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 OP UPDATED 7 Apr at noonI've wondered for some time what would happen if I incubated a Cadbury Creme Egg. The problem is, only unfertilized Cadbury eggs are sold in stores. So I did what anyone else would do: I called around, asked some very discreet questions, and managed to get my hands on some fertilized eggs. I don't know how my source managed to fertilize them, or what kinds of animals he used. (He was awfully cagey on those points. I told him no humans, and he agreed. Or said he did.) I don't know whether these are legal to have, or ethical to have, or anything else. This is basically backyard-meth-lab science. All I know is that today, I carefully cut open an egg that'd been incubating for 14 days, and I took some pictures. Here's what else I know so far: Nothing living is going to come out of these eggs. I don't know if it's the creme, or my bullshit jury-rigged non-scientist science, or if these are just horrible chimerae that man should not have created and that nature cannot suffer to live. Whatever it is, everything comes out dead. If anybody's done anything similar, or just has a stronger science background, I'd love to see or hear about it: photos, drawings, whatever. I have somewhere around nine total embryos, in various stages of development. I'll keep posting pictures of the creatures that I hatch. UPATED PICS Embryo 1:                Embryo 2:                   Embryo 1 & 2:  Embryo 3:       Embryo 4:      Embryo 5:           
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Apr 3, 2012 21:18
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It's horrible, yet strangely beautiful. Good work.
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Apr 3, 2012 21:19
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This thread is a crime against nature, I am suitably horrified.
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Apr 3, 2012 21:20
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I heard of a live one but it only lived about a few seconds after being hatched. It all comes down to how well you perform the incubation process. Some guy on reddit is claiming to have it perfected.
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Apr 3, 2012 21:20
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Gross dude.
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Apr 3, 2012 21:20
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What the gently caress. Did you eat it?
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Apr 3, 2012 21:20
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Eurgh that's loving horrific! I don't like eating Creme eggs anyway, I call them chocolate chicken ovulations, but that's a chocolate chicken fetus god ewww edit: you made that in your kiln, don't lie to me
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Apr 3, 2012 21:20
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That's just loving terrifying. Thanks for putting me off Creme Eggs forever. Jackass.
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Apr 3, 2012 21:22
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This reminds me of that guy finding a tumour in his orange juice though I think it turned out to just be mold unfortunately shaped. Good work on making me feel sick. I wonder what would hatch out of a full sized easter egg 
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Apr 3, 2012 21:23
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I imagine you'd get some kind of lion/rabbit hybrid.
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Apr 3, 2012 21:24
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That's Cadbury Balut. Good loving Lord.
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Apr 3, 2012 21:24
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NoneSuch posted:This reminds me of that guy finding a tumour in his orange juice though I think it turned out to just be mold unfortunately shaped. Good work on making me feel sick. That thread that was here a while back? Yeah, it was some bizarro mushroom thing. OP, why would you do this? What is the point? It seems kinda pointlessly cruel.
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Apr 3, 2012 21:26
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WMain00 posted:That's just loving terrifying. Thanks for putting me off Creme Eggs forever. Jackass.
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Apr 3, 2012 21:26
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Oh man...I want a cadbury egg.
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Apr 3, 2012 21:27
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Well, I wasn't sure what to expect when I clicked on this thread. I should've figured, honestly. I want to see more.
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Apr 3, 2012 21:28
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Industrial chocolate egg farmers usually grind up all of the male Cadbury bunnies so this doesn't happen.
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Apr 3, 2012 21:28
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You've done well.
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Apr 3, 2012 21:29
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This thread is wrong in a lot of ways.
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Apr 3, 2012 21:33
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For god's sake man, you NEVER hatch a creme egg! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jm8kCF_9Uns
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Apr 3, 2012 21:34
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Boinks posted:I imagine you'd get some kind of lion/rabbit hybrid. The question is which does it taste like?
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Apr 3, 2012 21:35
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Well, now you've got to eat it.
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Apr 3, 2012 21:35
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Eat the Cadbury Chimera
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Apr 3, 2012 21:37
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This is the best thing ever.
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Apr 3, 2012 21:40
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Raise them, and unleash your creamy horror upon an unsuspecting diabetic populous!
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Apr 3, 2012 21:41
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I always wondered where peeps came from.
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Apr 3, 2012 21:41
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Please don't eat it. Give it a chance 
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Apr 3, 2012 21:43
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Is that rust all over the knife or delicious chocolate?
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Apr 3, 2012 21:47
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Awww how cute. How does it feel to be a mommy?
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Apr 3, 2012 21:49
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This is beautiful, send that poo poo to the Centre Pompidou ASAP.
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Apr 3, 2012 21:52
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And with that one post Cadbury's share price fell off a cliff.
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Apr 3, 2012 21:54
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Well come on, how did it taste?
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Apr 3, 2012 21:54
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You want to know what it is? Then follow the bodies. Or at least the first body. Priscilla Ann CADBURY. What happened to Priscilla Ann Cadbury? (Whatever you do, keep the cremespawn away from alcohol. Do not ask me why. Not yet. There's a reason why they do not allow alcohol anywhere near the Queen's Nest.)
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Apr 3, 2012 21:55
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Here are some more pictures, with the thing cleaned up a bit more: Why did I do this? Well, I wanted to see what would happen. I know the stillborn bird embryos aren't terribly appetizing, but we're already eating the yolk that's turning into the animal. Obscuritatem posted:For god's sake man, you NEVER hatch a creme egg! I'd never seen Mr Cadbury's parrot before. . . is that what I'm seeing, here? A baby insane parrot? I don't know if I'm happy or sad that I didn't end up with a live one of those. There's still hope, I guess. madlilnerd posted:edit: you made that in your kiln, don't lie to me You know I can't do ceramics at that scale. Everything'd turn to powder.
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Apr 3, 2012 21:57
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It's stillborn? Give it a proper funeral.
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Apr 3, 2012 21:58
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So I guess we answered the question what chickens and rabbits make when they do it with Easter Magic. Monsters.
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Apr 3, 2012 21:59
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You'd have to hatch a mini egg for a parrot and that would be considerably harder. Maybe the Parrot comes from the creme eggs but lays minieggs? I'm so confused.
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Apr 3, 2012 21:59
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This could put a delicious new spin on the ortolan recipe.
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Apr 3, 2012 22:01
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Dude you're playing God here. It's a slippery slope. Next you'll turn your eyes on Peeps. I'm fairly certain that you're about to break the First of the Seven Seals, here.
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Apr 3, 2012 22:01
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happy birthday jesus
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Apr 3, 2012 22:03
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jerkstore77 posted:That's Cadbury Balut. No one else seemed to understand this, but I just wanted to register the full experience of eating a tiny baby bird whole.
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