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T. Finninho
Aug 27, 2004

Likes: Katanas, Corea, Entertainment Centre, Couch, Yellow, Bald, Power, Teen Panties

click my av for a fun surprise


Bash Ironfist posted:

T.Butt why does your avatar have panties on it's head this is a mystery that's been bothering me.

I crossed state lines to take pictures of an asian teen's panties and my wife found out and divorced me

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Call Me Abey
Feb 14, 2002
What in the hell is wrong with your ability to live your a basic life?

Joey Vapes posted:

It might surprise you but I actually have a life that doesn't involve the internet. You should try it sometime.

We know all about your life, what with your tales of failing to be a hotel clerk, failing to be a gas station attendant, and begging people on the forums for Bus Fare so you could get your life on track.

Which part do you recommend me trying first?

PWI
Jun 1, 2006

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)


T. Butt posted:

I really have touched several vaginas, I just want that officially recorded.

We're going to need quantitative evidence. Please describe them, in autobiographical order.

Douche Bag
Sep 14, 2011

Meeya?


Joey Vapes posted:

I make more money in a week than you do in months I'm sure, so spending a little bit of money on this hellhole is almost a delight when it comes to watching the little wormies squirm.

What do you do for a living?

Edit:oh you work for a hotel. Gotcha

Sgt. Shaved Balls
Sep 6, 2006

The Year Is 2053. Basketball Is Dead.


Joey Vapes posted:

I make more money in a week than you do in months I'm sure, so spending a little bit of money on this hellhole is almost a delight when it comes to watching the little wormies squirm.

It's hilarious how one ban me thread has exploded into some sad little "let's show who cares the least about the internet" fest where you all poo poo on me. I guess you had to rip that laurel wreath off my head and poo poo on it a little bit. Did it feel good?

Bash Ironfist
Aug 16, 2008



T. Butt posted:

I crossed state lines to take pictures of an asian teen's panties and my wife found out and divorced me

Divorced you over that? Who hasn't done that? did you explain to her that as a user of the internet, this kind of this is EXPECTED of you?

Dr Pepper
Feb 4, 2012

Don't like it? well...


Joey Vapes posted:

I make more money in a week than you do in months I'm sure, so spending a little bit of money on this hellhole is almost a delight when it comes to watching the little wormies squirm.

It's hilarious how one ban me thread has exploded into some sad little "let's show who cares the least about the internet" fest where you all poo poo on me. I guess you had to rip that laurel wreath off my head and poo poo on it a little bit. Did it feel good?

It has been the greatest poop I've ever taken. So thanks!

Bash Ironfist
Aug 16, 2008



Also whats your obsession with butts and poo poo, joey?

Lord Humongus
Apr 10, 2009

ice ice baby

We are all the living dead. And somethingawful is our grave.

pooooooooooooottttttttt

Bloomington
Apr 20, 2010


Hey kind of a weird question, but who is panties?

Sgt. Shaved Balls
Sep 6, 2006

The Year Is 2053. Basketball Is Dead.


Bash Ironfist posted:

Also whats your obsession with butts and poo poo, joey?

poo poo comes from butts you see.

NO LISTEN TO ME
Jan 2, 2009

groove


Bash Ironfist posted:

Also whats your obsession with butts and poo poo, joey?

Apparently he worked in a hotel made of those 2 things so I can see where he got the ideas.

edit: or maybe he just really likes butts and poo poo

edit2: wait that's probably why he took the job

edit3: then why did he complain about the butts and shits??? Joey you are such an enigma.

PWI
Jun 1, 2006

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Bash Ironfist posted:

Also whats your obsession with butts and poo poo, joey?

Bash Ironfist posted:

No joke I'd wear that avatar proudly. I like the way you think.


Also because farts are hilarious and butts too because farts come from butts.

edit: answering own questions before they are asked itt

Call Me Abey
Feb 14, 2002
What in the hell is wrong with your ability to live your a basic life?

Also since you seem to be in a posting mood, where on earth did you get all of that Beastiality Porn you posted in FYAD back when you were upset you couldn't post in GBS for a week

Do you like have a hookup or do you grow your own?

anime
Feb 21, 2003


gently caress YOU JOEY VAPES!!

Cession
Apr 7, 2006

I guess that's the way the whole durned human comedy keeps perpetuatin' itself.

Joey Vapes posted:

It might surprise you but I actually have a life that doesn't involve the internet. You should try it sometime.

How do you get to be like this? How does anyone get to be like this?

How do you not realize that you're being reduced to a roadside clump of dogshit on the internet, and that defending yourself in any way, no matter how "funny," how detached or emotional, how sincere or ironic, only makes you look worse?

Joey Vapes
Mar 31, 2012

by Y Kant Ozma Post


Bash Ironfist posted:

Also whats your obsession with butts and poo poo, joey?

I post on The Something Awful forums, it seems like that's pretty much the only substantive discussion ever taking place here. Forgive me if I wanted to fit in. Clearly, this was the mistake of a lifetime. What won't be a mistake is when I contact the authorities in Abe's place of residence and notify them that I have been harassed repeatedly by a forums administrator merely because he was jealous of my ability to write a funny internet post.

A big flaming stink
Apr 26, 2010


This thread is weird. I feel like the more time I spend on SA the less I am able to distinguish between irony and sincerity in real life.

Basically The Internet is destroying my life.

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

What?


