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straylightunity
Dec 20, 2005

Scapegrace.


Abeya Minora posted:

How many ounces of charisma did you use to make this video

All of it

He doesn't have any left

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Jack MacAskill
Feb 21, 2011



Joey Vapes posted:

It's great to see that this forum will always be full of small-minded, narcissistic morons and moderated by spineless whiners who wish they had an ounce of my charisma.

You're a loving idiot, Abe, and every one of your sad little followers can Lemming themselves off the nearest cliff. We'll see who the last man standing is.
I liked your lovely hotel thread, and don't even care if the stories were all fake so long as that doesn't mean you really did cause a miscarriage via fisting.

PWI
Jun 1, 2006

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)


edit: nm i think that might be a probatable offense now so just to be safe...

Raiad
Feb 1, 2005

Without the law, there wouldn't be lawyers.

Kithrixx posted:

I wasn't aware that Lemming was a verb.

a proper verb, no less.

Sgt. Shaved Balls
Sep 6, 2006

The Year Is 2053. Basketball Is Dead.


Dr Pepper
Feb 4, 2012

Don't like it? well...


Abeya Minora posted:

How many ounces of charisma did you use to make this video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMsvpP1vnOI

I did not like this juice.

I thought it was a little too sweet. I thought it was slightly nauseating sweet.

Davethehedgehog
Jun 7, 2003
Choose me, I am warm!

Joey Vapes posted:

It's great to see that this forum will always be full of small-minded, narcissistic morons and moderated by spineless whiners who wish they had an ounce of my charisma.

You're a loving idiot, Abe, and every one of your sad little followers can Lemming themselves off the nearest cliff. We'll see who the last man standing is.

I love you Joey, and your face doesn't look at all like it's made entirely of beard

Joey Vapes
Mar 31, 2012

by Y Kant Ozma Post


You can tongue my rear end in a top hat Abe. Swish swish, just do a nice full circle.

T. Finninho
Aug 27, 2004

Likes: Katanas, Corea, Entertainment Centre, Couch, Yellow, Bald

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JoeyVapes you are GBS made flesh. This is not a compliment. Please go post on reddit where you belong. thank.

Dr Pepper
Feb 4, 2012

Don't like it? well...


Joey Vapes: Makes youtube videos reviewing "juice"

Abe: Glorious Mod GodKing of the SomethingAwfulForums.

ONE WILL FALL TONIGHT ON PAY PER VIEW

Sgt. Shaved Balls
Sep 6, 2006

The Year Is 2053. Basketball Is Dead.


swish swish? That's not the sound a tongue makes. YOU hosed UP.

Joey Vapes
Mar 31, 2012

by Y Kant Ozma Post


T. Butt posted:

JoeyVapes you are GBS made flesh. This is not a compliment. Please go post on reddit where you belong. thank.

Who exactly are you again, and why should I care? From the look of things the most you've ever accomplished is convincing an army of soccer-loving faggots that you've touched a vagina.

Bloomington
Apr 20, 2010


Dr Pepper posted:

I did not like this juice.

I thought it was a little too sweet. I thought it was slightly nauseating sweet.
I hope he does more reviews of Bayouvapor.com's products, I want to hear his opinions on the doritos flavor they just released.

straylightunity
Dec 20, 2005

Scapegrace.


There's two of them...how do I know which one to shoot?

PWI
Jun 1, 2006

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Wow, this thread went from something indescribable to erotic real fast.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 9, 2009

Half Dog.

Half Horse.

All Awesome.

Dr Pepper posted:

Joey Vapes: Makes youtube videos reviewing "juice"

Abe: Glorious Mod GodKing of the SomethingAwfulForums.

ONE WILL FALL TONIGHT ON PAY PER VIEW

Holy poo poo, they're going to wrestlemania?

Davethehedgehog
Jun 7, 2003
Choose me, I am warm!

Joey Vapes posted:

Who exactly are you again, and why should I care? From the look of things the most you've ever accomplished is convincing an army of soccer-loving faggots that you've touched a vagina.

I've touched a vagina!

e: it was slippy

A Kpro
Feb 23, 2011



Dr Pepper posted:

Joey Vapes: Makes youtube videos reviewing "juice"

Abe: Glorious Mod GodKing of the SomethingAwfulForums.

ONE WILL FALL TONIGHT ON PAY PER VIEW

What does the winner get?

Dr Pepper
Feb 4, 2012

Don't like it? well...


A Kpro posted:

What does the winner get?

They get to touch a vagina.

Y Kant Ozma Post
Jun 7, 2001

show, pro-heart, that you have got gall!


Hahahahhahahhahah

RagingBoner
Jan 10, 2006

Real Wood Pencil

Abeya Minora posted:

also I'd like to think that my Raging Hate Boner could do a lot better than Joeyvapes

I'm not a hateful person

Katamari Democracy
Jan 18, 2010

Oh, We understand
A trip to collect a million votes, yes.
Oh, we know why
We get the point of rolling up a million


Fluffy Bunnies posted:

Holy poo poo, they're going to wrestlemania?

