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Ratspeaker
Mar 6, 2009

The efforts of madmen are a society of itself, but only if they are written.


The Elder Scrolls library is a huge, and often overlooked, part of the games. I've been playing for years, but only recently began to read the books I find, rather than checking for skill-ups and then selling them off. I particularly enjoy the narrative books, since they're an easy read, but the history and lore books can be pretty great too. I've been wandering around Skyrim and assembling in-game collections of books to fit the personalities of each character, but they always include my favorite ones, some of which are:

Chance's Folly is one of the first non-skill, non-plot books I bothered to pick up and read. It's about a double-crossing thief and a crazy Breton.

The Real Barenziah is an account of Queen Barenziah's personal life. The original version included unnecessary graphic detail about Khajiit genitalia, but that's since been edited out.

A Dance in Fire and The Argonian Account are stories about a merchant's adventures in Valenwood and the Black Marsh, respectively, and they provide a pretty cool outsider perspective on two of the weirdest cultures in the game.

Palla is a cautionary tale about why it's not a good idea to attempt to summon your girlfriend's hot mother back from the dead until you're sure you have all the details correct.

2920, The Last Year of the First Era is a narrative about the Tribunal during Reman II's war with Morrowind.

So I figured, while this subforum is still up, I might as well ask: which books have you been collecting and dumping on the bookshelves/basement floor of your Skyrim house?

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Zebrin
Mar 12, 2010

Chopping trees down and making elves cry.


I currently have my shelves filled with one of every spell tome I have. (Until I ran out of space on the shelves that is...) Then I stuffed the rest in a barrel by the door, next to my weapon chest and across from my misc bag. I read almost every book if it is the first one I found, then stuff it in my book barrel, I think I have almost a complete collection now.

Pucklynn
Sep 8, 2010

chop chop chop


In every single Elder Scrolls game I've played, I obsessively collect EVERY SINGLE BOOK on every character. Not all the books in the world, mind, but at least one copy of every book. I will admit my shame and say that I haven't read them yet, but my plan is that once my thief has amassed stupid amounts of wealth and the entire collected knowledge of the land of Skyrim, she'll sit back in her nice giant mansion surrounded by shiny objects and read leisurely through her entire library.

ETA: To further this goal, there is a mod that makes unread books glow, which makes it so much easier to grab one of every book without lugging around extras or keeping a list open in another window.

hobb
Sep 20, 2001


Withershins is pretty amusing, but I wish there were more Herbane's Bestiaries to find.

Wolfsheim
Dec 23, 2003

Mmmruhh..Mmruhh...
Murrukle...Muhhn...


Ahzirr Traajijazeri. You're welcome.

The Mad Archivist
Sep 4, 2008

A Chronicler of the Crazed


Even though I want to live in other houses, I always end up picking Markarth. Why? It has the most bookshelf space.

During my first game (now lost after a computing disaster) I built record collections using manuscripts from the game - i.e., all written material that was not books. The pride and joy of my archive was the Papers of Callixto Correum. I find it amazing/terrifying that Skyrim's sandbox is so expansive that it's even possible to play archivist within it.

As for favorite books, I like the Dreamstride. It should have an ability to convert to a blunt weapon because I am confident you could kill a man with it easily.

Oppressor
Nov 6, 2011

What we were after now was the old surprise visit. That was a real kick and good for laughs and lashings of the old ultraviolent.


Marobar Sul's Dwemer-books were pretty good.

Arbitrary Coin
Feb 17, 2012


Here's another fan of A Dance in Fire

It's really fascinating, with a touch of dark humor near the end. I really want some DLC or a game set in Valenwood now; would love to see Silvenar rendered based on the description in there.

Timall
Dec 20, 2008


The Lusty Argonian Maid.

There's a mod that makes those books increase your one and two handed skills.

Pilli
Jul 3, 2011

Dogs have owners,
cats have staff


One that can never ever be forgotten after the first read: Surfeit of Thieves.

Robzilla
Jul 28, 2003

READ IT AND WEEP JEWBOY!


Timall posted:

The Lusty Argonian Maid.

There's a mod that makes those books increase your one and two handed skills.
Oh god it took me a moment to realize this joke.

Twincityhacker
Feb 18, 2011


I really like the story in The Cake and the Diamond.

wtfuguyz
Mar 7, 2007

YOU ARE NOW BREATHING MANUALLY

Pilli posted:

One that can never ever be forgotten after the first read: Surfeit of Thieves.

Am I the only one who figured out where this was going when she figured out what everyone else's name was?

