[abenote: abe is a sad, pathetic turdwrangler in a forum full of homos]

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JoeyVapes: Feb 8, 2011; by Y Kant Ozma Post

whoops I forgot to ban you earlier huh

# ? Apr 1, 2012 04:39

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# ? May 19, 2013 05:56

Away all Goats: Jul 5, 2005; Back from the dead

Hello old friend

# ? Apr 1, 2012 04:39

Deep Winter: Mar 26, 2010

Joey noooo

# ? Apr 1, 2012 04:40

zimbomonkey: Jul 15, 2008; IDK MY BFF JILL??!

That's not burt

# ? Apr 1, 2012 04:40

cool kids inc.: May 27, 2005; I've never eaten squirrel, intentionally.

Butt Doctor~

# ? Apr 1, 2012 04:40

HOTLANTA MAN: Jul 4, 2010; ~~**I'M OLD AS FUCK**~~

what is that man doing to him anus

# ? Apr 1, 2012 04:40

Handsome Ralph: Sep 3, 2004; Johnny Pussy?

Looks like Dr. Cheeks is making his rounds tonight.

# ? Apr 1, 2012 04:41

FedoraDefender420: Feb 25, 2011; I don't care how much money or how many white boys 50 cent can shoot. In front of James Hetfield he is a little bitch

Hooray, Joeyvapes gets banned.

# ? Apr 1, 2012 04:41

Coffee Jones: Jul 4, 2004

Never seen one of these before.

That's not even hello.jpg

Man, c'mon.

# ? Apr 1, 2012 04:41

Big Centipede: Mar 20, 2009; it tingles

Joey Vapes is never funny.

# ? Apr 1, 2012 04:41

Coffee Jones: Jul 4, 2004

Rectum? I never knew 'em!

# ? Apr 1, 2012 04:42

Call Me Abey: Feb 14, 2002; I broke the rules in QCS and got in big trouble!

It's always pretty amusing to watch prolifically boring & unfunny posters lash out at those who call them on their inadequacies.

# ? Apr 1, 2012 04:42

Coffee Jones: Jul 4, 2004

Dude it's just a message board. I don't have all that much tied up in here.

# ? Apr 1, 2012 04:43

Call Me Abey: Feb 14, 2002; I broke the rules in QCS and got in big trouble!

Also I think that's the first time the Abenote took up the entire subject line but that isn't necessarily a bad precedent to establish

# ? Apr 1, 2012 04:44

J.theYellow: May 7, 2003

You are a harsh warlord abe but your wrath is just.

# ? Apr 1, 2012 04:45

IceLicker: Dec 26, 2005; Licking the ass of society one cheek at a -- ah thit aye thongue is sthuck.

My April Fools Day will from this day forward forever be known as Burt Reynolds day. RIP good friend.

Which reminds me, I need to pull a Burt Reynold's Day prank on my friends this year.

# ? Apr 1, 2012 04:45

JoeyVapes: Feb 8, 2011; by Y Kant Ozma Post

IceLicker posted:

My April Fools Day will from this day forward forever be known as Burt Reynolds day. RIP good friend.

Which reminds me, I need to pull a Burt Reynold's Day prank on my friends this year.

See? He got it, Abe.

Bye, everyone.

# ? Apr 1, 2012 04:47

Call Me Abey: Feb 14, 2002; I broke the rules in QCS and got in big trouble!

JoeyVapes posted:

See? He got it, Abe.

Bye, everyone.

# ? Apr 1, 2012 04:47

SaltLick: Oct 6, 2010

I didn't realize internet message boards were such serious business. I wonder what it's like to be pathetic.

# ? Apr 1, 2012 04:49

Leercore: Nov 2, 2007

Guys check out my latest vapescapade

# ? Apr 1, 2012 04:49

Deep Winter: Mar 26, 2010

Cant we all get along?

# ? Apr 1, 2012 04:49

Big Centipede: Mar 20, 2009; it tingles

Abeya Minora posted:

hahahah...

# ? Apr 1, 2012 04:49

Jerry SanDisky: Dec 10, 2011; _{life is a dream}

Abeya Minora posted:

I should turn sigs on, I'm missing gems like that.

