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Norton Ghostride
Apr 30, 2006

by Y Kant Ozma Post


Abeya Minora posted:



this is the single best post made in GBS so far of 2012

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The Worst Muslim
Sep 2, 2011

~Foreskin is like a hijab for the penis~


Y Kant Ozma Post posted:

It seems like people are having a lot of fun in this thread, but please remember not to have fun for a long period of time or really at all, frankly, because pretty soon abe is going to gas this thread and yell at us for having this fun. That's what he does.

Let's have some fun

Parallel Paraplegic
Mar 2, 2010

HELP IM CRY


Oh I'm so glad I stayed up late tonight. GBS always has the most fun weird forum drama

PWI
Jun 1, 2006

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Y Kant Ozma Post posted:

It seems like people are having a lot of fun in this thread, but please remember not to have fun for a long period of time or really at all, frankly, because pretty soon abe is going to gas this thread and yell at us for having this fun. That's what he does.

So what you're saying is I should hurry up and take off my pants now before the party gets shut down?

Because if that's what you're saying, trust me, I'm a couple steps ahead of you.

Dr Pepper
Feb 4, 2012

Don't like it? well...


Y Kant Ozma Post posted:

It seems like people are having a lot of fun in this thread, but please remember not to have fun for a long period of time or really at all, frankly, because pretty soon abe is going to gas this thread and yell at us for having this fun. That's what he does.

He's already gassed this thread in all our hearts.

Sgt. Shaved Balls
Sep 6, 2006

The Year Is 2053. Basketball Is Dead.


im gay

PWI
Jun 1, 2006

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Sgt. Shaved Balls posted:

im gay

we know

we've always known

Rickycat
Nov 26, 2007

Eins! Zwei! Drei! Alle!


Y Kant Ozma Post posted:

It seems like people are having a lot of fun in this thread, but please remember not to have fun for a long period of time or really at all, frankly, because pretty soon abe is going to gas this thread and yell at us for having this fun. That's what he does.

You should be doubly-worried for giving mod-sass. Abe might probate you and then what will you do with your free time?

e:

Dr Pepper
Feb 4, 2012

Don't like it? well...


Abe is your avatar from something or did you or someone else draw it for avatar purposes.

The Worst Muslim
Sep 2, 2011

~Foreskin is like a hijab for the penis~


he thrust his turgid fuckpole into joeyvapesss butthole. "oh buttdoctor" cried abe as he banned people on SA in a frenzy during his climax in joeyvapesss buthole

Absolute Lithops
Aug 28, 2011

After one long season
of waiting, after one
long season of wanting


Joey Vapes is reloading this thread every few seconds, waiting for his supporters to arrive.

They never do

SaltLick
Oct 6, 2010



Can we have a jazz funeral for Joey?

Sgt. Shaved Balls
Sep 6, 2006

The Year Is 2053. Basketball Is Dead.


MillionDollarMurray posted:

we know

we've always known

Sgt. Shaved Balls
Sep 6, 2006

The Year Is 2053. Basketball Is Dead.


Were those hotel stories true? I was never informed if they weren't.

Blackclaw
Jan 4, 2008

DUKE NUKEM FOREVER HAS A BETTER CHANCE OF RELEASING IN AUSTRALIA THAN ROCK BAND EVER WILL


Now who's going to measure Jim's moisture levels?

The Worst Muslim
Sep 2, 2011

~Foreskin is like a hijab for the penis~


If this post gets 1000 likes by next Tuesday, I will jerk off in my living room.

Dr Pepper
Feb 4, 2012

Don't like it? well...


The Worst Muslim posted:

If this post gets 1000 likes by next Tuesday, I will jerk off in my living room.

I like it.

Sgt. Shaved Balls
Sep 6, 2006

The Year Is 2053. Basketball Is Dead.


The Worst Muslim posted:

If this post gets 1000 likes by next Tuesday, I will jerk off in my living room.

I like it.

Hooplah
Jul 15, 2006


fuck money
smoke bitches
get trees


The Worst Muslim posted:

If this post gets 1000 likes by next Tuesday, I will jerk off in my living room.

Isn't that probably every day for you anyway

PWI
Jun 1, 2006

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The Worst Muslim posted:

If this post gets 1000 likes by next Tuesday, I will jerk off in my living room.

I love it*




*that's worth 5 likes

Parallel Paraplegic
Mar 2, 2010

HELP IM CRY


The Worst Muslim posted:

If this post gets 1000 likes by next Tuesday, I will jerk off in my living room.

I lick it.




Wait no

The Worst Muslim
Sep 2, 2011

~Foreskin is like a hijab for the penis~


Hooplah posted:

Isn't that probably every day for you anyway

Yeah but now it's for the internet

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

What?


I have some pretty strong feelings about The Worst Muslim's post.

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004


Sgt. Shaved Balls posted:

im gay

not nearly gay enough

Bash Ironfist
Aug 16, 2008



How do we know that the worst Muslim doesn't jerk off in his living room anyways?

Turns on some soft classical music, dims the lights. Makes it a real classy mood, before violently beating his dick to completion.