Pilli
Jul 3, 2011

Dogs have owners,
cats have staff


wtfuguyz posted:

Am I the only one who figured out where this was going when she figured out what everyone else's name was?

No, I would expect readers to get it quite before Heriah does; the punch is made obvious. The point is not the "surprise" at the end from a reader's point of view, it's her whole experience going from feeling joyful and relaxed to the sheer horror that has dawned on her in an instant, and the way it is written. "In her last living moment, Heriah finally..." I'll leave the rest out not to spoil anyone, but goddamn. Just putting myself in this woman's shoes, hello goosebump galore.

Ratspeaker
Mar 6, 2009

The efforts of madmen are a society of itself, but only if they are written.


Arbitrary Coin posted:

Here's another fan of A Dance in Fire

It's really fascinating, with a touch of dark humor near the end. I really want some DLC or a game set in Valenwood now; would love to see Silvenar rendered based on the description in there.
Seriously, I never even cared about the Bosmer, they were the PC race I always forgot about because they just seemed like boring, generic "woodland elf" stereotypes. Then I read those books and learned they were actually religious (semi-)carnivores who could turn into a "cannibalistic orgy" of horrific, violent forest abominations, and that they had no qualms about killing and eating the people who cross them. The part at the end got kind of cartoonish, but goddamn, Fargoth, I had no idea your race was that hardcore.

Das Butterbrot
Dec 2, 2005
Lecker.

My favourite book is the one about the vampire hunter that is trained by a priest. I think it was called "Eternal Blood" or something similar.

lunatikfringe
Jan 22, 2003


A Gentleman's Guide to Whiterun put a smile on my face when I read it. I keep a copy in each home I own.

Also the story of Red Eagle was good to read before actually doing the quest. Kinda made it a more epic trudge through a draugr filled crypt.

rotinaj
Sep 4, 2008



The Locked Room was a really fun read, especially since I found it next to a Master-level locked chest in a fairly creepy area.

The White Dragon
Nov 14, 2007

a dragon that is
uh

I like the skill book series that includes Warrior, Thief, Beggar, etc. It has that fun "lovely serialized dime novel" thing going on.

Ratspeaker
Mar 6, 2009

The efforts of madmen are a society of itself, but only if they are written.


lunatikfringe posted:

Also the story of Red Eagle was good to read before actually doing the quest. Kinda made it a more epic trudge through a draugr filled crypt.
I appreciate the work they put into that quest, but the reward was even more disappointing than the Galdur Amulet. I probably should have done it before level 40.

FedoraDefender420
Feb 25, 2011

I don't care how much money or how many white boys 50 cent can shoot. In front of James Hetfield he is a little bitch


My favorite books were Vivec's loony philosophical allegories. I don't think they were in Skyrim though.

Wolfsheim
Dec 23, 2003

Mmmruhh..Mmruhh...
Murrukle...Muhhn...


Psalmanazar posted:

My favorite books were Vivec's loony philosophical allegories. I don't think they were in Skyrim though.

I was never a big Morrowind fan but they need to sneak Loveletter from the Fifth Era in with a patch or something. Its a real mindfuck (and will probably be decanonized after Elder Scrolls VIII comes out and takes place in the Fifth Era or whatever).

Ratspeaker
Mar 6, 2009

The efforts of madmen are a society of itself, but only if they are written.


Wasn't someone in the CHIM thread using Loveletter from the Fifth Era to hypothesize that Vivec was going to come back in a later game and cause another Dragon Break? I've read it a dozen times, but all I can get from it is that Tamriel's equivalent to the Industrial Revolution is going to be rad as hell.

Catsworth
Sep 30, 2009

Who doesn't wanna be Johnny Cat?



I remember reading one about a host who knew he had a spy who was using mind games and poison to rat him out and it was written from the perspective of the actual spy (Or one of several as the possibility may have been) and it was a really neat read.

Ratspeaker
Mar 6, 2009

The efforts of madmen are a society of itself, but only if they are written.


Catsworth posted:

I remember reading one about a host who knew he had a spy who was using mind games and poison to rat him out and it was written from the perspective of the actual spy (Or one of several as the possibility may have been) and it was a really neat read.

A Game at Dinner? I love that one.

Yes I am!
Nov 7, 2009


wtfuguyz posted:

Am I the only one who figured out where this was going when she figured out what everyone else's name was?

It is entirely possible that you were the only one!

InsanityIsCrazy
Jan 25, 2003

Steel Mace of Shitposting


I normally don't read journals, but when I do, I read japhet's journal. Stay spooky, my friends.