Yo bros check the date just sayin'

Y Kant Ozma Post
Jun 7, 2001

Police Yourself


I would ban this account too but it's like watching a tirefire or something

Dr Pepper
Feb 4, 2012

Don't like it? well...


1stGear posted:

Yo bros check the date just sayin'

So you might say that he is... the puppetmaster?

NO LISTEN TO ME
Jan 2, 2009

groove


Joey Vapes posted:

I post on The Something Awful forums, it seems like that's pretty much the only substantive discussion ever taking place here. Forgive me if I wanted to fit in. Clearly, this was the mistake of a lifetime. What won't be a mistake is when I contact the authorities in Abe's place of residence and notify them that I have been harassed repeatedly by a forums administrator merely because he was jealous of my ability to write a funny internet post.

Yeah Abe, stop writing about butts and shits and get some real substantive posts, like our friend Joey Vapes demonstrates here.

Edit: and maybe we'd have a better time taking you seriously if you didn't drop IMMEDIATELY to keep defending your point on how you Don't Care.

Johnny Walker
Jun 14, 2005

I've got a home for
Bloggers Let's exchange
ideas,stories and photos
with friendly writers
and editors.


I care about the Internet.

Bash Ironfist
Aug 16, 2008



If the cops come they'll just find Abe and I locked in a passionate embrace.

Jailbrekr
Apr 8, 2002
A TOWN LEVELED BY AN EXPLOSION? DOZENS LIKELY KILLED? OH GOD LET ME SEE THAT SWEET VIDEO OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING


Dr Pepper posted:

So you might say that he is... the puppetmaster?

NOT UNTIL PAGE 7 DAMNIT

anime
Feb 21, 2003


Joey Vapes posted:

I post on The Something Awful forums, it seems like that's pretty much the only substantive discussion ever taking place here. Forgive me if I wanted to fit in. Clearly, this was the mistake of a lifetime. What won't be a mistake is when I contact the authorities in Abe's place of residence and notify them that I have been harassed repeatedly by a forums administrator merely because he was jealous of my ability to write a funny internet post.

gently caress you noob im cooler then you

straylightunity
Dec 20, 2005

Scapegrace.


1stGear posted:

Yo bros check the date just sayin'

And the post count.

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."


Joey Vapes posted:

I post on The Something Awful forums, it seems like that's pretty much the only substantive discussion ever taking place here. Forgive me if I wanted to fit in. Clearly, this was the mistake of a lifetime. What won't be a mistake is when I contact the authorities in Abe's place of residence and notify them that I have been harassed repeatedly by a forums administrator merely because he was jealous of my ability to write a funny internet post.

"Hello, police? I have an e-crime I'd like to report."

roads
Feb 21, 2009

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

uh oh he's calling the cops someone get leonard crabs on the line

Sgt. Shaved Balls
Sep 6, 2006

The Year Is 2053. Basketball Is Dead.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oc3_vS_uek4

Joey Vapes
Mar 31, 2012

by Y Kant Ozma Post


Horrendous Hog posted:

gently caress you noob im cooler then you

It's always cute when some FYAD reject saunters in on a steaming wreck of a thread. By all means stay and learn a thing or two about flaming.

Sgt. Shaved Balls
Sep 6, 2006

The Year Is 2053. Basketball Is Dead.


Joey Vapes posted:

It's always cute when some FYAD reject saunters in on a steaming wreck of a thread. By all means stay and learn a thing or two about flaming.

Actually im from TFR.

They haven't rejected me.

Well maybe.


Lincoln's Wax does...

but I don't think he means it.

Bash Ironfist
Aug 16, 2008



I post a lot in GBS and Pet Island.

Sgt. Shaved Balls
Sep 6, 2006

The Year Is 2053. Basketball Is Dead.


Bash Ironfist posted:

I post a lot in GBS and Pet Island.

Pet Island, more like PEDO ISLAND

Call Me Abey
Feb 14, 2002
What in the hell is wrong with your ability to live your a basic life?

Jokes on you pal, I live in GBS and I can't be stopped because I'm really cool online and also in real life and I've started taking dance classes again

Dr Pepper
Feb 4, 2012

Don't like it? well...


Joey Vapes posted:

It's always cute when some FYAD reject saunters in on a steaming wreck of a thread. By all means stay and learn a thing or two about flaming.

I be you know all about being flaming.

anime
Feb 21, 2003


Joey Vapes posted:

It's always cute when some FYAD reject saunters in on a steaming wreck of a thread. By all means stay and learn a thing or two about flaming.

Youre cute too you piece of poo poo

HATE CURES TRANNYS
Aug 16, 2005

PUSSY ALL NIGHT!

WHO REMEMBERS MAMBO NUMBER FIVE?

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EK_LN3XEcnw

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goku im piss
Mar 18, 2005

Your mama was a snowblower


This is an unusually good thread for Phiz.

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Uluru
Feb 21, 2007

Who dares to defy me?! I am Uluru the invincible!



Joey Vapes posted:

I post on The Something Awful forums, it seems like that's pretty much the only substantive discussion ever taking place here. Forgive me if I wanted to fit in. Clearly, this was the mistake of a lifetime. What won't be a mistake is when I contact the authorities in Abe's place of residence and notify them that I have been harassed repeatedly by a forums administrator merely because he was jealous of my ability to write a funny internet post.

You loving snitch.

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