that lackadaisical Eddie, for sure. No. Meager Man is all that Dr. Wiley has. He'll work there until he dies. Meager Man slouches before a computer monitor in an unlit room. On the desk beside him, buried under a cluster of empty pill bottles and crumpled burger wrappers, Meager Man has left a list of things he plans to do with his free time. The paper is crinkled and yellow. He wants to take up jogging. He wants to sign up for a dating website. He wants to dye his thin, graying hair. Meager Man reads Facebook instead and admires the interesting lives of other people. When Meager Man showers in a rust-stained tub, he dreams of writing a novel about a miserable man. There is no muse for Meager Man. He lacks the insight to articulate the human condition. Meager Man goes to bed struggling to envision a single scene, but all that he sees in his mind's eye is darkness pregnant with dread.
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| # ? Mar 22, 2012 02:59 |
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It's finally that day that Meager Man has dreaded for years. He could see the warning signs, but chose to ignore them and think of happier days. Days romping through the fields and zipping through generic robotic warehouses. He was more than just a robotic dog conveyance. He was a friend. It was hard for Meager Man to make the decision to terminate Rusk. His hips had gone out years ago and he was no longer able to transport Meager Man to work. As the vet pulled the power supply from Rusk's main board, the sound of his cooling fans powering down was deafening.
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| # ? Mar 22, 2012 03:03 |
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Mega Man can go gently caress himself.
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| # ? Mar 22, 2012 03:04 |
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Meager Man always asks for free bread to "feed the ducks" because he thinks they won't give him any if they realize it's for him. It's winter and there aren't any ducks to be fed; they still give him bread because they're afraid of what will happen if they turn him down. Nobody wants to feel responsible for what he'll end up doing to himself.
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| # ? Mar 22, 2012 03:11 |
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Megaman Legends 3 will never happen. gently caress YOU CAPCOM
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| # ? Mar 22, 2012 03:14 |
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Another night of flipping through the scrapbook. Meager Man wistfully regales all of his old adventures while guzzling through a twelve pack of cheap malt liquor. He thinks of the fun he had trashing through Cut-Man's territory. What a feeling it was destroying Bomb-Man! "Remember all the good times we had Rusk?!" Oh yeah. Guess it's time for bed. Wiley's got a long day for me tomorrow.
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| # ? Mar 22, 2012 03:25 |
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Hey Op, if you don't send this poo poo to capcom I'm going to be pissed. This should be a point and click for sure. Get to work son.
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| # ? Mar 22, 2012 03:32 |
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I never played any Megaman games anyone who can give a tip or cheat to a first time players?
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| # ? Mar 22, 2012 03:33 |
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Malus posted:I never played any Megaman games anyone who can give a tip or cheat to a first time players? this thread is for development, this is why we have mega(man hah)threads, sheesh. just jump up and down and shoot bullets. look out for monsters too
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| # ? Mar 22, 2012 03:38 |
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Meager Man has a toothache. He should see a dentist, but he can't afford the copay and never uses the insurance that Dr. Wiley docks him for on every check. He's vaguely aware he's losing money, but he's anxious and convinces himself that insurance is only for emergencies. He feels empowered by his procrastination. Meager Man tells his coworkers with pride that he refuses to indulge in an overburdened public healthcare system. No matter how much he brushes, the toothache worsens. His gums are swelling. When Meager Man goes to the dentist, they will pull three teeth from the abscess in his jaw.
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| # ? Mar 22, 2012 03:43 |
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Meager Man closes his web browser in disgust. As he gets up from his computer he notes the time, 6:15. Another eight hours until stress, alcohol, and pure exhaustion put him to sleep and hes already spent himself. Meager man makes the six foot walk from his computer desk to the bathroom; hoping to find a towel, a t-shirt, anything to clean himself off. He notices his reflection in the bathroom mirror he feels nothing but shame. He tries to convince himself he hates stimulating himself like this, like a boy in puberty. Deep down, Meager Man knows he has come to prefer this over the anxiety of trying interact with another person.