God I hope so. Some of the events they have planned out are poo poo compared to this.

Sgt. Shaved Balls
Sep 6, 2006

The Year Is 2053. Basketball Is Dead.


Joey Vapes posted:


cadfael
Nov 7, 2010



Joey Vapes posted:

Who exactly are you again, and why should I care? From the look of things the most you've ever accomplished is convincing an army of soccer-loving faggots that you've touched a vagina.

Well Ive never been 100% convinced on this point tbh.

Toad on a Hat
May 27, 2004

He never raised his voice. That was the worst thing. The fury of the Time Lord.

And then we discovered why. Why this doctor, who had fought with gods and demons, why he'd run away from us and hidden.

He was being kind.


Joey Vapes posted:

Who exactly are you again, and why should I care? From the look of things the most you've ever accomplished is convincing an army of soccer-loving faggots that you've touched a vagina.

poo poo son you're really going for the jugular here

Call Me Abey
Feb 14, 2002

I broke the rules in QCS and got in big trouble!


Joey Vapes posted:

You can tongue my rear end in a top hat Abe. Swish swish, just do a nice full circle.

tell me Joey, those restless nights where you worried about That Purple Banner, did you think of me

Bash Ironfist
Aug 16, 2008



Hey man maybe it's just me but rimming sounds kind of gross. I mean that's where poop comes from, and poop isn't very hygenic.

T. Finninho
Aug 27, 2004

Likes: Katanas, Corea, Entertainment Centre, Couch, Yellow, Bald

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Joey Vapes posted:

Who exactly are you again, and why should I care? From the look of things the most you've ever accomplished is convincing an army of soccer-loving faggots that you've touched a vagina.

Oh there's nothing to care about to be sure, please just continue being you and melting down, I'm a massive fan

Joey Vapes
Mar 31, 2012

by Y Kant Ozma Post


Abeya Minora posted:

tell me Joey, those restless nights where you worried about That Purple Banner, did you think of me

It might surprise you but I actually have a life that doesn't involve the internet. You should try it sometime.

----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

Y Kant Ozma Post
Jun 7, 2001

show, pro-heart, that you have got gall!


Seriously Joey you are such a sad sack

e:

Zombies' Downfall
Aug 20, 2005

God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title

Sgt. Shaved Balls posted:



joeyvapes commented:
To everyone who thinks this looks gross. . .YOU SHUT YOUR GODDAMN loving WHORE MOUTHS.

ITS EPIC FREAKIN MEALTIME GOONS

T. Finninho
Aug 27, 2004

Likes: Katanas, Corea, Entertainment Centre, Couch, Yellow, Bald

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cadfael posted:

Well Ive never been 100% convinced on this point tbh.

You mother fuckre

Heliotrope
Aug 17, 2007
ASK ME ABOUT MY CRIPPLING INABILITY TO UNDERSTAND SATIRE


Joey Vapes posted:

It might surprise you but I actually have a life that doesn't involve the internet. You should try it sometime.

Says the guy using a new account to keep posting in the thread about how he's done with the site.

NO LISTEN TO ME
Jan 2, 2009

groove


Modchallenge: T. Finn must touch a vagina and then Joey is banned from all sites on the internet.

PWI
Jun 1, 2006

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Joey Vapes posted:

It might surprise you but I actually have a life that doesn't involve the internet. You should try it sometime.

Like reviewing juice?

drat son. I gotta get me one of these "lives."

VVV Because he is currently touching a vagina (out of frame) VVV

Bash Ironfist
Aug 16, 2008



T.Butt why does your avatar have panties on it's head this is a mystery that's been bothering me.

Douche Bag
Sep 14, 2011

Meeya?


Joey Vapes posted:

It might surprise you but I actually have a life that doesn't involve the internet.

That is surprising actually

T. Finninho
Aug 27, 2004

Likes: Katanas, Corea, Entertainment Centre, Couch, Yellow, Bald

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I really have touched several vaginas, I just want that officially recorded.

Joey Vapes
Mar 31, 2012

by Y Kant Ozma Post


Heliotrope posted:

Says the guy using a new account to keep posting in the thread about how he's done with the site.

I make more money in a week than you do in months I'm sure, so spending a little bit of money on this hellhole is almost a delight when it comes to watching the little wormies squirm.

It's hilarious how one ban me thread has exploded into some sad little "let's show who cares the least about the internet" fest where you all poo poo on me. I guess you had to rip that laurel wreath off my head and poo poo on it a little bit. Did it feel good?

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Bash Ironfist
Aug 16, 2008



I don't get why touching vaginas is such a big deal. I mean vaginas are kind of gross, if you think about it.

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