# ? Apr 1, 2012 04:50

Coffee Jones: Jul 4, 2004

We're all joyless cunts here, really.

Saturday night is just a bad place to be.

I mean, the "I'm bored talk to me" thread always pops up over the weekend.

# ? Apr 1, 2012 04:51

Hooplah: Jul 15, 2006; fuck money
smoke bitches
get trees

JoeyVapes posted:

See? He got it, Abe.

Bye, everyone.

This is the way JoeyVapes gets banned
Not with a bang but another shallow attention whore post

# ? Apr 1, 2012 04:51

Call Me Abey: Feb 14, 2002; I broke the rules in QCS and got in big trouble!

Hooplah posted:

This is the way JoeyVapes gets banned
Not with a bang but another shallow attention whore post

well at least he now has the Validation he so desperately craves

# ? Apr 1, 2012 04:52

Call Me Abey: Feb 14, 2002; I broke the rules in QCS and got in big trouble!

also I'd like to think that my Raging Hate Boner could do a lot better than Joeyvapes

# ? Apr 1, 2012 04:53

Aintain: Apr 6, 2007; Shit, really? They don't?! :,(

I wish I knew who JoeyVapes was, I feel like there is a big joke or something that I don't get.

# ? Apr 1, 2012 04:54

Coffee Jones: Jul 4, 2004

Today is the day I stopped finding mediocrity in others and learned to find the mediocrity in myself.

# ? Apr 1, 2012 04:54

raditts: Feb 21, 2001; The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.

Wasn't he one of those guys that rode a wave of GBS superstardom on one of those "here are my stories of a mundane lovely job" threads? They burn out so fast, I can't keep track of them anymore.

# ? Apr 1, 2012 04:54

Happy Hippo: Aug 8, 2004; The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > Batman's Shameful Secret > BSS Derailed Thread: Spider-Island

Abeya Minora posted:

haha joeyvapes you are a terrible poster.

# ? Apr 1, 2012 04:55

Hooplah: Jul 15, 2006; fuck money
smoke bitches
get trees

raditts posted:

Wasn't he one of those guys that rode a wave of GBS superstardom on one of those "here are my stories of a mundane lovely job" threads? They burn out so fast, I can't keep track of them anymore.

Yeah except his stories were so ~*wildly popular*~ that he had to start his own separate thread for them

# ? Apr 1, 2012 04:56

Y Kant Ozma Post: Jun 7, 2001; show, pro-heart, that you have got gall!

gently caress you Abe

# ? Apr 1, 2012 04:56

Coffee Jones: Jul 4, 2004

Did it all start with Waiter Stories?

http://www.nytimes.com/2003/12/07/n...ar-stories.html

# ? Apr 1, 2012 04:56

ursa_minor: Oct 17, 2006; I'm hella in tents.

Aughk what's gonna happen to joeyvapes?

# ? Apr 1, 2012 04:56

Y Kant Ozma Post: Jun 7, 2001; show, pro-heart, that you have got gall!

Man it felt neat to say that. Really cool, like standing up in class to your teacher who is really stupid and doesn't understand you. Abe, you're a real jerk. We all hate you.

# ? Apr 1, 2012 04:57

Hooplah: Jul 15, 2006; fuck money
smoke bitches
get trees

*the whole class stands up and applauds*

# ? Apr 1, 2012 04:58

Call Me Abey: Feb 14, 2002; I broke the rules in QCS and got in big trouble!

Y Kant Ozma Post posted:

gently caress you Abe

fy, r

# ? Apr 1, 2012 04:58

NewtGoongrich: Jan 21, 2012; I am a shit stain on the face of humanity, I have no compassion, only hatred, bile and lust.

PROUD SHIT STAIN

JoeyVapes: The GG Allin of GBS. Never funny, always reeks of poo poo.

# ? Apr 1, 2012 04:59

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Jailbrekr: Apr 8, 2002; A TOWN LEVELED BY AN EXPLOSION? DOZENS LIKELY KILLED? OH GOD LET ME SEE THAT SWEET VIDEO OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING

Abeya Minora posted:

fy, r

You two should duke it out solely with screencaps of hatemail you get.

# ? Apr 1, 2012 04:59

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