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| # ? Mar 22, 2012 03:43 |
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magaman 2 the revenge of magamen is the latest entrie in the magaman series of magamam games. In this game magaman teems up with proteusman and robot man to stop the evil doctr. comeing soon to the nintando playcube
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| # ? Mar 22, 2012 03:44 |
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OP I bought Magaman Network Transition for the NGC (also works on Nintendo Wii) from Gamestop the other day to show Capcom my support for him, hope this helps. I think everyone should do the same.
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Thrill Cosby posted:Meager Man closes his web browser in disgust. As he gets up from his computer he notes the time, 6:15. Another eight hours until stress, alcohol, and pure exhaustion put him to sleep and hes already spent himself. Meager man makes the six foot walk from his computer desk to the bathroom; hoping to find a towel, a t-shirt, anything to clean himself off. He notices his reflection in the bathroom mirror he feels nothing but shame. He tries to convince himself he hates stimulating himself like this, like a boy in puberty. How long can he do it today? Thirty minutes? Forty-five? Can Meager Man sit on the toilet pretending to use the bathroom for a full hour today? Does it even matter? Will anyone even notice that he has been absent from his desk for a full sixty minutes? As his legs fall asleep, he patiently watches his phone, hoping that just one of his Facebook friends will start a game of Words With Friends with him. Maybe today.
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| # ? Mar 22, 2012 03:51 |
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Thank you for helping us understand this, and I hope the moderators will make this a sticky thread for at least a few days until Capcom can get the message and release a new game to our liking.
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| # ? Mar 22, 2012 03:51 |
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 RIP MAGAMAN 1987-2012 "He was only fifteen years old" - SUPER NINTENDO MAGAZINE
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| # ? Mar 22, 2012 04:13 |
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I won't play a new Mega Man game until he can be a ninja because ninjas are really cool and awesome and Mega Man needs to be a ninja.
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| # ? Mar 22, 2012 04:19 |
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"I won't play a new Mega Man game until he can be a ninja because ninjas are really cool and awesome and Mega Man needs to be a ninja." --A brain damaged child who thinks it is 2003.
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Cream-of-Plenty posted:"I won't play a new Mega Man game until he can be a ninja because ninjas are really cool and awesome and Mega Man needs to be a ninja." ninjas (surrogate icon replacing a stillborn culture in search of idolatry) we need a rivalry to personify the amorphous conflicts suffusing our chaotic, media-saturated lives Dr. Wiley is now a Pirate. Mega Man must defeat him. How Cool
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| # ? Mar 22, 2012 04:33 |
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Killer Queen posted:I won't play a new Mega Man game until he can be a ninja because ninjas are really cool and awesome and Mega Man needs to be a ninja. Shadow Man came out in 1990 & you can take his power?????
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| # ? Mar 22, 2012 04:37 |
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Yall no MegaMen Legend wuz da best Magmaman game rite????lol like there will never be a better one so y even try
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Scirocco Griffon posted:So if I'm reading this right, this game is about Kenny Rogers hiding behind Drill-Arm John Cena, demanding that he attack Peyton Manning with a broken ankle, who is shooting at bad Gundam cosplayers dodging the wrong way from his bullets while atop a very non-OSHA compliant walkway featuring no guardrails and a ladder leading straight down into lava. And the game delivered.
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| # ? Mar 22, 2012 04:43 |
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Green Puddin posted:Megaman Legends 3 will never happen. Malus posted:I never played any Megaman games anyone who can give a tip or cheat to a first time players? This only works in one of the games, but I'm not telling which. Experimenting is fun!
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| # ? Mar 22, 2012 04:57 |
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Cream-of-Plenty posted:"I won't play a new Mega Man game until he can be a ninja because ninjas are really cool and awesome and Mega Man needs to be a ninja." 