Baron Porkface
Jan 22, 2007


What was that one book about the dunmer who used orcish armor in a personal duel?

Nth Doctor
Sep 7, 2010

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way.


Baron Porkface posted:

What was that one book about the dunmer who used orcish armor in a personal duel?

Are you thinking of The Armorer's Challenge?

Iced Cocoa
Jul 14, 2011


There is this one called How Orsinium Passed to Orcs but that one is about a Breton fighting in Orcish armor.

I like The Mirror, it is a nice book with a rather obvious twist, but still fun read.

Xaander
Jul 11, 2007
Lord of Toast

A friendly reminder that all the books of Skyrim are available in The Dovahkiin Gutenberg, an e-reader friendly collection. They make really good light reading on the bus or when you have time to kill somewhere.

l33t b4c0n
Aug 19, 2000

King of E/N

Catsworth posted:

I remember reading one about a host who knew he had a spy who was using mind games and poison to rat him out and it was written from the perspective of the actual spy (Or one of several as the possibility may have been) and it was a really neat read.

The twist is that all of the people at dinner were actually spies for various other courts. There's no indication the only one who died was actually a spy. But Berenziah knew there were plenty of spies watching her, so she decided to scare them into submission.

Captain von Trapp
Jan 22, 2006

I don't like it, and I'm sorry I ever had anything to do with it.

I just came across and read The Horror of Castle Xyr, which is a one-act play and pretty suitably creepy.

khy
Aug 14, 2005



If you haven't read them already, all of the books by Tavi Dromio own.

Bone Part 1
Bone Part 2
Hallgerd's Tale
Vernaccus and Bourlor

Also, one of my favorites is the Black Arrow (Part 1 and Part 2).

RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005


I have played all of the Elder Scroll games except for Arena, and I have never done more then maybe skim through a few of the books. They seem interesting and all but I just can't seem to get used to the idea of reading a book in a video game. I do read all of the journals I come across to get more information of the quests i'm doing though.

pacman
May 7, 2003


PARADOL EX FAN CLUB

Skyrim is my first Elder Scroll game and I have been gradually reading all of the books. Today I read one that I didn't understand and this seemed like an appropriate place to ask about it. The book "Arcana Restored" appears to be a guide on how to restore an object (Arcana?) using "pure gold" and a mana fountain. I am yet to come across anything in the game relating to the information in this book and it seems like it would be useful information for a quest. The wiki doesn't state it's related to any quest in Skyrim, so am I missing the point? Is there a Skyrim Ron Paul to get this "pure gold" from?

Kilroy
Oct 1, 2000



pacman posted:

Skyrim is my first Elder Scroll game and I have been gradually reading all of the books. Today I read one that I didn't understand and this seemed like an appropriate place to ask about it. The book "Arcana Restored" appears to be a guide on how to restore an object (Arcana?) using "pure gold" and a mana fountain. I am yet to come across anything in the game relating to the information in this book and it seems like it would be useful information for a quest. The wiki doesn't state it's related to any quest in Skyrim, so am I missing the point? Is there a Skyrim Ron Paul to get this "pure gold" from?
They reuse books from previous games, and that one has been around since Battlespire which came out 15 years ago. It had gently caress-all to do with anything in that game, as well.

FatSamurai
Jul 7, 2004

Seethe, ye rolling clouds, gather thy stormborn might, and SMITE MINE ENEMY WITH THY UNFETTERED FURY!!!

I was really amazed at all the drat books there were in this game, and I was even more astounded that I would take a break in smashing through a dungeon full of vampires and monsters to hunker in a corner and read. The historical ones were good, but I tended to collect the ones that were either historical fiction or just outright fiction. I think Withershins is just about my favorite, though. The whole thing is so surreal and clever, it almost reads like a sidequest. I kind of wish it was.

Lucky Cat
May 1, 2009



Ulfr's Book is where it's at.

Ulfr posted:

...

The Tale of Dro'Zira (Don't do drugs, Cubs,) and I enjoyed the, "A Dance in Fire" series. Besides Uncommon Taste, are there any other cookbooks (or at least close to it,) I should be looking out for?

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Saint Sputnik
Mar 31, 2007

yeah swing low, sweet
jewel-encrusted chariot
make me young again
make me well

Kolb and the Dragon is a Choose Your Own Adventure book and thus the best book.
http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Kolb_%26_the_Dragon

Also: hilarious fantasy racism

quote:

Kolb stopped at the tavern to rest before fighting the dragon. High elves ran the tavern, however, and poisoned his mead so they could steal his gold.
THE END

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