The Worst Muslim
Sep 2, 2011

~Foreskin is like a hijab for the penis~


Bash Ironfist posted:

How do we know that the worst Muslim doesn't jerk off in his living room anyways?

Turns on some soft classical music, dims the lights. Makes it a real classy mood, before violently beating his dick to completion.

sexxxyyy

Kithrixx
Sep 17, 2009


The original post wasn't as good as Keyboard Goop but the fallout is arguably just as amusing.

also abey is a mean jerk who hates fun because he's the captain of the no fun police

Jack MacAskill
Feb 21, 2011



Are Muslims even allowed in their living rooms?

PWI
Jun 1, 2006

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Jack MacAskill posted:

Are Muslims even allowed in their living rooms?

Well, he is the worst.

straylightunity
Dec 20, 2005

Scapegrace.


But enough about JoeyVapes. What do you think about JoeyVapes?

The Worst Muslim
Sep 2, 2011

~Foreskin is like a hijab for the penis~


Jack MacAskill posted:

Are Muslims even allowed in their living rooms?

it's haram. I'm breaking all the rules anyway. I'm a loose cannon muslim who doesn't play by the rules, but I get results, drat it (i.e. jerking off because the internet told me to)

Also, I just jerked off because you guys liked my posts so much that I jerked off right there and then I love you guys.

Joey Vapes
Mar 31, 2012

by Y Kant Ozma Post


It's great to see that this forum will always be full of small-minded, narcissistic morons and moderated by spineless whiners who wish they had an ounce of my charisma.

You're a loving idiot, Abe, and every one of your sad little followers can Lemming themselves off the nearest cliff. We'll see who the last man standing is.

----------------
This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

Sgt. Shaved Balls
Sep 6, 2006

The Year Is 2053. Basketball Is Dead.


angerbutt posted:

not nearly gay enough

How can I ever live up to your expectations?

Joey Vapes posted:

It's great to see that this forum will always be full of small-minded, narcissistic morons and moderated by spineless whiners who wish they had an ounce of my charisma.

You're a loving idiot, Abe, and every one of your sad little followers can Lemming themselves off the nearest cliff. We'll see who the last man standing is.

I literally suck like 4 dicks a day.

NO LISTEN TO ME
Jan 2, 2009

groove


straylightunity posted:

But enough about JoeyVapes. What do you think about JoeyVapes?

I think he's just what this forum needs - A messiah that will guide us through the tyranny of Abe, and bring us to a land of lovely stories, egotistical soliloquies, and unfunny posting.

edit: And lo, he answers our calls.

Y Kant Ozma Post
Jun 7, 2001

show, pro-heart, that you have got gall!


Joey Vapes posted:

It's great to see that this forum will always be full of small-minded, narcissistic morons and moderated by spineless whiners who wish they had an ounce of my charisma.

You're a loving idiot, Abe, and every one of your sad little followers can Lemming themselves off the nearest cliff. We'll see who the last man standing is.

Wow, "Joey," with your devil-may care attitude and fun loving style, it's little wonder you're not a mod already!

Jailbrekr
Apr 8, 2002
A TOWN LEVELED BY AN EXPLOSION? DOZENS LIKELY KILLED? OH GOD LET ME SEE THAT SWEET VIDEO OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING


Joey Vapes posted:

It's great to see that this forum will always be full of small-minded, narcissistic morons and moderated by spineless whiners who wish they had an ounce of my charisma.

You're a loving idiot, Abe, and every one of your sad little followers can Lemming themselves off the nearest cliff. We'll see who the last man standing is.

Page 4: Insults
Page 7: Admission of being the puppetmaster.

Don't disappoint me.

PWI
Jun 1, 2006

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Joey Vapes posted:

It's great to see that this forum will always be full of small-minded, narcissistic morons and moderated by spineless whiners who wish they had an ounce of my charisma.

You're a loving idiot, Abe, and every one of your sad little followers can Lemming themselves off the nearest cliff. We'll see who the last man standing is.



poo poo yes

Call Me Abey
Feb 14, 2002

I broke the rules in QCS and got in big trouble!


Joey Vapes posted:

It's great to see that this forum will always be full of small-minded, narcissistic morons and moderated by spineless whiners who wish they had an ounce of my charisma.

You're a loving idiot, Abe, and every one of your sad little followers can Lemming themselves off the nearest cliff. We'll see who the last man standing is.

How many ounces of charisma did you use to make this video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMsvpP1vnOI

Kithrixx
Sep 17, 2009


Joey Vapes posted:

It's great to see that this forum will always be full of small-minded, narcissistic morons and moderated by spineless whiners who wish they had an ounce of my charisma.

You're a loving idiot, Abe, and every one of your sad little followers can Lemming themselves off the nearest cliff. We'll see who the last man standing is.

I wasn't aware that Lemming was a verb.

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H.H
Oct 24, 2006


Joey Vapes posted:

It's great to see that this forum will always be full of small-minded, narcissistic morons and moderated by spineless whiners who wish they had an ounce of my charisma.

You're a loving idiot, Abe, and every one of your sad little followers can Lemming themselves off the nearest cliff. We'll see who the last man standing is.

ahahahahaha.
Way to go with your "not caring", dude.

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