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| # ? Mar 22, 2012 05:15 |
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I have a mega problem...with your spelling.
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Yonic Symbolism posted:Battle Network 5: Team Colonel had that covered in 2005 A meme becomes popular in 2003. The Japanese learn of this meme and decide to exploit it. It takes 36 months to make a Mega Man game because Japanese law dictates that only a single man is authorized to hand-draw the sprites at any given time. This puts the release of Battle Mega Man Colonel Strike Force 5 somewhere in 2006. The real question is, how did this game get released in 2005?
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Cream-of-Plenty posted:A meme becomes popular in 2003. The Japanese learn of this meme and decide to exploit it. It takes 36 months to make a Mega Man game because Japanese law dictates that only a single man is authorized to hand-draw the sprites at any given time. This puts the release of Battle Mega Man Colonel Strike Force 5 somewhere in 2006. What you're missing is that real ultimate power was made in 2002.
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| # ? Mar 22, 2012 05:26 |
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Meager Man, the lowest of the human condition. He gets up in the morning, heats up an old bagel. Drinks some of that instant coffee, he loathes it's taste and it's even decaffeinated. Meager Man doesn't know what to do on sundays, there's no work and his favorite TV shows aren't on. He goes to the top of his apartment building, with a steady leer in his eyes he overlooks the city. He means to jump, but his rusty legs don't let him. Meager Man knows he's past his welcome in this world.
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| # ? Mar 22, 2012 05:30 |
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Maybe Capcom should make Megaman an MMORPG. thoughts?
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| # ? Mar 22, 2012 05:35 |
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Dizz posted:Maybe Capcom should make Megaman an MMORPG.
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Dizz posted:Maybe Capcom should make Megaman an MMORPG. Well, as Mass Effect/SWTOR fans have taught us, players want all of their hookup options DAMMIT AND THEY WILL BE CATERED TO 
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Bucket-O-Nothing posted:give Rush a collectathon adventure game. Can you be neil pert?
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| # ? Mar 22, 2012 08:44 |
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homosexuale in blue arrmorr, no thanks
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| # ? Mar 22, 2012 08:52 |
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Yonic Symbolism posted:Battle Network 5: Team Colonel had that covered in 2005 Megmaman Zex 6 had the darness armoire where you got a orange x_saber.exe and also ju mp
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| # ? Mar 22, 2012 10:26 |
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There were metools in the base. mega didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. his warnings to colonel were not listenend to and now it was too late.
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I too am sending this thread in the snail mail to capcom. Unless it gets over ten pages, and then I'm probly only sending the first ten pages, but I'll probly read the rest and if there is a specially good post in those further pages I might pear a phrase it if it's that good. I thought it would be a good break, for maga man to recharge his batteries (no pun in ten did) if he had a game where he went on a world tour with his rock band, maga man and the maga men, and capcom could make controllers shaped as saxophones and guitars and the gameplay could be sort of based on doing the button pushing in accordance with the rythm of the songs that they rock out, on the stage. There would be mean robots who were badasses who would come to the shows to mock maga man and the maga men, but you could rock their faces with precision gaming skill and they would join your tour, adding their unique songs and powers to your rep or trois. So they could help you to rock the other cities on the tour and get all the maga men on your side and put on one final epic concert where the evil genius who built all the mean robots would attend and you would have your chance to turn him to the side of rock and roll and usher in a age of utopia where humans and androids could live as one. And in between shows, you could go out and explore the town that you are playing the show in and look around for stuff to do in the open world where maga man would encounter other robots to defeat and use the parts of them to build bigger and better weapons and cooler robot pets to ride around on and if you wanted to capture territory and use that part of the city to start building the utopia it could be apart where you build a city-kingdom. Because I think it could be a mmo if capcom want to make an mmo where people can play as maga man. And metallica. Or be a private investigator when he's not playing concerts because it needs rpg elements anyways.
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